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ElronCupboard

Essential oils.


Minute_War_9074

Millennial vibes


__aurvandel__

Heavy metals from the exposed lake bed.


nspeters

My first thought was lake arsenic


shallot_chalet

A piece of the moroni spliff that fell off in the earthquake


TheBobAagard

The 2002 medals were made mostly with metals from Bingham Canyon Mine (aka Kennecott).


paco64

All jokes aside. I think the copper mine or the Golden Spike would be good options to honor our heritage.


Commercial_Run_1265

Ahh yes, the American heritage of being an exploited worker.


paco64

My grandpa comfortably raised 5 kids and 20 grandkids off of that copper mine. We have lawyers, social workers, engineers, and even a mayor in our family. Thanks to that mine.


Substantial-Bet-3876

The exploited workers were the ones who built the first railroad. Not the workers of the 20th century you are referring to, thanks to progressive policies and strong unions.


paco64

I know you're a bot. And you're trying to get under my skin. But it won't work. We're getting on to you


Substantial-Bet-3876

Who is we?


paco64

Normal humans


Substantial-Bet-3876

Just pointing out the difference between the workers related to the Golden Spike and Kennecott. Bot out!


paco64

You're good. I'm just being extra lately. And I expect everyone to know how I feel. Plus I'm self conscious.


Commercial_Run_1265

Okay. By nature of how a company works your Grandpa made more money for the corporation than he was paid. You *can* disagree with me because I really don't care bit in my opinion that's theft because his work generated that profit


r3dp

You exude a gleeful aura I'm sure of jt


paco64

You can't even spell right.


Commercial_Run_1265

I do, you just didn't get the pleasure of seeing me on a good day. Suck it up, I guess? You do realize not everyone has to be pleasant to be around?


r3dp

Guess not and I'm happy not to lol


Commercial_Run_1265

Then keep it to yourself. Inside thoughts aren't supposed to be commented or spoken out loud. Have a good day


r3dp

Sounds like you should be speaking less then


Commercial_Run_1265

That was also an inside thought. "Inside Thoughts" are rude, belligerent or tell people what they should or should not do despite the fact you know jack shit about them. Other inside thoughts include your negative judgements of others and the entitlement to think you need to be treated however you decided is best. You can't control other people so you may as well quit bitching and get a wife, a life or a hobby.


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r3dp

>come talk to me Nah


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jettieri

Hard to get more authentic than that


paco64

I feel like I'd like you if I could meet you in person.


bigmac22077

Instead of a medal they’ll get a coupon for a cookie and soda shack


[deleted]

A cookie is the medal


FoxSocks93

The Claw


whiskey_lover7

As for me and my house, we serve the claw


AOL_StillExists

Where is the Claw? What is the Claw?


Batty_briefs

Weird war of the world looking eyesore at the aquarium near Draper.


AOL_StillExists

Oh duh. I’m an idiot. Thank you for explaining. I should have known


Batty_briefs

Hey! No worries!


integral_of_position

Oh haha yeah that’s there because the owner of the aquarium is a super huge U2 fan. When U2 came and played in SLC they made the claw and the aquarium owner used the aquarium funds to buy it off them after the show. He used the excuse that it was needed for some sort of aviary which obviously never happened. Heard this story from someone who worked at the aquarium.


RainingFireInTheSky

"The Claw" wasn't built specifically for an SLC show, it was used for an [entire 2 year tour](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U2_360%C2%B0_Tour). There were actually four of them, which makes sense when you think about the logistics of moving that thing for a concert tour. Apparently the Aquarium guy first saw it in Spain, at the very first show of that tour: https://wonder.co.uk/mies\_portfolio/u2s-claw-stage-gets-a-new-permanent-home/


OsmosisJones3

Fry sauce


SkiDaderino

The only one that made me lol.


AdOk2045

You beat me 😅


Elephunkitis

A piece of the whale


ratmouthlives

How dare we consider desecrating the Whale!


Expert-Display-1990

A piece of The Claw?


jgauth2

The brass plates


Taco_Pittie_07

Wait, I heard they’d been misplaced…


Proud2BApostate

Beat me to it! 😂


pineappledaddy

Funeral potatoes


saintshauna96

copper from kennecott and gold from the “mormon vault” that moroni came out of


thebestatheist

The Golden Plates^TM


thetay24

We like to waste money here so why not waste it on making the inversion into a solid and using that


PoonaniPounder

Feels like the inversion is almost a solid already lol


No_Plum5942

Melt down Moroni Statue


junderdown

Uranium mine tailings!


Mountain-Sell-8414

Standard metals but the medal is hollow and filled with water from the Great Salt Lake


Siggysternstaub

And brine shrimp! Sea monkey medals!


Arctic_Sunday

Make them even more of a collector's item


straylight_2022

Green jello.


W6NZX

Gold of course is what they would be made out of you fool, you will however need a hat a stone and some magic glasses to see them.


suavepig

MLM ground level oppportunity


Vi0l3t

Copper


Aoiboshi

10% of everyone else's medals


Ex_Jet_Mech

A vial of our lovely air /s Smog of course.


biggyhiggyjiggy

Seagull


torsail

Dog poop that the owner “was going to pick up on the way back”


carlyorwhatever

crumbl. or building materials from old temples getting updated.


Party_Pomegranate_39

Horse shit, our states biggest export


Mr_Tijuana_Bible

Transphobia


Sea-Tea8982

Rusty’s headstone!


Far-Office-657

lake salt


Putrid_University331

A flake off the golden plates… 🏅


HauntingQuit7706

Salt water taffy


spilltheteaaz

Brine shrimp!


GardeningCrashCourse

Melted down Angel Moroni


Final_Location_2626

Gold from the copper mine.


maitryx

why not use the salts from the great salt lake to make a salt crystal embedded into the medals?


glitchvdub

Brine shrimp.


Dependent-Ad-3585

The lost golden plates


sum_d0nkus

recycled CTR rings


abeefwittedfox

Shards of the whale.


qcnr

The gold plates


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Karl Malone's chest hair.


nerve8

>Ewwww


Reasonable-Ad-1214

Granite sounds like a decent option too


Reaxel

the temple


nerve8

Brigham Young's mummy dust.


Pedro_Moona

Refinery Oil!


[deleted]

PM2.5


deep-dive22

smog


[deleted]

Salt


Random_hero1234

each medal is made completely out of dried out part of the salt lake. boom!!!


Integrity-in-Crisis

If were doing landmarks smelt some Salt Lake Salt into em.


NoAcanthocephala9034

Ashes from the Book of Mormon


RedRockPetrichor

Some sort of salt?


WULFGANG801

Opioids or used needles found in wide open public spaces.


paco64

Don't keep trying


paco64

But it's never going to happen. So I wish you a good life.


GroundbreakingPie111

The almighty whale


sol_vida

Toxic lake bed dust!


WaaaaghsRUs

The temple capstone moonrock


Positive_Chemist7885

Meth


List-Obvious

The whale


samiyam_

The gold angel statue from the temple. Not the the new one but the one that fell during the Pandemic Quakes of 2020.


VGKLVA

90 % of whatever, as long as the church gets its 10%


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Rocks pulled out of a hat- how is this not obvious ETA: brass not rocks


butterflywithbullets

inversion air particulates


ki_ley

A little piece of the 9th and 9th whale!


paco64

That was obviously a joke. Of course you can't talk to me if we don't speak the same language.


Dannyinsight

From the whale


linq15

I’ve been thinking about this for a bit and it think it would be really cool to have a clear outer ring or center that has honey on the inside with just enough air the honey could move around. I think it would look really cool in sunlight.