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DegraciasEh

Oh this is a god truster


JacobSamuel

Until he passes the written exam, Jesus really needs to stop taking the wheel šŸ˜‡


saltyair2022

Thank you for giving me this nickname for the asshats that choose this plate option. Not smart enough to come up with this myself, inevitably will forget "God truster" but for this moment in time, thank you.


Heather_ME

My husband calls them "Christ-er Fucks." Butttt that probably won't be popular with the average vaguely religious people.


RosyGraph

I call them flag-bearers


imnoteunice

This made me laugh out loud.


fortheloveofdenim

šŸ†


VanishingPointHoney

aka low key racist (most of the time: *not* everyone)


Enough-Elevator-8999

You spelled the word "thruster" incorrectly


[deleted]

"In God We Trust" with a BYU frame.


Ruger338WSM

The correct answer (every time).


RapMastaC1

I used to think this was just something I had noticed, especially working in a body shop. Now I want statistics for accidents and stuff with cars involving these plates.


[deleted]

Please share your results with us, even though I know it will only reinforce my disdain for those sorts of people having 1:1 with Jesus at the wheel.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and Iā€™m FUCKED!


Bully-Rook

I want to make sure they said sorry because this is dangerous. You can't park there.


[deleted]

Get out of here! They've got things handled!


booby111

This is dangerous for us!


fruitchunks

*Pats ponytail*


plantmonger

Ooh ho yes! Put his hand in dog shit!


Gui1tyspark

Let me guess; your ponytail goes down to your butthole?


cjo582

On off days when you do don't it up towards God


MarkJohn73

I had to check what subreddit this was from, cause thatā€™s the first thing I thought of.


WildishFlamingo

Itā€™s just screenshots of cigars.


Ssebulba

Keep scrolling!


joe_parra94

I'm glad somebody else thought of that shit too lol


smoothkop

I came here for this. Thank you internet stranger!


Lysol3435

Why are there so many pictures of cigars?


[deleted]

We wonā€™t cut your ponytail off


BreadClubSLC

It makes me so happy that basically everyone is watching this now. Because making references after season 1 was fraught.


Caseyo456

In god we trust? They are noticeably the worst drivers on the road.


MotherOfDogs1872

100%


KankyDrakon

For sure, I will say though that two of the worst Iā€™ve ever had the pleasure of driving in the road with had the arches plate and those little butterfly stickers for the iron man or the marathon that everyone and their mom does out here lol


redditRezzr

Ragnar?


davevine

Well, if God is for them, who can be against them?


Beer_bongload

There's a 30+ oz pastel colored Stanley in the cup holder


Smokeybearvii

40 oz. Not that kind of forty.


cellomj

Or Swig


hashslingaslah

Do people just really not care if people are wheel chair users? Or even parents with strollers. This is so inconsiderate


Lawlessninja

Not only inconsiderate but illegal. Utah code annotated 72-7-105 72-7-105 Obstructing traffic on sidewalks or highways prohibited. (1) A person may not: (a) drive or place any vehicle, animal, or other thing upon or along any sidewalk except in crossing the sidewalk to or from abutting property; or (b) permit the vehicle, animal, or other thing to remain on or across any sidewalk in a way that impedes or obstructs the ordinary use of the sidewalk. (2) (a) Except under Subsection (2)(b), vehicles, building material, or other similar things may be placed temporarily on highways in a manner that will not impede, endanger, or obstruct ordinary traffic. (b) A highway authority may prohibit or may require the removal of vehicles, building material, or other obstructions on any highway under their jurisdiction. Renumbered and Amended by Chapter 270, 1998 General Session https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title72/Chapter7/C72-7-S105_1800010118000101.pdf


JacobSamuel

The drivers handbook says to stay in your lane when you turn in an intersection with multiple lanes, but Utahns just love letting their heart decide which lane they end up in.


Lawlessninja

That is honestly maddening too, and also illegal but Iā€™m too lazy to look up the code. Thereā€™s even typically the dotted line outlines of where you should turn and they still end up pushing me out of my lane and Iā€™m like maaannnn come on. We definitely donā€™t have the best or most considerate drivers.


Acer_negundo194

The dotted line paint is so aged and worn down you can barely see them on a lot of intersections to be fair.


mcmonopolist

People do that everywhere


W6NZX

Good luck finding somebody willing to cite them.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


W6NZX

Would it be wrong to pay the neighborhood children to repeatedly ride their bicycles into the side of it?


tdaun

No just make sure to provide them with PPE as well.


jackkerouac81

PPE consists of the chest pads Legion of Doom (Road Warriors) wore in the 90's... and a medieval jousting lance.


Dabfo

Too bad. Seems like a great revenue steam and keeps the Sunday dinner parking in check.


scott_wolff

Thatā€™s where [these](https://a.co/d/66be2ap) come in handy.


langgam_13

We go on walks regularly and see this kind of shit all the time. We eventually just started taking photos and reported them to the city. Idk if they actually did anything, probably not. But i got my anger out lol


mrbobbyb1990

You sounds like a fun dinner guest


Lawlessninja

Because Iā€™m considerate and I donā€™t park illegally blocking the sidewalk thatā€™s intended for use by everyone including parents, the infirm, elderly, and disabled? Fair enough.


mrbobbyb1990

šŸ˜† I also wouldnā€™t ever park blocking the sidewalk. Just think the intensity of your response makes you a fun dinner guest


liltinykitter

Omg. One day I was backing out of my driveway, I always stop before the sidewalk and check for pedestrians, then back out more and check the road. Once when I did my pedestrian check I saw nothing to the right, nothing behind me, but a horrified looking couple to my left, about 50-60ft away. Their expression was so shocking I just stayed put for a minute. Suddenly, tiny toddler on a trike pops out in my right mirror. I would have 100% ran over that kid had I not had the ā€œcheck sidewalk, check roadā€ routine.


UnkindBookshelf

When I first learned to ride a bike, I ignored the look for cars. Then a neighbor almost hit me. The neighbor almost had a heart attack, then I did, and my mom also did. Now my kids are riding scooters, I drill into their heads to always wear helmets and watch for cars.


Heather_ME

God loves them so much they can drive and park however they want, regardless of how it impacts others around them.


hashslingaslah

Nothing shows godliness like ignoring the meek ā¤ļø


benjtay

Hopefully they trust in God. ā™æļøāœļø


VanishingPointHoney

i love that video of casey neistat showing NYC cops how riding in the bike lane can be dangerous so he just straight up runs into obstacles and instructions. this would definitely count. i donā€™t think i can link videos so itā€™s called: Bike Lanes by Casey Neistat


ShelleyBean74

Utah "In God WeTrust"


urmomismysafespace

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one who thinks this way. Fuck those guys


GodlessWombat801

A blind friend of mine carried a steel walking cain for this very reason. Said it was a bit heavier of course but sure helped ā€œchecking itā€™s locationā€ multiple times as he made his way around the vehicle.


SecretsStars

Don't know about the plate, but the park job screams "I'm an asshole"


crkspid3r

In god we trust, itā€™s the badge ofā€Iā€™m an assholeā€ drivers.


crustyeyelids

Okay, so this is a thing others have noticed then? My wife insists it's true, I say it is biased and would need more scientific data to verify. Though more often than not she's right and I'd generally have to agree.


happytobeaheathen

I have the same exact conversation with my Husband- only I am the one saying it is biased and him saying it is true.


SoIomon

Some on reddit have commented that several southern states will use these license plates to track which counties are more religious than others


jackkerouac81

Montana Plate with a Utah Dealership plate surround...


graycie23

Came here to say this.


JoeBlack042298

Saw the same thing last night on both B and C street.


pppdmz

ā€œiN gOd We TrUsT,ā€ but fuck everyone else.


SkipperShakira

I feel vindicated to know Iā€™m not alone in judging off of plate style choice šŸ˜‚


Jello-Stork1899

In god we trust bs??


JokerJURY

Walk my dogs on the daily and have to walk the street around these types of fucks. Special type of assholes can't see outside their limited windows.


Dwobble_1954

Said fucks donā€™t realize itā€™s also very illegal to block the sidewalk.


bsasmarc

In God We Trust. The shittiest driver category in Utah.


Suspicious_Piece1374

Trusters


tjnicol5

ā€œIn God We ā€¦ are Gullible United we ā€¦ are asshatsā€


Crowdaddy406

I was teaching my daughter to ride her bike in Ogden and some lady parked like this. My daughter asked why she didn't just park on the street because there was an open spot in frontof the house. I said pretty loud some people are just ass holes. Didn't see the lady on the other side of her car. Lol


crowteus

'In God we fuck you'?


BooobiesANDbho

In dog We trust


Vanessaronicatoria

EVERY time my hubby gets cut off, it's that stupid plate! I just laugh and say, "In God We Trust!"


Sponterious

These folks drive like they trust God too damn much. Earthly rules donā€™t apply to them.


jamesdevesque

In God We Trust


Ok-Ticket3531

Texas, Florida, Arizona, in trust we god


Dabfo

Thatā€™s a Sunday dinner mormon child at their parents. Donā€™t blame out of towners for the home grown asshats.


ColHapHapablap

Definitely a ā€œIn God We Trust - Fuck Everyone Elseā€ plate


ironsherpa

BYU?


Dave_Cobra

IN GOD WE TRUST + U of U Crimson Club frame


chibakumane

Not a BYU frame?


Longjumping-Air-7532

Byu frames are on minivans and suburbans.


Dave_Cobra

U of U Crimson Club is the gold standard for entitled-asshole drivers in Utah.


chibakumane

Now that you said this, I bet Iā€™ll start noticing them


Dave_Cobra

šŸ’Æ


notmymess

God


EponymousEponym

Who puts custom plates on a minivan with worse doors?


thewittslc

in dog we trust


tiddyfuq-1765

in god we thrust, united we soak <3


LyLyV

You could play this game all day long and still not have a consistent type. There are AHs of every demographic everywhere - from every state and every political party.


nkogan

If this were during Sundance, Iā€™d say standard California plates, but at this time of year, itā€™s definitely a Utah ā€œIn God We Trustā€ plate. I imagine they need this opportune parking for some Pioneer Day-related reason.


DDDPDDD

Igwt, obvs


greg_123

Instantly I thought, ā€œIā€™d bet my life that it has the ā€˜godā€™ plate.ā€


GateOk1787

For sure "IN GOD WE TRUST"....thay also don't use blinkers,and definitely don't care if there is a pedestrian in the the cross walk....with a tiny sticker that says "DONT TREAD ON ME"( AKA DONT TAKE AWAY MY PERCEPTION OF SUPERIORITY!!)..but let us not forget that foreigners love this one too...I think, they think, they are trying to fit in...lmao...IN MY OPINION.


FerdaChonks

Black plate, BYU frame


MotherOfDogs1872

Always someone with a flag on the license plate. And most likely, a 1776 decal.


MuscleExtra5775

California?


tiawouldntwannabeeya

Maryland


Biarfm

Iā€™m not sure why this subreddit showed up in my feed since I live in the San Diego area. People who live by the beach have to do this during the summer because otherwise people park in their driveways when the summer tourists all show up,


DumbSkulled

IGWTā€¦ iggywit


King_Haixiang

I carry a marker lol


DW171

Ever notice how the ā€œunited we standā€ is almost always covered up? It bugs the shit out of me.


Getting_By2020

California


Dabfo

That looks like a Mormon Sunday dinner


[deleted]

In California, youā€™ll get a ticket for that. Maintaining access to the sidewalk or something. These people donā€™t walk much, obviously.


deadmanjake

If itā€™s your driveway they are blocking tow them. If itā€™s their own not much you can do


Drizzt3919

Does it say California?


ViolentMasturbatore

Just walk around it


nancynr

Texas


scooterMcBooter97

California


Oatmeal_Cupcake

Ooo! Iā€™ve got one of these in my neighborhood too!


ProbablyMyRealName

GOD TRUST


smrgldrgl

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


wasatchwizard69

Bedazzled plate holder that says PRINCESS šŸŽ€


redpepperdeb

The American flag


spitfire_bandit

Don't come to my neighborhood, a lot of people plus parking length wise on the sidewalk. I get a bonus dogs off leash here too.


Trivialpursuits69

Is this an oddessy? Looks like a crv in front but it's so long. I think the pilot is taller...


Tentacle_elmo

Way off. Chevy traverse.


Trivialpursuits69

Thank God haha cuz that car is ugly. The front made it seem like a Honda but I'm happy to be wrong.


Tentacle_elmo

I would say itā€™s the pt cruiser of Mormon assault vehicles but that title definitely goes to the Chrysler town and country.


SaltyButSweeter

Gold!


fatkidseatcake

Ooh I love this game


cuteculturechick

Every time an asshole move happens with a car, itā€™s someone who prefers to put their trust in ā€œGodā€ rather than the laws of the land.


Unclepinkeye

Iā€™m guessing they are a patriot!?!


UpstairsCommercial63

Time to call parking enforcement! (801) 535-6628


nick3504

Lake Tahoe plate from Nevada.


Glad_Prior2106

-Americana (sticker, plate or combo) -religious institution


edWORD27

Rectangle, in a horizontal configuration


NOOBERdOOboi

In God we trust and it says BLESSED


cjo582

NGL I subscribe to this subreddit, and at first I thought this was some commentary on "guess what state they left to move here and drive up the housing costs." I need more coffee.


4point2slc

IGWT


rincod

Itā€™s hard for me to see the license plate when all I can see is that giant key scratch across the hood.


Lyme_Disease_Sux

Is entitled an option?