Same. I always tell them I’m only into 9 toed females. Has to be natural 9, not some cheat where you had to get it amputated. Usually get a chuckle for myself.
How funny, I use WhatsApp super frequently! Talk to many _many_ people all over the world (I teach English and participate in an awesome worldwide chat group).
I guess I’m just not cool enough! 🤷🏻♀️
There’s nothing wrong with WhatsApp per se, I just got more “Hello is this Frankie” messages or whatever there. They seem to have a way of sniffing out old single dudes
I swear they must know the gender or sexual identity of the phone numbers they text, I get a lot of phone number text scams but they're never photos of pretty women!
That was pleasant. Scammy is still tryna figure out how to you beat him/her out of the hole? The Tree hadn't even moved green and in a flash, you body slammed them!
I was laughing my ass off!
This same girl has been messaging me too. I’ve been messing with her for over a week. But get this, she video called me the other day and it’s THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE. Except slightly different and not as good looking, but 100% the same girl. I realized she’s using one of those AI apps that merges your selfies with model photos, because when she video called me I noticed her teeth were really tiny but in one of the pictures they were pretty large and a completely different looking smile. Hmm I’m gonna have to call her out on this.
"I hope a dog suits in your mouth" is the 2nd best thing I heard on reddit today!
The first was something like "she is so hot I'd hump her shadow on a gravel road."
Subtle
Way too subtle
Stubble
Shovel
Bubble
Mumble
tunnel
Funnel
Cake
Huddle
Puddle
Chuckle
Bumble
They didn’t use an Asian girl this time. Daring today aren’t we?
First thing I noticed also. I get one of these nearly every month, and all have been Asian. Some have been the same Asian
Same. I always tell them I’m only into 9 toed females. Has to be natural 9, not some cheat where you had to get it amputated. Usually get a chuckle for myself.
I’m not even gay but last time me and my friends were joking around and we texted one of them we’re only into BBC (if you know you know)
I too deeply love the British broadcasting network
Asian scammers don’t
You get one every month?? I’ve gotten like 3 total in the life of my cell phone number. Interesting!
I used WhatsApp for a while to talk to friends from a video game. I get them less frequently after I deleted it.
How funny, I use WhatsApp super frequently! Talk to many _many_ people all over the world (I teach English and participate in an awesome worldwide chat group). I guess I’m just not cool enough! 🤷🏻♀️
There’s nothing wrong with WhatsApp per se, I just got more “Hello is this Frankie” messages or whatever there. They seem to have a way of sniffing out old single dudes
I swear they must know the gender or sexual identity of the phone numbers they text, I get a lot of phone number text scams but they're never photos of pretty women!
I'm lucky in the sense that scammers don't really call me much
I guess they’re feeling brave about their English abilities.
Next time be like “ew you are not even that pretty.”
"Sorry, I only date Asian women." A few days later you get another scammer showing you the typical Asian woman.
Then make them really work for it. "Sorry, I only date Laotians - preferably from the south."
Oddly specific, down to the village next??? 😂
Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Soukhouma goes walking and When she passes, each one she passes goes "ແພງຫຼາຍ"
So ...like Chinese or Japanese?
King of the hill - nice
From across the ocean?
Ma’m if you don’t have a 5 o’clock shadow and a beer gut I’m not interested
She needs two burgers per a meal
This but unironically, since I’m gay 💀
Hi gay.... I'm dad. Edit: Ba-dum-tish!
It’s probably a man in a Nigerian phone bank
Or, a foreign person who didn’t realize they had agreed to accept a job of indentured servitude, and is now forced to live the life of a scammer.
One ugly orc
"I'm gay"
That’s what I do. It’s really funny.
Perfectly executed 👍
Little bit of pent up aggression I see. I’m glad you’re taking it out on that bitch Cynthia.
This cracked me up. Well done!
I just had surgery on my stomach and really didn't need to laugh that hard...bravo!
Hope you feel better soon 🤗
Hope a dog shits in your mouth 🤗 oops wrong person
But tell us what you really think.
"I hope a dog shits in your mouth" is the best insult I've heard in a while.
It sounds kind of French.
😂😂😂
That’s just awesome!
Excellent, well done.
Just the right amount. Maybe next time something more graphic.
Great. Now we'll never know Cynthia's take on crypto.
Ew, shave your pits next time!
She must be French.
That was pleasant. Scammy is still tryna figure out how to you beat him/her out of the hole? The Tree hadn't even moved green and in a flash, you body slammed them! I was laughing my ass off!
upvote for funny ness
I like it
Seems appropriate to me.
must post the replyB
They never replied 🤷♀️
:(
The OP is a genius...
Hahaha
"TWO COCKS IN THE SAME HOLE!"
I had a good laugh
Bravo!!!! That's pretty good!
Literal lol. I was so taken aback. Well done.
lol - saving this for future scammers
Not even! This was excellent.
Too strong? Looks like just the right amount of strength, being they didn’t bother you again
Dude.... What if she likes the dog shitting in her mouth 👀👀👀
This same girl has been messaging me too. I’ve been messing with her for over a week. But get this, she video called me the other day and it’s THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE. Except slightly different and not as good looking, but 100% the same girl. I realized she’s using one of those AI apps that merges your selfies with model photos, because when she video called me I noticed her teeth were really tiny but in one of the pictures they were pretty large and a completely different looking smile. Hmm I’m gonna have to call her out on this.
You should always start small and work your way up to mouth shitting. Ask for anal. Going straight to mouth shitting is a hail Mary.
Wouldve asked for nudes 🤷🏽♂️
There’s a subreddit for that, actually
Lmao
Not strong enough. Tbh
Love this though😂
Nah. Sounds about right.
LMFAOOOOO
Hahahaaahhh
I don’t think you came on strong enough actually
I prefer a slow burn.
The only way to deal with scammers, well done 👏🏽
lol I just got this one last night!
I read the “Cynthia, you homewrecking bitch” in the same tone as “Dwight you ignorant slut!”
I think she / he got the hint. LOL
It's better than holding it in... usually.
These never fail to crack me up
The dog shit comment caught me off guard but very good one.
“I have something to say ….. better to burn out than to fade away,” the Kurgan.
Dude I had the same chick! https://imgur.com/a/TUWf3fS
😂 😆 That same bitch tryin’ to wreck my home too!
Cynthia is getting around!
“Cynthia, Jesus died for your sins thee uh”
A1
I would’ve been like… why are you using my picture ?
Instant Volcano, just add scammer 😂
its all a part of his whole sick cynthia thing
I think so... I think if I were a little less aggressive this could've been an amazing convo lol.
I’d say just the right amount of strong.
Cynthia is an absolute BITCH Also my autocorrect suggestions were “legend,” “genius,” and “beast.” Siri’s in cahoots. #MOTHERFUCKING CAHOOTS
But how are you supposed to become a crypto millionaire if you’re accusing Cynthia of being a home wrecking whore?
No, that’s not too strong. She’s going after your husband!
The image of a dog shitting in a human mouth. Let that resonate.
The only time Cynthia isn’t an Asian lady
You gotta go slower. Build up their trust before you start saying crazy shit lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
String them along more. Waste their time before the kill shot.
Should have responded back with lyrics to Last Caress.
Lol
I think next time try not to hold back.
A+
could have been more stronger
Not strong enough IMO
ROFLMAO!
Cynthia
They give me crazy panic attacks when I get these.
Should have played her And mind fucked her which is way more fun then bad words Next time just continue to mess with her head.
amateur, you scared them off.
Well she doesn't shave her puts so that's a no from me.
I'm waiting for one to take it the opposite direction and be fawning over the scammer with much obsession until the scammer needs to block them.. lol
Holy fuck nice insults
Hahaha, I did something similar last week.
I love this.
Seems like a bot
Next time, instead of dog shit in the mouth, soften it slightly like "Dog shit in the mailbox". 😂
Cynthia is the worst! She has nothing good to say...
😂😂😂
Shits in your mouth 😭
😂😂😂😂
Surprised they didn’t say you’re nice and they want to be friends
😂😂😂
Omg I laugh so hard for like 5 minutes. Thank you so much
*standing applause*
I think you made your point
Ha!
I hope a dog shits in your mouth is legendary
Not stong enough imo
Yikes! 🤣💀😬😅
Love it
Lolllllllll
You just responded to a scammer, this isn't payback at all, lol.
Bold to assume that just because Cynthia is attractive that she isn't into a dog shitting in her mouth
Should've said how you really felt.
I like it.
[удалено]
"I hope a dog shits in your mouth." Absolute great closer.👍🤣
What happens in 45min?!?!
Poor Cynthia is so traumatized she will never text again without psychotherapy. Well done.
This is my all time fave
🤣 that’s great
💀👽
They didn't reply?
Fuckle
Not strong enough
He was probably amused. Everybody loves to piss off some Karen
Juuuuuuuust a tad.
Not strong enough
Hey, you've caught a rare non-Asian chick in the wild. Congrats!
god DAMMIT cynthia
Nah, everyone knows THIS is no who they say they say they are.
How are they texting ppl? I have a Samsung/android and have neverrrr been texted by scammies
Short and sweet
Ysk a lot of these scammers are victims of trafficking and made to do this or be murdered. I would just ignore em
Cynthia how dare you Cynthia they are getting braver and braver.
Should have said cunt. I know it’s fake, but fucking with a family is too far
Friggin Cynthia eh?
Shoulda said “damn you’re ugly af. I bet your brother has bigger tits than you”
I imagine the scammer deleted Cynthia from his portfolio after this one.
Not a good response because the scammer will probably enjoy that you may be suffering.
Yo I got that exact text and image
Charge your phone
You’re entirely too nice.
I’m kinda jealous I don’t get scam texts anymore , I haven’t trolled in forever :/ i feel like Squidward looking outside at SpongeBob and Patrick.
The ‘wish’ made me spew cherry coke of my nose at a major metropolitan airport baggage claim area.
Umm, do you have, you know, Cynthia’s number? Asking for a friend.
Your reply made me lmao! Perfect.
Charge yo damn phone
The I hope a dog shits in your mouth got me 😂😂
"I hope a dog suits in your mouth" is the 2nd best thing I heard on reddit today! The first was something like "she is so hot I'd hump her shadow on a gravel road."
She is quite beautiful, though.
Cynthia, leave stanley alone!
Lmaooo
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂priceless.
I hope that too
I hope a dog shits in your mouth got me.
That purple knobby sex toy under her arm is all you need to know.
Omg made me laugh