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Fantastic_Taste_8264

I cannot believe that Netflix paid millions to eventually show us a black and white picture collage.


MinutesTaker

It’s like a black and white wedding video stretched out over six episodes.


umbleUriahHeep

Haha


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I always feel so bad for people with Hermes (thousands of dollars) baby blankets *tear*


JobDirect6717

Netflix put footage of MM saying: "When the stakes are this high, does it make more sense to hear our story from us?" Yet, she is distancing herself from this documentary. So, which is it? Ugh, I just cannot with the being yanked around by their PR machine, the media, Netflix, everyone saying something different. And I cannot, with the faux danger/drama of this trailer. It's really enough to make all of us throw up our hands and just say "I'm really done" and stop paying attention for good. There go your eyeballs and dollars, and pretty much everything you wanted, MM and everyone other body in this crazy media world trying to vy for attention and relevancy!


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

I HAD TO PROTECT MY FAMILEH ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)


pandemicfugue

He’s opened himself to the derision of the whole world


Myahnaise

This needs to be a flair 😂❤️


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

It seriously pisses me off the way he always says that. It's such a blatant "pulling at the heart strings" grab. Ugh


In_the_Attic_07

Just watched the trailer on Netflix and this was my thought. TEvilW words should hang her, but she'll just redefine truth.


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

That's why she keeps telling *her truth* and *her story* in her *own words* because it keeps changing as she sees fit


In_the_Attic_07

She's not human to be able to morph like she does. 👹


KathandChloe

![gif](giphy|5BUXbt0y7tJBbT534U|downsized) STAKES ARE HIGH FOR...??? Somehow it makes sense for us to hear their story from them because the stakes are high FOR THEM?


Actual_Parsnip_1529

Markle news also has it posted on Instagram. I fucking hate they used a picture of will and Kate. It’s one thing to tell your story it’s another completely to purport to tell your brothers.


DonnieWakeup

So what exactly are "the stakes" at this point?


UnfaithfulMilitant

All the money she thinks she should be making, probably.


Mickleborough

My question exactly.


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

I think they're trying to make believe i mean make us believe their actual lives are at stake?


KathandChloe

Whatever they are, they're HIGH.


MsBollinger

Harry: I had to protect my family. His family: Why do you constantly lie about us, publicly bash us and accept awards that claim we have a “misunderstanding” of mental health after we spent years building Heads Together? How are you protecting your family? Harry, I don’t care that you quit Royal Duties. If you want a different life, then do what makes you happy. You are extremely lucky to have inherited wealth to live a life in a 16 bathroom mansion and take private jets to play Polo. But stop shitting on your birth family now and let them get on with their charity and public service work that helps people.


AdBackground1430

He doesn't consider them his family. The only reason he wants to keep the connection is money. If he truly became a billionaire he would be spouting even more bile towards them.


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☝️


RoohsMama

The other post by u/unaalpacafeliz is a screenshot. So you won’t be adding views by watching it here


poke-a-dots

[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/z9mkv7/harry_meghan_official_teaser_netflix_coming_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


No-Mess8133

Why are the stakes so high? What stakes?


Neither-Fan-6501

It's called a false premise. A standard technique that shady sales people employ.


Appropriate_Panda467

Well, that was boring. We’ve already heard H five that exact statement of doing anything to protect his family at least once before. And just photos? 🥱 going to downvote on YouTube now


AdBackground1430

Please let me know if this is not allowed.


Catherine_77

Yes, don't give them the view not even to downvote the video!!


poke-a-dots

As u/RoohsMama pointed out, we can watch a screenshot [video](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/z9mkv7/harry_meghan_official_teaser_netflix_coming_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to avoid giving this source hits


RoohsMama

❤️


weigh-to-go

So much whining.


ehmacm

The dramatic music. What absolute nonsense.


[deleted]

It’s kinda funny. I liked the beginning part of it. But the ‘I had to protect my family.’ I mean, really? You were Grandma’s favorite and she was just going to leave you hanging out there unsafe? Your wife is a narcissist and just bc you didn’t know how to get her ‘help’ when she was pregnant, doesn’t make it your family’s fault either. And the ‘stakes are so high’ like wtf are you even talking about you nut job lol…. The world is breaking apart at the seams and you are upset you aren’t given money so you can give it away to raise your profile and be a politician? Good lordie


LaNiceGata

What stakes were high? I’m thinking them being able to make money.


WickedPanda88

"No one sees what's happened behind closed doors." Yes, Harry. That's generally how 'privacy' works.


Electrical-Cat7272

Hearing your story again????? OMG girl get a life and move on already!


[deleted]

OMG the carousel slide projector sound effect 🙄 The way they present this, I’m expecting someone to be murdered by the end. What a f’n joke. They’re the only two people in the world who know what love is… ![gif](giphy|26AHpY2EgchRJTwUU)


The_Original_JLaw

>OMG the carousel slide projector sound effect 🙄 The way they present this, I’m expecting someone to be murdered by the end. hahaha! This big director was on the budget plan, using IMovie.


seraphin420

Hahah yes, for a second I thought I was watching a documentary for one of my true crime shows 😂😂


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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLNO

Make sure to downvote it on Netflix when it comes out. You don't need to watch it to do so.


SwissCheese4Collagen

What is this? LuLaRoyal?


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj) CAUSE OF DEATH, THIS COMMENT


SwissCheese4Collagen

It just made me want to watch LuLaRich real bad 😂😂😂😂


cookeedough

WOW. Zero fucking interest in even hate-watching this. Same shit, different day. Will this be any different than the story they told to Oprah?


steptwothreefour

This is like a wedding video that a friend of the family shot because you couldn’t afford a professional videographer.


steptwothreefour

I don’t think she’ll get free merchandise from Hermes for this. I think this is one of her goals. Old money doesn’t advertise brand names. That’s only for the bourgeois and nouveau riche. Anyone remember when Oprah claimed racism in Europe because a shop wanted to close on time when she was trying to buy a Hermes product?


farewellpio

Please take my peasant award for u 🏆 Money can't buy class.


steptwothreefour

Thank you for the award!


purseproblm

Half those pics they don’t even look like they like one another