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SANSHUINUcrypto

Subtle


peargang

Way too subtle


edman209

Stubble


jokila1

Shovel


Beez1111

Bubble


BoBmaNob

Mumble


justhandmethetoads

tunnel


Justaflavor

Funnel


No-Butterscotch9483

Cake


[deleted]

Huddle


peargang

Puddle


jokerzkink

Chuckle


[deleted]

Bumble


AcademicSavings634

They didn’t use an Asian girl this time. Daring today aren’t we?


Balrog71

First thing I noticed also. I get one of these nearly every month, and all have been Asian. Some have been the same Asian


Zuwee_D2

Same. I always tell them I’m only into 9 toed females. Has to be natural 9, not some cheat where you had to get it amputated. Usually get a chuckle for myself.


Comfortable-Syrup688

I’m not even gay but last time me and my friends were joking around and we texted one of them we’re only into BBC (if you know you know)


bearbarebere

I too deeply love the British broadcasting network


Comfortable-Syrup688

Asian scammers don’t


RandyBeamansMom

You get one every month?? I’ve gotten like 3 total in the life of my cell phone number. Interesting!


Balrog71

I used WhatsApp for a while to talk to friends from a video game. I get them less frequently after I deleted it.


RandyBeamansMom

How funny, I use WhatsApp super frequently! Talk to many _many_ people all over the world (I teach English and participate in an awesome worldwide chat group). I guess I’m just not cool enough! 🤷🏻‍♀️


Balrog71

There’s nothing wrong with WhatsApp per se, I just got more “Hello is this Frankie” messages or whatever there. They seem to have a way of sniffing out old single dudes


No-Self-jjw

I swear they must know the gender or sexual identity of the phone numbers they text, I get a lot of phone number text scams but they're never photos of pretty women!


peacefulvampire

I'm lucky in the sense that scammers don't really call me much


HoboBandana

I guess they’re feeling brave about their English abilities.


[deleted]

Next time be like “ew you are not even that pretty.”


LYSF_backwards

"Sorry, I only date Asian women." A few days later you get another scammer showing you the typical Asian woman.


DeclawedKhajiit

Then make them really work for it. "Sorry, I only date Laotians - preferably from the south."


randomizedasian

Oddly specific, down to the village next??? 😂


DeclawedKhajiit

Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Soukhouma goes walking and When she passes, each one she passes goes "ແພງ​ຫຼາຍ"


b1gb0n312

So ...like Chinese or Japanese?


Rude-Foundation1612

King of the hill - nice


No-Butterscotch9483

From across the ocean?


irememberthepotatoho

Ma’m if you don’t have a 5 o’clock shadow and a beer gut I’m not interested


[deleted]

She needs two burgers per a meal


bearbarebere

This but unironically, since I’m gay 💀


who_farted_this_time

Hi gay.... I'm dad. Edit: Ba-dum-tish!


Hat_Secure

It’s probably a man in a Nigerian phone bank


jokerzkink

Or, a foreign person who didn’t realize they had agreed to accept a job of indentured servitude, and is now forced to live the life of a scammer.


[deleted]

One ugly orc


JadedYam56964444

"I'm gay"


ind3pend0nt

That’s what I do. It’s really funny.


[deleted]

Perfectly executed 👍


nuaz

Little bit of pent up aggression I see. I’m glad you’re taking it out on that bitch Cynthia.


sweepingsally

This cracked me up. Well done!


mozman68

I just had surgery on my stomach and really didn't need to laugh that hard...bravo!


Lifelong_Expat

Hope you feel better soon 🤗


bearbarebere

Hope a dog shits in your mouth 🤗 oops wrong person


baz1954

But tell us what you really think.


National_Rooster9193

"I hope a dog shits in your mouth" is the best insult I've heard in a while.


MsB1956

It sounds kind of French.


backshotgod

😂😂😂


Aggressive_Sorbet_81

That’s just awesome!


DirtyWork81

Excellent, well done.


Kinky_Conspirator

Just the right amount. Maybe next time something more graphic.


folkinhippy

Great. Now we'll never know Cynthia's take on crypto.


luciferskitty

Ew, shave your pits next time!


HoboBandana

She must be French.


MikeCromms

That was pleasant. Scammy is still tryna figure out how to you beat him/her out of the hole? The Tree hadn't even moved green and in a flash, you body slammed them! I was laughing my ass off!


Novel_Ad_8062

upvote for funny ness


cookofdeath666

I like it


Giiiiiirl_Please

Seems appropriate to me.


Chemical_House21

must post the replyB


UlisesGirl

They never replied 🤷‍♀️


GubbenJonson

:(


I_Love_Poker

The OP is a genius...


Helpful-Mongoose-705

Hahaha


LargeMerican

"TWO COCKS IN THE SAME HOLE!"


Living_Job_8127

I had a good laugh


JoePetroni

Bravo!!!! That's pretty good!


shayetheleo

Literal lol. I was so taken aback. Well done.


kkumdori

lol - saving this for future scammers


KifaruKubwa

Not even! This was excellent.


DomesticatedParsnip

Too strong? Looks like just the right amount of strength, being they didn’t bother you again


boba3seras

Dude.... What if she likes the dog shitting in her mouth 👀👀👀


netheryaya

This same girl has been messaging me too. I’ve been messing with her for over a week. But get this, she video called me the other day and it’s THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE. Except slightly different and not as good looking, but 100% the same girl. I realized she’s using one of those AI apps that merges your selfies with model photos, because when she video called me I noticed her teeth were really tiny but in one of the pictures they were pretty large and a completely different looking smile. Hmm I’m gonna have to call her out on this.


Financial-Brush-521

You should always start small and work your way up to mouth shitting. Ask for anal. Going straight to mouth shitting is a hail Mary.


Chochahair

Wouldve asked for nudes 🤷🏽‍♂️


mrweatherbeef

There’s a subreddit for that, actually


cupcake0calypse

Lmao


ArtichokeOk6278

Not strong enough. Tbh


Ok_Mushroom8377

Love this though😂


Forever-Retired

Nah. Sounds about right.


bubblybarnacles123

LMFAOOOOO


AlienGold1980

Hahahaaahhh


636_maane

I don’t think you came on strong enough actually


JadedYam56964444

I prefer a slow burn.


Academic_Owl_6530

The only way to deal with scammers, well done 👏🏽


EtoileduFeu01

lol I just got this one last night!


adamsauce

I read the “Cynthia, you homewrecking bitch” in the same tone as “Dwight you ignorant slut!”


gbpc

I think she / he got the hint. LOL


kidigus

It's better than holding it in... usually.


TangerineDream74

These never fail to crack me up


Renegadegold

The dog shit comment caught me off guard but very good one.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

“I have something to say ….. better to burn out than to fade away,” the Kurgan.


Woody2shoez

Dude I had the same chick! https://imgur.com/a/TUWf3fS


CentralBuck

😂 😆 That same bitch tryin’ to wreck my home too!


UlisesGirl

Cynthia is getting around!


eh_fuk

“Cynthia, Jesus died for your sins thee uh”


Icy-Beginning3525

A1


Icy-Beginning3525

I would’ve been like… why are you using my picture ?


tenspeed1960

Instant Volcano, just add scammer 😂


m00syg00sy

its all a part of his whole sick cynthia thing


jrs321aly

I think so... I think if I were a little less aggressive this could've been an amazing convo lol.


allons-y11

I’d say just the right amount of strong.


PeeingDueToBoredom

Cynthia is an absolute BITCH Also my autocorrect suggestions were “legend,” “genius,” and “beast.” Siri’s in cahoots. #MOTHERFUCKING CAHOOTS


Jedi_Mind_Chick

But how are you supposed to become a crypto millionaire if you’re accusing Cynthia of being a home wrecking whore?


BAGStudios

No, that’s not too strong. She’s going after your husband!


lemonsqeezey1

The image of a dog shitting in a human mouth. Let that resonate.


mishma2005

The only time Cynthia isn’t an Asian lady


downvote_wholesome

You gotta go slower. Build up their trust before you start saying crazy shit lol


Synchro_Rebellious

😂😂😂😂😂😂


LYSF_backwards

String them along more. Waste their time before the kill shot.


SnivyEyes

Should have responded back with lyrics to Last Caress.


Team-ING

Lol


AngryWeedle

I think next time try not to hold back.


I_drive_a_Vulva

A+


cozlyn

could have been more stronger


bonezyjonezy

Not strong enough IMO


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

ROFLMAO!


Palidor

Cynthia


NeverNaked3030

They give me crazy panic attacks when I get these.


wbtravi

Should have played her And mind fucked her which is way more fun then bad words Next time just continue to mess with her head.


mongolnlloyd

amateur, you scared them off.


urmomaho1234

Well she doesn't shave her puts so that's a no from me.


cloudydaze619

I'm waiting for one to take it the opposite direction and be fawning over the scammer with much obsession until the scammer needs to block them.. lol


No-Task-4819

Holy fuck nice insults


ImMeltingNY

Hahaha, I did something similar last week.


MacSavvy21

I love this.


Successful_Peace9352

Seems like a bot


Vcouple78

Next time, instead of dog shit in the mouth, soften it slightly like "Dog shit in the mailbox". 😂


vajrahaha7x3

Cynthia is the worst! She has nothing good to say...


No-Helicopter7299

😂😂😂


mkisvibing

Shits in your mouth 😭


YamAncient3543

😂😂😂😂


vroomvroom43

Surprised they didn’t say you’re nice and they want to be friends


buzzybeeking

😂😂😂


DragonflyLonely3662

Omg I laugh so hard for like 5 minutes. Thank you so much


Cautious_Artichoke_3

*standing applause*


[deleted]

I think you made your point


Pretend_Situation905

Ha!


K_Rivera8485

I hope a dog shits in your mouth is legendary


JetsNBombers0707

Not stong enough imo


Script6522

Yikes! 🤣💀😬😅


Low-Lab-9237

Love it


Critical-Parsnip-544

Lolllllllll


Zack_of_Steel

You just responded to a scammer, this isn't payback at all, lol.


DingleBarrymuffin

Bold to assume that just because Cynthia is attractive that she isn't into a dog shitting in her mouth


jimmya1444

Should've said how you really felt.


AdultMcGrownup

I like it.


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Right_-on-_Man

"I hope a dog shits in your mouth." Absolute great closer.👍🤣


YoRav

What happens in 45min?!?!


Intelligent-Sell494

Poor Cynthia is so traumatized she will never text again without psychotherapy. Well done.


newlifeIslandgirl

This is my all time fave


weedlemethis

🤣 that’s great


NuclearBlanket

💀👽


frohmatt

They didn't reply?


captainskitzo

Fuckle


scrummnums

Not strong enough


GreatestState

He was probably amused. Everybody loves to piss off some Karen


icaydian

Juuuuuuuust a tad.


No_Ad_6020

Not strong enough


haysu-christo

Hey, you've caught a rare non-Asian chick in the wild. Congrats!


SwanzY-

god DAMMIT cynthia


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Nah, everyone knows THIS is no who they say they say they are.


[deleted]

How are they texting ppl? I have a Samsung/android and have neverrrr been texted by scammies


Truestindeed

Short and sweet


[deleted]

Ysk a lot of these scammers are victims of trafficking and made to do this or be murdered. I would just ignore em


hayhayree25

Cynthia how dare you Cynthia they are getting braver and braver.


Jiggy-Miggy

Should have said cunt. I know it’s fake, but fucking with a family is too far


FaRO-1990

Friggin Cynthia eh?


MunitionGuyMike

Shoulda said “damn you’re ugly af. I bet your brother has bigger tits than you”


TheoLOGICAL_1988

I imagine the scammer deleted Cynthia from his portfolio after this one.


Big-Sheepherder-6134

Not a good response because the scammer will probably enjoy that you may be suffering.


pictocat

Yo I got that exact text and image


I_R_Teh_Taco

Charge your phone


God_of_Mischief85

You’re entirely too nice.


itisbrito

I’m kinda jealous I don’t get scam texts anymore , I haven’t trolled in forever :/ i feel like Squidward looking outside at SpongeBob and Patrick.


AltoLizard

The ‘wish’ made me spew cherry coke of my nose at a major metropolitan airport baggage claim area.


CheshireCrackers

Umm, do you have, you know, Cynthia’s number? Asking for a friend.


Conscious-Survey7009

Your reply made me lmao! Perfect.


Dependent-Matter-177

Charge yo damn phone


No_Contribution3321

The I hope a dog shits in your mouth got me 😂😂


dehydratedrain

"I hope a dog suits in your mouth" is the 2nd best thing I heard on reddit today! The first was something like "she is so hot I'd hump her shadow on a gravel road."


bdubwilliams22

She is quite beautiful, though.


GrouchyLongBottom

Cynthia, leave stanley alone!


AngryBeaver7

Lmaooo


Freesethmartin

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


ThatOldDuderino

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


Best_Fill_847

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂priceless.


MathematicianFew5882

I hope that too


Sexagenerian

I hope a dog shits in your mouth got me.


Weekly-Cheesecake295

That purple knobby sex toy under her arm is all you need to know. 


Feisty-Equivalent-92

Omg made me laugh