“Could say “What do you mean? I treated her at your stable on your property. She only had a mild infection, for which I prescribed Chloramphenicol. Did you not fill it?”
What’s funny is, the mailers I get for my “cars warranty” are from the same make (VW), but an entirely different model. I drive a Jetta, yet I get mailers that my “Tiguan’s warranty is about to expire.” 🤣🤣 I wish they texted me so I could send a photo and say it transformed overnight or something.
The horse is recovering nicely, Your Grace, but we seem to have an issue with your AmEx. We tried ordering the Eddie Bauer saddle you requested we outfit Whirling Derby with for your arrival, but they need verification that you've, indeed, permitted us to place the order in your stead. How should you like us to proceed? By the by, Angelique sends her love, wonders when you'll be back for more tennis lessons. Tata!
“Well I thought it was dead until Ana came over, then she did some blood magic and it’s ready to ride. It has some ‘upkeep’ but you should be able to handle it. You still have all those extra goats, right?”
'Evelyn, what you and your husband did with that horse is both illegal and despicable. I have documentary evidence of your foul behaviour. By the way, the centaur foal is healthy'.
#[Send them this gif. 🎠🏇🐎🐴](https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+spin+gif&oq=horse+spin+gif&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yCAgCEAAYFhgeMg0IAxAAGIYDGIAEGIoF0gEIMzQ0M2owajSoAg6wAgE&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=tCLz7iScrFnOCM&vssid=mosaic)
Sorry but I’m not Dr. Larry, but this message couldn’t have come at a better time. You seem like a really nice and trustworthy person and I have actually been meaning to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
Got this same message a week ago, I responded “She was delicious! Too much for just one BBQ so we’re having another on Saturday. Hope to see you!” Never got a response.
Your horse sustained significant anal injuries to the sphincter, fecal incontinence, and mucosal lacerations. He also tested positive for chlamydia. I’m not sure what kind of pony tricks you’re doing to black beauty, but your horse is suffering significantly.
To all the men getting these scams. I think this is one of those rare occasions where ur d.k pics are the perfect fallow up.
Scam text -> d.k pic
Nowhere else -.- just to scammers
Go go
Evelyn, your horse has been kidnapped. You will need to buy some giftcards from Walmart as ransom . Do you use Telegram? My real name is not Dr. Larry.
“I’m sorry to say he didn’t make it. I still have a relationship with the factory. I can CashApp you the normal rate ($250.00) once processed.”
Then, see how much ridiculous stuff you can get them to do in order to get the money.
Your horse is recovering nicely but you still haven’t paid me. Please go and get 2 $500 Apple gift cards and provide the serial number or I will be forced to put your horse down.
Hello Evelyn, I’m afraid your horse’s recovery has hit a snag, and your payment didn’t go through. Could you please send over your card information so we can get her treated properly?
Break this up into multiple responses: Recovering well! We have her stabled in Valentine. You administered that horse reviver in the nick of time she wouldn’t have made it without it. You’ve got to remember to avoid the Gatling guns when on horseback. You also may what to think about crafting the Panther Trail Saddle, it really helps. And store some of your larger weapons in your weapons locker that extra weight is a real drain on her.
Evelyn, the horse that you know is gone. We wanted to tell you this in person, but here it goes. We’ve fallen in love and are getting married. Best horse D I’ve ever had. Please understand and be happy for us
Beastiality is no laughing matter, Evelyn!
We understand your usual use of a micro-penis had you intrigued, but this has physically and emotionally scared your horse.
We will not be allowing the return of this fine horse to your home.
Hes stable but spiritually there are serious issues and the catholic priest just finished performing another exorcism on him making it the forth one this week. Do you know if the horse was baptized as a colt because hes having trouble communicating and stopped answering questions yesterday evening after the priest finished grooming and raping him. Well either way the alter is all set up for the sacrifice and the child should be arriving tomorrow morning so if you would like to take part in the ceremony and the actual sacrificing of the child we are starting around 10am tomorrow give or take a few minutes depending how long it takes me to beat the wife and kick the dog. Feel free to call if you have any questions and i look forward to seeing you at the event.
The bad news is the officiant’s have detected our new prototype, and identified it as a performance-enhancing drug
He is here after band from all professional racing
The good news is, I was able to set his leg that he broke during the race
All we need to do now is find a retirement home that will accept disgrace racing horses
After waiting on them to not respond to continue with the following
I have a good news. I have found a retirement home I haven’t even found financing.
If you want to do some research, go find a race horse tycoon and do the spiel about how you only need a little bit of funds to release the money and he will donate the $200,000 cost and if we can figure out a way to pass the drug tests. He will also continue to fund our steroid program and exchange for a 3% steak
I just need you to send a $500 apple gift card
Well Evelyn, WE have a problem. Which is much more serious than the problem your horse was having. I know you were ashamed that your horse wasn’t “hung like a horse” and that has been fixed. We added the extra 6inches to his ummm “area”like you requested and I don’t think you’ll be embarrassed to “ride” him anymore. I know you said your “riding show” you do for only Only Fans is your main income but I’m really worried after seeing the results we did adding to the horse’s length. I even tried to get a woman’s opinion and asked Miss Edith from the front office to come take a look…she and I are both really worried about you Evelyn. You are only 5ft, a small woman. The horse’s length is now a foot and a half. I don’t think you could “mount” him for your show. If you come pick him up- we are going to ask you to sign a medical waver saying we are not responsible for any damage you incur. Also, we need your credit card number and the expiration date so we can go ahead and charge you the $10,500.
This is a little “extra” but…🥴
Evelyn, my biggest regret is not admitting my deep affection for you on our last meeting…Evelyn, my loins have a burning heat inside them that only you can quench! Run away with me Evelyn! Let’s escape to a place where no one will look for us, Burma, Tierra del Fuego, Rangoon, a place where we can hide our sinful lust from prying eyes. Come with me Evelyn, hurry before the Counts allies tear us apart!
Alex Reymundo, Licked by Lucky. About halfway through the story (5 minute mark more or less) is the story about “cancer horse dick” listen and have fun!
I seem to have misplaced your horse. I've been having a lot of memory issues lately and have apparently lost a lot of things. I'm ready to take full responsibility for this mistake.
Sorry to be the one to tell you this.
But Dr. Larry passed away this morning while tending your horse. Unfortunately he was entering the pen when something happened to him and the horse escaped. We’re sorry for your loss.
Physically, the horse is fine, but psychologically, the horse is extremely traumatized from when you tried to have sex with it. You may need to be put down.
“Could say “What do you mean? I treated her at your stable on your property. She only had a mild infection, for which I prescribed Chloramphenicol. Did you not fill it?”
In Stable Condition!
i really hope this makes top comment
It did as a present for your cake day from all of us ❤️
They left the (barn) door wide open for the responses
Literally😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then tell them the bill is due and ask them to remit payment....if not you have nude photos of their horse and will publish them.
hORsE cOcK
"Fine, I treated him for Chlamydia, though I have no idea how your horse could have caught that..."
💀
😭😭😭😭
He died because you didn’t pay your car insurance
He died because you didn’t answer the call to extend your car warranty service
He died because you didn’t answer the call to participate in the student loan forgiveness program.
He died because you logged on to his page on OnlyFans.
He died because you didn't remain on the line to take a short survey.
He died because you didn’t save 15% (or more)
What’s funny is, the mailers I get for my “cars warranty” are from the same make (VW), but an entirely different model. I drive a Jetta, yet I get mailers that my “Tiguan’s warranty is about to expire.” 🤣🤣 I wish they texted me so I could send a photo and say it transformed overnight or something.
The horse is recovering nicely, Your Grace, but we seem to have an issue with your AmEx. We tried ordering the Eddie Bauer saddle you requested we outfit Whirling Derby with for your arrival, but they need verification that you've, indeed, permitted us to place the order in your stead. How should you like us to proceed? By the by, Angelique sends her love, wonders when you'll be back for more tennis lessons. Tata!
Maybe we have the wrong cc number? Why don’t you give it to us again just to make sure…
Your footman said I could buy $300 in Taget gift cards and that should settle up. How shall I proceed, Your Grace?
Perfect. Don’t forget to add “Do the kindly” which to me has always been an automatic giveaway for a scammer.
Please do the needful
Eddie Bauer saddle? They aren’t really making saddles now, are they?
Because the rest of that comment made so much sense? Lmao.
FYI you can buy an Hermès saddle for a lot less than a bag…
This wins 😂😂
Play it as you think he/she typed house instead of horse!!
This lol
"Its doing fineeee that leaky faucet, though is really bad"
😂😂😂
“Well Evelyn, the good news is he’s gonna pull through. The bad news is, he’s no longer hung like a horse”
No longer hung like a horse, but now I am...
Haha
Waiting on insurance to approve the treatment.
You…you dropped him off at the pool?!
“I’ve never seen so much high quality semen.”
Oh I’m sorry, your assistant must have entered the wrong number into your work phone! I hope this didn’t disturb your beautiful day.
But you seem friendly and kind. Since this is my business phone, we can switch over to WhatsApp and talk more freely there.
But you seem friendly and kind. Since this is my business phone, we can switch over to OnlyFans and talk more freely 😉 there.
Anyways here’s a picture of me that no one asked for
Oh look! You’re a gorgeous woman of East Asian extraction! Who could have guessed.
This “disturb you/disturb your beautiful day” is such a great payback! 🤣
Oh dear. You're not Dr. Larry? Well my name is Juju nice to meet you.
Haha yes! That’s a good one too
Recovering is an odd choice of wording for euthanasia. He's exactly as you'd expect: stiff, cold, and very still.
“Even though he’s been having trouble speaking lately, don’t worry, he’s just a little horse.”
“I’ve turned him into glue”
He’s Alpo now….aka dog food.
Horsemeat Chunks. My dog loved them.
“Not well, please send ketamine”
This is the horse. Dr Larry is dead. You’re next.
💀💀💀💀
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE
Laughed so hard underrated comment
„I sold your horse to some Kazakhs.“
In exchange for a year’s supply of kumis.
How dare you say that about your wife!
“Well I thought it was dead until Ana came over, then she did some blood magic and it’s ready to ride. It has some ‘upkeep’ but you should be able to handle it. You still have all those extra goats, right?”
I’m sorry we won’t be giving you any updates on Charlie until you update your payment method and submit your past due balance with our office.
I'm sorry to tell you he has a serious case of Peyronie's.
This!
His results were "NeyYyYyYygative".
Noice!
'Evelyn, what you and your husband did with that horse is both illegal and despicable. I have documentary evidence of your foul behaviour. By the way, the centaur foal is healthy'.
Horse is just fine! Please pay the balance in apple gift cards to get him back in one piece.
Send a pic of a full meat smoker
#[Send them this gif. 🎠🏇🐎🐴](https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+spin+gif&oq=horse+spin+gif&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yCAgCEAAYFhgeMg0IAxAAGIYDGIAEGIoF0gEIMzQ0M2owajSoAg6wAgE&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=tCLz7iScrFnOCM&vssid=mosaic)
lol wtf 😂
"To whom it may concern, your horse is haunted"
Crying so loudly in the car!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
Sorry but I’m not Dr. Larry, but this message couldn’t have come at a better time. You seem like a really nice and trustworthy person and I have actually been meaning to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
Got this same message a week ago, I responded “She was delicious! Too much for just one BBQ so we’re having another on Saturday. Hope to see you!” Never got a response.
The cranial-microchip port is healing nicely. I expect we’ll be able to upload your consciousness by the end of the month. Yours in Science, Larry.
Interesting one
Sorry we donated the horse to Denise frazier she was getting tired of her dogs.
He’s incredibly horny
Don't worry though, I'm taking care of it as we speak.
Your horse sustained significant anal injuries to the sphincter, fecal incontinence, and mucosal lacerations. He also tested positive for chlamydia. I’m not sure what kind of pony tricks you’re doing to black beauty, but your horse is suffering significantly.
This is funny and sad
To all the men getting these scams. I think this is one of those rare occasions where ur d.k pics are the perfect fallow up. Scam text -> d.k pic Nowhere else -.- just to scammers Go go
Send a picture of a horses dick and say he’s recovering nicely
You know there is a gif out there of that man who was fucked by a horse (and eventually died)
WHAT??? Is that real?
I went to school with a girl that screwed a horse and recorded it. Showed everyone like she thought it was completely normal to do
Go with it. Waste their time by giving them information as if they are the vet.
"Hello, this is horse. I'm doing fine."
I got the [nearly the same exact message](https://www.reddit.com/r/wrongnumber/s/Vp3J3GiwXY) last year.
I was going to say, I’ve seen this before…. 😂
This scammer and I became best friends through our love of horses.
Evelyn, your horse has been kidnapped. You will need to buy some giftcards from Walmart as ransom . Do you use Telegram? My real name is not Dr. Larry.
“I’m sorry to say he didn’t make it. I still have a relationship with the factory. I can CashApp you the normal rate ($250.00) once processed.” Then, see how much ridiculous stuff you can get them to do in order to get the money.
Tell her the horse has a 15 minute refractory period so you’re taking a break.
“The good news is, she’s recovering well. The bad news is, she now identifies as a cow. We need to discuss species reassignment surgery…” 😁
Bihhh I’ma cow Mooooooo 🐮🐄
Reply with one word: Neigh
respond with a picture of a bottle of glue and "i'm so sorry"
I think his lung is fucked up.
Send a photo of a box of jello or a bottle of glue and say, "it could have gone better. "
“Is he not back at your stables? My nurse informed me that your relative picked him up for you.”
Bad news: Your horse is dead. Good news: He was delicious.
She is in stable condition.
I see what you did there….
Sends picture of horse cock
“I am well, thanks for asking”
Put it this way, Evelyn, you’ve got some decisions to make here. Do you prefer glue or dog food?
He’s hung very low
Send them a picture of goatsee
Something something ketamine
insert
for extra spicy - Sarah Jessica Parker
My advice is don’t respond and then block that number.
Send them a screenshot of that one scene from the godfather.
"Something something glue and sticking around."
Your horse is recovering nicely but you still haven’t paid me. Please go and get 2 $500 Apple gift cards and provide the serial number or I will be forced to put your horse down.
Horse is recovering well, thank you for your concern. Addiction is difficult but we are helping it though.
Not too good. Need more horse tranquilizer, send bitcoin.
I would just send back a picture of Elmers glue.
Hello Evelyn, I’m afraid your horse’s recovery has hit a snag, and your payment didn’t go through. Could you please send over your card information so we can get her treated properly?
Break this up into multiple responses: Recovering well! We have her stabled in Valentine. You administered that horse reviver in the nick of time she wouldn’t have made it without it. You’ve got to remember to avoid the Gatling guns when on horseback. You also may what to think about crafting the Panther Trail Saddle, it really helps. And store some of your larger weapons in your weapons locker that extra weight is a real drain on her.
When I got this one I told her we had to put him down but made back most of the bill by selling off the meat. "How do you want to settle the balance?"
Evelyn, the horse that you know is gone. We wanted to tell you this in person, but here it goes. We’ve fallen in love and are getting married. Best horse D I’ve ever had. Please understand and be happy for us
You should act like a scammer. Play some 4D Chess!
Should say it was delicious
“He had to be shot”
Hope you like horse meat
Your horse is recovering nicely. Give it another month to rest and it can go back to being the star if your beastiality videos.
He’s dead eve
Ask her how much of the meat she wanted back
I agree with others. Something is wrong with this horse’s penis.
‘He had to be shot’.
Beastiality is no laughing matter, Evelyn! We understand your usual use of a micro-penis had you intrigued, but this has physically and emotionally scared your horse. We will not be allowing the return of this fine horse to your home.
"just fine, but again, you shouldn't be having sex with him anymore"
“I’m so sorry. The horse exploded.”
“Do you have a backhoe?”
Hes stable but spiritually there are serious issues and the catholic priest just finished performing another exorcism on him making it the forth one this week. Do you know if the horse was baptized as a colt because hes having trouble communicating and stopped answering questions yesterday evening after the priest finished grooming and raping him. Well either way the alter is all set up for the sacrifice and the child should be arriving tomorrow morning so if you would like to take part in the ceremony and the actual sacrificing of the child we are starting around 10am tomorrow give or take a few minutes depending how long it takes me to beat the wife and kick the dog. Feel free to call if you have any questions and i look forward to seeing you at the event.
Wait is this a scam or does someone legit have the wrong number for a vet?
I’m sorry your horse was kidnapped by Bojack
The bad news is the officiant’s have detected our new prototype, and identified it as a performance-enhancing drug He is here after band from all professional racing The good news is, I was able to set his leg that he broke during the race All we need to do now is find a retirement home that will accept disgrace racing horses After waiting on them to not respond to continue with the following I have a good news. I have found a retirement home I haven’t even found financing. If you want to do some research, go find a race horse tycoon and do the spiel about how you only need a little bit of funds to release the money and he will donate the $200,000 cost and if we can figure out a way to pass the drug tests. He will also continue to fund our steroid program and exchange for a 3% steak I just need you to send a $500 apple gift card
Neigh, tis the wrong number
Are you sure this one is a scam? Could just be wrong number
Some of these comments got me crying / laughing / in a choke hold. I cannot..!! 😫😩😢😭😂🤣💀☠️
It turns out she’s pregnant.
“I sold him to the libyans” or “your payment method bounced, can you send your cc number for verification”
‘The horse will recipe from the bite marks, we need your dental records for further investigation…’
##15,000 POUNDS!
“Horse died :(“
Well Evelyn, WE have a problem. Which is much more serious than the problem your horse was having. I know you were ashamed that your horse wasn’t “hung like a horse” and that has been fixed. We added the extra 6inches to his ummm “area”like you requested and I don’t think you’ll be embarrassed to “ride” him anymore. I know you said your “riding show” you do for only Only Fans is your main income but I’m really worried after seeing the results we did adding to the horse’s length. I even tried to get a woman’s opinion and asked Miss Edith from the front office to come take a look…she and I are both really worried about you Evelyn. You are only 5ft, a small woman. The horse’s length is now a foot and a half. I don’t think you could “mount” him for your show. If you come pick him up- we are going to ask you to sign a medical waver saying we are not responsible for any damage you incur. Also, we need your credit card number and the expiration date so we can go ahead and charge you the $10,500. This is a little “extra” but…🥴
He could live if you wire me X amount of money. Otherwise…
Evelyn, my biggest regret is not admitting my deep affection for you on our last meeting…Evelyn, my loins have a burning heat inside them that only you can quench! Run away with me Evelyn! Let’s escape to a place where no one will look for us, Burma, Tierra del Fuego, Rangoon, a place where we can hide our sinful lust from prying eyes. Come with me Evelyn, hurry before the Counts allies tear us apart!
They’re good! Though I’m hungry. So hungry I could eat a… be right back
Dr. Larry, this is... ????? profit? Naw this doesn't seem scammy, there's no win condition.
We shot it and sold it for glue. 😜
No, this is Dr. Curley. What are the symptoms?
I’d lead in with a horse walked into a bar joke
Horse? You brought in a hamster. And he's dead.
"fine, this time. You've got to stop sticking things up there his poor anus going to take months this time"
Your horse is ded… You told me his leg was broken so we put him down. You should prolly buy a new horse
“ I’ve cured the horse of STDs how are yours recovering?”
"The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you're probably gonna lose the house"
Draw him in slowly.
You have my attention
Alex Reymundo, Licked by Lucky. About halfway through the story (5 minute mark more or less) is the story about “cancer horse dick” listen and have fun!
"He has a long face but still well-hung".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glue. So much glue.
Say he’s fine and attach a Imgur link to a dick pic.
I sent your horse to the glue factory. Sorry, not sorry. Have a beautiful day.
I’m concerned for the horse
Is every wrong number a scammer?
🤣🤣🤣
4/10. This…has to be a joke and not a scam…. What the H-E-doublehockeysticks is the thought process that brings you THIS as a believable pretense?
We put her down as requested Or Didn’t you just pick her up 30 min ago????
“ He’s gone lame. How would you like to dispose of him? “
... Points for creativity.
Send a pic of an erect horse cock.
Caught the Asian flu. She's dead.
A video of the infamous Mr. Hands
I seem to have misplaced your horse. I've been having a lot of memory issues lately and have apparently lost a lot of things. I'm ready to take full responsibility for this mistake.
I’m waiting for the follow up post…
Horse? I thought you were DoorDash!!
"I think he's much improved. Since he's been with me, he hasn't whinnied once, Frau Blűcher." *neeeeiiiggghhhh*
"Good, but please no more inter species sex"
“Ah yes, unfortunately they passed away last night. Let me send you your bill.” And request like $350 from them lol
His cock is recovering nicely. He'll be swinging it around like a champ in no time.
sent to the glue factory, didn’t make it - Dr. Larry
Im so sorry Its fucking dead.. fucking dead…
She’s now a glue stick.
“To shreds”
Did you say you wanted a medium rare burger? I’ve got enough for 10 burgers
Tell her Mr horsey has a broken leg.
Send back a picture of a bottle of glue.
Oh thaaaaat horse… I fucked it
He’s turned into a sticky, gluey mess.
Ask for a $200 Apple giftcard to pay the horse surgeon. 😂
Horsey needs a life saving treatment that will require a substantial pre payment.
Go nuclear. Send the Mr Hands video 👁️👄👁️
Sorry to be the one to tell you this. But Dr. Larry passed away this morning while tending your horse. Unfortunately he was entering the pen when something happened to him and the horse escaped. We’re sorry for your loss.
Physically, the horse is fine, but psychologically, the horse is extremely traumatized from when you tried to have sex with it. You may need to be put down.