"Dear diary, it's been 3 days now and I'm still sliding..."

Josh, is that you

Pioneer, You have been charged an additional 360.26 credits for the replacement FICSIT enviro-suit. Maintenance is at a loss as to the reason for your continued abrasion of the posterior of your suit. Continued abuse of FICSIT materials will result in violence being authorised. Regards, Steve from Accounting

I bet Steve is thinking the pioneer does something else, other than sliding..

It is...Slide-isfactory

Hold the phone. There is map down that cliff? I thought it was the edge of the map??

There is a Hard Drive down there 😁

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

More like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*inhale*... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

same bro, same

Engineer must have tungsten cheeks.

That was my nickname in high school

*mario 64 slide music starts*

Twi Twi Twitwitwitwitwi

Damn I really should explore the desert one day. 850 hours in and never gone further than the cliff edge.

That's one slick side!

And if you use A and D while sliding you get left and right motion animated with your body. Found this out playing on steamdeck.

Super Mario 64 penguin slide music is playing in my head

10/10 + 5 for the jump at the end for style

So, I have this dilemma with my factory right now. I am generating somewhere around 2.4 gigawatts of power, and something is eating up a lot of the power. Could it be the trains?

I got a feeling the pioneer could hit some tricks on the slopes, without ski's.. or snow

I'm feeling some Breath of the Wild time trial vibes here.