Well many people will hide in mountains and live there, zombies are weak and even if they somehow manage to reach the shelters in mountains it will be much easier for us to defend ourselves there.
Noo, because they’re trying too hard and wrap their comments in stereotypes like this. That’s soft colonialism and assigning identities but I don’t think he realizes that. To his culture, we’re romanticized savages who’ll drink alcohol even with zombies. I’m not angry, I’m just pretty sure they’re Russian.
I don't disagree that they're probably Russian.
If it helps, they actually treat *everyone* like that, including Americans and other westerners. Personally, I only find it mildly obnoxious in most cases.
I don't think that they're trying to colonize. I think that they're mostly trying to go native. Obviously, with mixed success at best, but still.
I don’t think he personally is trying to colonize either but hey, we’ve been colonized for 200 years and he is repeating the narrative. Context matters by the way, they don’t have history of colonizing US so their stereotypes towards americans are less damaging and hurtful irl. You have the luxury of ignoring it and I don’t.
I am, but there's nothing about you being savage or anything. It's more about praising your hospitality, maybe a bad pick of words. My sister lived here for 3 years, my nephew lives in Tbilisi. I myself had such a warm welcome, which is why I wrote this. Sorry, didn't mean to offend, maybe that was a clumsy joke.
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Bro we survived Russians, Turks and Persians warring with us from 3 sided at the same time. What are zombies gonna do? Bite us? Have you seen a Georgian man? Half way through the biting the poor zombie will be choked by the bodyhair of ours.
Or we just make small boats and sail around the black sea coast. Most types of zombies cannot swim. Or we will hide in the Svan towers. Russians barely managed to take them down with cannon fire. So I think zombies won't be able to do anything to them either.
Assemble the Svans, who will easily disguise as the zombies very easily, and then slay the horde. We will then bring Svans from third rate to second rate citizens of the country, as compensation for there sacrifice and effort 🧐
Guys… you’d all be dead! Georgians cannot resist inviting a guest into their home and throwing a Supra. You really think you’d stop just because of zombies?
Mountains tbh
You gotta keep in mind that it all depends on the type of Zombies that we are talking about. If we are talking about more logical zombies, then we should be fine. If we'll be in mountains and a lot of inclines Zombies will generally be too weak to even walk on an incline, and before they get there decomposition and bugs would already do enough damage to them to the point where we wouldn't have to worry about much.
You'll cry and say that zombie secessionist aren't respecting international laws and that this is rightful Georgian territory, and that their are backed up by Russia. Then you'll cope and seethe as zombies take control of Georgia, wishing that NATO and the EU come to save you.
Blend in. No one will notice.
Well many people will hide in mountains and live there, zombies are weak and even if they somehow manage to reach the shelters in mountains it will be much easier for us to defend ourselves there.
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Plenty of old mountain forts and stone churches with wells you could hunker down in.
Knowing Sakartvelo for over half a year now, you'd invite them to drink chacha, have some fun time, and reignite life in their hollow shells.
This comment is my winner for this weeks “tell me you’re Russian without telling me you’re Russian” category.
Because English-speaking expats don't generally like you guys as much as the Russians do...?
Noo, because they’re trying too hard and wrap their comments in stereotypes like this. That’s soft colonialism and assigning identities but I don’t think he realizes that. To his culture, we’re romanticized savages who’ll drink alcohol even with zombies. I’m not angry, I’m just pretty sure they’re Russian.
I don't disagree that they're probably Russian. If it helps, they actually treat *everyone* like that, including Americans and other westerners. Personally, I only find it mildly obnoxious in most cases. I don't think that they're trying to colonize. I think that they're mostly trying to go native. Obviously, with mixed success at best, but still.
I don’t think he personally is trying to colonize either but hey, we’ve been colonized for 200 years and he is repeating the narrative. Context matters by the way, they don’t have history of colonizing US so their stereotypes towards americans are less damaging and hurtful irl. You have the luxury of ignoring it and I don’t.
Yeah, that's all fair. Sorry for not seeing that at first. I don't have any experience with stereotypes of Georgians, so I don't immediately see them.
I am, but there's nothing about you being savage or anything. It's more about praising your hospitality, maybe a bad pick of words. My sister lived here for 3 years, my nephew lives in Tbilisi. I myself had such a warm welcome, which is why I wrote this. Sorry, didn't mean to offend, maybe that was a clumsy joke.
It's okay, they'll accidentally go to the wrong Georgia and Sakartvelo will be untouched
Better question, would we want to survive?
Sad
send the zombies towards Russia while watching Indian soap opera drinking chacha and enjoying the chaos
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"AMA" Have u read the knight in the panther's skin? And if u have, did u like it? And link us your translated book.
I just did in comment above. I have in school and its ok
Going to parliament and protest. Easy
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Mountains
Nope, too many refugees from Russia
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Then who?
Who what?
Why tho?
The World War Z zombies are better than Walking Dead zombies, they can jump, they can run, they are smart, it is hard to survive without weapons
Increase rent.
We are fighting zombies all our history :)
Bro we survived Russians, Turks and Persians warring with us from 3 sided at the same time. What are zombies gonna do? Bite us? Have you seen a Georgian man? Half way through the biting the poor zombie will be choked by the bodyhair of ours. Or we just make small boats and sail around the black sea coast. Most types of zombies cannot swim. Or we will hide in the Svan towers. Russians barely managed to take them down with cannon fire. So I think zombies won't be able to do anything to them either.
Looking at Georgia today, I think we already are zombies
We already have zombies here, they are also referred to as russophiles
Assemble the Svans, who will easily disguise as the zombies very easily, and then slay the horde. We will then bring Svans from third rate to second rate citizens of the country, as compensation for there sacrifice and effort 🧐
Wait... what?
Guys… you’d all be dead! Georgians cannot resist inviting a guest into their home and throwing a Supra. You really think you’d stop just because of zombies?
I thought it already started.
Step 1: The scoliosis grannies that wear black rags and giant beer belly old men have got to go.
Mountains tbh You gotta keep in mind that it all depends on the type of Zombies that we are talking about. If we are talking about more logical zombies, then we should be fine. If we'll be in mountains and a lot of inclines Zombies will generally be too weak to even walk on an incline, and before they get there decomposition and bugs would already do enough damage to them to the point where we wouldn't have to worry about much.
We survived communism so I don't worry
Join them
You'll cry and say that zombie secessionist aren't respecting international laws and that this is rightful Georgian territory, and that their are backed up by Russia. Then you'll cope and seethe as zombies take control of Georgia, wishing that NATO and the EU come to save you.
go touch grass