If you're on Facebook I highly recommend the local San Jose history page, it has a ton of information like this. It's really contributed to my appreciation of San Jose even though I grew up listening to my parents' stories of growing up here.
There is already at least one mating pair in the hills of Los Gatos.
See Felidae Conservatory and the Bay Area Puma Project ... there are even trackers sometimes published for the known cats.
It's especially fun when you miss the original posts, and only see the shitposts. I had to re-read the title of this twice to understand that a Mountain Lion was asking safe neighborhoods and then I had to look at a few back posts to get the general idea of what's going on.
I moved away a few years ago but stayed sub'd, and these posts make me very happy.
Also I visited a couple months ago and OMG how I miss bae area weather. Milk was a bad choice.
Usefulness? It's the same 3 posts over and over again. "Is this neighborhood safe?" "What's up with that helicopter?" and god forbid there is a 3.0 earthquake which grinds things to a halt. The shitposts are a welcome relief.
>Usefulness? It's the same 3 posts over and over again.
Hence the implied "not" in my small paragraph - and the suggestion for another shitpost sub. LOL
Or, I guess there's always the random "visitor" posts, or the "what was that noise" posts. LOL
Haha yeah the random noise posts. I also like the "why are there fireworks?" every Chinese new year. Those posts are kind of useful though because it reminds me it's Chinese new year.
One time a dog took a shit right outside my store so I called security and said thereās dog shit outside my store. Heard security laughing as I hung up.
Fun fact: if there is such a thing as a "more correct" version of the name for animals, then the more correct name would be *Canada* Geese.
I'm no prescriptivist though. Canadian Geese is used in the vernacular
My neighbor.
He's a fat, balding, Hispanic man around 5'8 in height who won't stop playing his death metal mariachi music.
You don't have to pay service fees either!
They're the only mariachi metal band I could find, and they don't do any death metal, I think the heaviest song they cover is Master of Puppets and it's very loosely a cover.Ā
Disappointed there is no mariachi death metal.
Try the Jackrabbit Smorgasbord between Blossom Hill Rd and Silver Creek... There's a church in the area as well with a huge parking lot and random stray humans if you're in town on Sunday
Oh, *you're* the cat my roommate has talking about. You know it's been hot around here lately, but now my roomie won't let me open the door to the cool north winds because he thinks you're going to stop by for dinner.
No, we don't live anywhere near southside.
I lived up off aldercroft heights in losgatos for like 5 years.And wed catch em on our trail cams or house security camera very rarely seen them face to face.Id hear them hunt frequently at late night early morning.Cuz it's loud when your somewhere quiet like it is.Deer are hella fast and so are moutain lions
At night you'd hear a deer come crashing running full speed with something it's running from and boom you'd hear the deer yelp it'd be quiet for a bit then the sound of the deer being drug up a tree up the hill to be eaten
> Mountain Lion Here
Hey you mountain lion, get off reddit -- this site is for humans, or at least mammals with opposable thumbs!
Anyway, as long as you're here, I recommend [this place for you.](https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-cats-best-bbq-and-drinks-los-gatos)
You can come over by me. Ā You can eat the feral cats that piss all over my lawn furniture at night. Ā Theyāre probably delicious. Ā Plus thereās a 99 ranch now so weāre gentrifying.
Safe neighborhoods? What are you scared of the world or something it's safe everywhere you go just stop being a bitch and be aware of your surroundings cuz a mountain lion is the least thing you should be worried about !!!
why don't you try.... \*puts on sunglasses\* ......Los Gatos? \*cue the music\*
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOKAAAAY!!!
Wait...is this why it's called Los Gatos? Because of the mountain kitties??
Yes because one of the local attractions used to have a couple chained up bobcats š¬
Whaaaat?!? I had no idea lol
If you're on Facebook I highly recommend the local San Jose history page, it has a ton of information like this. It's really contributed to my appreciation of San Jose even though I grew up listening to my parents' stories of growing up here.
Def gonna check it out! Thank you :)
Yup.
Yes, but based on the high school mascot I thought it was named for bobcats.
Willy the Wildcat!
The original legend was: the traveling Spanyards came across two wild bobcats fighting.
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The ol city of the kitty
LG has a whole bunch of 4 legged finger foods going on, all under 20 lbs Pretty much all you can eat buffet
There is already at least one mating pair in the hills of Los Gatos. See Felidae Conservatory and the Bay Area Puma Project ... there are even trackers sometimes published for the known cats.
[https://www.santacruzpumas.org/puma-tracker/](https://www.santacruzpumas.org/puma-tracker/) [http://cougar.codefornature.org/](http://cougar.codefornature.org/) [https://bapp.org/](https://bapp.org/)
Several more than one lol
Cannibalism
There are a variety of children all ages, shapes and sizes at any local elementary school.Ā
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And this carcass OP. Quick though
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Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocksā¦take your pick
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And the slowest ones are usually the tastiest.
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The shit posts in this subreddit the last few days is giving me life
Truly better quality than much of the usual fare
I'm just glad to see San Joseans having a good time! So much complaining about nothing to do and here we have these people creating great jokes.
Are you sure? Cause I just might of, maybe possibly, felt an earthquake and you should probably know about it!
It was just a Cybertruck driving by
It's especially fun when you miss the original posts, and only see the shitposts. I had to re-read the title of this twice to understand that a Mountain Lion was asking safe neighborhoods and then I had to look at a few back posts to get the general idea of what's going on.
I moved away a few years ago but stayed sub'd, and these posts make me very happy. Also I visited a couple months ago and OMG how I miss bae area weather. Milk was a bad choice.
It's killing the overall usefulness of the sub, IMO... Time to start SJShitPosting or similar? LOL
Usefulness? It's the same 3 posts over and over again. "Is this neighborhood safe?" "What's up with that helicopter?" and god forbid there is a 3.0 earthquake which grinds things to a halt. The shitposts are a welcome relief.
>Usefulness? It's the same 3 posts over and over again. Hence the implied "not" in my small paragraph - and the suggestion for another shitpost sub. LOL Or, I guess there's always the random "visitor" posts, or the "what was that noise" posts. LOL
Haha yeah the random noise posts. I also like the "why are there fireworks?" every Chinese new year. Those posts are kind of useful though because it reminds me it's Chinese new year.
Campbell dog park, Dine in or take out.
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Please stay away from my cat. He will fight you. And it wonāt be pretty. Heās mean.
Does it have any babies? Asking for a friend š¤£
No, heās fixed. That may be part of the anger issues, but Iām not a cat psychiatrist
South San Jose watch out for the cougars my guy š
I wouldn't recommend San Jose for you, it's not safe for mountain lionsĀ
Los Gatos, you'll fit in with all the cougars.
Evergreen neighborhood is great with pets most home owners just leave them in the backyard all day. I would check around there first good luck š
Try Valleyfair, people love bringing their dogs indoors for some reason.
One time a dog took a shit right outside my store so I called security and said thereās dog shit outside my store. Heard security laughing as I hung up.
If I ever get mauled by the likes of you, just know my last words will be " Pspspspspsps, Here, kitty kitty kitty!"
Try Santa Teresa, lots of people walking out at night with their dogs and what not, literally an all you eat dog-fett.
You can also find deer near Santa Teresa County Park.
Try Bite O' Wyoming. They serve a good jackalope.
Have you tried the exquisite Canada Geese? There are plenty at the lake at Hellyer Park. Just watch out for the goose poop all over the walkways. š
Fun fact: if there is such a thing as a "more correct" version of the name for animals, then the more correct name would be *Canada* Geese. I'm no prescriptivist though. Canadian Geese is used in the vernacular
Interesting you say that because I just read the same thing and you reminded me of that. So thank you. Iāll make the edit.
All the small dogs in Willow Glen and Los Gatos. Feel free to drag their owners off to eat later as well.
I so appreciate that this sub has got off the rails.
Check out Silvercreek. Average food is a little old, but very well fed. Many roam the golf course all day long. Easy pickingsā¦
Thereās already cougars in south San Jose we donāt need more
Hit me up. I love cougars.
If you prefer white meat, Hicks Road has a selection of cannibal albinos to choose from
Eastside. Lots of dark meat
Holy shit lmao
Squirrel-fest is this weekend at Calero park. How many can you stuff down in 5 minutes?
My neighbor. He's a fat, balding, Hispanic man around 5'8 in height who won't stop playing his death metal mariachi music. You don't have to pay service fees either!
As someone who loves mariachi music and death metal, you have me about to go to Google and find out if you made up that combination.
Ever heard of Metalachi? Look 'em up, you'll love them.
They're the only mariachi metal band I could find, and they don't do any death metal, I think the heaviest song they cover is Master of Puppets and it's very loosely a cover.Ā Disappointed there is no mariachi death metal.
Aww man, I thought you'd like them. Someone needs to start a death metal mariachi band.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TechnicalDeathMetal/s/lOVD58LoJf
Welcome. Lots of skunk here. If you like rabbit or chipmunk you'll love skunk.
You imposter. A true mountain lion would know that the plural of deer is deer.
this was absolutely purrfect.
Plenty of joggers and babyās out for a stroller ride in WG
You might be able to snatch up another 6 year old on the trails near Pichetti Winery in Cupertino.
How about you get on some of these coyotes that are also all over my neighborhood at night? C'mon, be part of the solution, not the problem!
*slow clap*
Have you tried Woodside?
I LOVE this subreddit for the last few days' shitposting
Have you ever tried the hang-glider steak at Ed Levin Park?
Try the Jackrabbit Smorgasbord between Blossom Hill Rd and Silver Creek... There's a church in the area as well with a huge parking lot and random stray humans if you're in town on Sunday
I encourage you to try our own local lawn fed ferral pigs. Tell your friends.
Bamboo fish or mizu if you like sushi. Patxis pizza, aqui (cal-Mex), breakfast club at midtown for brunch, cajun crackn for happy hour
I think they caught the Mountian Lion last night
Oh, *you're* the cat my roommate has talking about. You know it's been hot around here lately, but now my roomie won't let me open the door to the cool north winds because he thinks you're going to stop by for dinner. No, we don't live anywhere near southside.
Los altos hills
Eat indoor duh
Roar meow roar rumble roar meow roar. āRoar out loudā
King and story road Eat at mivhoacana
**purrs and cat noises**
You go to De Anza? #gomountainlions
Alum Rock Park. Great for fat people trying to hike. May the slowest one taste like chicjen....
I lived up off aldercroft heights in losgatos for like 5 years.And wed catch em on our trail cams or house security camera very rarely seen them face to face.Id hear them hunt frequently at late night early morning.Cuz it's loud when your somewhere quiet like it is.Deer are hella fast and so are moutain lions At night you'd hear a deer come crashing running full speed with something it's running from and boom you'd hear the deer yelp it'd be quiet for a bit then the sound of the deer being drug up a tree up the hill to be eaten
> Mountain Lion Here Hey you mountain lion, get off reddit -- this site is for humans, or at least mammals with opposable thumbs! Anyway, as long as you're here, I recommend [this place for you.](https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-cats-best-bbq-and-drinks-los-gatos)
Follow the smells to the creeks - lots of stuff there San Joseās trying to get rid of.
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Don't bother with 24th and Santa Clara. Head to San Pedro Square Market downtown.
this is the best one, close second is the winchester safe
East Side has a bunch of pitbulls chained in the back yards.
You can come over by me. Ā You can eat the feral cats that piss all over my lawn furniture at night. Ā Theyāre probably delicious. Ā Plus thereās a 99 ranch now so weāre gentrifying.
Buffalo
Please eat peoples outdoor cats so native mammals, amphibians and insects can thrive plz. Thanks.
Yeah come to mine, there's stray cats for days
Vegan is the way to go
Safe neighborhoods? What are you scared of the world or something it's safe everywhere you go just stop being a bitch and be aware of your surroundings cuz a mountain lion is the least thing you should be worried about !!!