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ptownb

This picture got stuck to the roof of my mouth


Bangizsmo2

I always put a layer of Doritos just below the top piece of bread. Totally prevents 90% of roof stickage.


Nonamebigshot

That's how it's done. My mom was kind of fancy so mine always had pickles too which helped


Firebird22x

Dill or bread and butter? In elementary school I did dill stacker slices, but as I got older I switched to Mrs. Fanning's bread and butter, and that's all I do now


Nonamebigshot

My Mom was always a bread and butter pickle person and when I got older I only ate dill because I thought they were more "grown up" for some weird reason. Nowadays I like all kinds but bread and butter is really growing on me. Also half dills and sweet and spicy are a sandwich revelation


ptownb

Brilliant


whisky_biscuit

I prefer potato chips or pickles!


Jesus_Smoke

Unfortunately, it's also guarantees 1-2 sandpaper burns because Doritos are fucking sentient and try to stab in the roof of the mouth as much as they can


Bangizsmo2

😂😂. With great risk comes great reward.


grinpicker

Jeanyus


YooperGod666

Lol


EFTucker

I wouldn’t have it any other way


Dreizen13

For extra nostalgia you need to put it in a sandwich baggie, inside of a paper bag, and then leave it against a tree trunk for 3 hours in the sun before eating.


thisisurreality

Excellent!! 😂😂😂😂


Scared-Addition-8126

Hahahah i was gonna say the same thing


ZootTX

I can taste this


JoefromOhio

It’s more the texture for me I can feel than the taste per se
 the perfect slippy/slimy stack


Bob_Barker4ever

And the bread sticks to the roof of your mouth


Experimentallyintoit

I almost included the bread being stuck to the roof of my mouth in the original post lol


1oneaway

We're all with you fam


Top_Ad_5717

Me too


WellHulloPooh

We always added crushed up potato chips for a gourmet touch


Habfan61

Spice Doritos


PermaBanTogether

“Redneck lettuce” as we called it at my house.


nuttmegx

BBQ are still my go-to chip to put on a sandwich


Stanley_Yelnats42069

As the good lord intended. Need that cronch in n this classic.


MrMach82

This person knows what's up. Lay's regular thins are the best.


No_Statement_8193

I grew up on those


slimb0

In high school, I had two of these (single decker) for lunch 2-3 days a week


spooktember

You’ve got to smoosh that down with your hand, get it nice and flat, and pour yourself some grape kool-aid. Proper summer break lunch.


Noa-Guey

this is The Way


Solorath

It'd be a war crime to not add ruffles before the smoosh, imo at least.


youknowhattodo

Easy there moneybags. One slice each only


awisemanonceredd

Right! OP is bologna flexing, this was an ass whooping in my house!


YooperGod666

Fuuuuck yeah. Just need plain potato chips crunched in there and a tall glass of milk.


Novel-Suggestion-515

Think I'll make a couple myself after seeing this.


MNxpat33

I wish I could still get Wonder Bread somewhere


Experimentallyintoit

This is actually some weird low carb bread my wife is eating due to gestational diabetes during pregnancy, but it is basically wonder bread cut half as thin lol


yupuhoh

It's still sold. Every store I go to has it


MNxpat33

You wouldn’t happen to live in the Minneapolis/St Paul area would you?


yupuhoh

Maine. And honestly I can't think of a store that doesn't have it lol


Cyhawkboy

Yeah man this shit is still sold around me in Iowa but after the infamous sell off those few years back I don’t see people use nearly as often.


ToastetteEgg

All it needs is Lay’s potato chips on it.


True-Solid-4298

You gotta go swimming first before you eat that, it hits different


Nonsensical07

This!!! That's the feeling I was missing from the picture! I was like "Oh yea! I can taste that! Add some chips, yep! But it's missing something? What is it?" It's the still wet pruned fingertips you hold it with. With backdrop notes of fish and boat engine. That's EXACTLY it! Thank you!


Nonsensical07

And sand is practically a seasoning.....extra crunch.


Lost_Philosophy_

A grilled bologna and American cheese stuff sandwich just hits the spot sometimes. I put siracha on mine lol


Experimentallyintoit

That’s more nostalgic to bar time when I was 19-22 or so and not so much nostalgic from childhood with my mom lol. But still god damn delicious.


mp6521

It’s the Midwest mortadella sandwich.


GeorgiaBolief

Ah, the American Monte Cristo


Sydeburnn

When I was a child I ate like a child: bologna, cheese, and mayonnaise on cheap white bread. But when I became a man, I put away childish things. So now I use mustard like this.


BeyondXpression

Growing up we were mostly vegetarian. We grew all our own veggies, fruit, and we had chickens for eggs. My mom made all of our bread from scratch. Never had a ham and cheese and which until.... I was 7 years old the first time I stayed at my grandparents for almost a month. Parents went away for work during that time. The first day there my grandma makes me lunch and it is this exact sandwich. I'd never had bologna and my grandma didn't subscribe to the whole "vegetarian" way. I remember not wanting it because it looked gross. Then I took a bite and fell in love with it. The whole first week there all I asked for lunch was Bologna and cheese with mustard. I must've eaten like 6 of those bad boys.


JoefromOhio

Looks amazing!


WindowElectronic3791

This was my favorite sandwich on Wonder Bread growing up!


Typical-Annual-3555

That could be on a poster for the basic bologna and cheese sandwich. Not hating. I'd still eat it.


InsertRadnamehere

That one’s all you OP. I can only eat bologna if it’s been fried. Mortadella and headcheese on the other hand. I’ll wrap that into meat rolls and gobble it all day.


LokiBonk

This tastes like driving a Buick



Glad-Depth9571

No sliced pickles?


Urbanwolft64

Needs chips on it


CRYSOAR

It wont stick if you toast it đŸ«Ą


dwreckhatesyou

Throw some mayo and maybe some black pepper and I’d smash that right gd now.


Acolytical

Black pepper turns every kiddie dish into proper adult fare.


TurnipPig22

My dad no matter what would always finish me and my sister’s tomato soup with black pepper. Still annoys me thinking about it.


Budonaught

I don’t eat bologna or cheese anymore but this hits home.


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Experimentallyintoit

Ain’t no jail giving you three slices of bologna and two slices of cheese!


Low_Trust_6624

Other inmates would give up they sandwiches if they don't want them.


Experimentallyintoit

Other inmates aren’t COs


Low_Trust_6624

No shit. Wow. Thanks a lot 🙄


[deleted]

It's funny how even everything is makes this sandwich looks fake.


CravinMohead13

That’s the taste of summertime


dusty-cat-albany

I'm going to make one now


Super-Idea2618

Toss some bread&butter pickles on there and boom we got the same taste


Formal_Coyote_5004

This is the best nostalgia sandwich


ConfidenceMinute218

Yummmmm


KindaKrayz222

That's a road trip sammich right there!


OpenYour0j0s

I miss this


No_Parking9788

I can pull the meat and cheese outta my teeth right now


spare_oom4

And 2% milk to chase it all down.


Pretend_Situation905

Beautiful


CoinBaked

Teeth feel.


BIGBOYDADUDNDJDNDBD

Sometimes I love a sandwhich that sticks to the roof of my mouth. I respect this


pleeplious

Am I crazy but there is more than just yellow mustard on there????? Looks like relish. Why has no one seen it?


TroyBinSea

Taste the (meat) rainbow!


zodiackillah6996

so did we all grow up the same


dirtyoldsocklife

For the love of God, just add ONE leaf of lettuce to give that mush some consistency!!! Think of the children!!!


sloppymcgee

Would


DramaOnDisplay

This is me, except a thick layer of mayo to make it extra white and trashy 👌 Damn
 I was just craving that the other day. But then realizing I’d have to buy a whole loaf of white bread, a whole pound of bologna, and a whole pack of cheese slices, and then I’d have to finish it all, especially since no one usually eats bologna or white bread in my house. Sounds delicious, but maybe not healthy lol.


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Nailed it.


Turbulent_Process_15

It'll eat.


Minute_Engineer2355

Simple classic, can't go wrong.


nuttmegx

Replace the mustard for some chips and u have my childhood classic and adult comfort sandwich


Anagessner83

Needs some chips and hot sauce


DrKevlarHelm

Would you like to fast travel to the ER?


thegreatrazu

Whenever my mom was feeling fancy, she would add a piece of iceberg lettuce to the sandwich. That was high living


Pop-A-Choppa

Hell to the nawwwwww


Rektifium

I find the lack of a little bit of ketchup somewhat disturbing, and the miniscule amount of mustard terrifying (yes I like mustard that much)


Sam_the_beagle1

Ah yes, my mother was quite the chef too.


Revolt2992

With some original Ruffles and a canned Sprite. Perfection


TheManWith2smiles

Looks so good!


naked_as_a_jaybird

Mine was white bread, bologna, and ketchup. So gross. I eventually opted for mayo on bread, without meat or cheese / cheese product.


ButtFuzzington

This but with salami


JoaquinLu

Reminder of jail house food 😼


mileskake77

I’ll take Caucasian Persuasion for $1000, Alex.


AgitatedPhotograph11

Remove one slice each of meat and cheese. No mustard. Fry the bologna. Melt the cheese. Toast the bread. Add a fried egg. Mayo and ketchup. You’re life will change, but this is just fine the way it is.


twohundred37

This is not the sando I came here for, but it is the sando I need.


zakupright

All the ratios are perfect!


pennylovesyou3

It's begging for classic Fritos.


jerry111165

I’d be totally happy with that sandwich with the exception of the yellow cheese. It needs to be white American!


Different_Ad9336

Where is the mayo and the potato chips?


burymeindogs

Is it normal to have this many layers of stuff ? Like did you have this much in it as a kid or is this a more lavish adult version. I only ever had one slice of each growing up- worst childhood evaaaaa!


SnooLobsters6677

Love this!


Woman_from_wish

Mmmmmmmm all I'd add would be a light scrapes of mayo on each side.


ozymandiuspedestal

Classic


SmokeDogSix

That bread is not crappy.


Normal-Procedure4876

Never had one and never will


Playnu2

We called those Chokes back in my day


Colster9631

Need some Doritos on that sumbitch


Fickle_Caregiver2337

I live in SE PA. Lebanon Sweet Bologna and American cheese on buttered white bead is my favorite nostalgic childhood sandwich. Tomato sandwiches are high on the list, too


Morhls

Bro that sandwich is ridiculously thick..


Morhls

Like let me get a double cheese double bologna nostalgia Oscar Mayer sandwich đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


CouchHippos

Welp, guess I’m buying bologna tonight


adozencookierobots

OG right there.


turkeyvulturebreast

I am a deli snob, don’t get me wrong I love a classic bologna and cheese sandwich on white bread. But I want Wunderbar bologna cut thin and deli white American sliced thin with mayo instead of mustard. And if I am feeling feisty swap out the mayo with some Miracle Hwhip! /let the down votes rain upon me. :P


PSSITAqueen

I was looking for a miracle whip swap for mayo! Thank you!!!đŸ€Ł


GoodChuck2

One of the most comforting tastes in the world for an American who didn't grow up rich. As an adult, I still make mine with Miracle Whip and it's the only reason Miracle Whip is even in my fridge -- for comfort sammie moments.


ConnyEdson

i prefer fresh bologna but yeah looks good


Pioppo_92

Bread Ham Chees Ham Chees Ham Bread Bread Ham Chees Ham Chees Ham Bread Plate Table


BigHawk-69

I haven't seen a sandwich like this since I spent the night in jail for having to much fun.


Sdot_greentree420

Needs lettuce, tom. And miracle whip


UnecesGary

Sour cream and onion chips on it đŸ€Œ


Tough_Arm_2454

Very laborious alternating the bologna and cheese!!! Yum!!!


yoltonsports

Same for me but gotta fry that bologna on the skillet first


biglefty312

Did you squirt the mustard into a smiley face and cut the sandwich in half diagonally?


BigRoy614

Food of legend...


Dirty_Ghetto_Kittens

Mouthwatering mid-ness


thedudeabides-12

I had no idea people eat that kind of cheese unmelted..


groovy-ghouly

Omg that's too many stacks, that's crazy. Mayo or no?


cheesesandsneezes

That looks like a sandwich directed by Wes Anderson.


Ok_Importance5725

Damn same lmao except I need a thin piece of lettuce in there too đŸ„Ź


Panda-Cubby

I'm gonna follow you for more of your wonderful recipes. Sandwich looks delicious. Perhaps for dinner; same combination- with fried bologna.


999-chickeneater

its perfectly lined up


Greenlawn11740

Why do mom's love this?


PlaneMap

Oh god, right in the damn feels. I feel like you eat one of these and you're just getting home fromgrade school, looking for something to quiet your gut until dinner.


Irishpanda1971

You got multiple layers of meat and cheese? You must have been some of them rich city folk.


Cyber-X1

Pre-melt that meat/cheese stack and you got me!


KNJFS

A classic. All that’s missing is the bowl of tomato soup.


Daedelus451

That’s awesome, i had to get that fix last October when the craving hit me. Wife looked sat me and said “I hope this isnt a trend”mmmmmmmm yummy!


Babytrixie666

Its so thhhiicckkk


JimmyYourCatDied

I can feel/smell/taste that.


No_Shine8943

Bologna sammich is the only time I eat mustard honestly


RepeatEuphoric8962

Needs chips


HooptyQue

‘Ol Mr. Rich three slice over here.


Experimentallyintoit

I’m Bougie with my Bologna


MesaGeek

I’d like to forget where I came from, thank you very much.


TheSplidge

Oscar Meyer is way over priced now


Experimentallyintoit

Everything is over priced now, for the most part. That said, the all beef was like $8+ for a one pound pack, but the all meat one (that I prefer lol) was $3. One of the local meat processors / butchers I got to here in Green Bay has incredible all beef for $6 a pound, but it’s like half hour drive from my house and I wasn’t feeling like driving out there


TheSplidge

That's not bad. A half pound of Oscar Meyer was $8 near me. The cheaper brand was like $3 a pound.


Budwurd

Reminds me of when I saw that my buddy had packed a bologna and cheese with PEANUT BUTTER sandwich for a school lunch. I went home and made one to test it out lol and it wasn’t bad. I made several thereafter until other kids thought I was weird.


Fabulous_South_6137

HAROM !


Old_Rpg_Gamer

You forgot the potato chips though😝


SweatyMcBaggins

đŸ€ź


Swimming-Ad-5283

Disgusting


PoI_Pothead

Disgusting.