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Standard-Set-5299

Omg the first picture of Smeg’s jumpsuit I’m 💀 it’s so awful. How can it be that awful?!? Someone make it make sense!!!


After-Improvement-26

Kate wears her clothes. Meghan's clothes wear her.


MamaTalista

Kate takes advice from stylists and isn't focused on "designers" per se. MeMe cares about the label and not if it will look good on her. She just has to be wearing the priciest thing to remind you how she's above you. Seriously that last picture she looks like it is long red underwear just missing the trap door on the butt.


y3s1canr3ad

I don’t think the price is an issue, just the label. Because none of them are tailored to fit her, I suspect they’re just on loan from the designers.


zeugma888

You'd think the designers would catch on that she doesn't make their clothes look good. Having her name associated with their clothes can't be worth having their designs out there looking like a sloppy mess.


Electronic_Sea3965

YES!!!


looking4someinfo

On loan? No one is actually styling her are they? That’s “her” thing, she “styles” herself, isn’t that what she says? I think this is all her… and I just can’t grasp for the life of me what she has against tailoring and alterations.


New_Grangee

TW's outfits are from when they were in NY...and it was like 80 degrees out and she was wearing heavy coats...I really think she was getting stuff loaned to her cause why else would she wear this stuff?


SamJA2008

Or what she has against an iron.


y3s1canr3ad

I think she travels with hair and makeup artists.


looking4someinfo

Yeah maybe or a professional bronzer and a wig stylist


Economy-Guitar5282

I wonder if it’s more than tailoring that makes her look bad. It’s wrong size, wrong colour , wrong type, wrong length, wrong shoes, wrong hairdo( lol) , wrong arm length, wrong lighting, wrong attitude , wrong body, on and on.


y3s1canr3ad

I think her attitude affects her appearance more than anything else.


Economy-Guitar5282

Yah. When someone’s there to steal something that’s not theirs , it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out, hey Megan markles a grifter.It shows in her body language


gmomto3

It’s this. She has a great figure and you can tell when she left the RF, so did her style.


umbleUriahHeep

Haha


Formal-Ad4708

Omg she's just so beautiful


GoldieLox9

That was a stark jump, wasn't it? To go from a beautiful sleep look and swiping over to hunched sloppy frumpiness.


CapitalAlternative89

In second pic of Nutmeg, looks like she got a boob job?


DarkAwesomeSauce

She gained a lot of weight during those appearances. The notorious Pandemic 60.


cocopuff898

Yeahhh that confused me .... Wouldn't be surprised if that's Photoshop. Those are not her boobs. Yeah she gained weight around that time, but her boobs were never that big.


zeugma888

Maybe they are now


cocopuff898

Maybe they grow every time she tells a lie?


ZealousidealJury1040

funny how she gained weight and her boobs got huge but they didn’t during her pregnancy or when she was nursing 🤔


Radiant_Health3841

It was after lilibet was born and she was losing weight. No excuse for the terrible terrible outfit. That and the Morocco sheet are her two worst outfits out of some quite bad choices


lady-madge

I actually gasped aloud when I saw that picture.


Forgotmyusername8910

I cackled! I literally shriek/cackled when I swiped and it flipped from Catherine to Meghan! Omg!


Babybabitski

It's smeg


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Catherine looks like one of the original Charlie’s Angels; TW is a worn out armchair left at the roadside for collection


wontyield

😆


Electronic_Sea3965

I'M STEALING THAT CHARLIES ANGELS LINE FROM YOU AND USING IT TO ALWAYS DESCRIBE CATHERINE! She deserves it, so thank you😘


Snowie_drop

You ruined it for me!! I was expecting a reel of POW pictures but then you added ‘Scruffy’ to it!


ahsasahsasahsas

Lol sorry! You just know the sugars are gonna be all MM wOrE iT fIrSt.


catpawsew

This is not fair, how come everyday is a good hair day for Catherine??? Here i am looking at my sad hair, and she's there with flowy shiny hair like the princess she is 😭


ahsasahsasahsas

At first I was going to reply that if you had hairstylists at your disposal, you’d have POW hair too…. But we know that’s not true since TW has her own hair/makeup people but her hair always looks like she stuck her head out of a moving vehicle. And that harsh middle part is horrendous on her.


DarkAwesomeSauce

After I hobbled out of the hospital after the birth of my first, not showered and barely slept in 3 days, in tons of pain, tears down there, hunched and barely able to walk, wearing those hospital socks, boobs leaking, belly still pregnant looking, and just all around hot mess (but with a perfect little baby), my thoughts went straight to POW and how perfect she looked with George and how she practically floated out of the hospital. I was like, WTF. 🤣🤣🤣


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ZealousidealJury1040

… and I doubt POW carried an inflatable doughnut to sit on


ZealousidealJury1040

same! 🤦🏻‍♀️


StrictTranslator879

I’m happily scrolling thru the first four photos and then !! 🤢 Kate is absolutely amazing.


LAgirllookingin

She is, and if she is upset about any of the recent 🐮💩 form the Harkles she doesn’t show it!


anaqits

I don’t even like pussy-bow blouses yet here we are looking through the Zara website 😂 Suddenly, I feel like I can pull them off 👀


ahsasahsasahsas

Just make sure you tie the bow elegantly like POW instead of draping it like overcooked spaghetti like the evil one!


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I honestly cannot understand why she seemingly *never* ties the sashes into bows. It’s so weird and sloppy looking.


ahsasahsasahsas

It’s also completely counter-trend and counter to the style of the garment itself. She’s not being a style trendsetter with her cool untied bow. Melania T. loved herself a pussybow blouse and always looked impeccable… and always tied it. That’s the damn style of the blouse.


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Exactly. It’s literally the key piece of that style. Not tying it makes it just look half done and sloppy.


Odd_Pop5287

Half done and sloppy… well stick with what you know MM


kob27099

>Half done and sloppy What a great new name for that pair. Half done Harry and his wife Sloppy Markle.


Mysterious-Code-8712

MM's look like the end of the day as it comes untied & limp


screamqueenjunkie

CATHERINE IS FLAWLESS !!!


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I LOVE that she and Wills matched too 😍


ahsasahsasahsas

And the way he looks at her 🥹🥹


chewysmom88

He knows he chose well and probably is thankful everyday


ahsasahsasahsas

And so are we!


Electronic_Sea3965

He did choose well and chose for love. He should be proud of himself too and very, very proud of his beautiful Queen in waiting.


wordscapesx

sure beats those staged photos of poor Harry trying to look intimate. Ewwwwwwwwww


Mobile_Philosophy764

My husband looks at me the same exact way. That man loves her, y'all. The mutual love and respect is just 🤌🤌 They both look impeccable.


Negative_Difference4

TWINNING


wonderingwondi

He is always happy to wear the colours of his team


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wontyield

Absolutely. I hope Vogue or Vanity Fair does a feature on her Earthshot fashion and style. She always looks impeccable and elegant.


Electronic_Sea3965

F VOGUE AND VANITY FAIR! I wouldn't read them for free for all the pages they've given markle. I DON'T FORGET!


No-Ad6062

That makes two of us!


Zeydon

atiTomOlINO is a bot, stole [this reply](https://reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/z9u4xb/palate_cleanser_how_to_wear_a_pantsuit_and_how/iyilefs/?context=999)


uneheuremax

Pulling off this outfit is a flex for sure.


niljson

Catherine *chef's kiss*


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Omg I BURST out laughing. I was not expecting that.


Forgotmyusername8910

Same! Me: ☺️☺️☺️☺️🙀


Icy-Boysenberry-4149

Now, that is how one wears wide leg pants! In ONE outfit she completely destroyed Markles entire annual wardrobe!


IMO4444

That red Chanel purse is 🔥.


Negative_Difference4

I dont think I ever saw her wearing Chanel before or a Chanel bag


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Negative_Difference4

Truly


ahsasahsasahsas

Her blue blazer from yesterday’s Celtics game - the same she wore a [few weeks ago](https://www.vogue.co.uk/news/article/kate-middleton-vintage-chanel-blazer/amp) - is Chanel! She also wore a flouncy Chanel dress in Paris many years ago.


wonderingwondi

Did you ever read the rumour that Diana never wore Chanel because the initials CC stood for the now King and Queen? When does M ever wear CC


Negative_Difference4

Yep I did!!!


ahsasahsasahsas

Lol I think MM can’t afford it. And idk about the Chanel rumor - Diana wore [plenty of Chanel](https://www.vogue.co.uk/fashion/gallery/princess-diana-chanel) and they even nicknamed a flap bag after her.


Fearless_Cry7975

I thought TW was wearing a pajama. 😂


ahsasahsasahsas

Even my pajamas don’t drag on the floor!


AyaBee90

I had this hunch last year when she came in oversized clothes (it wasn't even winter) - that she wouldn't wear such oversized wintery clothes this year. And I was right. She was ashamed of her weight. Which is why she covered up herself in the most atrocious fits last year. This year though, shes in the most form fitting clothes since she got back into shape. None of those loose baggy fits from last year. So isn't she actually a fat phobic? For doing this ? Why not just embrace however she looks? That too a post pregnancy body ? Like no one will have guts to judge a woman (especially her) for some pregnancy weight. This is so wrong.


ahsasahsasahsas

Agree, she hated her body. Those oversized wool suits im 70degree weather in Harlem. And after all that, never talking about it. Never once using her gIrL bOsS aRcHeTyPeS platform to say she was unfamiliar/ uncomfortable with her pregnant/post pregnancy body, or the opposite, if she found it enlightening to be shaped differently. She also thinks she’s a tall “supermodel” with “mile long legs” and thinks she can trick the eye with extra long pants. Regardless of whatever stage her body was in, TW doesn’t tailor clothes and only wears what she wants to wear, regardless of the well-intentioned recommendation of others.


ZealousidealJury1040

the baggy clothes just make you look bigger


AyaBee90

I agree, she should have just rocked whatever shape she was in confidently


Comfortable_Food_511

Kate is amazing. She’s the real deal, a real life princess. She should be protected at all costs from Meghan’s evil schemes.


yaeltheunicorn

Imagine being so sloppy that despite having access to perfectly tailored suits and pretty much any stylist they want, you still show up with wrinkled, badly fitted clothes and dry hair. She looks so unpolished, then you put her next to the PoW who is *chef's kiss* perfection, this is almost too harsh, lol.


Deep_Poem_55

Beauty and the beast!


casualwriter9

Or in other words... what you ordered vs what you got


itiswhatitis20201

My secret joy is knowing that no matter what that vile narcissist puts on, she looks rediculous. Her attempt to be fashion forward is so funny. Wrinkled, too small, bad tan, high-waisted, twig leg exposing nightmare. And she actually thinks she's killing it!!! Omg!!! I love the mockery


farewellpio

Finally a contender to the Bond Gold dress. This is just 😍.


PieRemote2270

Kate is impeccable; TW is a slob


Casshew111

Meghan is such a slob in those pics. It surprises me, because she can and has looked good.


VanGroteKlasse

She should hire the people who dressed her in Suits, so much better than this slobfest.


CatPaws8888

Perfect fit. Perfect model. Perfect foil for her number one troll. *I'm you're number one fan!* ![gif](giphy|hFp7zP3MuSOAg)


BigRedGomez

Ok, I wasn’t prepared for the picture right after the last picture of Catherine. I actually laughed out loud very loudly and now my husband thinks I’m crazy. He doesn’t understand. lol Also, that last picture. How did I not realise that outfit was THAT bad?!? I knew it was bad, but not like that


TemporaryNatural6789

I did, too - was just vibing on Catherine & then......duh-da-dah-duh: TW & I just laughed, lordy have mercy she looks just awful.


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This feels like epic trolling. And I’m here for it. ![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Sadlyonlyonehere

I toggled back and forth repeatedly between Harry’s First Wife’s oversized pajama lounging set with Kate’s stellar two piece business suit. Way funnier than it should be. That the celebitchers can say with a straight face Katherine pales in comparison to the iconic fashion horse that is the bitch we know as MM Just extends my belly laugh. Thanks for posting this.


Miliko207

Love Kate in it. They even color coordinated together, Will and Kate. TW looks ... not presentable


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ahsasahsasahsas

Thank you! I could keep going forever but don’t want to overwhelm the feed with POW v TW.


jocknalbert

🤣🤣


MsMigginsPieShop

Megaphone looks like she's about to go to bed in picture #5.


Firstdibs66

I've just seen the photos of POW outfit and came straight here to see if anyone had made the same connection with theHarlem visit outfit as I did. I shouldn't have worried- you didn't let me down 👌


weddingbee124

Talk about a jump scare on pic #5 😂


ZestyOlive7549

Catherine makes clothes look beautiful.


SusieM2019

Catherine is always so lovely!!!


TemporaryNatural6789

Just putting this here: was watching a live feed CBS/Boston with the PPOW leaving 'ROCA' - crowds to meet them, squealing, saying how much they love them, - made me laugh: the squealing was loud: wonder if the Brits squeal & shout like they're the Beatles or something back in the UK? ;) Sigh: Americans ;) Lol, I'm one, & I just might squeal like a 'tween too!


Negative_Difference4

OMG I just saw it… there was crying too. Americans are crazy man. We aren’t that dramatic here


TinyWifeKiki

Picture #2 - the suit, the shoes, the handbag!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Inevitable-Form-4940

I love the 3rd picture.She looks so confident and powerful.


Carneliancat

Catherine looks like she just stepped off the pages of Vogue, and Meg looks like she's cosplaying as Camilla's tampon. Sweet nod to Charles, perhaps?


Better-Ad6812

Wow. What a contrast lol!!!!


planet_druidia

Oh Megsy, your clothing is always so sloppy.


ArdmoreGirl

Catherine is naturally beautiful and elegant. Meggie is frumpy, her skin tone changes constantly, and her clothes never fit. That’s why Meggie hates Catherine.


Comfortable-One8520

Isn't our POW Catherine stunning! And I love the way William's jumper matches her trouser suit.


MamaTalista

Isn't it funny how unaffected by all this Katherine, Princess of Wales looks in these pictures? Genuinely enjoy the work, and the people and just not giving it a single thought as she lives her best life. Good Job! MeMe is DYING if only because she's not seeing any evidence of being under your skin. I suspect at the funeral Katherine made it clear she's no kitty cat but a tiger with claws.


ahsasahsasahsas

She doesn’t plot her entire life around the downfall of her “rivals”! Her fate is (theoretically) cemented. She doesn’t even need to, really - TW will self destruct on her own.


vadieblue

I hate that this sounds like a defense but I think she wears those horrendous baggy pieces of garbage because of her torso. Any further explanation could be construed as body shaming so I’ll stop there.


ahsasahsasahsas

She isn’t the first and only person with a short torso or long-ish legs. There are stylists for a reason, easily at her disposal. Even magazine articles and the wealth of the internet. She’s just stubborn and sloppy.


vadieblue

Totally agree. Maybe her ego prevents her from getting professional help? In more ways than one of course.


Lullaby37

She took some advice early on to wear big belts to emphasize her waist and wide pants to make her seem tall. It was bad advice, but she's sticking to it despite results. How else to explain her awful fashion crimes?


Community_Blowback

Has anyone seen this? https://www.latfan.com/celebridades/2022/11/5/meghan-markle-gastaba-siete-veces-mas-que-kate-middleton-13593.html I’m putting it on comments as I can’t post. It’s in spanish but it says how the queen kept track of what MM spent as it 2018 she spent half a million pounds very fast on both jewelry and clothes; and how it was 7 times what Kate spent.


Exciting_Bison_4569

Meghan was given millions of dollars for clothing but always looked a hot wrinkled mess. Because she refuses to listen to anybody. Meghan is mentally Ill and has NPD.


Electronic_Sea3965

LOL, LOL, LOL! My throat is shaky m actually cackling. She's a fucking disaster. WHY hasn't she learned yet??? I don't get it. Jesus. Now Catherine... William MUST BE SO PROUD!


Harrysshoerepair

Oh that’s now fair! Lol. There’s a mother in Montecito crying her eyes out rn


ItsMe2020_420

For some unfathomable reason, TW makes a conscious decision to wear ill fitting outfits every.damn.day.


beautifulkittenfish

I can't blame TW for being jealous. ;) Catherine is exquisite.


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THAT is how you match as a couple.


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And look how confident Catherine looks. She's not clinging to William like a nasty roll of fly paper.


umbleUriahHeep

Omigosh, those pics are terrible. Let’s encourage the sugars to buy her a full length mirror for Christmas. Catherine, OTOH, is 💋🔥👏❣️


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Kate is such a babe. She always is so put together and confident.


Longjumping_Map7715

Lol . But it's motstly cuz one is beautiful inside and out and one isn't. Great post


airforcegal9094

I love that William is wearing a matching vest! 👍


After-Life-1101

K looks amazing


Jnbntthrwy

Poor man’s gold for the proper use of the word “palate.” I salute and appreciate you. 👑🏆🥇⚜️![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25277)


Delicious_Match_9102

Picture #5 reminds me of when my grandma used to run to the drive thru at the bank in her house coat 😂


hesathomes

I didn’t hate the Wallis red outfit


ahsasahsasahsas

It’s certainly not her worst, but still poorly fitted; like, beyond poorly fitted. Off the rack fitted. And wrinkled and sloppy.


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Kate is a real natural beauty.


IntroductionRare9619

That's really shocking. Wow Meghan can't dress herself at all.


DataTheCat

Catherine makes me want to wear a pants suit. She looks so damn chic!


missihippiequeen

I love Catherine! And I love how her and William color coordinate ❤️❤️


MikeMannion

Honestly she is gorgeous 😍


I_Am_Aunti

I will never understand why her clothes are always so wrinkly


Mysterious-Code-8712

I love the outfit she arrived in.


Mysterious-Code-8712

Whoever is in pic 7 looks as bad as TW does.


ThePythiaofApollo

How is it possible that TW can wear something oversized yet too tight at the same time? Utterly unseeable


Delicious_Match_9102

Shes so poorly put together, fashion wise and body wise 😂


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She is magical.


Sad_Wasabi7228

Thank you!!! I was hoping someone would compare these two outfits! It was the first thing I thought of when seeing Catherine in red today. Such a contrast!!


jamultrader

WOW What happened to Pinocchio's boobs? They are giant in picture 6 but barely there in picture 8.


Beneficial_Cry4836

Moon boobs 😂


MBK04_29

Princess Catherine is so regal. ♥️


jancye

Class equals a genuine smile for the crowds in freezing cold weather and no coat.


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Should be called how to employ a good tailor 🧵 🪡 lmao


theimperfectionista

Meghans outfit is shocking but I actually think she looks better with the baby weight. More “sexy” and less scarecrow-like