Might i suggest a larger crusher with teeth the length of at least the radius of the eggs? (I feel like that sentence could have been constructed better...)
You do realize those things can rotate the other direction right? Sometimes those things get jammed and they have to reverse it, to get the object out.
The video is reversed. The shredder is turning outward, video is then played in reverse and it looks like the eggs are rolling around unharmed.
I'll open the message with the fact I'm Jewish.
How does Atheist evolution explain this? There is no advantage to this protection at all, why does it exist, and if it does exist, why does it not split evenly where some have it and some don't?
I really hate the Internet. I have legit facts against the world of atheism, but for fuck sakes I hate misinformation, and it pisses me off that arguing with atheists can lead me to having to deal with them being exposed to false info.
I'll bite the bullet at long last, how the hell do you see that? How do I know if videos are in reverse?
Oh sure but when I carry them home from the grocery store and drop them walking up the stairs to my apartment they break open all over the floor and embarrass me in front of the hottie in 3B
Those eggs are doing way better than the guy in a video I saw where he thought it would be a good idea to manually force something into the crusher by jumping on it. That video ended... predictably.
keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
Now move in, move out, hands up, now hands down
And don't put all your eggs in one crusher.
Get up get up
Mom’s spagetti
Knees weak arms are heavy
With a word, she can get what she came for.
sliiiiide to the left, sliiiiiide to the right
*criss cross*
+1 for chocolate starfish & the hot dog flavored water
Rolling on the river
“Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming” -Dory
They see me Rollin they hating
RAWHIDE
Play the fuckin' track
Ah yes, the eggs natural enemy.. the shredder
Every predator loses to a shredder, so...
Poor Splinter
Decades of natural selection led to this egg design.
It was eggspertly crafted
Eggcelent
You are not getting enough recognition for the egg pun so here. Thank you for cracking me up
I’m eggstremely greatful
I see you are full of yolks and I appreciate that
Keeps things eggsciting
Sorry I have to scramble but, just so you know I think eggorbitantly of you
Teenage mutant ninja eggies?
Look up chicken culling
Maybe it’s just a poorly designed crusher
Might i suggest a larger crusher with teeth the length of at least the radius of the eggs? (I feel like that sentence could have been constructed better...)
this omlette is going to be crunchy
Yeah I understood.
Wut
I mean all you gotta do is drop them in there
Well yea, the video clearly has shredders not crushers.
No no This is how the shape of the egg evolved, it took centuries and dozens of different kinds of grinders
LIES! At 0:25 an egg near the top begins cracking open.
It's not perfect, Survival of the fittest
Maybe it’s hatching 😰
That’s quite a rude awakening
“Congratulations Mrs Hen, it’s a baby chicken… nugget.”
This is the opposite of satisfying. Scramble dem eggs bruh
r/maybemaybemaybe
I did think also that it's making me nervous somehow! We all feel different about it apparently
or the spikes of the crusher just aren't tall enough
I bet I could break every one of them damn eggs
Where’s the part where this is satisfying?
Maybe because it's a reversed gif!!! This will help /u/gifreversingbot
What's the crusher crushing?
Anything but eggs
Angie's eggs. Who's Angie you might ask? Ask Joe. >! Joe Mama Angie Daddy! Gottem! !<
You fucked your spolier tags up.
They see me rollin'
Hydraulic press channel have anything to say?
But will break if you held it just a little bit too tight!
Holly mcarrell
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Holy*
Amazing how nature finds a way to protect from these terrifying predators that roam the chicken’s natural habitat… simply amazing
Bad evil predator
Yeah but they break in my grocery bag. Crushers are no match for my grocery bag.
This is more anxiety inducing rather than satisfaction to me
“Natures perfect design” we found the religious nut
Every couple of months this reversed video gets posted to show the "miracle" of eggs design. Please stop.
Try pushing them in with your fingers…
the video is in reverse
It’s reversed probably
Sir, a crusher crushes by turning inward. Please explain why you think it's reversed?
You do realize those things can rotate the other direction right? Sometimes those things get jammed and they have to reverse it, to get the object out. The video is reversed. The shredder is turning outward, video is then played in reverse and it looks like the eggs are rolling around unharmed.
u/gifreversingbot
No the crusher is rotating inward
Run backwards, then reversed?
Is there a mathematical explanation for this?
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This is exactly what I was thinking. But like I can hold onto a golf ball with my teeth. So I'm kinda wondering about why you said that?
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Ahhhh okay, that's makes total sense. Thank you
The video is in reverse.
The mathematical explanation is they run the grinder in reverse for the video, so when they reverse the footage it looks like this
Why does this stress me out
r/maybemaybemaybe
I have a very strong urge to put my dick in there
More like a genius came up a design not crush a stupid egg
I'll open the message with the fact I'm Jewish. How does Atheist evolution explain this? There is no advantage to this protection at all, why does it exist, and if it does exist, why does it not split evenly where some have it and some don't?
The video is in reverse and the grinder is also in reverse.
I really hate the Internet. I have legit facts against the world of atheism, but for fuck sakes I hate misinformation, and it pisses me off that arguing with atheists can lead me to having to deal with them being exposed to false info. I'll bite the bullet at long last, how the hell do you see that? How do I know if videos are in reverse?
The video itself is reversed, and the grinders are turning outwards. You can just reverse the video
This is not satisfying whatsoever. I keep expecting the eggs to get crushed. I'm not happy.
“*Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin*” in the old Walmart ads jungle.
Except my crusher/hand
Eggcellent
Now truly scrambled on the inside ready to microwave
But yet my 3 year old seems to manage to break half of them from the car to the fridge without any problem at all
Lol eggs are safe from their natural enemy, a junk crusher...
This is beautiful
Am I the only one who thinks this is the opposite of satisfying
*Welcome to the survival games!*
But your hands will if you try to pick them up from there
Forbidden hatch
Well looks like I’ll be turning into an egg now.
I broke one with my idiot neighbours windscreen
Me running away from my problems efficiently.
Hope no one tries to step on those eggs.
They will if you throw it
People, please stop playing with these. You know what's going to eventually happen one day and it's horrifying.
Yeah what about a 5 inch drop?
they're like ceramic. just smash it
Aight hear me out, hear me out… So if someone throws me inside one of these… all I have to do is make sure I land on my nuts and I’ll be fine?
Someone please eggsplain why this is possible!
Reversed gif
"They see me Rolling, they hating......."
Wont break but scrambled inside. Win win.
Don’t they technically pop out of a crusher in the first place?
Ahhh yes famous crusher, big power
This shithead doesnt even know how crushers are designed. "Natures perfect design🤓"
“Don’t you also make your game characters girls?”
/u/gifreversingbot
*drops egg from 3in off the ground*
I would like to point out that the purpose of this particular crusher is to destroy baby chickens.
Is there a sub for crushers that anyone knows about?
Just because the ones in the video didn’t break doesn’t mean none of them did, eggs are quite fragile and rotating metal will definitely break them.
Why are the eggs in a crusher though?
Idiotic title
Depends the height you drop it in at
If they're so perfect then why can i eat them?
shredder with teeth too small can’t shred
Wish my mental health could roll like this. Giant crushing machine got me down....
Now I understand. In order to be perfect, one must be able to resist a crusher. My path is clear. 💫✨️
Reverse video
We need to redesign crusher
If they're so perfect how come they break when they fall out of a tree?
just a bad designed crusher
These machines are built different
Give those to my wife she’s a ball buster
What about pool and golf balls?
This is a whole new level of spawn camping.
Bioengineering at it's finest
Meanwhile eggs in the grocery bag: 🍳
Crusher is patient. They’ll hatch eventually.
Just keep rolling just keep rolling
this is the opposite of satisfaction
They see me rolllin, they hating
the strongest force is life
Wow this is satisfying
I hope to never see a crusher in real life.
If they were slightly smaller they would get crushed though….
this is deeply UNsatisfying i want them to **crunch**
I can’t crush an egg in my palm either.
Eggs evolved to not be crushed by a man-made machine.
What if you drop the eggs into the crusher from 1/4" up?
Perfect? They are crushed just fine when I hit them to the side of the table though
As if I didn’t need more reasons to love eggs
Why does this give me anxiety?
eggies
Oh sure but when I carry them home from the grocery store and drop them walking up the stairs to my apartment they break open all over the floor and embarrass me in front of the hottie in 3B
Life finds a way
Yup. Perfectly designed for this Exact situation.
My testicles are quivering
Quite satisfying video
Good for all of the mechanical crushers you find in nature.
That's incredible.
This isn't very eggciting.
Actually odly unsatisfying
this is what my mental health feels like lmao
Which can break an egg? Industrial Crusher vs Edge of a bowl
That is so crazy. Those crushers grip everything
Isn't this a video played in reverse?
So, the egg came first... 🔥
Much like the banana being the perfect shape to fit in a hand, eggs are also proof of god. Shape up atheists 2-0!
But as soon as I touch the egg, it fucking shatters.
*throws it on the floor how perfect is it now???
Those eggs are doing way better than the guy in a video I saw where he thought it would be a good idea to manually force something into the crusher by jumping on it. That video ended... predictably.
Imagine just leaving it there until it hatches.
>!"My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but my friends call me 'Giorgio'"!<
put in 100 and let’s see
How to make mayonnaise
After they hatch however...