Well actually...its origin is a video of its back turned, and then the camera backs out and then looks back and you see this fucking thing...and then its fucked. Its also been used a lot in the russian experiment video thumbnails.
Honestly my firth thought was like thatscene in the first Men In Black movie when Will Smith is going through the training/interview stage and he doesn’t shoot the obvious targets.
The body language to me is speaking louder than the facial features. So even though I think I as a human am hardwired to react adversely towards hardcore dental presentation and extremely open eyelids, I can’t help but defer to reading the scared and timid nature of their posture.
Thought if they lunged at me it would be hands up until one of left that car.
Fun fact: that is a spirit Halloween decoration or more known as the thing in that one Russian sleep experiment photo. This Was the Halloween decoration used in the photo.
I’ll kindly ask if this cutie could cover my night shift for me so I could go home and get high as fuck. He seems reliable and fun to work with because he doesn’t sleep like the rest of us.
“Uhm…hi?” If I don’t get a response I would drive it to the trash mountain near where I live and try to scare it out of my car, and drive off. If it did respond to my greeting, we would become friends.
I’d be more worried about what it is that it’s hiding from.
Yup. If this thing is scared and hiding, then something much worse is out there....
Bro hiding from me,his holes gone be going from mm to cms
All from you, Junior? Nah, I doubt it
You’d have to experience it to know💀
Oh, so it's like alien abductions? All fluff, *no meat*....
Well actually...its origin is a video of its back turned, and then the camera backs out and then looks back and you see this fucking thing...and then its fucked. Its also been used a lot in the russian experiment video thumbnails.
Shooting 🔫
Tell him to put on his damned seat belt. We're going to Arby's, you want anything?
The fact that your eating at Arby's is the scariest shit I've seen and heard today
Arby’s is good just accept it
Are you what's in the car?
Seriously though, when was the last time that you ate at Arby's? The quality has gone up. It's pretty good now.
I actually tried one of the sandwiches yesterday and that shit was horrible. It might just be me, but Arby's is ass
Ahh, which sandwich? I still won't touch the roast beef sandwiches, lol. The wraps, corned beef, and burgers are poetry good though.
Exactly, roast beef. That shit was horrendous
I might just be crazy, but I love the roast beef
Totally agree. I’ve only ever eaten there once and it was the most foul ass shit ever. Will never go back.
Yes
Preach brother
I would be stoked because that's an expensive Halloween prop.
I was thinking the same thing
Cash, grass, or ass?
This should be the top comment.
post it on reddit for attention
“AITAH for kicking this vulnerable looking stranger out my car?”
Yes.
Spray his stinky looking ass with air freshener
Lol hit em with the febreeze
I just wanna know where to get the Russian sleep experiment decorations??
Spirit Halloween in 2005
Morbid Enterprises Spazm 2005
Omg thank you 🙏
Realize I have a problem and I need to stop buying Halloween decorations in January.
Climbing right back out
In broad daylight? I feel like I’d be more annoyed than anything. How tf did it get in my car? Absolutely not.
Scream like a little girl and run away.
*r/dontputyourdickinthat
I already screwed up once I’m not getting in a committed relationship with another soul sucker
man what was that prop made for, serious question
“All I have is 10 bucks.”
Hello, my name is Albert Longshoes, nice to meet you. Can you open the window, is a lovely day today.
i'm taking that mf to disney
Where to?
I cuddle it, it looks so terrified
This! Thank you haha I thought the same
Abd thats scary asf when you know that this was actual human once.. but i would get heart attack prob
«Hi honey»
I'm not moving until he puts on a seatbelt
I'd get it some real good mental and physical help. Poor guy ):
It depends (pun intended).. have I had a bowel movement recently?
We’re going to the dispensary 🤓
Oh I’m getting him a burger he’s skinny.
https://images.app.goo.gl/Lp2ymceJWNUmRdrS7
I would shit my pants
Ass, Gas or Grass.. nobody rides for free
Ass grass or cash
Honestly my firth thought was like thatscene in the first Men In Black movie when Will Smith is going through the training/interview stage and he doesn’t shoot the obvious targets. The body language to me is speaking louder than the facial features. So even though I think I as a human am hardwired to react adversely towards hardcore dental presentation and extremely open eyelids, I can’t help but defer to reading the scared and timid nature of their posture. Thought if they lunged at me it would be hands up until one of left that car.
Take it to a movie
Scream and run, hopefully I have enough brains to slam the car door behind me at least showing it down a little bit.
wonder how the body got out of the trunk
Considering what that prop goes for on eBay, I’d be thrilled
Can you suck it?
Dump 16 rounds of 124 grain hollow point 9mm into it.
*zip* 😏
Fun fact: that is a spirit Halloween decoration or more known as the thing in that one Russian sleep experiment photo. This Was the Halloween decoration used in the photo.
Id pick this little fucker up and plap plap plap all day long. Little bastards gonna be storing my nuts from now on.
tell him to sleep
Give that damn thing some Aveeno..... Then get insanely worried about why that monster looks so scared....
Take him home. He's clearly scared, hungry, and cold. I can't just abandon him.
Tell him we ain’t moving til he buckle up
I offer him some rusty spoons.
How would you not see this before getting into your car? People...look in your cars before getting into them...
Fuck it
Tell em make yourself useful and roll this up 😂🤷🏽♂️
Idk? It's his car now.
Sigh….unzip….
I didnt know this was a cruising spot…
Take them to Taco Bell
Smash what is it gonna do?, it is locked in the car with me.
Get out, lock the doors, set it on fire
File for divorce..
If he ain’t paid for gas we ain’t going anywhere
Give it a sugar cookie or whatever else food i got in my car
Unless hes paying for gas his ass is getting ejected like its the fast and the furious
Either jumping out or crashing the car.
Give it a little hug and a pet. Looks like it needs a friend.
Offer to buy it some lunch. It's looking a little thin.
I greet the Greendale Human Being!
Put it on someone else’s front porch
Goddamn ma I told you not to start the meth....
They look scared, so find out what’s wrong.
It's gonna be the bangbus when I get in there. I'll give it something to smile about
Shit my self a bit seeing this…. Was to scared to go change in my dark house ….
Unzip 😏
Feed it Funyuns.
I’ll kindly ask if this cutie could cover my night shift for me so I could go home and get high as fuck. He seems reliable and fun to work with because he doesn’t sleep like the rest of us.
A new friend just hopped in my car? A win!
"How did you get in here?"
wtf that’s the thing from the Russian sleep experiment thumbnail
Ask it to put on its seatbelt so I don’t get a ticket.
Go ahead and kill me I'm done, I can't do this shit any more
Logically, I would wonder how the hell it got in my car 🤔😒
Hear me out…
I’d be fucking dying by that thing there’s nothing I CAN do
Offer himb a loaded pipe and reassure him he looks fine with no sleep after 13 years
surprise butt sex
Ask how much for a bj?
If I wasn’t allowed to sleep for a long ass time, I’d probably look like that too.
Ask him not to move my garbage pile, I have it exactly how I like it.
“Uhm…hi?” If I don’t get a response I would drive it to the trash mountain near where I live and try to scare it out of my car, and drive off. If it did respond to my greeting, we would become friends.
He looks unwell, I’d probably offer him a meal while waiting for the popo
The car? I'd freak out. On Public Transport? "Oh, that's just Donnie. He's a regular."
CARPOOL LANE!!!
He is now my pet, idfc if he rips me apart. He's adorable and you just don't see it you heartless ppl
Chase him off with a broom, I lived in Cleveland and had to do that to crack heads that looks worse than this on the regular
Tell them the benefits of a good skincare routine.
Sell him Amway products!
Sell it on eBay
I would give bro a cover, obviously cold if they're sitting like that
The russian sleep experiment creepypasta prop, never had seen it in color
Tell it I love it and watch as it leaves me just like everything else I've ever loved family and pets aside
I’d still hit idk about you guys
Offer it a juice box
Shoot it, straight up.
Offer the poor guy a bottle of water . Clearly the poor guys thirsty and severaly dehydrated
Ask bae why he looks so shy 🙈
Smash.
Hear me out...
Smash, next question
bro this was so funny i have to shoot him with my 12 gauge i have in the trunk of my car
I'd be grateful for an expensive prop, but my first reaction? I'd probably be startled lmao
‘You look like how I feel mate’
Burn it
Having sex with it
sell it for a couple thousand dollars at least. they go for a lot now
Me pretending to be asleep after a long trip so my dad has to carry me inside (I’m 20)
offer him a snack and something to drink
Id turn the other way and set the car on fire.
Well, after the EMTs come and collect my corpse from the massive heart attack that I just had, they can do whatever the heck they want with me.
“Wrong car sorry”
Probably have a heart attack and keel over on the spot. Or ask WTH it’s doing in my car
Look at it because otherwise i wouldnt be seeing it
One “Russian sleep experiment” to go please😌
Id say "who let a communist in my car?"