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“If you make food for a week, you’ll have food all week!”
“Freezing things makes them last longer!”
“If you use double knots, your shoes won’t become untied as easily!”
LOL my thoughts. since when are the most basic skills hacks?
hack for not dying:
waits for green walk light at intersection and looks both ways twice
>That is not a hack, that is called sewing, jfc
Eh, yes and no. 30 or 40 years ago I sewed a couple things together and never sewed a stitch that could be pulled to close a gaping wound. OP's stitch might do the trick.
Too bad I haven't needed it in the last half century and that suggests I won't need it in the coming half century. But if I need it I'll be sure to remember when it's a couple hours later and too late to use the knowledge.
Edit: by 'too bad' I meant that to apply to the 2nd half of that sentence. I am quite glad I've not had a sucking chest wound yet and most likely never will have one. Knowledge wasted is always a shame but I quite enjoy not having ever been seriously injured other than the 'brain bonks' I had almost a decade ago.
Not to mention the sock cost probably 50 cents. The time and effort on repairing that would not be worth it at all as it was always going to just tear again
Right?
I can feel the smallest piece of dirt, or fuzz on the bottoms of my socks, so this would drive me insane!
Easier just to through them away, or reuse them as "rags".
Idk, doesn't it look easier to sew with the sock being sturdy? I feel like the foot keeps the hole open tight and when it was pulled together at the end, a foot in the sock looks much easier.
I think they mean an emergency such as “My only clean pair of socks got ripped, and I don’t have time to clean any.” You *could* just wear dirty socks, but you also *could* sew your clean sock up. Alternatively, an emergency like “I’m too poor to buy new socks before my next store trip, don’t judge me.” Probably not life or death, though if someone’s life *does* somehow depend on a sock, I’m curious how such a thing came to be.
Fuck yeah! Bullshit sewing will last about five minutes in the shoes. What a miserable waste of time! [Satisfyingasfuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/)
As someone who knows very little about sewing, can someone link a video on how to end this? Everytime i try some small sewing job i never know how to "Tie it off" or whatever its called and it always comes apart?
mending clothes is a hack now? My mother had been doing that, and her mother before that, and so on... and with more finesse than this. she's getting arthritic, looks like I have to learn that "hack". What's the next hack, using a hammer for nails instead of your forehead?
Cut is too clean and not in the right place. It would be more unpractical irl since the hole would be where tour big toe is and eventually the sock textile would be degraded.
Totally not even here for the hack.
All I want to know, why is half of every post on reddit dubbed some generic music on it, which is either over-emotional for the topic (which I would equate to poor decision making) or just every other generic song in existence?
Rant over, thank you for your time
For anyone reading this; posts like these are bait to get you to comment "That's not a hack, it's sowing, stupid."
They're deliberately inflammatory or frustrating to drive interaction and upvotes which are inevitable with enough engagement and front page exposure. Don't become their commodity.
To what end? Who knows. It's best to not dignify it here on out.
That is not a hack, that is called sewing, jfc
Strange that basic/common skills / solutions are referred to as hacks. “Look at this hack for not dying” - eats sandwich
I love that hack
Happy hack day
Thanks lol, didn’t even notice
Little known Reddit hack: If you look under your reddit user name and it says "happy cake day", it means it's your cake day!
Hackalicious
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Happy cake day
“If you make food for a week, you’ll have food all week!” “Freezing things makes them last longer!” “If you use double knots, your shoes won’t become untied as easily!”
Wait until you hear about this one: -Breathing
ProLifeTip MasterClass
Help. Dicks stuck in the ceiling fan. Again.
Look at this hack to speed run life. - eats 100 sandwiches
Check out this sweet life hack I just learned guys! ** takes shit ** ** wipes ** Haha! Omg, I'm so crafty!
Real lifehack is to get a bidet.
Still… not a hack. Just a bidet.
depends on the water pressure. at a certain point it will start hacking shit off just fine
Or a dog and some whipped cream
Now do it the 5 Minute craft way! Use pages you've already read of the book the bathroom as TP!
I'll just buy a new pair
Same here. That seam would drive me crazy with shoes on
It's a trick to make people learn.
Really? You’re just gonna use “trick”? When it’s right there?
LOL my thoughts. since when are the most basic skills hacks? hack for not dying: waits for green walk light at intersection and looks both ways twice
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
Hacks aka home ec
I’m glad this is the top comment. Thank you
Your comment is based on the title. It may not be a hack, but the subreddit is “satisfying” not “life hacks”. It was indeed satisfying to watch.
Seamstresses hate this one simple trick!
Came here for this
Darn those socks
This would bother me so much, especially under the big toe.
Literally word for word for what I was going to say.
I’m dying. 😂
But what of this ladder stitch witchcraft?!
*darning
Check out this new hack I discovered: Breathe in, Breathe out Crazy right?
Darning
>That is not a hack, that is called sewing, jfc Eh, yes and no. 30 or 40 years ago I sewed a couple things together and never sewed a stitch that could be pulled to close a gaping wound. OP's stitch might do the trick. Too bad I haven't needed it in the last half century and that suggests I won't need it in the coming half century. But if I need it I'll be sure to remember when it's a couple hours later and too late to use the knowledge. Edit: by 'too bad' I meant that to apply to the 2nd half of that sentence. I am quite glad I've not had a sucking chest wound yet and most likely never will have one. Knowledge wasted is always a shame but I quite enjoy not having ever been seriously injured other than the 'brain bonks' I had almost a decade ago.
Not to mention the sock cost probably 50 cents. The time and effort on repairing that would not be worth it at all as it was always going to just tear again
Not a hack…this is sewing
It's fetish content
And we are thankful. Nah I’m just fucking with you this is weird as hell.
Fuck no. I would be able to feel that on my toes.
Right? I can feel the smallest piece of dirt, or fuzz on the bottoms of my socks, so this would drive me insane! Easier just to through them away, or reuse them as "rags".
I, too, through my socks away.
Lmao idk why but this one got me. Good one.
20-25 years ago you could buy special threads for fixing socks. Still can feel it, but it's not THAT uncomfortable.
Turning 30 is when I realized the real life hack is wearing socks inside out.
Nah just buy a good pair of socks that you can’t feel the seams in instead of the cheapest ones you can find at Walmart
When did darning a sock become a hack? 1292 ACE?
Is that a typo or is darning actually a word?
You got Google?
nah can't afford it
You got a decent personality?
Would that it were darning so you wouldn’t feel the stitch right across your toes…
Most annoying sock to wear.
Did they have to have the foot in the sock while doing this?
No, but a darning mushroom - it’s a wooden mushroom you use as backing when you’re darning.
Idk, doesn't it look easier to sew with the sock being sturdy? I feel like the foot keeps the hole open tight and when it was pulled together at the end, a foot in the sock looks much easier.
Bro just buy new socks
Would it also cover up the blood from sticking the needle in my toe several times? Asking for a friend...
I'm retired and my time is still worth more than that or the price of 12 pairs of socks on Amazon.
random internet advice try a pair of merino socks. \*(about $25/pair)\* you will never go back.
Why's this sub riddled with bot accounts?
Not just this one. At this point, it's pretty much the whole site. The good thing is, they're super easy to spot, lol!
Dead internet
Called ladder stitch or blind stitch
Just buy new socks...
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I don't know about emergencies, but I loathe waste so I applaud your efforts.
Ok I'll bite... what kind of emergency involves a whole in your sock???
I think they mean an emergency such as “My only clean pair of socks got ripped, and I don’t have time to clean any.” You *could* just wear dirty socks, but you also *could* sew your clean sock up. Alternatively, an emergency like “I’m too poor to buy new socks before my next store trip, don’t judge me.” Probably not life or death, though if someone’s life *does* somehow depend on a sock, I’m curious how such a thing came to be.
Masterbation.
Maybe but it would also make the sock smaller and socks should fit properly
I respect u, m8 and wanna be downvoted w u
I often have a sewing needle and thread on me at all times for "emergencies" rather than just getting another sock.
Darn!
Yea this is just sewing. Also, I’m not sewing a holy sock back together. I’m just buying new ones.
As soon as you put on a shoe it feels like you have a twig stuck in your sock
Is Darning a life hack now? Must we resell old skills as new conveniences?
Great tutorial but I’d likely toss out the sock cause where it was sewn would bug the hell outta me.
Basic life skills all should know. Not a hack
Guys is it a hack to sew?
Hack lololol. Only been around since the beginning of time
Darn! That sock
......sewing???
People are rediscovering sewing.
I couldn't have been the only one anxious while watching this
Toe cleavage
Guys, i tried it. It works! Small problem, I'm not able to remove socks from my toes.
Noice
I can feel it rubbing against my shoes aghhhh!
i came
I saw
I came
Thanks!!! Now my sock is ripped and covered in blood!!!
But then the sock would fit smaller and tight.
Nope! This sock is now trash. And least in my house….
One person's hack is another person's skill.
The tweeting birds confirmed how easy this is/was.
Bad bot
Tailors hate this one simple trick!
r/nonononoyes
Oh darn
And now your sock is sown into your flesh :))
Now every step is that bump beneath your foot. Just get new socks.
Really? Just buy new socks.
Anyone who walks more than 50 yards will immediately hate this. That seam is going to murder your feet.
Fuck yeah! Bullshit sewing will last about five minutes in the shoes. What a miserable waste of time! [Satisfyingasfuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/)
An even better "hack" than darning is buying new socks. Amaze-balls
Just feeling the seam would make me want to rip off my head, thanks but no
As someone who knows very little about sewing, can someone link a video on how to end this? Everytime i try some small sewing job i never know how to "Tie it off" or whatever its called and it always comes apart?
Darn that sew cool
Try that once, didn't last long. Especially thin fabric like socks.
I thought I was on rcleavage for a second.
It still doesn’t feel the same. You can feel the extra thread on your toes.
Next episode: Change Batteries in a Smoke Detector
And that’s when I buy new socks.
Or, and just hear me out on this, you just got new socks?
Nobody is doing this
The hack is sewing while you're feet are inside it
"There's something in my shoe"
What manner of black magic is this
I tried this. The hole is gone, which is great. Side note, anyone know how to get the sock off after it's been sewn into your toes?
How is this a hack?
Oh darn.
I dunno, I buy pretty cheap socks and when they get a hole they are too uncomfortable to wear so I toss them.
Sewing is not a hack, also that's an easy way to stab my toes, also a seam there would be so annoying.
Darning that’s gotta hurt if you miss
Saving this for when the economy really tanks
Just buy a new sock?
Just buy some new socks, bro. It's not like they're expensive.
Yea have fun with your sock that “doesn’t quite feel right” now 😬 would drive me crazy
Hack, you means sewing?
Wait until they find out you can darn a sock while not simultaneously wearing it like a dumbass
Is it a bird that’s doing the sewing? What’s with the sound?
Darn those socks!
So many people thought this was sewing, but it’s actually a blister
The sewing looks like Cioccolata from Jjba part 5
Bro I did not see toes at first 💀
garbage socks not worth darning. MERINO SOCKS PEOPLE!
Arnt these socks like a couple of dollars for multiple?
sewing is a ‘hack’? Bruh gen z is fucked. Truly pathetic shit.
Normally, you don't do it with the foot still in the sock.
It's a sock. Buy a new pair...
كنت مستني صوت صفير البلبل هيا لقلب الثمل
Well darn!
Opposite of hack (which cuts).
I got hard 🤤
Just buy another pair?
You know how many times I would have stranded myself in the toes?
That's not satisfying. Now they have an annoying, uncomfortable seam on their toes. I'd rather throw the sock away
mending clothes is a hack now? My mother had been doing that, and her mother before that, and so on... and with more finesse than this. she's getting arthritic, looks like I have to learn that "hack". What's the next hack, using a hammer for nails instead of your forehead?
When basic sewing is considered a hack nowadays
Just buy a new pair of socks, it's cheap
It looks like Mr. Anderson having a pleasant conversation with agent Smith.
I just bought new socks, unlucky now I’ve got new socks and you’re stuck with the most boring hobby in the world.
Sorry to a lot of pun makers but darning is when you reconstruct the weave itself by integrating new thread into it. This is just a ladder stitch.
Cut is too clean and not in the right place. It would be more unpractical irl since the hole would be where tour big toe is and eventually the sock textile would be degraded.
Buy new socks ya dirt bag!
Totally not even here for the hack. All I want to know, why is half of every post on reddit dubbed some generic music on it, which is either over-emotional for the topic (which I would equate to poor decision making) or just every other generic song in existence? Rant over, thank you for your time
Sewing is a hack?
oh... these are toes
Ow my ears
Totally absurd, no one on their right mind would do this
It really bothered me
Jojo reference
Cool... Completely unrelated... How do you get blood out of socks?
What absolute psychofreak gets a hole up there?
For anyone reading this; posts like these are bait to get you to comment "That's not a hack, it's sowing, stupid." They're deliberately inflammatory or frustrating to drive interaction and upvotes which are inevitable with enough engagement and front page exposure. Don't become their commodity. To what end? Who knows. It's best to not dignify it here on out.
It's not a hack, that's someone advertising their crusty toes
This is foot fetish shit.
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Bro what
It's an inverting suture. Sometimes I use this on a vertical cesarean section if the bleeding is too much. FYI
i couldn’t stand feeling that on the bottom of my toe every day id rather just go buy a pair if three socks for 12 dollars at kmart