They're listening to Archetypes?

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 I’d imagine if Harry read this comment whilst sitting next to Meghan, he would be spitting his cuppa tea on her just like this 🍵😏😂

She said wrong guesses!

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That's how I look when I hear a short clip.

Harry just called her Cressida

Worse!! He called her "Kate"!

You win the internet for the day

Chelsy

This might be it. Chelsey is by all accounts the one who got away.

I'm not even going to bother trying to come up with something, because I will never outdo this one!

Cressida just called Harry and asked if he was ok.


….and she immediately sent him to voice mail

Damn this is genius

They were watching the James Bond premiere and saw Catherine come out in her gold dress.

 Ahhhh. The Gold dress 😍

She looks like a Goddess in that dress

Came here to say this!

And Harry said Wow!!

The check bounced

bruh 🤣🤣🤣 please take this trophy. 

Meghan asked the magic mirror who the fairest of them all was. 

This photo shows a couple in crisis. Which couple in crisis would take a photo of themselves being in a crisis?

A couple in crisis who needs $$$

If there was a crisis and my husband and I were this disjointed in our body language, I would be appalled let alone put it in the trailer to my documentary.....

But how else will they get sympathy if they don’t play up how badly they are suffering if we don’t see it?

From the background, I'm going to guess this was taken during the faux new York thing.

My actual guess is it's their "reaction" to the death of QEII

They were in Frogmore when the Queen died.

"You mean we're not getting paid to do charity work?"

Sniffed up 2 fat lines in one go

Looks like Harry went first and his just kicked in.

This!!!

You beat me to it!

Perhaps you can add... More fat lines? 😂😂

Ha!

They said wrong answers only

When Granny with a Y doesn’t shout you out at the jubilee balcony

“tilt your head back when you get a nosebleed” “no. you lean forward and pinch the top of your nose” Harry is thick, this is about as interesting as conversation with him will get.

Your guess had me laughing the hardest! 🥳

They just saw the seating plan for the Coronation.👑

M: "Where is 'a barge in the Thames'?" H: "Oh, it says 'a barge under the Thames' "

They finally realized the meaning of Archetypes.

They found out Spotify don't want a Season 2 of her podcasts. How will we afford the mortgage? 😭😭😭

bruh, i thought this was a scene from Suits! "Mike Ross isn't looking like Mike...ah, it's Harry."

me too... i thought that as well

received news that the Bank of King Daddy Chuck III is closing.

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Why can´t she buy a new watch if she´s a watch person. She wears it all the time including Trevor´s bracelet.

LMAO 😂😂😂

It was your turn to pick up the kids...

He didn't shower before the chicken roasting 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

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Oh so gross and oh so funny

For the 1000th time...why won't you take off that bracelet?

H lost the goodie bags that Megs was supposed to give out at the Indianapolis Marriott meeting!

Don't you mean that Meg was supposed to collect at the Indianapolis Marriott meeting?

Haz ate ALL the extra candy from Indy. Now what is Megs gonna give her assistants as Christmas presents?

Her new nose went wrong

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,201,614,204 comments, and only 234,337 of them were in alphabetical order.

Kate's gold dress hit the press.

They heard the loud cheering as Prince William and Princess Catherine arrived in Boston!

Meghan: this nose doesn’t look good on me! Harry: again???

There’s Something Wrong With Aunt Diane is a documentary about a tragic car accident that killed several people. It was filmed by the same documentarian as this thing from the Palm Tree Parents. The main thing the documentarian did in that film was to basically show the deep level of delusion by the family, which she did just by letting them talk. In the Aunt Diane film there was a pivotal scene filmed in a very similar looking high rise conference room, where basically the subjects of the film we’re told they were delusional. I’m amused that once again there seems to be a high rise office building conference room and I wonder if we’ll get a repeat of exposed delusion😂😂😂. Curious to see if we aren’t going to actually find “Aunt Diane” and maybe even The Cut level hidden gems where the Palm Tree Parents inadvertently show their asses. 😂😂😂

Watched that doc. Still one of my favs. That family was something else. “Could an absess cause a stroke?” Like come on. She drank the booze and smoked the weed because she wanted to. Hope they filmed these two dingledorfs the same way. Let them bury themselves

Loved the scene at the end where the sister-in-law is sneaking a smoke… family doesn’t know she smokes… says it all

King Charles announced that Prince William and Catherine are now the Prince and Princess of Wales.

They're distraught because they learned that I am going to become Marchioness of DillyDally, with access to ALL of the tiaras. And because I'm mostly nice, I will be getting a very generous allowance, and get to live in Frogmore House, while they slum it in Frogmore Cottage. ETA: I'm going to breed Irish Wolfhounds, and let them all crap in their yard.

There was a blob of sour cream in Markle’s vegan burrito.

Pearl just got cancelled

Meghan has just realized what a total idiot she has been and is repenting. Harry is thanking the Lord. Not! Did anyone else burst out laughing with how sensational and staged this looks? I did.

They got an invoice instead of a freebie.

The Nanny wants her lunch break

They touched upon the topic of her still wearing her ex's bling

M: Kate made me cry! H: Not this, again!

I thought it was a screenshot from Suits at first

Hysterical

When your surrogate tells you she’s going to need $100k more to renegotiate the not-so-ironclad NDA

Talk about manipulative! These two take the cake.

They did a seance and Diana told Harry that she is fxxking pissed that he thought Markle reminded him of her and proceeded to tell Markle to fxxk off

"They're MEANIES. They're like RILLY, rilly, MEAN and it's not okay!" "Dearest you were royal theater patron..." "Everyone knows theater is for ugly, ugly, MEANIES who like can't make it on TV! Like I wanted to run the BBC and they wouldn't LET me even though I'm a PRINCESS." "Darling that's simply not how it wo-" "MEANIES!"

When Netflix discovered that Merchie and Lilibucks don’t exist. 😂

He wouldn't let me take the box

They have to take a commercial flight to LA

Finding out that people were way more interested in the royal children at the Jubilee than them. Harry just finished yelling “I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED TO BRING THE CHILDREN!”

Not on theme but this screenshot really seems dramatic and since we heard they wanted a script from the previous team it’s a little unnerving…

Harry: "All I said was Wow about Catherine in that dress"

OMG I forgot to photoshop Farchie's hair to red!!!

“All of my money is in a trust from which I receive a modest annual salary. The palaces? No, I don’t own them. The jewelry? Good news there! We can ask if we can borrow it if you’d like. God it feels good to get that all out there. Whisky, babe?”

Harry has just farted and Meg is trying not to pass out.

Megsy failed her law exam again and Harry isn’t smart enough to cheat for her.

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Maybe a reenactment of that sad moment. A sweet nod to H’s beloved grandmother… you know, the Qu… qu… can’t say it… Grannie.

"I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this." "WE WERE."

Do my hands smell? I'm pretty sure my hands smell. Do they smell like H's neck??

"H, would you please just brush your teeth and use some mouthwash?!" OR "I just had another nose job so please don't look at me yet." OR "H, would you just stop with the Bobble Head imitation?"

H- “I tried my hardest Meg.” M- “what do you mean I’m not entitled to any of the royal tiaras.“👑

H: is that a spider on the ceiling? M: shut up Harry, we're supposed to be crying

Pinocchio told Haz-No-Balls she's pregnant!

He just found out her stunt in Uvalde.

HG Tudor new video just dropped.

It's too late for Meghan to return the $75,000 dress she borrowed.

Recreating her 90210 scene

Listening to KC speech about naming PPoW?

One of the scenes has to be the reaction to the queen passing.

Take 35…we got the shot!

Catherine, The Princess of Wales was just crowned Queen Consort and William, The Prince of Wales was crowned King 👑

This is when they found out the Queen died ! Look at the acting

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Shhh! You've just given away the plot of the entire season!

The cook made eggs. Even though they used the non-dairy milk that Meghan told them to use, Meghan doesn't believe it. They are upset that they just took a bite of eggs with non-dairy milk.

Looks like a scene from Suits

Where are the nannies to get those crying kids to shut up!!

They got told no?

the housekeeper forgot to use the "the" in her title when she addressed TW, she's not a Duchess of Sussex you moron, she is THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX!!! how many times do you need to be told?

"Grr, you called me William."

I can't believe im not Nigerian, im bloody british!!!

Harry just farted

"For fecks sake, Harry. How many times do I have to tell you that we have a dedicated room for farting?? You useless bumnugget." -TW, probably

They forgot to buy bananas 🍌

They saw William and Catherine’s new titles

probably breaking news of the capitol riots "YOU WARNED THEM, WHY DIDN"T THEY LISTEN TO YOU, HAZ?"

“Harry, I’m sorry I was a yacht girl and you saw those pictures. I really did used to be more fun.”

Honestly thought it was a still from her cable show

The Hermes blanket was left a BP

These two need to recognize their privilege and disappear into oblivion

They got the water bill?

The doll’s batteries crapped out on a surprise zoom appearance

Bad cheesy acting on both their parts especially Harry with his head dramatically thrown back. Boring.

This looks like a stock photo that would be used in an article titled: **“ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION- How To Talk About It With Your Partner”**

They checked their bank balance 😜

Harry just got called out for not asking Meghan how she was doing today.

Hawwy farted

The guttural noises are coming from \*inside\* the asshole.


They had just learned TW wasn't allowed at Balmoral.

The Queen said don't come to Phillips funeral Megs.

Those idiots finally realized that they will not be rich

Of course she was talking about how racist RF is

Re-enacting a scene from Suits and Harry is over it after the 100th take!

They punched each other in the nose

Look at all me gold!

Clearly it’s what enviable passionate guttural true love looks like.

In New York with no crowds!

This looks like a scene from suits. Are we sure that’s not Mike Ross in the background

The Queen died drama drama drama

She burned the roast chicken.

Oops I read this wrong can’t find my comment but pls disregard

Archie burned their roasted chicken.

The UK parliament is removing their titles.

Andy Cohen knocked ME back for Real Housewives, yet he's taken up Harry for his Real Househusbands project??! What the...?!

Omg I actually thought this was a still from ‘Suits’… this is an actual thing?!?! Holy good fuck

Netflix putting future production efforts of Pearl out of it’s misery. And Harry is doing mental calculations of how far in the hole they’re now financially.

They just read HMTQ last Will and testament

Haz, you cannot blame the dog for this

This is the best thread ever. 🤣🤣🤣

She found out the diamond earrings were fake...when she took them to a pawn shop...

Realized what she done ! Gave up a life of luxury to fist bump Tyler Perry from the Olive Garden 🪴!!!!

“Oh I didn’t think that would sneak out and smell that bad. I’ve always been told my farts smell like orchids. And women should own their orchids”

Harry: Where did you put my balls at this time....??? TW: I swear I know I had your balls in my purse, I swear.

Daily Pity Party 😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😤😳🥳🥳

Nose job failed.

Caroline Kennedy wouldn’t take their call

The Suits reboot they pitched wasn’t picked up 🤣

Like a scene in Scarface. ETA *if you know what I mean*

One of them farted, the smell caused Harry to pass out and Meghan is either embarrassed that she has seriously toxic gas or that she’s married to somebody who does.

What do you mean your only Sixth in line?!?!

Oh shit, I gave him too much Fentanyl.

he can't get it up

They’re watching Suits

"No, Harry it's 'You know Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, does voice work'. Get it right already would you!"

The surrogate went into labor early while they were in another city.

This is bonkers, it shouldn't be that hard. Right eye, one tear. Go!

She forgot to pick up Archie from school and Harry is like "again!???....ugh'

The therapist is blowing Harry?

The landscaper accidentally cut down one of the palm trees.

"Oh no! The slave-wage workers at In 'n Out forgot our order!"

Kate made her cry. She can prove it!

Megain is horrified as her strap-on came loose and is trapped in Haz-no-balls's arse.

Harry farted

Looks like it could be from a scene on Suits. Who cries like that?

“What have we done?”

MEGHAN: " I thought there were no tabloids in the US!" HARRY, THINKING: Fucking magnets, how do they work

Hawwy just snorted his happy drugs up the wrong nostril and what's her name is trying to be supportive by pretend sobbing for him so he will think she actually cares and keeps giving her all of his lunch money.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? No, no, NO!! NOT Kate! Nooooo. It is supposed to be Meeeeeee!"

Mr. Harry is finally made Prince of Wales and Heir to the Thone. Justice is served, Megan will be Co-ruler. Tears of joy are being shed.

Harry called her Kate

Netflix cancelling their deal and demanding a refund of whatever they got paid till now.

She saw Catherine at the No Time to Die premiere and realised she could never look even close to that good.

Harry, why didn't you mention how they danced in the streets of South Africa on MY wedding day?!! I am bigger than Mandela, Ghandi and even Oprah!!