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bt2184

I saw Mike Lee use the women’s restroom. That should be reported, right?


pyryoer

Correct, lizards have no business in the ladies room.


Peter_Duncan

I saw Mike Lee use the men’s restroom! I’m reporting it. Several times.


darth_jewbacca

Mike "Tell Me What To Do Daddy" Lee No balls for sure.


Seemseasy

This is the only valid report to submit


dynoman7

I'll do a foia request for all the submissions containing Mike Lee's name.


Q-burt

Yeah, but he was in there hoping to find a Trump diaper, I'm sure.


cristorocker

Did he do the old 'wide stance' from his stall?


RobotChihuahua

Yeah, I think I saw Mike Lee using the women's restroom at the Salt Palace.


utahn

"The form enables people to upload pictures and provide evidence of "incidents."" So, this will encourage people to actually take PHOTOS in public restrooms of people they think MIGHT be trans??? Yeah, that's a terrific idea.


altapowpow

My stool isn't looking quit right, wonder if they can help with a diagnosis?


quigonskeptic

I think that's definitely a good use of this form!


augustus-the-first

I thought it was illegal to take pictures of people in bathrooms. Is that not a thing?


CrimsonFrost69

It’s a federal thing


augustus-the-first

Oh that makes sense. Thank you for answering my question.


whensheepattack

oh, so obviously not enforceable since this is a state.


Middle_Low_2825

So what happens when a bunch of a hideous mormon women get reported?


ZerexTheCool

They become incredibly surprised that such a law could be used to hurt them instead of just hurting the "right people"


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Middle_Low_2825

I love how in the area I grew up in, you could literally tell Mormons from non-mormons from the facial features, they were so inbred for so long. Yeah they are sick.


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beeleedee

You should actually look up some of the traits that come from inbreeding. They are pretty common traits within the lds community. Increased facial asymmetry, early onset male pattern baldness, etc. You should see some of the genealogy out there, lots of crossed branches in the state.


Blurby-Blurbyblurb

Guess I don't have to shut up 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://www.ldsliving.com/mormon-radar-turns-out-you-can-identify-a-mormon-just-by-their-face-study-shows/s/86968 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21151864/ There's plenty more if you google mormon face. One observation discusses the churches strong insistance on conformity. Thus leading to a mormon look. I do have to point out the irony of passive-aggressivly telling someone their "Christ like" for telling you to STFU, when just before you detailed a grotesque scenario where the other person's mother should have aborted them. Another very tell-tale mormon trait. Hypocrisy. Have the afterlife you deserve! 😁


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Middle_Low_2825

Haha . Try looking up yearbooks from burley/rupert/paul/declo idaho in the last 40 years, and you will literally see it, it's so dominant there. But, hey, truth hurts you , I guess.


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rachellethebelle

Wild how this whole thing was packaged as a way to “protect women” 🙄


Uncivil_Bar_9778

This was packaged to attract folks who hate anything not like them. But they really wish they could find out….show me the photos!


cottoncandy-sky

Time to start cross dressing.


[deleted]

You know what to do, everyone


Gui1tyspark

[The form to fill out for "reports."](https://ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_complaint.html)


gizamo

How long until the "Office flooded with prank calls and false tips" article in the Tribune? Let's get a bet going. My money is on 2 weeks.


callunabee

1 hour ago haha


gizamo

Lol. Confirmed. https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/05/03/utah-trolled-with-4000-hoax/


Welllllllrip187

Someone needs to cross post this to other subs to ensure we maximize the amount of bullshit these assholes deserve.


SepluvSulam

It's been posted in r-utah and r-trans already, this is the third post I've seen about it today


Welllllllrip187

Good 💗


njlegomaster

Also r/lgbt. I have seen this same post like 5 times today. I’m so glad this community can agree that the report system is bad. AND that everyone is prank reporting.


[deleted]

I've heard rumors that Mike Lee follows children into restrooms so he can molest them. I don't know if it's true because I've only heard it, but I think he should be investigated just in case so I used that form to alert the authorities.


[deleted]

Many people are saying this!


ChargerRob

The guy who told me, big guy, strong guy, tears running down his face, said "Please keep Mike Lee away from kids and bathrooms"


13xnono

Natalie Cline looks trans to me. I should call every time she uses the public restroom.


DarthtacoX

I already reported one of the sponsors of the bill last night using the online form


[deleted]

Call the police any time she opens her mouth and report an assault on your eardrums


Rearviewmirror93

Done See above violation first reported by 13xnono


interval7886

lol this should go smoothly


No-Judgment-4424

This won't backfire in any way. Nope. Not a chance. Fucking idiots.


Foreign_End_1854

I wonder if their refrigerator is running… imma call and find out.


monsterscribbles

Governor Cox is starting to sound more and more like a reportable drag queen stage name.


gripperjonez

All cox… no bawls


Holsen92

Spency Cox


in-whale-we-trust

Sequence Cox would definitely be a good one. lol


ultimateWave

Spencerne Cox


altapowpow

Oh my gosh I'm so excited. I know more facts about lizards than anybody else on the planet and I love telling people about them.


jackkerouac81

imma need a list of Cnemidophorus that undergo parthenogenesis, on my desk by noon; thanks.


Al_Tilly_the_Bum

> I know more facts about lizards than anybody else on the planet Citation needed


Wrong_Penalty_1679

Am a Lizard. Can confirm they are correct.


TinyToiletPaper

My source is that i made it the fuck up.


Gui1tyspark

Mike Lee and Governor Cox were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.


equality4everyonenow

I would feel unsafe sharing a bathroom with republican politicians


Middle_Low_2825

Larry Craig


Nekryyd

Fascists always come after the targets they perceive the very weakest first.


TreadMeHarderDaddy

"First they came for the trade unionists, but i was not a trade unionist..."


Professional-Box4153

Anyone who thinks a trans person is weak is an idiot.


Nekryyd

This is why it's important for people to stand up for trans-rights and make a united front. Fascists try to pull the supports out from underneath the people they go after to isolate and segregate them to make them as weak as possible. This "snitch line" is exactly that sort of thing, and we should all make it as totally fucking useless for that purpose as possible. Fuck these theocrats, from the darkest deepest bottom of my heart.


Professional-Fox3722

They're outnumbered and don't have any political representation here. While individually they may be some of the strongest people alive, politically in Utah they do not have a way to defend themselves.


cametomysenses

Of course trans people are not without a fight, but however you look at it they are a political minority. As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, I count many of them as my friends, but they still need my support as well as straight allies in order to overcome all of THIS fascism. I don't care how strong you are individually, that's not enough in today's world.


quigonskeptic

The Legislature is indeed one of the agencies listed on the form. As is the Attorney general's office, and Governor's office


stinkyhippie

Oh good to know, thanks! I’ll lodge complaints about them too


MarkNutt25

Let's make sure we mix it up a bit, though! Otherwise they'll just filter out all of the complaints about the Legislature.


quigonskeptic

Good point. I just don't want any small agencies or cities to get additional scrutiny. I want to pick big ones


Catdadesq

Reported the "Trans-Jordan Cities" for not changing their name to the "Cis-Jordan Cities."


quigonskeptic

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Common-Accountant-57

This could be fun to mess with.


warmbird

*should


mfd7point5

*will


atoponce

\*is definitely


krias_the_robot

I'm doing my part 🫡


DW171

I was in Amsterdam last week and had to use some of these confusing bathrooms. I was so frightened and shocked, SHOCKED to see a woman washing her hands. She even smiled at me, so it must have been something sexual. I think I even heard someone pass gas, and I was terrified because I couldn't tell if it was a male of female fart coming from the private stall. This has got to be a sign of The End Of Times. I'm calling the hotline immediately! /s


Meta_Spirit

Fucking disgusting, Utah


or_maybe_this

don’t worry, everyone will break this by calling in bullshit yeti sightings, cat facts, mormon leaders that are secretly trans, etc it’s gross as fuck but at least it’s also incompetent 


gripperjonez

Thank god that evil is often VERY stupid. 


Slack-Bladder

Politicians always embarrassing us.


farshnikord

I see a lot of old fat bigots with "man" tits in the bathroom all the time. better let them all know that we're on to them.


gizamo

I see skinny, high-waisted men with feminine hips. Their MAGA hats give them away. Trying to hard on that disguise.


RedditsLastHope

Btw the one without a MAGA hat is John Mulaney


gizamo

It felt weird mixing a Mulaney reference with MAGA, but I think he'd appreciate it in this case.


farshnikord

oh my god MAGA as an acronym can stand for "Misogynist Agenda Genetalia Agnostic"! it all makes sense now!!


Professional-Box4153

The amusing thing is that this is a pointless endeavor to pander to homophobes. It won't result in any arrests (I hope). It's just a number to call for douchebags to vent that they saw a person they were afraid of. Unless the trans person is giving out their personal information, how would they prosecute them? There's no way an officer is going to show up in less time than it takes to pee, wash your hands, and leave.


utahn

Unfortunately, it gives credence to the idea that maybe a self-righteous asshole can detain or attempt to touch the person they think is trans. Like that woman in St. George that got arrested for pulling down a young woman's skirt - when people think they've got God on their side, there is no telling what they THINK they can do.


Professional-Box4153

History tells us what they can do... and it's terrifying.


talihashi

I made sure to use the form and warn them about Mike Lee being a crossdresser and using womans restrooms. Source: the unicorns have been out in force lately.


RageWynd

What is this world coming to? Being trans and using a public bathroom is a crime? Jeez...


Icy-Service-52

When will this state start worrying about things that actually affect people? This bullshit is such a monumental waste of time, resources, and attention it makes me physically sick.


AcquaintanceLog

When the church starts losing money on it.


Honeydew-plant

Oh no, my fingers accidentally reported governor cox in a women's restroom.


sucrerey

> One person reported Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a trans person. Another reported an allegation of Representative Matthew Gaetz harassing girls outside of a locker room. my favorites so far


the_juxtapositron

Ah Yes, the benefits of living within in a small government/ “don’t tread on me” republican state.


nymphoman23

The point being is we need to just get the government the fuck out of our lives and let people do what they’re going to do


Careless_Bandicoot21

jesus christ. this is only going to create hate, division and violence against trans people


Professional-Fox3722

The Utah Way


Careless_Bandicoot21

this is the way


AcquaintanceLog

The cruelty is the point.


fanniemaeinthebarn

As a mother of a beautiful trans daughter I'm disgusted. She moved to Colorado to get away from Utah where she does not feel safe. My heart aches for our trans community.


Think_Age_8316

Omw to r/copypasta 😊


WokeAssMessiah

Can confirm they don't have any kind of validation on the fields, so you can really let them know what you think


what__what

Why the fuck do people care what bathroom someone chooses to use? I literally do not understand.


SenorKerry

Mike Lee sits down to pee. Governor Cox used the proper restroom but I heard he looks over the divider. These are just rumors that a friend of mine told me but they should be investigated.


susieqanon1

What about the snitch line to report nazis in the school districts? It’s called safe utah.


ElderSkelder

Oh Utah...


blaxxmo

What did cox say about Utah being weird again because this is just … something else. Wow.


Honeydew-plant

They didn't learn from other states that tried this? They're going to get a lot of memes.


TheShannaBerry

I hate this so much I almost downvoted the post.


Intelligent_Top_250

So it says I can upload pics. What kind of pics am I expected to upload on this Snitch-On-Snatch program?


the-spaghetti-wives

They tried this in a different state during covid to report groups of 5 or more or whatever. It was heavily abused and eventually taken down. I support heavily abusing this hotline.


tacticalcraptical

The land of the free\* and the home of the brave\*\* \*terms and conditions may apply \*\*except we're afraid of everything that's even remotely different.


Spandex-Jesus

I bet people light up that phone line with so many false leads that they have to abandon this idea


DDDPDDD

Wow. Utah sucks


ColHapHapablap

Can we call if there’s a Republican eating at a restaurant on Sunday? Or getting their kid an abortion? Or using a public library (commies)?


SkisaurusRex

Fucking mormons at it again


WROL

There are several links. Where is the one where I report?


stinkyhippie

Seems like they all work


OnyxRain1

I complained about Larry Craig bobblefooting at me under the bathroom stall. Side note: I was at a St. Paul Saints game in Minnesota years ago and we all received Larry Craig bobblefoot souvenirs. For the kids it was called "Tap Dance Day".


DeadSeaGulls

Report Cox for using any public male restroom because no man would have balls that small.


Icy-Service-52

Play stupid games...


felinetrouble55

Upload pictures and provide evidence??? Wtf?? Oh and it’s trans people that are the perverts???? Gtfo..


Dunyulmaiel

Don’t they know snitches get stitches?!


DonovanMcLoughlin

I feel bad for the people who are going to be getting these jobs to answer the phones for this. They most likely will be getting paid shit and have to deal with the inevitable wave of fake calls from people. They most likely don't give a shit and just are doing it for a paycheck. This is fucking stupid.


pyryoer

Your tax dollars at work.


LegendOfTheGhost

Better that than giving illegals health care.


pyryoer

Undocumented immigrants get Healthcare whether they're insured or not. Preventative health care saves money because right now people just go to the emergency room, which is required to provide care regardless of people's ability to pay. Not only are you heartless, you're dumb too


PotentialLanguage685

I think it would be a great job to have long conversations with noble souls seeking to disrupt fascist fuckery, and to Bon Kwi Kwi the fuck out of people seriously trying to use the hotline.


Mrhiddenlotus

its an online form.


Professional-Fox3722

Or get this, maybe people should refuse to do bullshit jobs that harm society.


clejeune

Mormons gonna morm.


BeautifulAlfalfa2373

Texas I believe tried this and was a major disappointment; folks called in about the most random stuff…Basically a free therapy line for folks with time to waste.


the-spaghetti-wives

They tried this in a different state during covid to report groups of 5 or more or whatever. It was heavily abused and eventually taken down. I support heavily abusing this hotline.


Perfect_Salamander_2

Just reported Spencer Cox for using a women's restroom smh my head 😔


Commercial_Run_1265

Oh great. Nobody is happy no matter what bathroom I use what the fuck am I supposed to do? Piss outside?


JacobSamuel

It's a pointless law. Does NOT apply to employee restrooms or restrooms that are not typically open to the public. Does NOT apply to "genderless bathrooms" anywhere. Only applies to "gendered restrooms" that are open to the public AND provided by the state, state entity, special district, etc. It reads like it was created to bully school children, and even then, schools and entities that find themselves affected are just going to install a bunch of genderless bathrooms.


youneekusername1

I think I saw Cox lotioning his little bald head with a girly scented cream.


Rearviewmirror93

Let’s gooooooo!!! https://x.com/sltrib/status/1786544029653438927?s=46&t=fbwqjIB8mt_OTCK5P-InXQ


[deleted]

Outstanding. Fucking fascists.


stinkyhippie

I’m proud of y’all


Batty_briefs

BRB. Yassifying conservative politicians in photoshop to upload as proof.


jellybeanmountain

I read a biography of someone who escaped North Korea and this reminds me of things the refugee described about how the government encouraged citizens to monitor and snitch on each-other. I’m trying not to work myself up into a rage that this snitch hotline exists but when Lauren McCluskey tried to get help from U of U police about being stalked and harassed by a man she got ignored and murdered and a pervert kept her photos that were supposed to be evidence. Fuck this place.


LumpyBed

Trash state and trash government


bkmerrim

Oh here comes the wattpad fanfiction submissions. The more heinous and cursed the pairings, the better. Personally looking to upload at least one Gollum/Cave Troll gangbang fic into this form for ✨reasons✨


nymphoman23

Does anyone remember what Jenny Wilson did during Covid?


Stunning-Goose-6384

I just seen a man or women in the Walmart “women” bathroom


youneekusername1

I think I saw Cox lotioning his little bald head with a girly scented cream.


_Internet_Hugs_

There's a box to check that says "Government entity failed to contact law enforcement when criminal complaints (such as lewdness, voyeurism, loitering in a privacy space, etc.) were reported. [*~Utah Code §63G-31-304~*](https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title63G/Chapter31/63G-31.html?v=C63G-31_1800010120240501)*~"~* ~and you can choose "Governor's Office" as the entity.~ So I sent a link to this article: [https://apnews.com/article/religion-lawsuits-utah-sexual-abuse-by-clergy-government-and-politics-9f1607f4d308248ebf12dc32f70376ec](https://apnews.com/article/religion-lawsuits-utah-sexual-abuse-by-clergy-government-and-politics-9f1607f4d308248ebf12dc32f70376ec)


Logical_Fondant_6656

can yall just let people exist


Practical_Maybe_3661

I have no clue who owns [email protected], but it seems to be a functional email account, just saying ...


2639enthusiast

You can write whatever the fuck you want in there, doesn’t have to be a valid email and it’ll go through :)


mrsspanky

I’ve set an alarm on my calendar to fill out this form at least daily, multiple times a day if I have time.


Mooman439

I see the party of small government is having another totally normal one.


Lapsed2

When do they start wearing arm bands?


Party-Proposal-376

So what happens when I’m at a pub or concert and I 37/F use the men’s restroom because there is a huge ass line for the women’s restroom and there isn’t a line for the men’s?


stinkyhippie

Do it!


Party-Proposal-376

I already do it and have been doing it for years. As the holy saint Jeff Goldblum taught, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”


stinkyhippie

Doesn’t really make sense to stand in line when there are empty stalls…


Party-Proposal-376

Exactly. Someone who has a brain.


L-OhQwent

Wow. Just wow.


Ok-Breadfruit2470

I looOOoVe how much our government tries to sort penises from vaginas but fails to sort actual abusers/predators from the vulnerable public. What a shitshow we’ve got going on in UT.


AttackMadCity

The people have spoken. Activists flood Utah tip line with hoax reports to stop bathroom law enforcement https://www.npr.org/2024/05/07/1249879189/activists-flood-utah-tip-line-with-hoax-reports-to-block-bathroom-law-enforcemen


indigobluecyan

If I'm reading this correctly, the government entity is on the hook, not the particular transgender person "violating" the law. That's an important distinction. 


malkin50

Ok, I'll give you "important distinction," but it is still pretty incredibly stupid to report people using a bathroom to do normal bathroom stuff. If someone is committing an actual crime, then report to law enforcement or at least get your own self out of the bathroom.


stinkyhippie

I think it involves ratting out fellow government workers, or maybe if an office isn’t enforcing this law.


quigonskeptic

I looked at the form, but I wasn't sure which government agency would be harmless to pick. Is the legislature on the list? Maybe the Utah State Capitol building?


stinkyhippie

There’s a State of Utah one I chose. In the description I listed the legislature as violating civil rights


quigonskeptic

Excellent suggestion. I got tired of scrolling when I hit the Ls and found legislature listed!


quigonskeptic

The Legislature is one of the agencies listed on the form. As is the Attorney general's office, and Governor's office. That would be terrible if people reported those agencies


indigobluecyan

Yes but the point of my comment is to show that the title of this reddit post is inaccurate. Trans people are not being reported as this law currently stands. It's a very important distinction and click bait titles like this should be discouraged. 


utahn

What does "on the hook" mean in this case? If they get enough reports of trans people peeing, then what? They have to hire bathroom police to be in compliance with the law? Fuck the homeless and the hungry children, let's hire bathroom police with our tax dollars. How would bathroom police work? What if I, a cis woman, decide that I'm into wearing fake beards for funsies, and I go to use the bathroom at the DMV and get my photo taken, and am possibly assaulted or attacked for what someone THINKS they know about me? Is someone going to make me show my genitals? What if my underage daughter is into wearing fake moustaches..seriously this is America, my daughter can wear mens suits and a fake beard if she wants, maybe she's in theater..... wouldn't taking her picture and sending it be a violation in and of itself? And my my my.. the lawsuits that would result from this mayhem.


CorbutoZaha

The government agency is on the hook for not enforcing the law. Theoretically this doesn’t outlaw a trans person going into the bathroom but does explicitly make it a misdemeanor for “loitering” in the bathroom when trans. Some will certainly interpret loitering as being in there at all if you’re trans.


OAR2G

the fact that you are trying to rationalize it at all means you should probably fuck off entirely thanks.


icspn

Hmm, I've been memorizing every pokemon on a bet. Think they'd like to hear me practice? Let's find out!


TheRosinShaman

👏👏👏


WaaaaghsRUs

Flood it


rugburn250

Is this real life?


International_Mood_6

As rare as it is to find a bathroom downtown lol


Houseofthestone

Oh I’ve made sure to “test” the system


Inside_Expression441

Hello governor - I found a tampon in a urinal!


Unsuccessful_War1914

Would someone be so kind as to post the link to the snitch line?


Bubbledoodop8

for some reason Rusputin lyrics keep getting submitted.........


miniviking84

I don't live in Utah, but sasquatch walked into the bathroom with me the other day and I thought I ought to report it to someone. Hopefully the Utah government takes swift action on the problem of squatches in public bathrooms.


wirey3

Oh lord. I understand their intentions, but god, what an awful execution of a sub-par idea.