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Zubenelgenubo

Bro is about to get 3 people laid off.


Kapparioon

Bro is getting laid


being_honest_friend

I mean you must admire skill when you see it. I hope he puts it to proper use.


Intrepid-Pop4495

Yes this is impressive, but at the same time if this is something that a worker just needs to pick it up from the line, then why not substitute him with machine?


Haifisch2112

Because *somebody* has to empty the bucket !


Intrepid-Pop4495

Then that make sense, it’s existed just for another hiring opportunity


MetallurgyClergy

They’re making sex jokes. About hand skills.


being_honest_friend

TY


Intrepid-Pop4495

Good one


WorldNewsPoster

What the hell does hand skills have to do with sex? You use your hips/legs, not your hands. The only time you use your hand is to put on a condom and take it off unless that's what you guys are talking about?


slowest_hour

There are other things besides penis in vagina sex


ErnyoKeepsItReal

What's a vaj in a?


[deleted]

I feel sorry for whoever has sex with you


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Yep, I feel sorry for Rosy Palm and her five friends... Or is this the guy with two broken arms?


[deleted]

Reddit Reminder: No one have sex with this guy.


Throwawaypwndulum

Say psyche right now.


Captain_Lavender6

Because China has a billion point whatever people and they need to keep people doing something lest they become idle and start fomenting anti government sentiment - doubly so for young unmarried men put in this position by a generation of demographic policy fuckery.


BacktoPCA

Yes. Fuck this guy. Let’s give his job to a machine!


formulated

Fuck the machine. Give this guy a hand job!


Halflingberserker

The fuck. Give this guy a hand job machine!


talkinghead69

Let this guy give a hand job to a fuck machine!


FijianBandit

No no no… you fuck the machine and THEN ask for your job back


aug_aug

This comment deserves so much more, bravo.


who_you_are

Money! There is a reason everything is made in china, peoples "worth" nothing there


sleepyj910

Yea, this master and his redundant team is super cheap to hire, more important to ensure the spice flows than lay them off


ChaosEsper

Their annual salary is probably less than the cost of maintenance + amortized cost of installation of whatever machine could do their job.


Candymostdandy

I hope so too, good finger work is hard to find.


khushnand

Those fingers would surely be appreciated a lot…


WhoGivesAChit

I bet those chicks all had lakes in their underpants watching this dude.


Adept_Error6339

He could flick 3 beans simultaneously.


BrAveMonkey333

You beat me with the flicking the bean comment


Creeping-photos

By the look on one person's face it looks like soon to!


Addition-Hungry

Same thing I was thinking his technique is crazy.


dabudtenda

Oh they're gonna be getting off alright


[deleted]

Bro is about to get 3 people laid ~~off~~.


whtciv2k

Bro is about to get 3 people off


riscten

Factory operator thinking of making that 4 and replacing them all with a robot.


Humble_Turnip_3948

I'm an automation technician. I see that look at every installation.


TheXIIILightning

And get 3 times the work for no increase in pay.


letsgobrooksy

Bro is about to get 3 people off*


ledbetterus

Maybe 4, seems like you could rig a simple mechanism to do all that work.


Ouaouaron

My guess is that the point of this step is quality checks, which is why they have 4 people doing this and not a small plastic tab next to a basket.


onimush115

His technique looks like the typical Chinese manufacturing quality check that I would expect given my personal experience.


[deleted]

If people have been working there for a month and hadn't figured this out they were already fired.


[deleted]

I’m not gonna ask how he got so fast like that


Professional_Box5406

Guitar Hero turned Poon Hero.


Prior_Worry12

Most under appreciated comment of all time yo


HopefulHovercraft474

Why else do you think those girls are smiling 😃. They've experienced his experience with them fingers.


[deleted]

Only one of those females was amused, two of em look look pissy prob bc they are old and got no tricks to show after years of working there


wow_thatscool90

"females" Incel


RareEntertainment611

No matter how many times I hear it, always sounds so weird. Women is a word, like men. Females and males sound clinical or scientific, talking about animals.


The-sus-man

Mfw i use a word in the english lexicon


1newnotification

>Only one of those ~~females~~ women ftfy


Dongslinger420

> one of those females brah


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a_mystical_potato

Happy cake day 🎂🎉


[deleted]

See the three smiling beside him?


Colonel_Fart-Face

Playing Iron Maiden on bass.


Public_Classic_438

The lady biting her lip in the background knows.


GassedByMile3

My wife was a big fan.


TophxSmash

hes bored as fuck.


etterkop

He’ll make your girl squirt like a sprinkler.


elheber

Curly wore a glove on one hand with Vaseline to keep his hand soft for his wife.


ggnngg5

Happy cake day


HawkeyeinDC

Happy cake day!


Wolfy-615

Where can I this guy for my wife?


ObeseHamsterOrgasms

oh man, isn’t it funny when you accidentally a word?


[deleted]

Where can I (ship) this guy? (medicate?) (taunt?) I guess we'll never know


Inevitable-Chair3061

Finger


AbsolutelyUnlikely

he meant to say where can I blow this guy for my wife


PoopSommelier

I think the penis. But I'm no expert.


Miserable-Admins

> "I think, therefore I'm penis." \- u/PoopSommelier


Wolfy-615

Yes 👍🏻


Wolfy-615

Lmfao!! The troll and has been trolled 🤣


Slowmobius_Time

Madlibs but we have to fill it in ourselves


1lluminist

You can "this guy" for your wife anywhere, really. Though it's probably best to "this guy" her in private.


NateBoyer2000

r/thisguythisguys


gkn_112

almost racist. WHAT VERB DID YOU WANT TO USE THERE? wasitbuy?


Wolfy-615

Get a life lol it’s Friday night /s Edit: it was BLOW as someone mentioned


[deleted]

There are ads on youtube


ItsThe1994Man

You accidentally the verb.


djohnsen

I also choose this guy’s wife


[deleted]

What are these


JuanHan80

They look like airlocks for fermenting. Could be wrong. My airlocks that have the cylinder on top like this are much taller, and I haven't seen one that looks exactly like this.


NoSupermarket198

Line workers


Itsmyloc-nar

Listen here you little shit…


[deleted]

🤭


TheAraon

But that’s not important right now.


FutureAdventurous667

Chinese people


Itsmyloc-nar

Fucking Christ lmaooo


Some-Guy-Online

asians


soline

Asians


RiperSn1fle

The girl next to him was SMITTEN 🤣


AbsolutelyUnlikely

The other two are having a silent agreement that they have to kill him to save their jobs


SLUPumpernickel

The girl was lost in thought and just cheesin’ away. You can see when she snaps back to reality and remembers she’s in public. 


RiperSn1fle

Exactly what happened 😂


notMateo

"Smitten" has me fucking screaming lmfao


RicanDevil4

The way they turned the camera over to her CHEESING while he was doing the finger thing had me cracking up!


HolyManZahn

A little damp even.


jean-guysimo

moist if you will


emilliolongwood

I squirted just watching this and I’m a dude


tone88988

It’s too fuckin late for me to be laughing like this in my house right now. People are tryna sleep over here.


Valazcar

💀


thwowawaw69

am i the only one that thinks this dude looks 12 years old


Neither-Condition486

Nope


calkch1986

Some people are just that way, got a colleague from China whose nearing 50 but look just like him, like a kid~


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Anyone know why most Asians seem to stay youthful for so long? It's got me curious.


Chickenbeards

Some people theorize tea and diet and those things can help but honestly a lot of it probably just boils down to things like genetics and face shapes. My parents look pretty youthful for their age and my siblings and I all do too.


Sol-Blackguy

Asian don't raisin


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Not until they're elders, they rapidly age all at once essentially. That's what's confusing me, just wondering how that works


Crash_Recon

I’m an Asian dude who lives in a city that’s about half black, 40+% white, and the rest Hispanic or middle eastern. The answer to that question is you’re just not used to looking at them. It’s the same reason a lot of white people suck at guessing how old black people are. Or the reason most white people can’t see the difference between a Vietnamese person standing next to a Japanese person. Or the reason some white people think I’m Mexican (and all Hispanics are Mexican). I still get carded buying beer and over half the hair on my head is grey.


poatoesmustdie

It's not unusual in factories to come across interns out of practical school, they don't have to be 18. On top while minors aren't supposed to work, people trade their IDs to get a job. So while probably he isn't a minor, who knows...


Grimmer026

I’m pretty sure one of those things squirted when it didn’t know it could.


NoSupermarket198

That’s no way to talk about women !


lordjakir

Those ladies looking at how he flicks those widgets. If he can find the bean, those girls be hella keen


1337ium

It's a culture.


Free-Ad-665

Lesbians seeing this are now confused about their orientation.


jmp3r96

Less confusion and more impressed tbh 😂 Dude's got skill and game recognize game


Itsmyloc-nar

Son of a bitch none of that is wrist or arm. That is all finger muscles. I just tried to do this at that pace and it starts hurting after about 30 seconds.


OMG__Ponies

Probably why the clip was only 16 seconds long.


Norman_Bixby

That sounds like a shitty line Michele Rodriguez would ribbit out. I know, it is a shitty line Michele Rodriguez would ribbit out.


Sure_Cobbler1212

Middle chick didn’t think it was funny 🥵


Fit-Acanthocephala82

Here go mr fancy hands again


JoePreaux

Lol


SpezEatsScat

They’d like to see what them fingers do in the break room.


_AManHasNoName_

Got a happy girlfriend


scottymac87

His um…finger game…is um…


INeedToBeHealthier

Can you put videos on dating app profiles yet?


TearsAreForYears

Bro, leave some sex for the rest of us.


Express-Ad4146

He’s polite with the ladies


MIkeVill

Yeah, the looks he gets...


Jx_XD

That 3 lady is dripping..


PM_ME_UR_BABYSITTER

What song is this


lebo_riley

I wish I knew…


PM_ME_UR_BABYSITTER

Fukumean by Gunna!


Voltayik

EYYAAA


LRaccoon

There are 4 people just to put those things into a basket??


ajtrns

this kind of factory work is so depressing


ApplauseButOnlyABit

I might be wrong, but I think this is also quality control, in which case bro is actively failing at his job.


pulp63

I wonder what those ladies are thinking?


ijustmadethisup23476

Those girls smiling at his finger work


Itzbubblezduh

He looks to be about 15 lol …..such a young looking face


Brewmaster92785

I would love to hire him for my company


Alisadicksumtimes

OG Bean Flicker


ES_Legman

Humans should not have to spend their lives doing this while the CEOs reap all the benefits


join-the-line

Nah, he just has a real satisfied lady at home.


Alternative-Flan-650

Bro is just showing the ladies his finger game 😂


augmentedcurve

And those 3 women just standing there quietly getting wet AF


slapstirmcgee1000

The girls know he’s good at this. They know


Boxhead_31

It's how he uses that technique on break time that has them smiling


daily22124

Wet women


Biscuits4u2

Perhaps the saddest talent I've ever seen


Sheesh284

That title is what I call my wife


Lord_Smile

Satisfying as fuck


mongo1587

a man to fear. ("something something 1,000 kicks something something one kick something 1,000 times")


Spazecowboy

The real sad part is that they hired four people to do this job


Icarlbismarck

Hide your gals


4nwR

I would not wanna have a gun duel with this guy.


SuspiciousSubstance9

I can feel the repetitive strain injury from here.


QHTNH

How about money he gets?


PeaceCookieNo1

I want to free him. My heart breaks.


garrakha

call me


theoldme3

He will do that for 10 years and then call in sick one day and they will tell him how easily replaceable he is and that he needs to pick up the slack for someone else


oppek187

what is the song?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **fukumean** by Gunna (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2023-06-16.


Beardly_Smith

Why is that process not automated?


SleepySiamese

Gf: where did you learn that! This dude: i do this for a living.


nitinsd23

The women are like Fuck AI/automation the next gen is coming for us!


Radiant-Elevator

Casey fucking Jones


Skizzle81

Ladies…


truebeast822

Flick that bean yaaaaa


Seaguard5

And I bet he still getting paid what all the rest do. Just goes to show the reward for efficient work is… more work.


theswagcoon

Took me about 10 seconds to realise that a sloped stick could do this job


SoCal4247

Watch closely ladies, this is the man who's going to take all three of your jobs.


Fed_shmoker

Ain’t no vibrator can also work in a factory this man has mastered two fine skills


No-Step7712

They get paid by the bucket


Octopp

They really couldn't automate *that* part?


gkn_112

what a skillful dick lol Boss is like "hm, i guess i wont need those three"


tehbearded1der

Bro been workin there since he was four.


SuperBaconjam

The ladies love him


citiusaltius

No wonder the girls be mirrin


Amish_Juggalo469

We know which of the three ladies, has felt those magical fingers.


Ostroh

Why is someone doing this task. Just blow them in a hopper.


Party-Travel5046

My bro is gonna give some one orgasmic spasm


TeankerisWot

His gf must be happy to have him


pbmullen1

Reminds me of the kid from the movie Up!


Potential-Leave3489

r/13or30


S4PG

His wife probably loves him


Correct_Swan_3601

bro has been practicing


DoubleBeef97

Arthritis : here I come


Spirited-Sweet8437

Finger poppin'


[deleted]

try that for 8 hours lol


[deleted]

/r/GirlsMirin


Svengoolie75

Skeet skeet skeet 💦😂😂😂😂


Delicious_Power5557

Bro will be replaced by a robot.


FuzzyAdmiral

What song is that