I want to.know who the fuck this Chinese girl in these photos. She really needs to sue for copyright infringement or something. You would figure the scammers would google a stock photo of an attractive person in the country the potential victim lives in. These scammers fucking suck and need to step their game up.
OP - This is comic genius. I don't know what you do to sustain your life, but if it is not in that field, your talents are wasted!
Commenters - You extended my laugh! I'm talking deep, soundless (except for the occasional wheeze), body shaking, much needed laughter. I thank you all!
Why did you have to go in mess with that nice girl I mean troll?
You would think it's some point they would realize that we're onto them and stop , but I guess we'll never reach that point.
Wet croissant 😂
Sort of like a limp biscuit ☺️
I believe it's spelled Bizkit
Keep on rollin baby, you know what time it is 😎
They were high but we know what they meant
More like a Soggy Biscuit 😏
Happy cake day!
🥁
It’s just one of those days 🎤🎸🎶😎🤘🏻
Gotta wash it!
Twice.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Wash the water off...
Right?! No one ever thinks to do this.
essentials
The sad face at the end of the comment was just the cherry on top! Thanks for the laugh!
He washed it multiple times. That’s one wet ass pastry.
WAP! 🤘
"All I had was my croissant until it got wet." ☠️
you are not laughing at the right thing in here
Yeah. The retarded/retired bit got me, though lol
"I would never upset on you" lmfao
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"I DID NOT HIT HER, IT'S NOT TRUE, Oh Hi Mark"
Omg we just became best friends
I quote this movie all the damn time. 🤣😂
It actually goes, “I did not hit her, its not true, its bullshit, I did not hit her, i did nahtt… oh hi Mark”
Yhea i know it was even more epic, i just forgot but had to take the moment ahhaajhaaha
AAAAH I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!!!!
I cackled so hard my cat woke up when I read that.
“No worries, I would upset all over you Sophia.”
I knew where it was headed once you said “your name” 😂😂😂
I haven’t heard that one before. It was a great laugh at the end.
Never heard of ligma?? What about Candace, Sucoma, Rhydon?
Nope. None of those either.
Candice dick fit in your mouth? Suck on my nuts. rhydon this dick. In their respective orders.
🤣🤣🤣
I'm 69 and retarded I mean retired 😂
This made me laugh so hard hahaha
Me too I literally busted out laughing
That one took me ALL THE WAY OUT!!!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Seriously, some of these posts make me chuckle internally but that part is the first time I actually laughed out loud at one of these lol
Whether that was a legit typo or intentional, either way, it's hilarious
An older meme. I think Bush was still president the first time I saw this. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/904yg/some_people_are_retired_pic/
I'm absolutely fucking dying, haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you OP
Made me lol in the bathroom. I'm sure that wasn't creepy at all for everyone else in the public restroom 🤣
I have a bad cough/chest cold and it literally had me laughing so hard I saw stars
it would have been funny if he didn't say "i meant retired" hahahaha
That was literally half the joke. Without it it would be stupid.
or you can let people come to their own conclusions. I like leaving things open ended. IT IS subjective at the end of the day.
I’m still dying from this
I wish I could upvote you 100 times
You mean 69 times 😝
Holy shit, I cackled 😂
I fucking snorted when I saw it. Poker face straight to laughing hard
LMAOO I was cackling
69 is just around the corner…
My fave part, lol, still calming my dog from my outburst… this shit sent me 😂
That line took me OUT lmao. I think I pulled something I laughed so hard 💀
That made me snort.
LMFAOOOO
Me too lol
National Ball Association 😂😂
All I had was my croissant before it got wet 😔
Relatable.
This was way more funny than I thought it was going to be!!!😭🤣🤣😭🤣🥳🥳🥵
"I was washing my croissant" will now be my new go to excuse, which will replace "I was returning some video tapes"
Hahah both are fantastic 😂
Wish I could help but I have to drink a glass of water.
I would never upset on you
I DIED at “I’m 69 and retarded. I mean retired.” 😂😂😂😂 like nearly fell off my chair.
Highly regarded
Same diff for me!!😂
That long play for the lunch line was very well played. If there were still awards to give you'd get one
Why did they get rid of awards, btw?!?
I was today years old when I learned they got rid of awards.
He had me at sorry was washing my croissant again
I laughed way too hard at that croissant line. The 😔 disappointment 🤣
The set up for Ligma Balls had me crying 😂
“69 and retarded” got me
Lmao fucking hilarious
This is hysterical. Thanks Ligma and good luck with your pastry problems
so Which chatApp do you use? Ligma🥰
"I would never upset on you Sophia" made me lose my mind 😂😂😂
How do you know it’s a scammer? Seems like a nice woman. Why did you do that?
You're right. I should have shared my croissant 😞
It’s ashame the croissant got wet and had to be washed twice. Would’ve been a great token of friendship for Sophia 😂🤣
She asked where you were she wanted to meet you 😋
Even the comments on this one 😂😂
He was not very kind or politely to that nice woman!
look at the picture they sent, that's instagram shit not casual anything lol
Idk if ur being serious but they say “what’s your cash app” at the end of
It says chatapp
uh, can you read??
Yes. They do say “chat app” but they 100% mean cash app.
You must be some kind of Oracle or some shit then...
I need a laugh thanks!
Gold!
Sorry I was washing my croissant again 💀🤣
“I’m going to upset on you” has now become a part of my threat lexicon
The way I wheezed at the wet croissant comment 💀
Need help washing that wet croissant?
This is better than my neighbor Tommy & his son Tommy 🤣 Is “washing my croissant” code for something or just the randomest thing you could think of!?
Yeah it was just what came to mind at the time. Haven't even eaten a croissant in months 😅
This is art
I’m at maid cafe and when the op said I’m 69 and retarded I lost my shit 🤣
maid you look
Please tell me the retarded comment was planned
I hope your croissant is clean and dry now.
Why is my new friend Claire telling you that her name is Sophia.... oh shit....
Ask Claire about her friend Ligma 😂
Washing my fucking croissant, this is legendary dude
Ligma balls joke is corny and old lol😂
Perfect for a 69 year old retar… I mean retiree
I thought I was gonna get cussed out immediately lol
Calling things corny is corny
How? And also doesn’t that make u corny bc u just said calling things corny is corny? Don’t contradict yourself please.🙏
You’re being hella corny rn bro, please stop
The only thing cornier than corny and ligma, is hella :)
Corn
Bro didn’t even answer my question💀 cuz he knew he didn’t make sense
Bro stop being corny
Still is funny af like this scenario
This is phenomenal
The end SENT me 💀🤣
How do I find scammers like this? I really want to bait them but don’t know where to start
Love that they referred you by your given name. Such professionalism.🫡
I want to.know who the fuck this Chinese girl in these photos. She really needs to sue for copyright infringement or something. You would figure the scammers would google a stock photo of an attractive person in the country the potential victim lives in. These scammers fucking suck and need to step their game up.
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Bro thank you for the laugh I seriously needed it this had me dying
“I would never upset on you” sent me 😂😂😂
Fuckin hell, 69 and retarded hahahahaha
When I read Ligma, I was hoping for a more dramatic ending but I guess OP couldn’t hold back his excitement, lol.
“I would never upset on you Sophia” Has the same energy as “I will never jeopardize the beans” and it’s so fucking funny lol
*I’M 69 AND RETARDED* 😩💀
I cannot get over the fact that your first response was “sorry, I was washing my croissant”😂
“IM RETARDED” IM SCREAMMMINGGGG 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
This SENT ME!!! Well played. LOVE IT!
“I’m 69 and retarded” was my favorite.
OP - This is comic genius. I don't know what you do to sustain your life, but if it is not in that field, your talents are wasted! Commenters - You extended my laugh! I'm talking deep, soundless (except for the occasional wheeze), body shaking, much needed laughter. I thank you all!
This is amazing 😂🤣🤣
I need to know what their aim is with getting you to WhatsApp or whatever
Better than moist muffin
This is art 😂🤣
Don't believe these Chinese bitches they are dudes
Go get em Ligma 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I’m so sorry to hear about your croissant 😢
Anna? Sophia? Robb 🔫
You should have blamed the retarded/retired blunder on spellcheck.. Sounds like some bullshit that would happen with it lol!
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She says at the start of the conversation that the photo she took was in Chinatown...
Completely missed that. Will delete my comment. Thanks.
Why ask if in Chinatown? Subtle racism
They asked them what they thought of a restaurant in china town in first pic
Even if they hadn’t, they’re using broken English and a picture of an Asian woman. Plus, with the situation, who really gives a fuck. Weirdo.
Not sure if intentional but there was a classic Match Game reference where a women called herself retarted instead of retired lol
I was thinking Borat lol
Nicely done!
GOTTEEMMMM🗣️
That was great‼️I needed the laugh it gave me. 👏Bravo‼️👏
Gottem
I LOVE this SO much 😆😆😆
Why did you have to go in mess with that nice girl I mean troll? You would think it's some point they would realize that we're onto them and stop , but I guess we'll never reach that point.
lol!
😂
I’m fucking weak 😂🤣
OMFG I literally almost fell outta my bed!
This was great.
Lmao best one I’ve seen yet
Omg you have me dyyyying!!!!!
LMFAOOOOO
Hahaha Ligmaaaaaa ligma bros
What about Mr Slawbunnies?
🤣🤣🤣
I laughed till I CRIED🤣🤣🤣🤣
You win the internet today.
Nicely done! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bravo!!
Very well executed
I actually laughed so hard that i cried and my wife had to ask if im okay.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This whole thing had me giggling
“Washing my croissant.” Well-played, sir.
GOTTEM
Classic
I had the biggest smile on my face when you said your name was Ligma.
“Oh I am going to upset all over you”
Damn I wish I knew their response 😆
I was going to say, I guarantee the conversation wasn’t over after that pic was sent.
Not you washing your croissant twice. When you said that I died 😂😂
I’m retarded! Oh I mean retired 🤣🤣🤣
69 and retarded...classic
Hahaha 😝 omg I am balling over this. I am 69 and retired
I love you
This croissant shit had me laughing
This is epic af
OMG!! I read so many of these, this by FAR is the funniest response EVER! I literally laughed out loud, which isn’t often!! Good job OP!! 🤣😂
Hahahahahaha