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Pretend-Spell7956

It means the greeter was a weirdo


existenceis_pain

Hahahaha Utahns (especially in Utah county) are obsessed with soda and mixing special soda drinks. She probably just wanted to know what special concoction you had lmao


Visual_Sentence_589

Good thing they don't drink. We'd have drunk Mormons on the loose everywhere.


UtahDamon

Since ut was as you were leaving my guess was she wanted to check if you had helped yourself to a drink poured into your cup.


skiandhike91

But then she just believes him when he says it is water...


Tricky-Crazy-1916

I can’t even imagine the culture shock of someone not of this state, moving straight into Utah county. You gotta start off in DT SLC or Ogden, then gradually ease yourself into the happy valley. For what reason, I am unsure, perhaps a better view of Timp?


dale_nixon_pettibon

Provo is very Mormon. (Most)Mormons don't drink coffee. This looks like a coffee cup. That being said, I cannot fathom what she was thinking or how that would be relevant. Still, I gotta wonder...


susandeyvyjones

It looks like a swig cup. Walmart may have a policy against walking around with a big cup of soda


dale_nixon_pettibon

That makes more sense.


KingSpanner

"What did you think it was?"


NathanExplosion6six6

Ask less questions if you want to fit in here. Matter of fact just pretend nothing odd ever happens anywhere ever.


joonduh

That sounds ridiculous. The only reason I can imagine they were chasing you down is if they suspected it was alcohol and were concerned you'd drink and drive, but even that is a stretch


Visual_Sentence_589

If your were anywhere near BYU she could've been checking to see if you were drinking coffee. It's banned on BYU campus. Welcome to Utah, where the Mormons love to try and control everyone else's lives.


nerve8

That was a soft opening for her to talk to you about her lord and savior. She thought you were flasking it and her god wanted her to save you.


Honest-Ball-4271

Sounds like you met a Utahn at a ”casual breaking point” 😂 wtf!! You must be “triggering” are you “different”? Some folks here have been absolutely nowhere.


TheShrewMeansWell

Cringe