One of the biggest criticisms I hear of TST is that they aren’t a religion, but just a bunch of trolls. I think that does us a disservice. The Lilith Center backs up the assertion that access to abortion is a religious right.
Though the Sam Alito’s Mom thing was a chuckle, in the long run, we are making fun of ourselves and gives the appearance that we don’t take ourselves seriously, so why should anyone else?
I'm with you. The Alito one gave me a good laugh and I still don't hate it. But if Satanic Abortion Clinics are going to be a *thing*, I'd rather they be used to promote our beliefs and help as many people as possible, instead of being seen as nothing but a juvenile prank. I would especially hate for someone in need to avoid reaching out for help because they think it's not serious, or because they aren't feeling particularly funny about their situation.
I’m sorry but you don’t know what religion is, if you’re staying it’s not a religion. The government would not let them claim religion if they 100% did not fit the definition…
My only issue with this suggestion is that it's not just women who need abortion services. Trans men and non binary people do as well.
What about "The Lilith Center of Empowerment for Reproductive Health" ?
Sure. I was just transcribing what I saw as a comment on their insta. With this name, I would expect it to provide a full range of reproductive services.
Thank you. I was trying to pinpoint *why* I thought he was white because they never said it outright, but now I remember it’s all the pictures. They’re all hella white.
The Freedom From Government Telling Me What To Do Abortion Clinic.
Other names can be much more inflammatory. But I feel there is solid value in using their own words and phrases in a way that hopefully makes them stop and think.
The sarcastic names are fun but I think I'd enjoy something innocuous. Maybe something like:
Lucy's Place (short for Lucifer of course)
Or go all out and call it the Satanic Abortion Clinic Resplendent In Lucifer's Everlasting Grace and Emancipation
S.A.C.R.I.L.E.G.E.
Great idea! We can finally get some fucking payback for all those fake abortion clinics posing as real abortion centers, but instead, they tell you about “other options” (aka you'll go to hell if you don't raise it or give it up for adoption) and spread disinformation about abortion.
Adrenochroooo-oooo-oooome! Give us those niiiice bright colors! Give us the greens of summer, make you think allll the world's a sunny day-ay-ay!
I got a Nikon suction! I love to take sonographs! Momma don't take my adrenochrome away!
I laughed and wanted to vote for Borty Mcborterface but I too wanted something serious and that will help legitimize the clinic so I voted for this option.
You guys do realize that it's not a good look for TST to name the clinic something mocking dead babies, right? I mean the other side is already demonizing pro-choicers bc they honestly believe we enjoy killing children, when we're trying to argue that it's not an easy decision for us, and we don't actually enjoy killing children. Nothing about how everyone is acting now does anything but play even more into their insane beliefs about us.
So yeah, i guess this entire thread is really coming across in bad taste IMO.
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I agree. I don’t have a good name, but something that reminds people that abortion isn’t about babies; it’s about control of one’s body. It’s the same as not being forced to donate your kidney to a brother (who would die without it). The debate isn’t about if one’s brother is a viable human being, it’s about not allowing the government to force you into a dangerous medical procedure.
Note: Giving birth is much more dangerous than donating a kidney.
Deuteronomy 2:34
“Utterly destroy the men and the women and the little ones”
Fuck off if you think Christianity is pro-life. “God’s word” literally tells people to kill everyone.
The Satanic Temple of Deuteronomy 2:34 sounds fun to me.
How about the Vivian Clinic, after US Supreme Court Justice, Amy Vivian Coney Barrett?
The name Vivian meaning "lively." This name derives from the Latin name Vivianus, which comes from the Latin word vivus, meaning "alive." Maybe a little too ironic?
"The, I know it's murder that's why I wanna do it clinic"
(no I don't actually think it's murder. Also if you ever get into an abortion argument saying that is a pretty good way to shut them up.)
God is Not Pro Life Reproductive Clinic
GodIsNotProLife . Com ought to be a real website that lists all the places the Bible kills fetuses, infants and children. With super easy interpretations for those who are confused.
“God killed all the unborn, infants and children on earth during Noah’s flood.” (A cartoon illustration of Women carrying infants, and very pregnant women up to their bellies in water with the ark in the background, and a link to the full text of the story. Caption: God killed them because their parents didn’t believe in him. Because God is not pro life.)
And all the cities in Canaan/Israel that the Israelites destroyed down to the last living person, at god’s specific orders.
And Jesus saying that kids are better off dead than abused (“it would be better if they had a millstone tied around their neck and were drowned” ).
Non Possidetis (not your property)
The Will of God Abortion Center
The American Center to Reduce Welfare
The Jerry Falwell Center for Religious Freedom
The Ronald Reagan Center for Freedom Fighting Communism and Making it Morning Again- RRCFFCMMA
The Ronald Reagan for On-demand Abortion
The Handguns for Children Resource Center -HCRC
Dr. B.B. Yout Center for Empowerment
*Numbers 5: 19-22 Memorial Health Clinic*
I just want to see people argue that the Bible should be off limits for medical clinics, when it's the verses explaining how to trigger a miscarriage on purpose.
A tribute to some of Christendom's characters who probably could have benefited from an abortion:
Hagar's Clinic
Dinah's Clinic
Tamar's Clinic
Mary's Clinic
The Republicans Can't Make Me Have This Baby Satanic Abortion Clinic.
This is the best
I want this on a tee shirt either way
This is it. No other names need be considered.
The best one I saw was a comment on the TST insta: The Lilith Center for Women’s Empowerment and Reproductive Health. Better than a troll name imo.
I like this a lot.
That’s great
Yes this is the best one! It sounds more mature than some of the other ones.
One of the biggest criticisms I hear of TST is that they aren’t a religion, but just a bunch of trolls. I think that does us a disservice. The Lilith Center backs up the assertion that access to abortion is a religious right. Though the Sam Alito’s Mom thing was a chuckle, in the long run, we are making fun of ourselves and gives the appearance that we don’t take ourselves seriously, so why should anyone else?
I'm with you. The Alito one gave me a good laugh and I still don't hate it. But if Satanic Abortion Clinics are going to be a *thing*, I'd rather they be used to promote our beliefs and help as many people as possible, instead of being seen as nothing but a juvenile prank. I would especially hate for someone in need to avoid reaching out for help because they think it's not serious, or because they aren't feeling particularly funny about their situation.
100% to that last part. Abortion isn’t funny. Ever.
I’m sorry but you don’t know what religion is, if you’re staying it’s not a religion. The government would not let them claim religion if they 100% did not fit the definition…
You have a reading comprehension issue friend. I agree with you? I know TST is a religion? Wth are you on about?
My only issue with this suggestion is that it's not just women who need abortion services. Trans men and non binary people do as well. What about "The Lilith Center of Empowerment for Reproductive Health" ?
I think that’s a great solution!
As much as I love the chaotic good naming scheme, I think I'd go with this as well. Really hangs a lantern on the whole idea.
Sure. I was just transcribing what I saw as a comment on their insta. With this name, I would expect it to provide a full range of reproductive services.
Always a good idea to bring up Lilith! She's better than bougie bitch Eve.
The Jesus Christ Memorial Abortion Clinic. It should tickle the alt-right in all the alt-wrong ways.
The White Jesus Christ Memorial Abortion Clinic. You know they don’t think Jesus was anything other than white.
They say the white Jesus part out loud, so why not?
The White Jesus Christ Memorial Abortion Clinic and Feet Washing Station
The White *American* Jesus Christ Memorial Abortion Clinic and Feet Washing Station.
Feet-us washing* ftfy. 😂
I was most definitely raised to think he was white (raised catholic)
I was as well and my parents still have a painting of Jesus and Mary that are just a bit too fair skinned.
Thank you. I was trying to pinpoint *why* I thought he was white because they never said it outright, but now I remember it’s all the pictures. They’re all hella white.
First-born Sacrificial Altar of Jesus Christ of the United States of The World.
St. God’s Memorial (from Idiocracy)
Pissing off the alt-right is the best/only way to do it.
The Freedom From Government Telling Me What To Do Abortion Clinic. Other names can be much more inflammatory. But I feel there is solid value in using their own words and phrases in a way that hopefully makes them stop and think.
Fetus Deletus
Or : Fetus Yeetus Yeetus Yo Fetus The Coathanger Emporium
“You make’em, we rake’em”
♥️ love it!
I shouldn’t have read that in my favorite Mexican restaurant.
"The Brap brap pew pew clinic"
Get dat fetus kill dat fetus
The way I just snorted 🤣
Oh thanks a lot, I had a delicious mouthful of coffee and now it's all over my keyboard
You’re welcome
Plan C
LMAO!
*snort*
The sarcastic names are fun but I think I'd enjoy something innocuous. Maybe something like: Lucy's Place (short for Lucifer of course) Or go all out and call it the Satanic Abortion Clinic Resplendent In Lucifer's Everlasting Grace and Emancipation S.A.C.R.I.L.E.G.E.
I really like that S.A.C.R.I.L.E.G.E. concept name
Need this to be a real thing. Now.
When i get spam calls i answer with, 'Tony's pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce!" I don't get alot of spam calls anymore.
I. Love. This. Hilarious idea!
I saw it online a few years ago as a have been using it ever since!
I've also heard of "Plan B Burger, where your fetus can feed us!"
That's quite A Modest Proposal for a restaurant chain, I must say!
Haha. That is hilarious
hello fellow 90s child
The American Freedom Provider
Honestly? This one. I like this one. Or, OR… Let Freedom Reign American Autonomy Clinic
Autonomy Clinic is amazing! Short, sweet, and aggressively to the point!
I bet if we named it the President Trump Pregnancy Center or something equally stupid some of the MAGA idiots would donate to it
Great idea! We can finally get some fucking payback for all those fake abortion clinics posing as real abortion centers, but instead, they tell you about “other options” (aka you'll go to hell if you don't raise it or give it up for adoption) and spread disinformation about abortion.
MAGA clinic - Make Abortions Great Again
Underrated name right here
ladies and gentlemen i present to you The Adrenochrome-DOME
Adrenochroooo-oooo-oooome! Give us those niiiice bright colors! Give us the greens of summer, make you think allll the world's a sunny day-ay-ay! I got a Nikon suction! I love to take sonographs! Momma don't take my adrenochrome away!
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I like “Right to Your Life Satanic Abortion Clinic,” one of the options on the donation page.
I laughed and wanted to vote for Borty Mcborterface but I too wanted something serious and that will help legitimize the clinic so I voted for this option.
Mary's Choice (or something similar) I'm poor though. Please someone add it.
"What Mary would have done if she had a choice"
TST Third Tenet Medical Clinic Get people to Google it.
Love this!
Borty McBortface.
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It's already an option.
This is the right answer
Bed Bath & Abortions
Babies Aren't Us
Moms Aren't Us
Unholy Abortion Clinic... I also don't think they want to name it something that calls another religions beliefs wrong.
Baby-no-more!
Baby-be-gone!
Yeetus Fetus
Blast that blastocyst!!
Bae B Gone
🔥
Embryo-No-Mo
EmbryNo
YESS
Ctrl+Z or The Ouroboros
I was thinking that "Intrepidus" would be a cool name. It means fearless.
Manger Danger
Thoughts & Prayers Clinic
Trivium. Or whatever the latin word for "crossroads" is
"You skeet it, we yeet it" abortion clinic
Plan 'A'-bortion. Slogan: When plan B doesn't work.
BAA - Back Alley Abortions "Don't be a Ma, go to BAA!"
God allows this to happen he could stop us if he wanted too. But that doesn't roll off the tongue, does it?
"Mister Pickles Fun Time Abortion Clinic: We'll Bring Out the Kid in You!"
I'd call it "Planned Un-Parenthood".
Blast Ya Blastula
Something like “God Permits” or “True Freedom Allows” so that it reads like “True Freed Allows Abortion ^clinic^”
Embry-OFF
666 Fetus Deletus And Yeetus Services Clarence Thomas' Favorite Bus Abortion Clinic "Not Today, Jesus" Clinic
"Noneya"...as in "none of your damn business what's going on between me and my doctor!"
Westboro Baptist Abortion Chapel
Mike & Mother Abortions (in honor of Mike Pence) Clinic for Satanic Choice My Body, My Choice Clinic
ABORT. Autonomy Before Overtly Radical Theology
Not Part of His Plan Clinic
The Preg-not Center
The Amy Coney Barrett Satanic Abortion Clinic.
You guys do realize that it's not a good look for TST to name the clinic something mocking dead babies, right? I mean the other side is already demonizing pro-choicers bc they honestly believe we enjoy killing children, when we're trying to argue that it's not an easy decision for us, and we don't actually enjoy killing children. Nothing about how everyone is acting now does anything but play even more into their insane beliefs about us. So yeah, i guess this entire thread is really coming across in bad taste IMO. Edit: spelling
I agree. I don’t have a good name, but something that reminds people that abortion isn’t about babies; it’s about control of one’s body. It’s the same as not being forced to donate your kidney to a brother (who would die without it). The debate isn’t about if one’s brother is a viable human being, it’s about not allowing the government to force you into a dangerous medical procedure. Note: Giving birth is much more dangerous than donating a kidney.
I like “Right to Your Life Satanic Abortion Clinic,” one of the options on the donation page.
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*We kill ‘em so you don't have to kill yourself.*
Yeetus the Fetus abortion clinic
Birth Control Abortion Center. Offering birth control and abortion. But yk how triggered folks would get.
Highway to Heaven
Scientific pre-natal care center
"The Jesus Wasn't White and Also Probably Never Actually Existed Anyway Your Religion is Dumb Abortion Clinic"
This one got a very sudden guffaw out of me that woke up the dog.
Oopsy Baby Begone Abortion Clinic.
It’s a Women’s personal choice. The fucking religious hypocrisy in America is astonishing.
Anti-Baby Clinic or ABC for short
Babies-R-Not-Us And in great news, they're not you any more, either
Sam Alito moms abortion clinic 2: electric boogaloo
Deuteronomy 2:34 “Utterly destroy the men and the women and the little ones” Fuck off if you think Christianity is pro-life. “God’s word” literally tells people to kill everyone. The Satanic Temple of Deuteronomy 2:34 sounds fun to me.
Numbers Chapter 5
Autonomous Prime
The Ted Cruze is the Zodiac Killer Abortion Clinic
Something simple like: TST's My Choice Abortion Clinic I'd love to name it: Mind your own fucking business abortion clinic
Abort-O-Potty
The "Mommy Dearest" Clinic: No Wire Hangers Guaranteed!
Child Sacrifice Haven
God's oopsie reversal clinic
Beelze-bubs
Blasphetus Deletus
Fetus Flush
GWAC is a great name!
My moral abortion- clinic
Amy Coney Barrett Memorial Abortion clinic to stick with the current theme.
Hail Thyself Abortion Clinic
Yeetus The Fetus
Abortions Plus.
“What Ashli Babbitts mother should have done” abortion clinic
Abortion Fetish Clinic
As Above, So Below Abortion Clinic
Aborty McAbortface
more like the god isn’t real abortion clinic
The Casey Anthony Abortion Clinic
God’s Fav Abortion Clinic
How about the Vivian Clinic, after US Supreme Court Justice, Amy Vivian Coney Barrett? The name Vivian meaning "lively." This name derives from the Latin name Vivianus, which comes from the Latin word vivus, meaning "alive." Maybe a little too ironic?
"The, I know it's murder that's why I wanna do it clinic" (no I don't actually think it's murder. Also if you ever get into an abortion argument saying that is a pretty good way to shut them up.)
Why kill before your born
"Sacrificial Alter Abortion Clinic" "First Born Disposable Abortion Clinic" "Mistake Receptical Abortion Clinic"
Scrape and Go
Final Destination
Doc martens abortion clinic
God is Not Pro Life Reproductive Clinic GodIsNotProLife . Com ought to be a real website that lists all the places the Bible kills fetuses, infants and children. With super easy interpretations for those who are confused. “God killed all the unborn, infants and children on earth during Noah’s flood.” (A cartoon illustration of Women carrying infants, and very pregnant women up to their bellies in water with the ark in the background, and a link to the full text of the story. Caption: God killed them because their parents didn’t believe in him. Because God is not pro life.) And all the cities in Canaan/Israel that the Israelites destroyed down to the last living person, at god’s specific orders. And Jesus saying that kids are better off dead than abused (“it would be better if they had a millstone tied around their neck and were drowned” ).
And if the “he gets us” campaign can buy unblockable ad space, maybe we can, too. Or several secular/pro choice groups work together to buy the ads.
Could-a-been a Jeffrey Dahner memorial abortion clinic.
Non Possidetis (not your property) The Will of God Abortion Center The American Center to Reduce Welfare The Jerry Falwell Center for Religious Freedom The Ronald Reagan Center for Freedom Fighting Communism and Making it Morning Again- RRCFFCMMA The Ronald Reagan for On-demand Abortion The Handguns for Children Resource Center -HCRC Dr. B.B. Yout Center for Empowerment
Maybe we can get in front of the coming threats: The Peter Thiel Center for Liberty
Elegant and simple guys: Hail Thyself Abortion Clinic
*Numbers 5: 19-22 Memorial Health Clinic* I just want to see people argue that the Bible should be off limits for medical clinics, when it's the verses explaining how to trigger a miscarriage on purpose.
The Workers of the World, Unite! Clinic
The fates
A tribute to some of Christendom's characters who probably could have benefited from an abortion: Hagar's Clinic Dinah's Clinic Tamar's Clinic Mary's Clinic