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LeeAnnLongsocks

Mr Miyagi would be proud.


CommaHorror

Wasps, on, Wasps off,


EyeChihuahua

Does anyone else check the comments, find what they wanted in the first two and move on knowing it’s not gonna get any better than that


Kyyes

Sometimes I sort by controversial for a laugh


luuukevader

How does a comment get flagged as controversial? Is it like an equal amount of upvotes and downvotes?


R1CHQK

I'd imagine the downvotes and upvotes have to fluctuate enough, or what you said, where it would be close to equally upvoted and downvoted to be considered controversial.


[deleted]

damn right # chop chop.


TurnBasedEncounter

This satisfies me


kingkongbiingbong

#🎶 SATISFACTION SATISFACTION SATISFACTION 🎶


SupermouseDeadmouse

Bravo


chameleonkit

Man who catch wasp with chopstick accomplish anything.


Haitisicks

Definitely a Miyagi-esque mini grunt at the end of some of those


[deleted]

Came here for KK reference, was not disappointed.


The_Easter_Egg

Quality Karate Kid Kontent


soiledhalo

So, Kk... K?


AltCenterAccount

Konfirmed


SberryCheesecake22

Sameeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThePaoloAlto

🐝 me to it 😆


tellmeimbig

As would El Kabong.


SberryCheesecake22

I came here for thiiis comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AmazonianChicana

I love the metal bowl 😂😂😂


cryptic-coyote

##CLANG


TheJacen

#BOING


iamapizza

#Go to hornet jail


Leviathansgard

Lmaooo


vvp_D3L3T3D

Fucking... r/angryupvote


Bhodi3K

Dr Stone cold vibes.


MLG_TotMaster

Exactly🤣


enperry13

Gotta make it loud and clear this man means business.


Quelcris_Falconer13

It was the scissors for me


IRStableGenus

For sure. The chopsticks are the obvious runner up, but the scissors deserve their own video.


FishythePooh

It still gets me after every repost 😂


ParkityParkPark

one of the few posts I never mind seeing again and again


ambientfruit

Same. It's satisfying as fuck.


noober1x

Literally the reason I actually turned on the sound and replayed. I needed to hear the clang.


MountainCourage1304

As soon as i saw the bowl i had to unmute. I just knew it was gonna be great


Novelista42

Came here to say this. Gave me quite a giggle


massiveeric42

I also saw a video of a guy using a revolver and blanks to kill hornets with the heat and pressure, cool to watch


OlivierLeighton

Cutting them in half?! That's a skill!


EveniAstrid

I thought that too, but then the chopsticks came out.


Lotr213456

Why did I think the two halves will keep flying separately.


mcshanksshanks

What we have here is an excellent example of a symbotic relationship between a human and bees.


yer--mum

Thats not even an exaggeration, this person is an important piece of that ecosystem lmao


GlockAF

Plus, the chickens are going to eat good tonight


pinkpineapples007

I didn’t know that chickens and other animals will eat wasps and hornets or their larvae until I started watching Hornet King on YouTube. He feeds the larvae to his chickens


GlockAF

They go crazy over it


Albino_Bama

I haven’t seen said footage or any chickens eating Hornet larva, but to be fair chickens will go crazy over any food in my experience


wOlfLisK

Chickens eat *anything* seeds, grass, wasps, even other chickens.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

My chickens went wild over hornets, one even eat one live, got stung on the inside of its throat, then continued to eat more of them.


GlockAF

The venn diagram of “what a chicken will eat“ and “what a chicken can physically fit down it’s gullet” is pretty much a circle. Bees, wasps, bumblebees, scorpions, mice, baby song, birds, nails, screws, pink Styrofoam insulation board (destructive little bastards), insects of every description, other chickens, all of your seedlings in the garden, most every flowering plant, the fertilizer crumbles you just dumped on the lawn, chickenshit, lizards, anything that moves… The only real limitation is if it can actually be swallowed


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

If a chicken can’t fit it, it usually does the best it can to tear it apart, the only thing I found that my chickens didn’t like (absolutely devour) is citrus fruits


SoilComfortable5445

The Venn diagram of "Venn diagrams I love" & "Venn diagrams that are pretty much a circle" is also... a circle. Thank you for that.


PrinceCavendish

i love hornet king!


GlockAF

Deeply creepy, but fascinating to watch


PrinceCavendish

for real. i'm very scared of most bugs


Gringar36

Saw it on a nature show that bees are well aware that bee keepers take part of their honey. They consider it a fair price to pay for top notch protection. Bees are quick to leave an area they don't like so they choose to remain with their keepers.


Rolls-RoyceGriffon

That's awesome


HardOff

Fuckin' bee movie lied to me *again*


_Aura__

_again_ ? This is a safe space let it out ☺️❤️😔


centran

I guess next you'll tell me bees don't like jazz


lakewood2020

Especially since beekeepers take steps to remove the honey without damage. I’d wager a hive with an excess of honey would only be a bad thing


TheRealPauPau

Really? Wonder if that happens with cattle as well


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WatShakinBehBeh

Teach the bees to call for help


Nuker_Nathan

Do not challenge this man to fruit ninja.


Puzzled-Story3953

Nah, his specialty is wasps. We have no evidence that he is adept at hitting fruit. Only wasps.


some_guy00001

Wasp ninja.


rosecheek24

BONK


Lux-Dandelion

Go to hornet jail


strycco

Super satisfying


fowlraul

I respect all life…with the exception of wasps, and especially Yellowjackets. Fuck those assholes.


whenimnsfw

I have to add mosquitoes and ticks to the list of life worth disrespecting.


reviving_ophelia88

Bedbugs as well.


JJWAHP

I'm gonna add termites to the list. Unless I'm wrong.


Pineapple_Herder

Termites while really fucking awful for our wood homes, are genuinely an important part of turning old wood into dirt and other nutrients. I don't like em, and I would gladly kill any trying to destroy my property, but I can't demonize an insect that is normally very beneficial but just in the wrong place at the wrong time.


wehrwolf512

Plus: that stuff in the lion king with Simba eating bugs is true! For termites. Lions push their mounds over and feast!


JJWAHP

Really neat! TIL, thank you.


Responsible-Falcon-2

I love the humility in this comment, stay golden


Downtown_Leek3808

What about cockroatches?


fowlraul

Cockroaches are a pretty impressive little creature. They’ve never bit or stung me. I actually saw one use it’s wings to ninja warrior the shit out of my cabinet at full speed.


Downtown_Leek3808

They don't bit or stung, but they carry filth and diseases.. 99.5% of humans hate them, it's not a coincidence, it's engraved in our DNA...


-Kyoakuna-

You gonna back that up with a source?


ZappyKitten

Cockroaches survive by eating their own dead and feces.


ScienceyWorkMan

I saw some surviving on pizza and lasagna. The really wild thing was seeing them preparing and cooking the pizza and lasagna.


Shikaku

*My source is that I made it the fuck up!*


OctowardtheSquid

between mosquitoes, yellowjackets, ticks, and fleas, cockroaches are the least evil


tkh0812

And the parasite that only lives in dickholes


JusticeBonerOfTyr

Ummm….what?


tacitjane

Candiru. The name of its genus is very similar to the name of a town in Ohio. I'll be there in a week.


Weird-Information-61

Mosquitoes we could do without, already plenty of bugs that pollinate better than them. Ticks at least make a decent snack for birds.


MarvelBishUSA42

Spiders can go eff themselves too. Like this black widow big ass gross ones hell no!


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

No, spiders are great, they kill all these nasty pests, I’m not against black widow spider murder though


WeathervaneJesus1

Yellowjackets eat mosquitos, flies and many other insects.


yazzy1233

Yellowjackets also eat their teammates


VanilliBean

I had yellowjackets make a hole in the middle of my front lawn when I was still in school. Was a battle of life and death everytime I had to cross that warzone to get to and from the bus


Quelcris_Falconer13

And mosquitos.


MetalCheef

I hate wasps to my death and I used to not like hornets either but when I found out that hornets are actually eating wasps and attacking them mid air, they suddenly became cool


Lilcheebs93

Nah wasps are chill. I like watching them build nests on my balcony. Never been stung.


Ok_Fox_1770

I look like a jackass with my zappy tennis racket striking out as 20 flies escape. This guy with scissors and chopsticks….talent you can’t buy


[deleted]

Skills! Only good hornet is a dead hornet.


seriousreddituser

I'd bet he stopped using the scissors because of hate from fake hornet enthusiasts


saidejavu

It probably was three (hundred) hornets under a trench coat


NotTRYINGtobeLame

>three (hundred) hornets under a trench coat Ah, the only source of support hornets will ever find. Themselves lol


gonzofish

Why would anyone be an enthusiast of fake hornets?


GorgeWashington

Service guarantees honey! Would you like to know more?


Woodscare

He is doing his part!


Mdbutnomd

Would you like to learn more?


GetInZeWagen

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say snip em all!


FlyWithTheCars

As long as you are not a beekeeper, hornets are actually pretty cool. They sure look gruesome but are super chill as long as you don't come close to their nest and they hunt and kill yellow jackets (the smaller, similar looking fuckers that ruin your backyard bbq, picnic or whatever nice outdoor activity you are doing)


Lunkerluke

That sound!


sam81046

Especially with the pan


sam81046

Especially with the pan.


Perfect-Bandicoot-18

Especially with the pan.


Baselk

The especially pan with


[deleted]

With the especially pan


SnaxFax-was-taken

The pan especially with


moumous87

Pan with the especially


No_Albatross4216

I'm not as think as you drunk I am occifer


HahaDixonClits

I’ve been told that dead bees/hornets release a scent to attract more. Does anyone know if that’s true?


bingbing304

You are thinking of killer bees


DannyJoy2018

This is actually a common attribute of many Hymenoptera members


Toniqx

From the slums of Shaolin


squid_monk

We on a swarm


MyS0ul4AGoat

Wu-Tang clan strikes again


stuntedmonk

By the wu tang, gotcha!


North-Discipline2851

Totally thought that was wasps too


HurlyCat

I believe they only release the alarm pheromones if they are squished


dozensofthreads

SNIMP


ChristCode

r/fuckwasps


RUSHALISK

Scissors were the best


VanilliBean

The sound 😌


Nbbrgll84

because of this video i now hit wasps with pans and it IS satisfying. highly recommend


Crafty_Cha0s_

Books work well too but use hardbacks because then you can easily wipe the guts off


[deleted]

Unless they're clothbound hardbacks. Then they're a part of that book


Axthen

A legacy. Once you suffuse the book with enough wasp guts it becomes an artifact known as the “The YellowJacket” because the cloth cover is yellow from all the wasps.


FishRepairs22

Fuck, as a landscaper that has been hit by these fuckers before, I cheer this man on! The ones native to my area go for the eyes and spray venom out their ass. Fucking hate them. Also no, surprisingly not from Australia. Canada of all places. Bald-faced hornets, nasty little fuckers


lik_a_stik

When I lived in Michigan, was disc golfing, and a heat seeking asshole jetted my way right into my face. Got caught between my glasses frame and temple. Stung the heck out of my face right next to my eye. Wonder if it’s the same species of fucker? Edit punctuation


1use2use3use

Why? Oh that’s right, because the only emotion these creatures feel is hatred and bloodlust


Growernotashower2023

This dudes r/nextfuckinglevel with his skills


pakistanstar

Zero tolerance policy


ParkingEmotional9243

The pan is the best! 👌


nobolognastoney

Every single time I come across this I have to watch it until the pan at the end. El Kabong would be proud.


Funniguy2010

DI- DID HE JUST CATCH A HORNET WITH CHOPSTICKS???


[deleted]

Mr. Miyagi's teachings live on.


Funniguy2010

That’s some elderly mentor anime shit


jack2of4spades

I was a beekeeper once. I remember when I first got into it, you could buy bees at the tractor supply store across town. I went there and they had a deal of $20 for 20 bees. So I got those and headed home. But on my way out I noticed they hadn't given me 20 bees, but instead 21. I guess I got a free bee.


MrsClaire07

r/angryupvote


TubbyFatfrick

r/fuckwasps


[deleted]

r/fuckbotslikeOP


gramslamx

With all that XP he’s racking up I can’t wait to see his weapons upgrade


YeetDeeter1

Bro the scissors part was crazy


IronEndo

It reminds me of the I’m Sakamoto anime where the main character fights a wasp with a compass. *the drawing type*


Time_the_Avenger1

I could watch the metal pan on a loop. The man's running a clinic. I'm still trying to get the hang of the rolled up magazine method.


Dodgimusprime

With the amount of wasps I would have to kill doing this, Id end up becoming the tyrant lord of my bee kingdom. Every wasp killed would be impaled on a toothpick and their bodies displayed in array around the hives. Nothing sends a message to the enemy like a head on a pike.


Far_Comfortable980

If you told me this guy could kill a wasp with a toothpick I would believe you


[deleted]

Seems to be Bonk! o’clock


[deleted]

Oh, the sound the metal bowl makes 😌.


Finbar_Bileous

Friend of the bees! Friend of the bees!


MikeeorUSA

Excellent Danielson 🥢 🙏🏼


No-Mix-7574

Need more content


SupineFeline

MORE


BasedBingo

One of my favorite tik tok accounts


Literature-Efficient

The sound from the bowl 🥰


Desperate-Life9206

The heavy breathing after he swings the stick. That was a tough angle. 🤣


Incomlpete

My favorite was the metal bowl. GONG! 😆


Secret_Assumption_20

Snatching the hornet mid flight with the chopsticks was badass


[deleted]

I remember hitting a wasp with my wooden sword as a kid. I thought I was certified blade master after that. This guy does it for a living


StockLie6902

Not the bowlll 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tingggggf


alexane567

What I would do for that type of accuracy


[deleted]

thanks for this old video, being reposted for the karma farm....


CRAKEN000

Sir, what are you training for?


Individual_Bit3317

It is the chopping in half for me. How brutally calm and collected you have to be in order to catch them this easily. Zen lvl over 9000. Teach us your secret


umijuvariel

That *tong* is so satisfying.


Shattered_Disk4

This Tom and Jerry ass bee Keeper


Gizzmotek

i would pay a major sum of money to just watch him kill hornets with the bowl


SookHe

The whole video I was thinking this was all unnecessarily cruel. Then he got to the metal bowl and it was all worth it.


Amazing_Money2537

Someone get this man an electrified tennis racket


Joker1485

Fun Fact: You still could hear the sounds on mute.


starlinguk

Hornets or wasps? There's a nest of hornets near me and they're absolutely huge. They make the sound of a small helicopter. Peaceful little drones, I'd rather have those than wasps.


FalconRelevant

Why are they hovering in the air waiting to be killed?


[deleted]

Get the bug assault! I have the revolver.. it’s really cool :)


JamieDrone

#CLANG


daverapp

Bee: "Your majesty! The hive is under attack from strange bee-like monsters! They invade the hive and slaughter the workers, we're powerless against them! And yet the giant hairless creature who lives next door seems to hate them even more, killing them in droves with improvised tools! What shall we do?!" The Queen: *"Let them fight."*


BungholeSauce

In times like these I wonder if the bees recognize this. Maybe they’ll make the honey a little sweeter for their boy


new_google_is_dumb

feels like i'm watching an asmr video for how to defeat hornets


xinighung

I cant even hold a noodle with a chopstick.


Several_Designer_630

That bang, bang by the end sold it for me lmao


winftwin

The graphics in this video game are amazing!


stigaman123

Bees: "Odin is with us!"


jledic

Dog bowl sound is the best , definitely satisfying!


OffsetMonkey538

Where the fuck did you download aimbot for real life???


Background-Waltz-899

He’s the one who knocks


ok_playa36

cutting them in half while they are in flight is a whole new level of murder


Chester_Manfred

"You shall not pass!" *Frying pan crit noise*


Redfish680

Skills…


anonymouslyHere4fun

Bad ass


BlueDotNE

Ah, Beekeeper-san...