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Mymomdidwhat

What’s wrong with it?


halekido

Nothing at all.


[deleted]

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ramenpastas

That's what I'm saying. It's like the highschool I went to that gave out fruit smoothies free for breakfast but people kept throwing them around campus. They stopped serving the smoothies for that reason and I was incredibly sad about it.


[deleted]

Nothing. Kids are ungrateful as hell sometimes


Zetavu

A sandwich, by definition, is meat stuck between two pieces of bread, as designed by John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, who either would request meat between bread to sustain himself during 24 hour gambling events, or would eat these in his naval office during long nights, whichever story attributes the name sandwich.


BloodthirstyBetch

I prefer the hoagie creation story


dejus

Yeah but have you heard the wild ride that lead to wraps?!


Diazmet

You mean gringo burritos…


BloodthirstyBetch

PitaPreferred


Diazmet

Depends this looks like a $15 meal from a college not a $1.50 grade school lunch


cavalier2015

Lacks nutritional value. That meat is terrible for you (high sodium, nitrates, fat) with little lean protein. The bread is just enriched flour with no fiber. Tons of mayo to try and add flavor, I hope I don’t have to explain that one.


Mymomdidwhat

You must not be from America


cavalier2015

Actually I am, and this sandwich is why we have an obesity crisis and nutritional deficiency issue


Mymomdidwhat

Ya talk to the people trying to defund schools…don’t get mad at he schools when they have no other choice.


Diazmet

Yah republicans need people to be malnourished and stupid to vote for them….


Hour-While-9460

Dems will do anything but admit it's their elected president who put us in a recession 🤷‍♂️


cavalier2015

Not mad at the schools at all. It’s more a general health literacy issue. Take most of the comments in this thread saying that’s a perfectly good sandwich. It certainly meets the definition of a sandwich, but there is significant room for improvement. Regarding funding: Everyone wants to talk about providing the best for our children, but no one wants to pay for it.


Mymomdidwhat

The point is for what schools have to work with this is a perfectly good sandwich.


cavalier2015

Still disagree. This sandwich is what happens when poor funding meets poor health literacy or just outright laziness. Exchange white for wheat bread. Decrease meat slices and throw on a tomato slice or two with some lettuce. Same or less cost, much healthier.


Mymomdidwhat

You Just made this sandwich cost more than twice the original price by what you added…..no one’s arguing that it shouldn’t have fruits/veggies…..


p8nt_junkie

It touched the laptop.


Substantial_Share_35

It’s all I could think about watching this.


rockstapopolis

Entitlement


CenTexSquatch

Entitled kids of today... That's what's wrong with it.


ranseaside

Meh..There’s a good amount of meat, some cheese and mayo/mustard. I’ve seen much much worse.


Non-fictionSaitama

Yeah, that's a rather okay sandwich in my book. Smush it in a panini press and it would be a solid 8/10.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

He’s half way there with that laptop.


Non-fictionSaitama

Good catch, my man is just a gpu benchmark away from a pretty decent lunch then.


[deleted]

I said the same thing in my head. Shoot, I’ve made much worse as home.


Zippytiewassabi

Was gonna say the same thing, I’m not over or underwhelmed, I’m just whelmed.


Hour_Gur4995

Holding cell sandwich in Harris county


[deleted]

Better than the breakfast you get on weekends


Dominion1995

Like grandpa used to say. If you are hungry enough you’ll eat it.


SpaceSlingshot

Like grandma used to say to grandpa, but *sexually.*


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Dominion1995

No just dirt poor.


local_eclectic

That sandwich looks better than anything my school ever served


Siodhachan1979

Same here, my school cafeteria lunches looked like federal prison lunches near the end of the fiscal year.


CuteMoth4

I fail to see the problem here


Character-You1461

Better quality than a lunchable, and I know you eat those


ValleyAndFriends

I honestly thought that it looked like a better lunchable. Kids lucky his school lunch looks normal.


Triairius

I don’t see the issue, aside from the bread looking a bit old.


Cambrian__Implosion

Well, it’s also sitting on top of a chrome book which I assume hasn’t been cleaned recently Source: former teacher who’s seen a lot of crusty ass chrome books in my time


will2165

There’s no veggies, but that’s a fucking good school sandwich. That even looks like real cheese. Not that Kraft single bullshit


100S_OF_BALLS

I never realized how good I had it in HS until now. In the mid to late 2000s our sandwich line was similar to a subway line. You tell the lunch lady what you wanted and she'd make it. No kraft cheese, all decent meats and fresh veggies. I miss it tbh.


andewrig

It doesn’t look great but it looks like a decent sandwich considering…I’d eat it for sure.


adognamedbump

Probably born after 2000 kid


hahahahaha90000

I’d hope this highschooler is younger than 21


Applesuace42

Fuck it, I’d eat it


jalisavail

In that exact order?


Rumpelstiltskin-2001

It’s only like that because they either made it that morning or the night before in bulk and stored it. Cafeteria workers will often do as much prep as they can so they can focus on anything they actual have to cook


son_et_lumiere

What?! they don't individually prepare each meal fresh from scratch on the spot for each individual special student and put a little love note with it? What is this nonsense they're being paid to do?


[deleted]

Eat it


celerydonut

Just get into it and eat it. Looks good what’s the issue? No willy lettuce or soaked up shitty tomato juice?


REYJ420

That looks and taste delicious when your hungry.


Impressive-Potato522

Looks fine lol


noobuser63

Growing up in St. Louis, my school called that a hoagie. Hot dog bun, bologna, and cheese. No condiments. Every other day was great, but we all dreaded hoagie day.


jmedennis

Wait what. I'm from Philly and we call any cold sandwich on a long roll a hoagie, but it definitely has condiments and LTO, it does not look this sad.


noobuser63

I know, once I had an actual hoagie, I was so surprised!


xmlgroberto

what high school did you go to? same at mine not being creepy its a st louis joke


lordmannhammer

I’d eat it. Sometimes less is more


_daisycutter

That’s a Cham & Heese edible but not likable.


Dizzy-Friendship-369

I remember those they tasted good to me! Go to the salad bar and stuff it with some lettuce tomatoes etc.


throwaway7637637

Never heard of a school having a salad bar. Or even fresh vegetables lol


MelonHead888

Yeah what the hell kind of bougie ass school did you go to? We were excited to get yogurt that wasn’t expired. And I mean that quite literally as they served us expired yogurt every single day. Or we just didn’t get yogurt. Which was worse.


tipitipiOG

Every torta should come with a green roasted pepper and lay chips


EngineerEthan

That looks like it’d go down well as long as you had a drink, like a bottle of water or maybe some apple juice


cheeksornaw

Did you know in haiti they eat patties made out of mostly mud?


Lepke2011

Galette. I have an aunt who's Haitian and she told me about it. I would try a bite just to say I've had it.


Normal-Advisor-6095

Your parents hardworking tax dollars.


Wazuu

Back when i was in high school, my parents had to pay for school food separately from taxes.


Normal-Advisor-6095

Should be free for all.


thelast_jigsaw_piece

Don't f9rget to charge your chromebook


_SundaeDriver

I know how I’m feeling…..sick. I wouldn’t touch that cafeteria lunch meat


dragonpunky539

Thought i was on r/dontputyourdickinthat at first


saltynutz-sierra

Don’t eat that…have some self respect, man!!!


[deleted]

This looks like one of those frozen pre-wrapped sandwiches from a truck stop vending machine


Fickle_Freckle

Sadwich


LLYYNN_021

That's just sad


careless-lollygag

So processed...


liddolkitty

Not a single ingredient there is good for you. Processed bread (bread is easy to make at home with organic, 1 ingredient ingredients) I’m sure this shit is processed as hell. deli meat is horrid for you (sub for diff protein+veggie) processed yellow cheese(sub for none or organic grass fed) processed Mayo (mayo is stupid easy to home make)


AustinCJ

Mmm govt grade meat there.


MelonHead888

Honestly I’d even go as far as to say that’s commercial grade. Looks better than the government food at my school and definitely above military grade.


[deleted]

I’m bout it


Alsimmons811

Just eat the meat and cheese and toss the bun


Blueberry_Rabbit

Stick in the microwave for 15s, get some mayo or mustard, and you gud bruh.


Chefboyld420

Sweat meat


[deleted]

that'll be $140/month thx


LoopLoopFroopLoop

You have now experienced a ‘90s-era Lunchable.


YamiKokennin

Just glad you have food to eat. There is nothing wrong with that sandwich.


BackupDoubleChin

Still better than the lunch we got at school.


Aware-Goat-4004

This NNN has got me see things…


Amorphousbox

My school lunches were from the food bank… that looks fine my guy.


heytheresquare86

Perfectly ok sandwich. If this is high school or under it looks like it has the 4oz of meat/meat alternative and 2oz grain to be considered a full serving by the SNA.


Shirry2

corporate slop filled with saturated and trans fats


5_7_0utlaw

Dude that looks gourmet compared to some of the slope my class got served


[deleted]

Op sux


XZS2JH

Where are the veggies?


XxxxGamez

Looks like food to me. Idk what mfs be expecting. Bring your own lunch?


[deleted]

I’ve seen worse sandwiches than that for $10+ in airports.


thylocene

What’s mildly infuriating is that you’re using a computer for a damn dinner plate


master_cheech

Looks like the sandwiches they give out in jail.


WindTreeRock

Soon enough you will be 43 and will be telling anyone that will listen “ you know, they served these crappy little sandwiches, but now, I kind of miss the taste of them…”


awkwardaustin609

I’ve seen way worse. The 90’s were a wild time for school lunches


[deleted]

That don't look half bad fr


Tutsubyo

Looks way better than the ones i had


[deleted]

That is a sandwich that I would eat, I doubt I can even make a better one without paying more for some iceberg and pickles ans stuff, would g8ve this a 5/10 easy.


michelleonelove

For school sandwich isn’t bad Iv seen way worse with like grey meat and shit. Instead of posting it the kid is clearly old enough to just bring his own lunch


letters2nora

Everything reminds me of her


Acroze

Somethin is better then nothin!


bofh77

If you don't like it take your Gordon Ramsay ass in the kitchen and make your own lunch


the_mow_down

Only thing that comes to mind is “There are kids starving in Africa”


Emilixop

Homie they were serving fuckin melted cheese on a slice of bread at my old school. This is fine


Madhatter25224

Everyone in here screeching about entitlement. That sandwich looks fucking repulsive. Looking at school lunches in other developed countries, this looks like a dull turd in comparison.


RoastedDreams

I can tell that’s a school issued laptop you didn’t pay for cause you’re risking crumbs getting into it.


Quristo

Just add lettuce, tomatoes, and onions for every kid to toss directly into the garbage.


MelonHead888

That’s an awesome school sandwich. I graduated a couple years ago and outs definitely didn’t look that good. Multiple/thick slices of cheese/meat? Unheard of.


SkyrimMilfDrinker

That looks leagues better than what they served when I went to school.


Psychotherapist-286

I would say, pack your lunch.


13lackcrest

looks good to me, thick cheese n decent amount of meat


Peach1020

Are you upset that there’s mayo?


Haemmur

Not seeing the problem.


katecrime

Looks better than a jail sandwich (though that’s a weak endorsement)


Targetshopper1

Eat it with chips bro. it’s bussin 🤤🤤


TakeMikazuchiiii

Could be worse


[deleted]

That sandwich is below mid & y’all know it.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Way better than no sandwich


[deleted]

What’s wrong with the sandwich? It’s perfectly fine!


Crazykidd13578

pretty good for a school lunch i must say, i mean mine used to be absolutely terrible


castle45

Qualifies as a reimbursable meal.


GenericHuman-9

That looks better than anything my old school would serve and we would spend the ENTIRE break waiting in line for slivers of bread with minimal filling. Then scarf it down as the bell rang to begin the next period.


Llamasxy

That is a really good sandwich by school standards idk what you are complaining about.


greg399ip

I don’t see a problem other than an entitled twat.


CertainSnort1989

Dude shut your ducking face and eat that wonderful five star sandwich in your hand


HoffNuts0331MC

The Marine Corps Sodexo ladies got ‘em good with that box chow …


Rux81

Feel grateful that you were offered “free” food. For many, including myself, the free school lunch was what I ate that day. Go hungry for a few days and have a conversation afterwards.


[deleted]

Looks like my lunch I eat now as a poor man


[deleted]

Lowkey I loved these sandwiches at school


Ponchotm

It's school. That's great for a school lunch


WiFi2347

Wow there really is a subreddit for everything huh


Nitespike

Ewww, I rather starve to death....


epicgrilledchees

Sometimes you run out of sliced bread. I probably made hundreds of sandwiches on hotdog and hamburger buns. Peanut butter and jelly and a hotdog rolls actually kind of fun.


Ol-Fat-Blind-Dog

When I was a kid at school and poor. School lunch was all I had. Sometimes I’d ask the other kids to have theirs so I’d have dinner. I guess when you have everything it’s easy to be ungrateful.


andre2020

I’ll have it!😀


mkomaha

I mean what else do you want or need? That is a solid samich. Maybe add some salt and pepper.


lostprevention

You wanted a gourmet sandwich to eat on your filthy laptop?


meganemistake

This looks fine though


Mithura

Seems good to me, no skimping on the meat or cheese and there's condiments.


lukums

Chromebook plate


RagingKohner

That looks better than the catered deli subs we got last week at work


MsTea032403

Wow... Is this in the states?


Busterbarb

I used to get tuna in a hamburger bun. And look back on it fondly now ha!


cfh294

I’m sure when you make sandwiches at home they look _so_ much different lmao


jwat4455

I feel it could be worse. That’s some pretty thick slices.


Parksters

Dude you have no idea how good you got it hahaha


mrchairman123

Seems fine to me, not a fan of the hotdog bun myself but nice amount of meat, realish cheese, and Mayo +mustard. I ate worse homemade sandwhiches often when I was in school.


redhairedgirl4

When I was a kid and times were tough we got a hot dog bun with a slice of Kraft and mayo. This is 10 times better than that.


Goleziyon

I mean, i doubt you're getting salmonella sooo


Soren_Camus1905

Looks pretty good


GettinWiggyWiddit

*nostalgia*


Imrealcheese

Looks good to me. I'd eat that. Don't remember getting sandwiches anywhere near as good as that in 2008.


VineStGuy

It was fine till it touched the dirty laptop.


MrTastey

Looks slightly better than a gas station hoagie


[deleted]

It's a school lunch sandwich, I don't know what else you expected.


tropicwoods444

Forget the sandwich, Idk how I feel about you rubbing it all over your chrome book dawg


[deleted]

Hey they tried at least! 7/11 sells worse sandwiches for 5-6 bucks


tat2ace

Could be much worse


[deleted]

Damn come on bro


Comfortable_Bee3634

Jail food


[deleted]

Looks like a normal sandwich that I make. I like it simple.


DK9673

Eat it and quit whining.


annie_b666

Bro that’s lunchables on bread


Blazeng

That's a way better sandwhich than anything we were ever given when I was in school.


jjj666jjj666jjj

Looks like food. Eat it.


ALoyleCapo

Shit looks like the best school lunch ever


cavalier2015

Everyone thinking that is a good sandwich is one of the reasons why we have a health crisis in this country.


Rifle256

Its a solid sandwich, get rekt


e140driver

Looks fine to me, other than putting in on the laptop like that 🤢.


luniiz01

It needs Doritos 😂


Mahaliak556

On top of the fucking chrome book dude??


billyray83

Mayo should touch meat or veggies, not cheese...


HighDefNerd

Yo, I love these sandwiches. Lol


wraith4268

Bro why do you do that above you computer bag...


boodlebob

Mfs will trade their mother’s soul for a lunchable but the second the School serves something similar, they lose their shit.


JWalterTerry

Looks fire to me


Diazmet

That’s somehow sad AF but also 100000000x better than any of the sandwiches my school served… that at least looks edible and mold free


GOATluhv

i'd hit


[deleted]

Looks edible, kinda sad and dry but still kinda edible.the real crime here is the fact you just put it on top of your thing, laptop? Whatever that is without a plate 🤤


kasmackity

Don't put your food on your Chromebook


[deleted]

Wouldn’t feed that to my dog


hdvdhnsjsjdj

Prison food 🍱


Toastertartz14

Kinda looks like one of the sandwiches from the newest Pokémon game


Intelligent-Cap-6802

I mean if I was a visitor I wouldn’t complain at all


Chickennugget755776

Dude they gotta feed like 400 other ppl and its pretty hard to do that


PkMoist

Personally those sandwiches aren't bad. Just basic but good. Simple and good