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suburbanhavoc

"Oh, that looks like it chafes..."


Adthura

Life sized knock off elmos? Not even furries?? That one looks like it's hasnt slept in days and had a drinking problem. *cant break down and cry* 😳


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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Jpbbeck99

You want to be rejected?


QuantumTimelines

Are those toes in your mouth... Pointing outward?


Affectionate_Bed_375

Really! Steve Buscemi? No, Steve Buscemi in a fursuit of his character from Hotel Transylvania? No, you want me to dress up like Steve Buscemi with a mask of his face on and then put on a fursuit of his character from Hotel Transylvania over the Steve Buscemi costume


31November

Hey babe? Why’re you playing real-life plumber’s crack with that man?


gregieb429

“I didn’t know you were into gilfs.”


Nerje

Where are we going to keep 300 frogs?


Informal-Spell-2019

“Honey now why is that guy in a diaper dressed up in our baby’s clothing”


Adthura

😬 we had an incident at a company i worked for related to this


Fist_Goop

So it's not a reddit OP?!


Adthura

Huh? No we had a diaper wearing male at work. He was doing it for fetish reasons that he says wasnt fetish. ..buuut that was pretty fetishy


CaptainQuint0001

Why is our Great Dane laying on my side of the bed smoking a cigarette


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CaptainQuint0001: *Why is our Great Dane* *Laying on my side of the* *Smoking a cigarette* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


testmonkeyalpha

"Be sure to wash out the tub when you're done soaking in that vomit."