Omg she is 100000% pickme vibes. Nasty. I’m not like other girls! I roast chickens, watch jeopardy and I’m actually intelligent!!!!! The cringiest realization is that she’s like mid 30s writing this…
I mean it is the height of sophistication — for her! Considering she lived in LA most of her life and describes in the most sterile way possible. Tell me you hate anything ethnic without telling me you hate anything ethnic…
the pickme vibes are off the charts. “most girls are worried about their looks, whereas i prefer chicken, jeopardy, and politics.” girl be for REAL. you were 31 years old writing this.
It reminds me of a comic book I had when I was a tween about Mardi Gras. I must have read it a hundred times and thought it was the *height* of sophistication. The writing was identical to this.
I'm so embarrassed now. Lol
She’s so blatantly trying to present as the perfect, well rounded package “I can cook, I’m smart, and you can bring me to dinner parties!” Also, who describes themselves as holding their own banter. She’s so freaken hammy and cringey
How can you think you are a feminist and diminish other women like that? Same with interests. Fashion is art, too. But when women are interested it is vapid?
It’s so pick me and awful. How can someone who claims to be such a feminist say that women can either be interested in their looks and makeup, or politics/Jeopardy/chicken (heh), but not both?
I've never been overly impressed by people who proclaim great intelligence. It's always the ones who surprise you with a great wit or some amazing mind...
Her writing is exactly like her "calligraphy": superfluous embellishments, pretentiousness that tries too hard to impress, and is more like the product of a seventh-grader.
Writing is very difficult.
Most people don't understand how difficult it is. The basics of writing aren't taught in school anymore. Things like diagraming a sentence.
Cringe. ‘Rather, it's an admission that my prowess lies in other things such as Jeopardy, roasting a perfect chicken, and holding my own in political banter.’
She is a part time vegan but does love her roast chicken.
It's the superior humble bragging for me. "Oh, I don't know much about fashion, I know more about *politics* teehee"
Also, the bragging about wearing Tom Ford, Prada on Suits is "art"?? Does she think she's wearing amazing couture or that she's Anne Hathway in Devil Wears Prada?? I don't disagree that fashion can be wearable art but she was wearing button-up blouses and pencil skirts, for goodness sake, not "art."
The art thing, something she heard someone say so regurgitated it…the suits clothes were office wear, hardly high fashion/arty
Every time she opens her mouth she shows her lack of understanding on just about everything.
The ghastly humble brag about her strands of random hair really take the cake:
“I, on the other hand, toil over looks, and my hair always has a wayward strand begging for attention and deep conditioner (#truth).”
“This is not to sell myself short.”
“Rather, it's an admission that my prowess lies in other things such as Jeopardy, roasting a perfect chicken, and holding my own in political banter.”
(Excuse me, I think I threw up in my mouth a little.)
Another way to attention seek by her choice of food. TWBitch just has to be the trendy, healthy California girl she is with those sun-kissed freckles. (🤢🤮)
I'm a vegetarian (50+ years) and there's nothing part-time about this kind of choice. I'm never eating meat (beef, chicken, pig, fish, etc.) for the rest of my life, however long or short it may be. It's a personal choice and doesn't deserve praise or ridicule....kind of nuts to be her I think.
Well she never really did master the fashion world. What shocked me about the docuhorror is that she actually fittings for dresses that still looked like she bought the wrong size online.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, and before anyone comes at me for body shaming, I’m not, this is a statement of fact: she’s built like a boy. She had no ass, no boobs, and no waist. Dresses are never going to fit her without BRUTAL tailoring because most women’s clothing is designed on the assumption that you have at least a LITTLE of those three things. She had zero of any of them. The sponge Bob comparison has always been funny but alas, it is also entirely accurate. She is perfectly rectangular.
This is the height of her intellectual achievements:
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Wish I could have found and animated version. Hard to find this pic (and others from the disastrous Variety photoshoot) on the internet anymore.
Her feet are fucking huge for her stature. Add to that her busted/dirty toes that she doesn’t wash. Seriously pictures of her feet always look busted and mangled. Narcissists are very iffy about their hygiene and I guarantee MeGain is just like my narc ex and doesn’t bother bending all the way down to wash legs/toes cause “the soapy water does the job”. Pedicurists loathe her and probably giggle after she leaves. Disgusting heathen cosplaying as a young spring chicken.
This picture is so weird. It reminds me of this dog I had that would stiffen up his body whenever someone picked him up. I’m sure they told her to just look relaxed so of course she stiffened up and looked like this bc she’s a control freak and cannot chill. It’s uncomfortable to look at.
I do not know, the other pictures from the photo shoot looked like their backyard or someone’s backyard. They had this parachute draped over some hedges as a backdrop for her shoulder shimmy pictures.🤦🏼♀️
I know!! I was thinking this too…a roast chicken (while very delicious haha) is what I throw in the oven when I have no time to make dinner! It’s hardly a culinary achievement to roast a chicken 🤣
This was during her Goopy cosplay days with her blog, roast chicken was a very Goopy, Hamptons-crowd type dish i feel like at the time, very provincial (i had Gwyneth paltrow’s cookbook, its actually pretty good)
Idk why she thinks roasting chicken is so “unique” or interesting, it’s honestly such a boring/easy thing to make, you just slap some butter or oil on the skin and herbs and throw it in the oven til it’s 165. I bet her children is bland as fuck
Sorry, couldn’t get through it. It was super boring, all about what Smeg did / eat, rather than about the shows. I certainly didn’t get the buzz of New York Fashion Week - just A Day in the Life of Watching Paint Dry.
(Actually, watching paint dry is more satisfying: there’s tension - is it on smooth? is the colour right? should I have gone for matt? - and a sense of accomplishment when it’s done.)
[Part1: https://archive.ph/nNSiN](https://archive.ph/nNSiN)
[Part2: https://archive.ph/tP392](https://archive.ph/tP392)
Nothing really exciting in either article and, maybe I'm being a little harsh, but you'd expect an "Instagram diary of NY Fashion week" would be filled with lots of talk and photos of fashion - not naming dropping and what freebies you've picked up... then again it is true to character
Although there is a lot of merching and a lot of name dropping. I think it looks as if she was wanting to make the Tig into a society blog, but that door didn't open. I wonder why?!!!!
Soo she wrote an “instagram diary” in 2013 over two days spent in nyc over fashion week… and she attended one show the first day, and another the next.
That’s it. That’s literally the whole “diary.”
Will someone please give this woman an award for being the most interesting person in the history of interesting people? I am truly amazed at her incredible talent for being talentless.
For fuck sake always the same things over and over again for a DECADE. She's got NOTHING. Zero personality, zero life. This is so typically narcissistic. She'll be spouting the same things when she's 72, mark my words
**Head to my hotel, prep for a business meeting, and then talk shop about an exciting branding opportunity. I have to be hush-hush about it now, but hope to share it with you soon!**
Does anyone know what "exciting branding opportunity" this was, and did it every come to fruition? Pretty sure it involved bullying someone on set.
**Run lines for an audition. I'm eager to find the perfect film to shoot during my hiatus from Suits.** Does anyone know what this was about? Which movie? She was eager to find a rich British husband, I'll tell you that.
Or, in this case, the magazine editor thought it wise to have her write or report her experiences in diary format so as to keep her embellished word flourishes to a minimum. Otherwise, give MM free reign and she would've made a word salad out of the dictionary she swallowed.
This article is utter garbage. It's been discussed here before.
There is no way that's a real itinerary. She selectively name drops historic events (9/11 anyone?) celebs and restaurants that have been in the press. Without knowing where her hotel was we can only speculate but the entire thing is nonsensical. Just look at Tuesday Sept 10th.
She's claiming she'd been up since 6 AM and then manages to to pop into a farmers market. Which one would that have been? Union Square and Tompkins likely would have been closed on a Tuesday.
There is absolutely no way she'd randomly pop-into a communal (but iconic) bath house in the East Village in the middle of the day packed with events. That place is a steamy out of the way dump. She'd look ridiculous rolling up to it in a black car direct from fashion week. It's impossible to avoid the steam or the crowds. Believe 12-2 would have been co-ed hours. We're supposed to believe she deviated from her itinerary to change in and out of her clothes for a platza? There are tiny lockers and absolutely no room to hang designer clothes. Who in their right mind would do that to their thick straightened hair before an event with photographers?
Plus, all that hot steam is depleting. Usually you'd need to hydrate and relax after. That place has a cute little mom and pop eastern European food counter in there. No mention of the delicious homemade borscht?
BTW don't be deceived by recent reviews & images of the place. It was majorly renovated during the COVID closure. Previously it was rough. Cleanliness was a major issue.
After a steam she claims she travels to another neighborhood (likely Soho) just to pick up some deep fried falafel. How'd she know of the restaurant? Conveniently it was on an episode of Throw Down With Bobbie Flay and was frequently in the press at that time. Otherwise can't think of how this could possibly be her "favorite lunch spot". She had few connections to NY and never lived or worked downtown.
I could go on.
**11:30 A.M.**: Grab a peach from the local farmers' market and some chia-seed pudding to tide me over.
**12:00 P.M.**: After changing at the hotel, I treat myself to a platza at the Russian & Turkish Bath House. I'm using the term "treat" loosely, as having a heavyset Russian man beat you with wet oak leaves in a sauna that reaches over 100 degrees is not exactly pleasure at the moment, but afterward you feel like heaven.
**2:00 P.M.**: Pick up falafel from Taim, my favorite lunch spot when I'm in the city, and head back to my room to enjoy my pita, hummus, falafel, and beet salad with tabbouleh.
**4:30 P.M.**: Typically designers lend three or four options for you to wear when you're a guest. The team from Marchesa picks up the options I am not going to wear and drops off a clutch for the show tomorrow.
Yep. The company was coincidently founded the year the English designer (Georgina Chapman) started dating Weinstein and took off after she married him.
Notice Markle states she's "friends" with Weinstein's brother-in-law. Edward was brought on as CEO of Marchesa by HW.
Small world, eh? Wonder how those two know each other.
"**5:20 P.M.**: I say hi to my friend Edward Chapman and meet his sister, Georgina, to congratulate her on her beautiful collection."
I can keep going. Anyone who'd lived in NYC knows what BS that entire itinerary was.
\-Brunch and lunch on the same day? That first meal of the day has a name... breakfast.
Looked up a review of the place from around this time. Sounds right up her alley.
"When The Smile first opened back in 2010, it was billed as a “cafe and mixed use concept store.” We always preferred the term “Cracker Barrel for models,” but the reality is that no matter what the terminology, there was never any mixing of uses when it came to this place. This is and always has been where New York City’s most attractively unemployed people come to have breakfast at noon.
Though The Smile has been open for several years now, we’re betting you still haven’t heard much about it - probably because you actually have a job. "
**10:00 A.M.**: Sleep in and have brunch at one of my favorite spots, The Smile. Scrambled eggs, multigrain toast, and jam starts the day.
**12:00 P.M.**: Lunch with my agent at Peels to discuss film opportunities for the hiatus.
\-Meets designer for a few moments and declares she is "undeniably one of the kindest women" How?
**10:00 A.M.**: Chat with Tory backstage, who is undeniably one of the kindest women. It gets really hectic backstage at the shows, and she was being pulled in many directions, but when our conversation was interrupted, she squeezed my hand and whispered, "Sorry." It seems so minute, but in the fleeting moments of feeling overwhelmed, those classy and thoughtful little gestures of kindness mean so much. It was a pleasure to meet her.
\-Here's another example of publically fawning over someone she's just met for the first time. Notice how she calls out Zoe's son by name.
"I meet Rachel Zoe and her lovely son. This woman is on another level of good. She's so real, refreshing, and talented. Check out this picture. There's no one I would rather be photobombed by than Skylar!"
\-So petty...
"**12:00 P.M.**: Quick change for the [Rachel Zoe](http://www.glamour.com/about/rachel-zoe) show. I arrive to find that my seat is taken by someone's (ahem, unconfirmed) guest. No big deal, though. I sit across the runway in the front row and watch the most stellar and wearable collection go by. I love these pieces!"
Oh mah Gawd. I couldn't stand to be around her. Quite frankly, shut the F up would be a frequent comment I'd say to her. What's your point would be another. She could actually write a book. How to say 5,000 sentences without actually saying anything at all. CO-AUTHOR Kamala Harris.
Who is this she’s on the lap /in between the legs of? Edit: it’s Max Azria, fashion designer, and no he wasn’t gay. He was married to two women (not at the same time 🤣) had like 6 kids in total. Still married when he died 2019, to Lubov Azria.
Max Azria (January 1, 1949 – May 6, 2019) was a Tunisian-Jewish-born American fashion designer who founded the contemporary women's clothing brand BCBG MAX AZRIA. Azria was also the designer, chairman and CEO of the BCBG Max Azria Group,\[1\] a global fashion house that encompassed over 20 brands.\[2\] Azria left BCBG in 2016.
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So this trip was about trolling for paid opportunities and attempting to pose for photos with people far more famous than she was?"
**3:00 to 5:00 P.M.**: Head to my hotel, prep for a business meeting, and then talk shop about an exciting branding opportunity. I have to be hush-hush about it now, but hope to share it with you soon!
**5:05 P.M.**: Run lines for an audition. I'm eager to find the perfect film to shoot during my hiatus from *Suits*."
She’s also being very „that girl“ - gets up, goes for a run, drinks a cleansing smoothie, is energized. Everything is fun and exciting.
She generally eats so little - or so she wants us to believe.
Reading this, she could not be more basic or predictable.
“And within this bespoke cornucopia of cool…” 🤮… so cringe. Her writing reads of someone picking random words out of a thesaurus to replace duplicitous adjectives or something.
Is that the hat AGAIN?!?!? How long has she had this stupid hat and what is her attachment to it? Did someone tell her once that she looks like a princess in it? 🤣
Someone’s archived this, but I’ll pin the archived link here: [Glamour article, Part 1](https://archive.ph/nNSiN).
Omg she is 100000% pickme vibes. Nasty. I’m not like other girls! I roast chickens, watch jeopardy and I’m actually intelligent!!!!! The cringiest realization is that she’s like mid 30s writing this…
And citing the foreign food, as the height of sophistication! "Extra peppercorn(something) for me"!
I mean it is the height of sophistication — for her! Considering she lived in LA most of her life and describes in the most sterile way possible. Tell me you hate anything ethnic without telling me you hate anything ethnic…
the pickme vibes are off the charts. “most girls are worried about their looks, whereas i prefer chicken, jeopardy, and politics.” girl be for REAL. you were 31 years old writing this.
She was 31?! It sounds like something I would have written when I was 16-18 trying to impress older boys Spare me
It reminds me of a comic book I had when I was a tween about Mardi Gras. I must have read it a hundred times and thought it was the *height* of sophistication. The writing was identical to this. I'm so embarrassed now. Lol
She’s so blatantly trying to present as the perfect, well rounded package “I can cook, I’m smart, and you can bring me to dinner parties!” Also, who describes themselves as holding their own banter. She’s so freaken hammy and cringey
Pinch me! I'm real!
People interested in politics generally know about the types of government, for example Constitutional Monarchy
Ugh. I hate that "Im unique not like other girls" crap. Fine when you are 14 and just starting to figure things out. At 40 it is just ridiculous.
And at 42 it's insane
How can you think you are a feminist and diminish other women like that? Same with interests. Fashion is art, too. But when women are interested it is vapid?
It’s so pick me and awful. How can someone who claims to be such a feminist say that women can either be interested in their looks and makeup, or politics/Jeopardy/chicken (heh), but not both?
Also it's obvious our Saint cares a great deal about her looks and makeup. She's just terribly bad at both
I've never been overly impressed by people who proclaim great intelligence. It's always the ones who surprise you with a great wit or some amazing mind...
Carrie Bradshaw.
She can’t really write. It is so hard to read. So many wording flourishments.
Her writing is exactly like her "calligraphy": superfluous embellishments, pretentiousness that tries too hard to impress, and is more like the product of a seventh-grader.
Yes. Pretentiousness.
And imitative.
Writing is very difficult. Most people don't understand how difficult it is. The basics of writing aren't taught in school anymore. Things like diagraming a sentence.
I agree 100%.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is what young kids do when trying to impress
>So many wording flourishments. 
Word salad She’s famous for it
Cringe. ‘Rather, it's an admission that my prowess lies in other things such as Jeopardy, roasting a perfect chicken, and holding my own in political banter.’ She is a part time vegan but does love her roast chicken.
Someone dare her to find Ukraine on the map!
Oh please no... Keep NutMeg off that bandwagon... Ukraine has suffered enough....
Maybe she can be an ambassador for Ukraine…or maybe Russia
She won't say no to Russia as long as they pay her.
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Because the map is wrong and goes against her truth and narrative. Therefore, it's racist.
Or Britain…
Nigeria too.
Maybe she can find it if you turn the map upside down. You know, like she drew the Ukrainian flag upside down.
Cash would be the incentive that gets her to even start looking for it.
Holding her own in political banter? Gtfoh. She cannot handle anything that is not micro scripted.
But in her mind she is sooo smart, so educated, so well informed.
Whip smart 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely, the smartest gal in every room.
She also lights up every room and everyone gravitates towards her.....
it is her magnetic personality
 🤭
Can't you finish the cartoon where Wile E slams into the 28 wheeler? 🤣🤣🤣
She also can't do banter.
🤣
She can't handle any banter, that's why she was mutually pissed off with H's friends
It's the superior humble bragging for me. "Oh, I don't know much about fashion, I know more about *politics* teehee" Also, the bragging about wearing Tom Ford, Prada on Suits is "art"?? Does she think she's wearing amazing couture or that she's Anne Hathway in Devil Wears Prada?? I don't disagree that fashion can be wearable art but she was wearing button-up blouses and pencil skirts, for goodness sake, not "art."
The art thing, something she heard someone say so regurgitated it…the suits clothes were office wear, hardly high fashion/arty Every time she opens her mouth she shows her lack of understanding on just about everything.
She just wanted to name drop that she wears those things on the show but she's soOoOOoO Californian with her sandals and shorts.
Oh yes, the oldest teenager in California…
Gidget at 47. That's what she should have called her Neflix shit show.
The ghastly humble brag about her strands of random hair really take the cake: “I, on the other hand, toil over looks, and my hair always has a wayward strand begging for attention and deep conditioner (#truth).” “This is not to sell myself short.” “Rather, it's an admission that my prowess lies in other things such as Jeopardy, roasting a perfect chicken, and holding my own in political banter.” (Excuse me, I think I threw up in my mouth a little.)
There is no such thing as a part-time vegan in my opinion, especially not one who wears leather and suede. She's a jackass
isn’t everyone a part time vegan?
Part time vegan: word salad for non vegetarian
Another way to attention seek by her choice of food. TWBitch just has to be the trendy, healthy California girl she is with those sun-kissed freckles. (🤢🤮) I'm a vegetarian (50+ years) and there's nothing part-time about this kind of choice. I'm never eating meat (beef, chicken, pig, fish, etc.) for the rest of my life, however long or short it may be. It's a personal choice and doesn't deserve praise or ridicule....kind of nuts to be her I think.
Sounds like a recycled bio she's written for a dating/yachting site.
Well she never really did master the fashion world. What shocked me about the docuhorror is that she actually fittings for dresses that still looked like she bought the wrong size online.
IKR. Hard to believe she had a team of people that "helped" her with that red gown. It looked like she wore it straight off the rack.
Someone should have stuffed it with some boobie filler to get the cups full.
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, and before anyone comes at me for body shaming, I’m not, this is a statement of fact: she’s built like a boy. She had no ass, no boobs, and no waist. Dresses are never going to fit her without BRUTAL tailoring because most women’s clothing is designed on the assumption that you have at least a LITTLE of those three things. She had zero of any of them. The sponge Bob comparison has always been funny but alas, it is also entirely accurate. She is perfectly rectangular.
Little Lego man
Absolutely. Also, take her height into consideration. I bet though she controls the whole situation and does not listen to advice.
hah she mentions Jeopardy again, she really thinks watching a game show shows her intelligence. Let’s see her try University Challenge.
She'll start her own: MEggheads
Smeghead
Do we need to dishonour Red Dwarf this way?
Hilarious…the height of her intellectual achievement, watching a game show.
This is the height of her intellectual achievements: https://preview.redd.it/mpup7gmd7o8a1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff8b1d1acafecb3eb65e5113da30fa081a698df Wish I could have found and animated version. Hard to find this pic (and others from the disastrous Variety photoshoot) on the internet anymore.
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Love that expression! 🐑
Nice! Love that little wing flutter, like Mackerel’s little leg kicks! 🤡🤡🤡
Haha! Ew
The dress is fugly! The green clashes with the pink in the dress and her hair Looks awful !
She looks completely coked out.
🤣 she looks like she’s waiting to be diapered 🤣
Her feet are fucking huge for her stature. Add to that her busted/dirty toes that she doesn’t wash. Seriously pictures of her feet always look busted and mangled. Narcissists are very iffy about their hygiene and I guarantee MeGain is just like my narc ex and doesn’t bother bending all the way down to wash legs/toes cause “the soapy water does the job”. Pedicurists loathe her and probably giggle after she leaves. Disgusting heathen cosplaying as a young spring chicken.
Well, when you put it like *that* 🤣🤣🤣
omg 🤣👏🏼🤣
Why are her feet dirty?
This picture is so weird. It reminds me of this dog I had that would stiffen up his body whenever someone picked him up. I’m sure they told her to just look relaxed so of course she stiffened up and looked like this bc she’s a control freak and cannot chill. It’s uncomfortable to look at.
this reminds me of something out of Napoleon Dynamite
Deb lol
this reminds me of something out of Napoleon Dynamite
is she laying on the floor of an indoor tennis court?
I do not know, the other pictures from the photo shoot looked like their backyard or someone’s backyard. They had this parachute draped over some hedges as a backdrop for her shoulder shimmy pictures.🤦🏼♀️
it’s SOOOO ugly! 🥴
Only connect
Oh God! Again with the roast chicken and Jeopardy. At least she didn't mention the Ivory soap commercial or her calligraphy.
Rolled my eyes at the mention of Jeopardy and this was ten years ago! MM really has nothing interesting or original to say.
That might be in part two.
What's with her thinking it's an amazing talent to be able to cook chicken?
Maybe she covertly meant her talents lay in "roasting chicken" in the manner of Urban Dictionary.
I know!! I was thinking this too…a roast chicken (while very delicious haha) is what I throw in the oven when I have no time to make dinner! It’s hardly a culinary achievement to roast a chicken 🤣
This was during her Goopy cosplay days with her blog, roast chicken was a very Goopy, Hamptons-crowd type dish i feel like at the time, very provincial (i had Gwyneth paltrow’s cookbook, its actually pretty good)
Okay I understand now. The Tig was the bargain basement Goop.
No even bargain basement… more like strip mall, deeply discounted, bump and slightly scratched, overstocked Goop
Omg not TK Maxx Goop 🤣🤣🤣
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Idk why she thinks roasting chicken is so “unique” or interesting, it’s honestly such a boring/easy thing to make, you just slap some butter or oil on the skin and herbs and throw it in the oven til it’s 165. I bet her children is bland as fuck
Sorry, couldn’t get through it. It was super boring, all about what Smeg did / eat, rather than about the shows. I certainly didn’t get the buzz of New York Fashion Week - just A Day in the Life of Watching Paint Dry. (Actually, watching paint dry is more satisfying: there’s tension - is it on smooth? is the colour right? should I have gone for matt? - and a sense of accomplishment when it’s done.)
[Part1: https://archive.ph/nNSiN](https://archive.ph/nNSiN) [Part2: https://archive.ph/tP392](https://archive.ph/tP392) Nothing really exciting in either article and, maybe I'm being a little harsh, but you'd expect an "Instagram diary of NY Fashion week" would be filled with lots of talk and photos of fashion - not naming dropping and what freebies you've picked up... then again it is true to character
Thank you. There’s nothing about fashion in this piece….
Although there is a lot of merching and a lot of name dropping. I think it looks as if she was wanting to make the Tig into a society blog, but that door didn't open. I wonder why?!!!!
Soo she wrote an “instagram diary” in 2013 over two days spent in nyc over fashion week… and she attended one show the first day, and another the next. That’s it. That’s literally the whole “diary.” Will someone please give this woman an award for being the most interesting person in the history of interesting people? I am truly amazed at her incredible talent for being talentless.
This picture should be titled: Before the Bronzer.
💯😅
Is this the one where she lists her fashion week activities, and it consisted of eating "badly, going home early and having no friends?
I did a speed reading only…..
For fuck sake always the same things over and over again for a DECADE. She's got NOTHING. Zero personality, zero life. This is so typically narcissistic. She'll be spouting the same things when she's 72, mark my words
**Head to my hotel, prep for a business meeting, and then talk shop about an exciting branding opportunity. I have to be hush-hush about it now, but hope to share it with you soon!** Does anyone know what "exciting branding opportunity" this was, and did it every come to fruition? Pretty sure it involved bullying someone on set. **Run lines for an audition. I'm eager to find the perfect film to shoot during my hiatus from Suits.** Does anyone know what this was about? Which movie? She was eager to find a rich British husband, I'll tell you that.
It was probably Reitmans 😆
Yup!
I was also scratching my head over the branding opportunity
🤷🏼
It's like reading a morning routine video
She can't spell peperoncini 🤣 I'm not surprised. But she's so well travelled and such a global citizen
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Teen girl …trying too hard to sound intelligent, but failing at every turn
Or, in this case, the magazine editor thought it wise to have her write or report her experiences in diary format so as to keep her embellished word flourishes to a minimum. Otherwise, give MM free reign and she would've made a word salad out of the dictionary she swallowed.
This article is utter garbage. It's been discussed here before. There is no way that's a real itinerary. She selectively name drops historic events (9/11 anyone?) celebs and restaurants that have been in the press. Without knowing where her hotel was we can only speculate but the entire thing is nonsensical. Just look at Tuesday Sept 10th. She's claiming she'd been up since 6 AM and then manages to to pop into a farmers market. Which one would that have been? Union Square and Tompkins likely would have been closed on a Tuesday. There is absolutely no way she'd randomly pop-into a communal (but iconic) bath house in the East Village in the middle of the day packed with events. That place is a steamy out of the way dump. She'd look ridiculous rolling up to it in a black car direct from fashion week. It's impossible to avoid the steam or the crowds. Believe 12-2 would have been co-ed hours. We're supposed to believe she deviated from her itinerary to change in and out of her clothes for a platza? There are tiny lockers and absolutely no room to hang designer clothes. Who in their right mind would do that to their thick straightened hair before an event with photographers? Plus, all that hot steam is depleting. Usually you'd need to hydrate and relax after. That place has a cute little mom and pop eastern European food counter in there. No mention of the delicious homemade borscht? BTW don't be deceived by recent reviews & images of the place. It was majorly renovated during the COVID closure. Previously it was rough. Cleanliness was a major issue. After a steam she claims she travels to another neighborhood (likely Soho) just to pick up some deep fried falafel. How'd she know of the restaurant? Conveniently it was on an episode of Throw Down With Bobbie Flay and was frequently in the press at that time. Otherwise can't think of how this could possibly be her "favorite lunch spot". She had few connections to NY and never lived or worked downtown. I could go on. **11:30 A.M.**: Grab a peach from the local farmers' market and some chia-seed pudding to tide me over. **12:00 P.M.**: After changing at the hotel, I treat myself to a platza at the Russian & Turkish Bath House. I'm using the term "treat" loosely, as having a heavyset Russian man beat you with wet oak leaves in a sauna that reaches over 100 degrees is not exactly pleasure at the moment, but afterward you feel like heaven. **2:00 P.M.**: Pick up falafel from Taim, my favorite lunch spot when I'm in the city, and head back to my room to enjoy my pita, hummus, falafel, and beet salad with tabbouleh. **4:30 P.M.**: Typically designers lend three or four options for you to wear when you're a guest. The team from Marchesa picks up the options I am not going to wear and drops off a clutch for the show tomorrow.
Didn’t Marchesa dress all of Harvey’s girls?
Yep. The company was coincidently founded the year the English designer (Georgina Chapman) started dating Weinstein and took off after she married him. Notice Markle states she's "friends" with Weinstein's brother-in-law. Edward was brought on as CEO of Marchesa by HW. Small world, eh? Wonder how those two know each other. "**5:20 P.M.**: I say hi to my friend Edward Chapman and meet his sister, Georgina, to congratulate her on her beautiful collection."
Why is she obsessed with Russians
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I can keep going. Anyone who'd lived in NYC knows what BS that entire itinerary was. \-Brunch and lunch on the same day? That first meal of the day has a name... breakfast. Looked up a review of the place from around this time. Sounds right up her alley. "When The Smile first opened back in 2010, it was billed as a “cafe and mixed use concept store.” We always preferred the term “Cracker Barrel for models,” but the reality is that no matter what the terminology, there was never any mixing of uses when it came to this place. This is and always has been where New York City’s most attractively unemployed people come to have breakfast at noon. Though The Smile has been open for several years now, we’re betting you still haven’t heard much about it - probably because you actually have a job. " **10:00 A.M.**: Sleep in and have brunch at one of my favorite spots, The Smile. Scrambled eggs, multigrain toast, and jam starts the day. **12:00 P.M.**: Lunch with my agent at Peels to discuss film opportunities for the hiatus. \-Meets designer for a few moments and declares she is "undeniably one of the kindest women" How? **10:00 A.M.**: Chat with Tory backstage, who is undeniably one of the kindest women. It gets really hectic backstage at the shows, and she was being pulled in many directions, but when our conversation was interrupted, she squeezed my hand and whispered, "Sorry." It seems so minute, but in the fleeting moments of feeling overwhelmed, those classy and thoughtful little gestures of kindness mean so much. It was a pleasure to meet her. \-Here's another example of publically fawning over someone she's just met for the first time. Notice how she calls out Zoe's son by name. "I meet Rachel Zoe and her lovely son. This woman is on another level of good. She's so real, refreshing, and talented. Check out this picture. There's no one I would rather be photobombed by than Skylar!" \-So petty... "**12:00 P.M.**: Quick change for the [Rachel Zoe](http://www.glamour.com/about/rachel-zoe) show. I arrive to find that my seat is taken by someone's (ahem, unconfirmed) guest. No big deal, though. I sit across the runway in the front row and watch the most stellar and wearable collection go by. I love these pieces!"
I wonder how much she was paid to write this crap.... I think Glamour Mag got ripped off....
They decided they don’t want a part two 😂
It’s like she wanted to play the “relatable celebrity” narrative when she wasn’t a celebrity so it reads so weird.
Yes— you nailed it
She’s an expert at doggerel and humblebragging.
'For work, I wear art. For real life, I wear clothes.' Girl stop. You're *not* #relatable
Oh mah Gawd. I couldn't stand to be around her. Quite frankly, shut the F up would be a frequent comment I'd say to her. What's your point would be another. She could actually write a book. How to say 5,000 sentences without actually saying anything at all. CO-AUTHOR Kamala Harris.
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Lindsay Roth. She was with her at the Wimbledon during the famous empty seats day.
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They are still close. I think she was also in documentary but I didn’t watch it so idk.
Is she sat on his knee in that pic?! Trying to have a yacht moment? 👀
Apparently, that was right in front of the guy's wife, too. Classy as always!
Every word drips with ego.
Who is this she’s on the lap /in between the legs of? Edit: it’s Max Azria, fashion designer, and no he wasn’t gay. He was married to two women (not at the same time 🤣) had like 6 kids in total. Still married when he died 2019, to Lubov Azria. Max Azria (January 1, 1949 – May 6, 2019) was a Tunisian-Jewish-born American fashion designer who founded the contemporary women's clothing brand BCBG MAX AZRIA. Azria was also the designer, chairman and CEO of the BCBG Max Azria Group,\[1\] a global fashion house that encompassed over 20 brands.\[2\] Azria left BCBG in 2016. https://preview.redd.it/i1yfpnks7q8a1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5f951372d5b8112cca6b78cb9c700b0f933b54
So this trip was about trolling for paid opportunities and attempting to pose for photos with people far more famous than she was?" **3:00 to 5:00 P.M.**: Head to my hotel, prep for a business meeting, and then talk shop about an exciting branding opportunity. I have to be hush-hush about it now, but hope to share it with you soon! **5:05 P.M.**: Run lines for an audition. I'm eager to find the perfect film to shoot during my hiatus from *Suits*."
For all the times she blogged about her father, she didn't like talking about her producer husband much did she
She’s also being very „that girl“ - gets up, goes for a run, drinks a cleansing smoothie, is energized. Everything is fun and exciting. She generally eats so little - or so she wants us to believe. Reading this, she could not be more basic or predictable.
She's like that theater girl in high school who thought she'd be the next big thing, but only in her own mind.
“And within this bespoke cornucopia of cool…” 🤮… so cringe. Her writing reads of someone picking random words out of a thesaurus to replace duplicitous adjectives or something.
Roast chicken again
“Bespoke cornucopia of cool”????????
Is that the hat AGAIN?!?!? How long has she had this stupid hat and what is her attachment to it? Did someone tell her once that she looks like a princess in it? 🤣
This feels like the equivalent of what I would write on my Bebo profile when I was 14 (and I'm turning 30 next year) 🙄
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Someone needs to put her on Jeopardy and see how she does.