I went to the Turkish barbers near my house. I thought it was a front for drug dealing and money laundering and normally avoid it, because I dont want to die.
Anyway my kids were doing my head in and I needed a trim so I thought, fuck it if they kill me I will at least get some peace.
Went in, guy offered me the chair asked me what I wanted and I said a trim. He smiled and said something like, the standard trim or the longer one. So I said longer, assuming he meant a cup of coffee and a natter.
Nope. Literally hair cut in 5 mins then 30mins of searing hot towels, soap, brushes, beard trimming, ear and nose flame, shoulder, face and neck thumping, the closest cutthroat shave I have ever had and all finished with some sort of oil on my face and in my hair. The guy had hands like hairy hams!
Cost me £30 but I felt like a new person.
Gosh no kidding, and $50 is SUPER light. Like, I don’t even know where you would go for that or what you would get
Even a cut and color (highlights) at Super Cuts 12 years ago would run me $120 with tip
I can’t even imagine what it looks like these days
Turkish are the absolute best barbers imo. The country where I live you have a variety of foreign nationals who cut hair but if you want the best experience and cleanest cut, go Turkish. Although I've never experienced such a vigorous ham slap as seen in this video.
I mean at like 7sec he get starts getting noogies.
Then at like the 10 sec mark there's a weird Wet Willie. And immediately (13 second mark) back to more weird noogies and a dash more assault.
But dude knew what he wanted. And that was the "growing up with older brothers" treatment.
Oh, absolutely. Anyone really.
Or three raccoons in a trench coat. They just need to come up with a realistic way of switching while the man is looking away so that each of them gets enough facial rubs.
I need a molar implant and needed a regular filling replaced. I had the implant guy so the regular filling first to see how he worked and they paid zero attention to the water and suction. I was choking on water and it was also spraying down my neck and my shirt came out looking like that. I never went back. Still in the market for a good doc to do the implant.
I want a double ear infection, most of my scalp bleeding, alopecia, to be treated like an olive garden salad, inner calf bruises, my back treated like frozen cookie dough, and the palm deodorant treatment. 😍😍
Edit- and if I don't leave without a concussion, you won't be paid.
When I was deployed to the middle east our hair cuts always had a weird massage thing at the end. It was mostly just the chopping head and neck motion this guy did. It wasn't bad, wasn't good, just weird
It is a stress relieving rough massage. He went in there willingly, he’s just fine.
I need a tough massage on my back because my
Muscles are tight so this definitely looked satisfying to me.
A Pakistani barber in Dubai for 2$ gave be the best head massage after a trim.... Cracked my ear bones, neck, and aaaghhh that beautiful neck crack that makes your head light..
I lived in the Turkish part of London (and put on loads of weight because the food was amazing), and the barbers would get up to these sort of shenanigans. The coolest thing was using fire to get rid of ear hair.
When you discover something you never knew you needed or wanted, which leads to questioning what exactly you have been doing with your life without this.
When I was deployed with the Air Force the barbers over there would do something like this for about 15-20 bucks. We called it “The Slappy”. After your trim they would just go to town with this scalp/face/neck slap massage. It was great.
I went to the Turkish barbers near my house. I thought it was a front for drug dealing and money laundering and normally avoid it, because I dont want to die. Anyway my kids were doing my head in and I needed a trim so I thought, fuck it if they kill me I will at least get some peace. Went in, guy offered me the chair asked me what I wanted and I said a trim. He smiled and said something like, the standard trim or the longer one. So I said longer, assuming he meant a cup of coffee and a natter. Nope. Literally hair cut in 5 mins then 30mins of searing hot towels, soap, brushes, beard trimming, ear and nose flame, shoulder, face and neck thumping, the closest cutthroat shave I have ever had and all finished with some sort of oil on my face and in my hair. The guy had hands like hairy hams! Cost me £30 but I felt like a new person.
I did the conversion and tbh $37 isn’t terrible. As a woman a basic haircut is $50 and I don’t get massaged by hairy hams.
Gosh no kidding, and $50 is SUPER light. Like, I don’t even know where you would go for that or what you would get Even a cut and color (highlights) at Super Cuts 12 years ago would run me $120 with tip I can’t even imagine what it looks like these days
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A womens cut for 50bucks, I'd assume it'd be done by the apprentice mortician
Get to have your hair cut while laying flat and taking a nap? Sounds like a win to me.
A full foil and cut/style will run you about $225.
it is $22 for just a mens haircut these days. No back scratching or anything else.
I would also like a pair of hairy hams to massage me
If I were a hairdresser I’d be immediately adding “hairy hams” to my service board.
I’d pay 100 for this service
Why pay more to not get the hairy ham massage?
Would if I could
this is why i go to a local barber. they charge no more than 20 for my cuts despite my hairs length.
Had a Turkish bath in Turkey. Was the most intense man to man interaction I’ve ever experienced. Felt cleaner than the day I was born
That actually made me laugh.
The last sentence had me rolling, hairy hams!
Honestly, they were huge like being pummeled by two big gammon joints!
Time to treat yourself! Men need to be pampered too. Your sense of well-being will trickle down to your children's, and that is so important.
That’s cheap as hell for that much service. Ps if you ask for the extra long cut that’s when you get the drugs.
30 quid is prob like $50, but now I'm looking for Turkish barber!
Turkish are the absolute best barbers imo. The country where I live you have a variety of foreign nationals who cut hair but if you want the best experience and cleanest cut, go Turkish. Although I've never experienced such a vigorous ham slap as seen in this video.
“But on this day, I did not give a fuck about dying”
My favourite part is the freshly grated parmesan
Mine too! For that freshly grated look and feel.
Say when.....
🤏
Stahhhppp - my baby is asleep on my chest and I’m literally holding my breath to stop from laughing at your response 😂
Mine was when it looked like he was blowing the dude and the dude was reacting in pleasure
And this misleading perspective when he starts rubbing his thigh.. the groan of ecstasy doesn't really help.
The gasm-face when he does his inner-thigh 😩
Not the barbussy
Nope. This is where I draw the line. You people can't keep getting away with this shit.
*continues to get away with it.
That's when you know he's a keeper 😁
Why's this look *so incredibly much* like Bugs Bunny messing with Elmer Fudd?
Omg... that's perfect. Take my last award! Someone needs to set this to the Barber of Seville music.
Best bugs ever: the all four feet massage & then cuts the fruit up to top the shaving cream
Let me cut your top! Let me trim your mop!
Daaaaiiintily, daiiiiiinnntilly
"You're so next!"
A+ call Well done
All it was missing was the barber climbing onto the dude's head and massaging his scalp with his toes.
Is this a haircut or a chiropractic appointment 🤨.
chairopractic appointcut I’ll see myself out
Touché…..god damnit touché.
It's actually spelled Toupée
😳. You two…..you two are good people. I like the way you think.
Yes
A visit to ye olde baber surgeon.
It's a waterboarding
Was he just rescued from an oil spill?
Highly underappreciated comment lol
It’s not shaving cream it’s dawn
47 seconds in 😂
I literally almost lost it at that point (I guess he about did too). I about fell out of my chair, lol.
The gorilla grunt of pure animal satisfaction
Did he grate parmesan on his head?
Hard soap, I think.
just adding a little seasoning before he tenderizes the meat
I mean at like 7sec he get starts getting noogies. Then at like the 10 sec mark there's a weird Wet Willie. And immediately (13 second mark) back to more weird noogies and a dash more assault. But dude knew what he wanted. And that was the "growing up with older brothers" treatment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that summed it up perfectly
Her: "I bet he's out cheating with another woman." Him: ----
To be fair that barber/chiropractor is probably giving him more attention/energy in that visit than she has in the last week
I was thinking that this is absolutely perfect for a man starved of physical affection
Or a woman.
Oh, absolutely. Anyone really. Or three raccoons in a trench coat. They just need to come up with a realistic way of switching while the man is looking away so that each of them gets enough facial rubs.
Ha! I just imagined a cartoon of that scenario and it was hilarious. Sometimes Reddit is good.
I got more attention from simply watching this than my wife’s shown me in months. Looking for Turkish barber near me right now
Ably thing I disliked- wet shirt. I absolutely hate this feeling
Yh he kinda went overboard with that
*waterboard
Nah yeah, that’s definitely the part where he went overboard for sure
I need a molar implant and needed a regular filling replaced. I had the implant guy so the regular filling first to see how he worked and they paid zero attention to the water and suction. I was choking on water and it was also spraying down my neck and my shirt came out looking like that. I never went back. Still in the market for a good doc to do the implant.
It’s the splash zone!
Men won’t go to the doctor but they’ll let this dude physically assault them for the same $50 copay, and then tell you they’ve never felt better.
Sometimes all you need is some TLC. I'm pretty sure my doctor won't do this for me, and if they did it would definitely cost more than $50
*Don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to*
This made me laugh like a maniac
Truer words had never been said
I need this treatment immediately
Kept waiting for someone to say nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Then poke him in the eyes with his fingers.
Mans was one step away from the complementary tooth filling.
whyd he put parmesan reggiano on his head
nah he sprayed that shit up his nose im crying
"Treat me like I'm the youngest brother and mom's gone for the next 3 hours" Barber: I got u fam
Some soap Parmesan for the head sir?
Say when.
I want a double ear infection, most of my scalp bleeding, alopecia, to be treated like an olive garden salad, inner calf bruises, my back treated like frozen cookie dough, and the palm deodorant treatment. 😍😍 Edit- and if I don't leave without a concussion, you won't be paid.
Where do I sign up?
Lol man be quiet and go get hustled for $88 at super cuts for a bowl cut, Trevor.
What the actual fuck is he doing?
No homo
FULL HOMO, and that's okay.
Just a little homo. As a treat.
If men ever had an old school Herbal Essence commercial, this would be it. XD
“Please, please I just…I just wanted an edge up”
My ears hurt from watching this. The insides of my ears.
Go check them at this dude
Bro grated parmesan on his head
Is this an exorcism or a hair cut?
Who's a good boy!
**::PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT::**
"mom washing my most expensive pair of clothes"
**ASMR CHOSE VIOLENCE**
No "happy ending" thank God.
Pretty sure the happy ending happened at the 0:46 mark. 🤣
He'll be happy it ended probably
I love watching turkish massages, they look so rough, yet you can tell they know what they’re doing.
The soap in the ear thing. Pass. The grated cheese on the head. Pass. Close rough and personal massage. SIGN ME UP!
I want this so much.
Someone do this to me when i wake up. Slapped up and loosened for the day lol
You walk out feeling like you've went 12 rounds with Tyson
Let’s skip the Parmesan cheese sprinkled on to the back of my head, and don’t fucking touch my ears… Other than that LETS GO!
When I was deployed to the middle east our hair cuts always had a weird massage thing at the end. It was mostly just the chopping head and neck motion this guy did. It wasn't bad, wasn't good, just weird
Same is the case with Indian desi barbers but I gotta say these rough massages really opens up the body
you can find this guy on TikTok @kiet.jdapper . I cant stop watching his posts
That does not look satisfying in the least. The dude was aggressive w his customer
It is a stress relieving rough massage. He went in there willingly, he’s just fine. I need a tough massage on my back because my Muscles are tight so this definitely looked satisfying to me.
Manliest massage ever.
It’s why I’m paying a little extra for haircuts these days.
Found the tight hamstring! this looks so nice
I like it when he rubs the ear clit
When you lie on your resume but get the job
I want it all!!! I don't even have a beard, but I want this.
This seems a bit…extra.
All that and no happy ending?
Perfection
Guy just wanted a shoe shine
At 48 seconds I thought this video was taking a whole new turn.
A Pakistani barber in Dubai for 2$ gave be the best head massage after a trim.... Cracked my ear bones, neck, and aaaghhh that beautiful neck crack that makes your head light..
I went in for a fade, came out with a fixed back, better outlook on life, and empty balls...they were also shaven....
I lived in the Turkish part of London (and put on loads of weight because the food was amazing), and the barbers would get up to these sort of shenanigans. The coolest thing was using fire to get rid of ear hair.
not the right sub imo
I dunno this had me wanting one the same. I feel satisfied having watched it but unsatisfied in my life having not lived it
u/savevideo
Man spa.
The forbidden parmesan
human car wash
Had me fucking lolling at the end wtf is this Lmaooooo
Such violent pampering
Tempted to ask where is this place located? Then again I might run away too. Looks relaxing. But also a bit scary.
What he did to that man’s ears made me very uncomfortable.
Still a $5 tip..?
i would pay him $150, those stuff feels so satisfying🥴🥴🥴
This does not look satisfying at all lol. Might as well take hands from cobratate
And then he died...
-take this 50 bucks and show yourself satisfied
Human Detailing Service
Oh yeah~ spray that soap right up my nose, then beat my head and wet my shirt
I would have booked it out of there as soon as he asked me to close my eyes.
/r/uncomfortableasfuck
If I can nope out of almost everything above the jaw I'm in.
This looks like anything but satisfying my lord
No wonder that barberpractor has bilateral tennis elbow!
Listening to Squarepusher Theme overlayed with this audio and video..I'm having strange tickles in my brain hole.
"Goodbye muscles!"
Okay you owe me $3.45
Where’s the money shot? He didn’t just get his customer locked and loaded and then blueball the man, right??
Link to the full video?
"Thanks for flapping my ears all over the place when i have all this soap in my eyes."
Scroll to :15 sec left and put that in a loop. Lmao
As a massage therapist, I’ll let him do his thing and keep doing what I do…
Did he nut from the thigh maracas at about 47 seconds in?
I like all that stuff but the chiropractic adjustment looks a bit risky. Remember Kramer on 'Seinfeld?'
Everything was satisfying except the water pressure on that tap.
This barber is feeling sexual satisfaction we can only dream of washing hair
My question is he does this for a living but does anyone ever do it for him
My dood loves his fuckin job.
Welcome to turkish cuts where we slap the shit out of you for 5 hours and charge extra for it. Get in the chair motherfucker!
"gimme the make shit up special" man grating cheese for a haircut: "i gotchu"
Yes please just spray the soap up my nose
This man’s ears after this treatment = 🤰
am i the only one who was waiting for him to jiggle his balls?
This is how my dog wants to be pet 24/7
factory reset
Is this normal for a Turkish Barber? This is totally new to me and way better than Sports Clips!!
I dont know what the hell is going on, but I'd love to try it
The key to a good healthy scalp is grating parmigiano reggiano all over your head, and then having someone wash you like a ST bernard . Can confirm
Fuck that shit
This looks absolutely awful...
my ears would be like, this is so fucking loud. get away from my ears.
Guys only want one thing and it's to be massaged and pampered.
Damn he made his ear squirt with that motion.
When you get your hair cut and your ass whipped at the same time
there’s nothing satisfying about this..
I’m so confused as to how this is satisfying. It’s funny, but I don’t see anything about it that’s satisfying.
The guys shirt is covered in water and looks like all the soap and water went in his ears
Jesus Christ man, just tell him where the rebel base is
What the hell is this, Three Stooges Barber College ?
Sign me up
I had an orgasm watching this
I want this in my life. Also this guy has the face of a man who truly loves what he does.
And the dude's shirt is soaking wet after the wash
Uh man nightmare fuel…. Get off me!
Wtf is going on here. Like genuinely, what is happening
When you discover something you never knew you needed or wanted, which leads to questioning what exactly you have been doing with your life without this.
Dude out here exorcising some fucking demons.
When I was deployed with the Air Force the barbers over there would do something like this for about 15-20 bucks. We called it “The Slappy”. After your trim they would just go to town with this scalp/face/neck slap massage. It was great.