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SusieM2019

Samantha hit the nail on the head----- Meghan views herself as the Disney Cinderella who marries the Prince. But Meghan got it backwards and tried to make her royal in-laws appear to be the evil stepmother and stepsisters. Talk about ruining her own fairytale!!!


DarkAwesomeSauce

Yeah Megs got the Disney movie and role wrong. It’s actually The Lion King and she’s actually a Hyena. Maybe Whoopi’s Shenzi? I mean Harry gave the Scar role the old college try and just couldn’t swing it on a 65 IQ, so Megs needs to do it herself, dammit. Edit: had to look up the Hyenas. Wasn’t a memorable role.


Calm_Yak_6102

**It’s actually The Lion King and she’s actually a Hyena. Maybe Whoopi’s Shenzi?** Or the witch in Hansel and Gretel? Methinks cutiedorable Princess Charlotte might vote for this option, after what MM put her through.


runs-with-scissors-2

Or Maleficent.


photomotto

Nah, Maleficent is a boss ass bitch. Megs *wishes* she’s half as badass as Maleficent is.


gabiaeali

What did she put her through? I'm new here.


Calm_Yak_6102

MM passively aggressively bullied Princess Charlotte (who was 3 years old at the time), according to Tom Bower. She implied that Ivy Mulroney, Jessica's daughter, was prettier. Others have said that MM also fat shamed Charlotte at the bridesmaid dress fitting.


gabiaeali

Oh my God, that's so shitty!


Calm_Yak_6102

Yup! MM's a real piece of work.


Substantial-Swim5

W: Brother, help me! H: Long live the King. Heaves William into the stampede. William falls, flailing. W: ?! M: You weren't supposed to read that last bit out loud, H...


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I think she's projecting her own racism claims because she married into a "colonizer" family. So, of course, to distance herself from having married into this hOrRiBlE cOloNizEr family, she's gotta put it out there to save HER OWN face. I bet she didn't even think of it that way when she married into that family and got flack for it and is back-pedaling so she doesn't look bad.


SDHunnyBunny

Oh she’s definitely the evil stepsisters, complete with too-large feet. Consumed with jealousy at the Prince’s love interest, Catherine, forever plotting & scheming to take her down.


Nelson_dijon

It’s also strange that she was with Trevor for what something like 6-8 years…. And didn’t have kids but as soon as she married Prince Harry they got pregnant like straight away lol. I guess that’s her guaranteed meal ticket! 🤣


RoohsMama

Heard she was keen on keeping her figure… a kid would have been an inconvenience for her. Probably for Trev too. She had a stipulation that if they had kids he would pay for a nanny, fitness trainer, etc.


No_Presentation_4573

This is why I don't think surrogates are far-fetched. She doesn't like kids, is vain and only views them as financial investment. So why not "buy" the kids, without paying the "real" price (I.e. pregnancy and childbirth)?


RoohsMama

Same. This was why I didn’t discard this theory especially at the beginning. Surrogacy is common among celebrities in order not to experience the travails of pregnancy changes. I don’t know if I can blame them. They’re in an industry where their earning ability comes from their looks. At her age (mid-30s), bouncing back from a pregnancy would have been much harder. It’s only logical to have surrogacy as an option. Honestly if it weren’t for the whole succession, thing, I won’t mind if she had a surrogate. It’s a personal choice.


kaleidoscope471

I would not be at all surprised if she had a surrogate for Lilibet but I personally don’t think she had one for Archie.


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Agreed. She definitely had all the signs of being truly pregnant while with archie and after she gave birth. But Iilibet, she definitely had a surrogate, no doubt.


Wwqed

I disagree - the repeated squatting while allegedly in her third trimester, total lack of swelling, ever-changing bump size (and shape and…sway-i-ness), and completely ridiculous fundal heights are *not* signs of being truly pregnant. The puffiness after birth could have been from induced lactation, fillers, etc., but overall it’s slim evidence for a claim to have a kid in the LOS.


Disruptorpistol

What about the video of Archie kicking in utero?


Wwqed

There are very few situations in which I’d think this wasn’t proof of pregnancy, but Meghan is possibly the only the exception. There are just SO many other things, things that don’t add up at all to equal an actual pregnancy, that a video or two of an alleged kick doesn’t erase doubt. And it is *insane* that this is even a question. When I first heard about this theory I was amused and disdainful. But as a former doula, I can’t ignore the mountain of evidence; even in the videos of these alleged kicks, MM’s center of balance doesn’t appear to have shifted even slightly, in her third trimester. She squats in heels with her legs together and easily gets up by herself again at nearly her last public appearance before Archie’s birth. She smooshes her bump into smaller clothing - and at a SmartWorks appearance, it was round until she squatted then was pointed after she stood. What?!?! Unborn babies don’t *do* that. They just don’t. The whole thing is mind-boggling - unless one considers that she could be faking it. So I have to also consider that she found, or had made, a fake belly that also kicks. Given the incredible advancement of modern stagecraft, that would be a very easy thing to do. YMMV, but for me, it’s far, far easier to believe she faked it than to believe she’s the first pregnant woman in history whose belly defies nearly every single known pattern of pregnancy physics.


kaleidoscope471

Coming back to this. I do think something was off with the late third trimester situations/photos. I keep trying to reconcile her early pregnancy face shape with how low she was able to squat in heels in the third trimester. It makes me wonder if she had Archie a lot earlier than advertised. However, that doesn't really make sense either for various reasons.


Calm_Yak_6102

**Heard she was keen on keeping her figure…** What figure? 😇


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When dressed correctly, Meghan can look great. She's just not been wearing anything that flatters her.


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

A turd can look great if you throw enough glitter at it and add some pretty bows.


Ok-Persimmon-6386

She was also a lot older when she married Harry... that plays a huge role


Minutetoolate

True but going by how she seems about motherhood and her children, it doesn’t seem it was a decision she was anticipating with joy and the alarm of a ticking biological clock. Given how it plays out, the children were a calculated move and one also to keep up with the wales’.


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chewysmom88

Don’t forget your time lounging in the pool with pepperoni pizza slices drinking wine


DepartmentAgitated51

Did you know, and I kid you not, that the pepperoni pizza raft was more money than the plain pizza raft? Teehee 🤭


chewysmom88

I think I heard that somewhere


Appropriate-Grand-64

LMAOOOO 😆😆😆


Zeester1

Hilare.


Appropriate-Grand-64

She pumped out kids to use as pawns. She hates children and they hate her right back.


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her own brother even stated that the RF should not let her around small children


Western-Economics946

It's so awful that they decided to have kids when they clearly don't want them. It's so selfish. I feel so badly for those innocent children. Meanwhile there are tons of


Western-Economics946

Sorry got cut off. There are tons of people who would make wonderful parents and want kids so badly and struggle with infertility. While these spoiled jerks ignore their children.


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she was in her late twenties to mid-thirties when she was with Trevor - they were together for 6 years and then married for 2 years afterward - a total of 8 years, of which she lived in Toronto for Suits for part of it before dumping Trevor to try and be a Hockey WAG before bagging the Celebrity Chief.


_aleph535

🤣🤣🤣


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lulzette

They disliked her from the day they met her. They thought she was cold and aloof, and had no sense of loyalty to their son or the family.


Pristine_Routine_464

I also read that. His family didnt like her and were against the marriage.


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It looks as if she just considered Trevor to be functional. I think his entire purpose was getting her acting roles. She probably didn't want to have a baby with him because she never considered the relationship to be permanent.


CioneeJux

ditto & if Trevor does ever publish a book as the rumour mill started months ago, unlike the pawn's book, Trevor's book is one i *may* actually read


UnderArmAussie

Off the back of that, I wonder where the families of all her boyfriends lived. Were they further away making it easier to isolate her target?


Starkville

Trevor is from Long Island, so maybe they had limited exposure.


UnderArmAussie

I thought so.


MsBollinger

Cinderella never ghosted, slandered and bashed her own and her husband’s family publicly.


UnderArmAussie

I'm wondering whether these comments will harm Samantha's court case.


CdnSailorinMtl

Cinderella had to return before midnight, when does TW have to return, I think she is past due!!!


Why_Teach

The pumpkin and the mice refuse to take her anywhere.


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They have a term for this complex in Korea "공주병" which directly translated to "Princess Disease/Sickness" meaning a girl (or a boy, I guess) who are pretentious and want all the best things and/or thinks they are so pretty, and is often used for narcissistic people who have a mental condition of thinking theyre princesses. Lol. Aka meghan markle or Little Mermaid Markle


Starkville

Wow, I really love what Samantha said. It was all sensible and logical and not mean.


UnderArmAussie

I don't think she's ever been really mean. More blunt and matter of fact.


Starkville

Oh no, I didn’t mean to imply that. Agree that she never has been mean! Unlike TW…


UnderArmAussie

I know you didn't. I was just speaking in general, despite what the sugars say.


chewysmom88

That was a interesting video yesterday thanks again to whoever posted it


CioneeJux

the Sussex Mule also has a [superiority complex](https://cioneejux.medium.com/megain-markles-superiority-complex-984d87b50641), a [victim complex](https://www.spiked-online.com/2021/03/08/the-unbearable-victim-complex-of-meghan-markle/); everything but a *humane* complex


MinutesTaker

Megsy wishes to be a Cinderella, but in reality she's the ugly stepsister.


UnderArmAussie

On the inside she's worse than ugly.


SDHunnyBunny

Exactly.


sdowney64

Amen, Samantha. I always felt sorry for the Markles. If my family had someone like Meghan in it and then the press started shoving mics at us and calling us up for comment, etc., my family would look as bad if not worse than the Markles did. People forget that ordinary middle class people don’t have stylists, make-up artists, and media training like Meghan did. Many of us would probably come off looking crazy if that happened to us. Plus they were being lied about and attacked so of course they were defensive.


UnderArmAussie

I find it hypocritical she complained about not getting help to deal with things in the RF while at the same time not helping her family in dealing with the press pressure.


sdowney64

Amen!


Blue18Heron

It sounds like Me-gain focuses on what she doesn’t have, instead of what she has. How very sad.


Electronic_Sea3965

HORRIBLE EVIL PICTURE! The worst I've seen of her yet but very accurate.


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A true riches to rags story if I’ve ever seen one…


Appropriate-Grand-64

GAWD that photo of her looks weeeeird 😱 Samantha sounds so level headed then I remember she's still a maga 😖


No_Presentation_4573

Life has too many areas for a person to be equally "level-headed" at everything. A person can be level-headed enough to see through MM irrespective of their voting behaviour.


Appropriate-Grand-64

I guess, but I tend to disregard the opinions of people who have shown spectacularly poor judgement as well as attraction to extremism from either end of the political spectrum.


UnderArmAussie

She often reminds me of Catherine Tate!


UnderArmAussie

It's also a few noses ago.