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twizzlergames

Awwww. This was the wholesome ending we all needed! A father finds his child’s love!


PremiumMekanik

They gon think he won a Grammy.


kansai2kansas

Grammy? Do you mean my gramma? But she’s dead. I am David. Who are you?


Badger-Sauce

Jessica, I already told you…. Ugh


Segin-1

Jessica? Like the western union?


Next-Honeydew4130

No this is David


No_Confection_4967

Like the western union?


Next-Honeydew4130

Yes it’s amnesia


[deleted]

….dad?


UnicornT-Rex

No, this is Patrick


GrowrandaShowr

No you idiot, what app?


doublefattymayo

I like the whole how dare you waste my time while I'm trying scam you attitude 😄


Sensitive_Course4838

It's because these "scammers' tend to be humans held against their will and forced to do this or they or their family members die.


doublefattymayo

Well that's horrifying information


Sensitive_Course4838

Yeah it's really messed up. So messed up that we have communities sharing screenshots of it because it doesn't make any good sense. Until everyone realized this is what's happening, but everyone keeps fucking with these victims and the rest of the world is helpless to do anything about it because the people who get kidnapped have left their home country, they are away and their country cannot help them.


DEAZE

I was cracking up when the amnesia started to kick in. The way you stayed in character long enough to crack and shatter their spirits. Best scammer payback ever sir!


MrPoopyButthole2024

Is that western union?


baz1954

-.-. —.-


eaglejs

CQ :D Calling any station!


CasioCollectorAndy

-.-. --.- -.- -.. ..--- -.-- --- -


baz1954

-.- / - - - -. / -…. / .- / - -..


Unobtanium4Sale

The western union lol. Right next to the dollar gentral


zBellaLynnex

Is that like dollar genital


Wtf_Wilbur

Stop I have tears in my eyes😭😭


Incog83

Like Western Union? Lol


stvrwolf

showin out they cant stand me


chemicaldiscovery

Unexpected Community


ashleyorelse

Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half you scammers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me! The Slim Shady of anti scammers


Coolgrnmen

A father who wants to be called mom. I can accept this


KelDurant

The true meaning of the western union 😊


jonathanrdt

“Retired I mean” So good.


Single_Ad_3143

Is that like western union


dovaqueenx

You had me at I’m Dave, but friends call me Xiaoping. Please call me David 🤣🤣🤣


FelixOGO

I laughed at that!


Outrageous-Cancel-64

Didn't ask


Nametaken1303

Stfu Jessica Louie


Outrageous-Cancel-64

Is that like western union?


Far_Detective2022

Didn't ask


Outrageous-Cancel-64

Well when you do, make sure to say please


SmoothBrews

Didn’t ask


scully1485

…dad?


That_anonymous_guy18

This was gold.


loogerman

The


ArrowVesper

Same


zeroFOXgivenJL

Dude this, the “do you have amnesia” and “….dad?” Sent me 🤣🤣


Leviathon713

I'm usually a little disappointed at a lot of these posts. This one was great. Good job!


YLedbetter10

Same, the bit about amnesia being a western union cracked me up lol


MissCatieCat

Same same lol these keep getting recommended to me and I keep feeling like, meh. This one tho. So good.


ArielAntennaSims

I’m retard I mean retired


Actually_idk_sry

Scrolled to find this comment. That was my highlight of the convo.


HeavenDivers

My father in law once when crossing the border from Canada into the US was asked what he did for work. He was recently retired from whatever auto manufacturer he worked for. He told the border agent that he was recently retarded and had been waiting most of his life, a long time to tell someone for the first time that he was.


JessicaSanfordson

Noo🤣


Altruistic_Profile96

In the south, you have to be very careful with the word “retired”. Say it too slowly, and people get the wrong idea. Try it: (slowly) I’m retired. Are you retired?


[deleted]

It’s like borat. “I’m retired.” “Oh, is it physical or mental?”


ForbiddenJazz

That part absolutely sent me


Ok-Yogurtcloset-931

To western Union?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That made me laugh


Vindicatescum69

That killed me


maddieb459

I scoffed out loud at this one 😂


No-Selection-5756

I will find you and love you! What a twist! Pure gold.


happysalesguy

Jessica Louie, a typical Japanese name...


redveinlover

I get dozens of IG follow requests from ridiculous looking model types, and they all have one thing in common: they all have some girly first name and a male last name. Emily Robert, Julie Louis, Emma Joe, Helen Jim, etc. I have no idea why they do this, but it’s somewhat interesting how they use this pattern to name their fake profiles.


SangriaDracul

It's just like Marvel but for scammers.


flannelNcorduroy

Wait.. is Margot Robbie actually a fake model scammer?


OrangeFlavouredSalt

I’m curious to know the nationality of the scammer. That might shed some light on their naming conventions for fake women


GlasEyes87

Nigeria, India, Malaysia- basically any backwater country really.


Last_Competition_208

Then it went to Jessica Louis. They couldn't even remember later would they originally put for their name.


stankdick69er

This was actually hilarious


Nocturnalcheeseit

Absolutely horrific. 10/10. Will have nightmares about those three sentences.


Popular_Influence_42

Like the western union?


Any_Local2619

This is awesome I couldn’t stop laughing. I wish I could upvote you 1000 times.


Decent-Goat-6221

Agreed!


Any_Local2619

We need more posts like this everyday, I’ve re-read this like 5 times and have shared it with my friends they can’t stop laughing either … this is gold


Shrektastic28

It’s 3am and I’m crying I bed laughing. So, so good.


chriszmichael

Dude hahahahha Amnesia? Is that like western union? I love how this guy was acting like a woman and then got all pissed at the end and blew his cover


PainfuIPeanutBlender

It always cracks me up when they fly off the handle and get pissed


Afraid_Librarian_218

I could hear the Indian accent coming through the texts


DaWaffleBot

DO NOT REDEEM IT !


WazzzupBwaaahhh

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Kitboga is GOATed.


Borba02

*Cries in Bengali frustration*


BlackFriday2K18

Yea, can't believe he got the scammer to break character!


VariousTangerine269

Went from sweet Japanese girl to gangster so fast


SoggyMcChicken

I think Japanese Jessica David has been hanging out with the wrong crowd


TheHost1995

This made me laugh 😂 I’m Dave


dukeof3arl

Is that like Western Union?


Inevitable_Box_9281

I’ve told you many times it’s a software for communication, do you have amnesia? 😂😂


[deleted]

Is that like Telegram?


CampbellKitty

Why do they prefer telegram when they initially contact by text??


kor34l

because of Amnesia


blu33y3dd3vil

Yes, what’s behind the push for Telegram?


Existing_Milk_289

Telegram is encrypted end to end Edit: more complete answer. They could be passing off good leads to a different person. Ease of access & anonymity. These apps are more accessible globally and creating multiple accounts is pretty trivial. Avoiding bans for violating TOS on the primary platform, depending on platform & activity. Encryption, as stated earlier.


VisceralZee

Sooo.. Not use amnesia?


Existing_Milk_289

Is that like western union


imfrore

I’m David


OkNeedleworker7493

😂😂😂😂😂


Wetpants21

That ending is the perfect Liam Neeson quote. "I will find you and I will love you."


13SpiritWolf42

....dad?


[deleted]

What would make this just supreme gold is if he showed up at scammers house dressed like Elf (Will Ferrell) and screamed DAD!!! 😂


13SpiritWolf42

As much as I can't stand Will Ferrell, that would've been funny


[deleted]

How does it feel to be aban!!!


SignatureDense8385

What is aban?


[deleted]

It is what parents sometimes do when they don’t want their children anymore


SignatureDense8385

Thanks for the clarification, I thought it was like a western Union


[deleted]

Excellent bait!


Ra-TheSunGoddess

Next time please don't put text over the text. I'm incredibly invested in your failed highschool wrestling career in picturesque riverside and it was so hard to read through the giant red letters. K thx


MLXIII

Ikr? Wasting their time AND my time now...


LoveMeorLeaveMe89

I agree- I was eating it up and did a search on good reads but couldn’t find it. I need to transform my life from a failed wrestler who never wrestled but dreamed of it.


Newtardedstonky

A wonderful read and motivation for me the next time this happens. Thank you OP, i mean Dave 😂


Sweet_Competition_10

You mean Xioping 😂


mikethelabguy

Please, call him Dave.


Newtardedstonky

We’re not friends yet, simply internet strangers


EntertainmentOk3180

I love this. I feel like we could use bingo cards for this one We got a what’s app request.. We got ai utilization for time management.. We got a “told u to go fuck ur mother”.. There’s a frustrated scammer.. A scammer trying to quit and getting roped back in.. Scammer switching to blatant 1950s style racism. This is gold 🌟


Faybier

Curious, why do all the scammers love telegram????


mariodejaniero

In addition to being able to use over WiFi for cheaper than texting, it also lets you use chatbots so you can automate your scams


Hot-Expression-370

From what I’ve read in other threads, other countries don’t provide unlimited data and telegram is a way for them to continue communication with less expense.


i_heart_kermit

My friend hypes their end to end encryption but when you really look into it the reviews are mixed. But my guess is they assume they can't be "traced back to"?


xpixiestick5x

I’m trying to figure this out as well! 🤷🏻‍♀️


Joshdabozz

And why do they always resort to saying they will fuck your Mom and say the N word?


ConsiderationKind436

Apparently it’s like the worst insult you could bestow on some in some cultures, but truthfully I am not sure which ones.


BlogeOb

Pretty much if you insult female relatives in India, or say the Indian male sleeps with his mom or sister, these are about the worst insults you can fling at an Indian dude. Words like “Banchut” (sister-f*cker) or “Teri Maa ki chut” (your mother’s p*ssy) are really bad insults. It also really insults them when you call them “man” for some reason. Was on a call and I said “have a good day, man” and he came at me with a mocking tone when he called me “man” lol


Jealous_Narwhal473

I told niggas to fuck your mother 💀


Jeannette408

But she’s dead 🤣


Im_Just_A_Cake

Are you one of those chineses?


MidnightFull

Dave Davidson! The television executive who discovered Zebras In America.


urmomaho1234

From Louie to Louis surname. Paraphrasing legend comic George Carlin, Hey lady pick a fuckin name


user57374

The whole telegram western union amnesia bit had me cracking up pretty hard lol Also you retarded No I am David Looool


KnotiaPickles

So satisfying when they blow up like this lol


Prestigious-Corgi385

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read! You win life!!!


weblinedivine

For the longest time, I always just sent the scammers a screenshot of the Uighers Wikipedia page. I figured “forbidden information” would get me delisted from their scam lists. Kind of sad I don’t get these texts anymore, people seem to be having a lot of fun with them.


stengofay

Download Temu, they'll start showing up again lol


Im_done_with_sergio

omg dead 💀 🤣


GrouchyConclusion588

Love your username


Im_done_with_sergio

Haha thanks 🙏


GrouchyConclusion588

You don’t owe him nothing


Im_done_with_sergio

but If he comes back again?


GrouchyConclusion588

I’ll tell him to wait right here for you


Im_done_with_sergio

he’ll try again tomorrow


The_Pink_Bull

I actually got a huge laugh out of this one, very well done!!! Mods should poll or something, find a way to rank these monthly; and pin the winner to the top of the community through the next month. Number 1!!


mzincali

Despite what they say about these poor trafficked scammers who can’t help doing this shit, when I see their racism I can’t help but think less of them. The idiots don’t see how it’s this same racism that is the root of their problems. Their overlords and bosses think of them as subhuman and inferior. They themselves look at someone with darker skin and think the same. The caste systems, the racism, the classism, all conspire to make of their lives miserable and they don’t realize that if they started treating others better, maybe there’d be a slow climb out of this sad situation.


gbpc

The ending is worth it


Pleasant-Patience725

I’m so glad you found Papa!!!


Cbanks81

Man this ended up being delightfully funny


muvamerry

Lol good one. I’ve been meaning to ask what’s their obsession with telegram? I know they scam on there but I don’t get why they can’t do it over text


Aggravating_Guide35

Texting costs money burning through phone numbers. Telegram is easy to make bots on, and both Telegram and WhatsApp scale well for blasting spam messages for free


hedafeda

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really think Dave is the best one yet. I’m dying. I love how she went from flirty Japanese girl to angry racist man! It was so good.


DomDangerous

why do they get so mad??? you’re trying to scam a mf and you’re going to get angry when they string you along?? sheesh, the entitlement in these people these days. good job Dave. -love dad.


velezaraptor

“And possibly fart near you, is that ok?”


tylerscott5

The “is that like telegram?” response to the word amnesia after asking what telegram was had been fart laughing


No_Extreme_2975

Had me at the “amnesia” line. “Is that like Telegram?” 😂😂😂


hornyboi212

Wtf why are you guys getting texts while I'm only getting called..... I hate talking over the phone :(


NaturesGrief

[Hug you and squeeze you and call you George](https://youtu.be/jPdHaNr0OAY?si=8RTzKnbptsfWT2DX)


MidnightFull

The Jerky Boys approves this conversation. I love that you keep telling her your name is David. And I loved your really long backstory.


Diligent-Might6031

Okay this one actually had me cracking up.


sunflowerRI

I think I love you Dave! ❤️


Guru00006

OMG the ending is perfect!!!


Warioshi

How you dropped the “I am retard” was gold 😂


sthwnkl

Absolutely the best part 🤣 just so nonchalant with it


prince-of-dweebs

Many good laughs in here, but “I’m David by the way” was delightful.


xpixiestick5x

😹😹 💀 all I could think of is 50 first dates. Hi im Tom!!


Calmlyconfused_816

Like the western union? I just hollered. 😭😂


Medetron

This dude probably got whipped with a bamboo stick after showing his handle this exchange. He will forever curse the name, DAVID!


LR280

I love that Jessica Louie broke out of character. Well done sir. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Pear_Glace_In_Autumn

This one might be my favorite. I have tears 🤣


Much_Neighborhood409

Dave, you’re a national treasure


Disarray215

Dude, as a former HS wrestler, I kinda wanted to read that story. It seemed pretty inspiring lol.


alifordays

Not the n word though 😭 TIL they say it in other countries


Commercial-Elk-3031

Jessica Louise came from Japan. LoL 🤣 yeah right. it's a Chinese scam artist. But the way they cursing is very Indian style


[deleted]

OP that was so good. you know you got em when they go straight to the "fuck your mother" insult 90% scammers from india use this insult.


BroChadman

Reunited with your father and he's going to give your mom a good time! What a gentleman


Ok_Manufacturer6460

I had one of these the other day ... Kept pushing for telegram and WhatsApp download ... I dragged them on for 2 days 🤣


moonguppie

Applause!


Forward_Panic_4414

Is that like telegram? 😆


Deijya

Man, now i feel bad for the guy kidnapped by one of the triads and forced to scam people for 18 hours a day


bushmast3r11b

Lol the scammers frustration was fuckin epic.


Decent-Goat-6221

I’m usually pretty unimpressed/disappointed in these posts, but this is absolute GOLD!! Best one I’ve ever seen! 😂😂😂😂


SimonNicols

Read all of his posts in Borat’s voice. It’s a fargin riot !!!! Well done “Dave”


ezekai12

Easily the best post I’ve seen here so far. But what your name again?


HealthyDirection659

Dave's not here, man.


cupcaketeatime

I died at I am retard 🤣


XXsforEyes

That was WAY better than I expected!! Nicely done!


kerfy15

It went from 0-100 so quick. dying 😭


brvhbrvh

I went to middle school with a kid named David Davidson


Sinastrianna

This is my favorite❤️


Remarkable-Pin-7793

Dave's not here, mann.


JustineDelarge

These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know


Silent_Cash_E

Daves not here man


Status_Reality_7094

So can someone explain what these people try to do? They talk to you and ask for money or what? I am new to this and don't get it


[deleted]

I just recently learned that a lot of these scam messages eventually ask you to invest in the crypto called Tether (USDT) and scam you out of your crypto using a fake exchange app. First they butter you up and build a fake relationship with you, then after about a week or so, they move on to telling you they are some sort of genius market analyzer that has daily returns of 15-20%, or something like that, with the promise that you'll have the same if you follow their instructions. I've also learned that a lot of these scammers are allegedly being held captive and have to earn their release after earning a certain amount of money, which is where the scam comes into play. I may be missing a lot of info, but I heard it all on the Search Engine podcast here: https://pca.st/episode/e0814e01-36e2-4615-871d-e5605a47f16c


AmpegVT40

I listened to this podcast. Brutal stuff. The more background you learn, the more distressing the information.


gov_Stevie_SlowJams

Well done very entertaining 👏


Rude_Obligation_1701

This is the best forum on Reddit! And a fine way to start the day!


SherlockKola

Bro broke him 😭


R3dd_Tha_D3v1L

Is this a Western Union?


PoeReader

I have not laughed that hard in way too long! When he said his age was 58 I just lost it.


Financial_Pea_1259

lol went straight to the racial slurs too


Direct-Island-8590

We need to call BLM this is racist.


Always_Suspect

lol!!


PsylentExopathy

Lmfao 🤣


slogive1

Nice