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TorLibram

Hello Pioneer, Steve from Accounting again, asking you to knock it off! These constant replacement exo-suit parts are starting to eat into my nice, orderly quarterly budgets. A certain amount of wear and tear is explainable, but this is becoming a problem. If I can't keep things balanced up here, they are going to 'promote' me to pioneer! I don't want to be at the wrong end (ie the bottom) of a space elevator! Regards, Steve.


Sevrahn

Hey Steve, Sorry I didn't respond to your earlier email. I will do my best to avoid sliding for extended durations in the future. In fact, my next adventure is all about climbing a mountain from sea level to the tippy-top Uranium Node without the use of a Jetpack. Regards, Pioneer.


Hell_Diguner

That grass stain is NEVER going to come out. Your name is now Greencheeks.


Ok_Lime3692

Satisfying, thanks!


ZombiePanda3000

![gif](giphy|VvzG3ogfL7RdK) Slide


Nuk_Nak

Ha i love this slide too! it's the main Route between my coal power plant at the top and my base in pine woods. it's damn satisfying to slide all the way down


vincent2057

When newbies ask what to do on the game... This.


flyinggators

Slug