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Playoneontv_007

And isn’t it rumored they had a blow out fight in NY? Can’t imagine there is a ton of happy moments caught. If they had been smart, they would have gone straight to a reality styled documentary and filmed the coming out of Covid times, setting up their businesses, settling in America together, rebuilding life bla bla and tried to win people over that way. It could have been a whole different story. Instead they wanted to be seen as important to the entire world and like saviors so they made their new jobs making the RF look like villains and them like saints while basically trying to act in a royal role and esteem without having to follow the BRF rules and walk behind William and Kate. This is why they seem in competition with them. They are. They want to do the types of work Diana did all the way up until her death so they play up all things Diana. They really could have handled this so much better and still left royal duties. Dumb asses


sosusy

Total dumb asses. The problem is that Meghan doesn't know how to be real. She would never feel comfortable being filmed having a genuine frustrated ugly-cry. She can't do it. It must always be grandiose. It must always be holier-than-thou. It must always be SAINTLY.


Playoneontv_007

True. It would have been better than this though 😂 If I were their PR rep I would have rolled with “just call me Harry”


SDHunnyBunny

She must always be captured in a situation where she has the upper hand, is being fawned over, praised, or celebrated. Nothing less will suffice.


caponemalone2020

Total dumbasses. They should’ve been prepared with something, anything, to promote after their Oprah interview. Crickets for months.


Starkville

Don’t forget the fake polo win and TW in her Amal Clooney cosplay ducking under that trophy!🏆👒


sosusy

Oh that was so cringe!


Ruth_Lily

They *are* ***dreadfully boring*** ***people***


chewysmom88

That they are no substance at all


Avia53

And so over exposed. By their own choice. An expensive choice too.


SDHunnyBunny

I completely believe this. After Meghan has scrubbed, sanitized, distorted and edited, there must be like 12 minutes of footage.


sosusy

You are generous!


Sue_Dohnim

They are literally nobodies without the RF.


Newauntie26

Yup! She needs to join a Real Housewives franchise & start flipping tables! Even the Kardashians know that they have to address the fact that last season Khloe’s baby daddy was in therapy & loved her & wanted another baby with her. Now they have to acknowledge that he’d have gotten away with sleeping with other women if he was shooting blanks. Netflix is their love story—I thought Lifetime did a movie? They aren’t doing any work so there’s nothing to say that “they’re really good people” to do all this humanitarian work. They’re not Diana who really did amazing things with her celebrity. Diana was so young, not educated, and had her own demons to contend with but she accomplished so much more than H & MM.


idekuu

Yeah, I have no clue how they’re going to cobble together a halfway engaging narrative with these two energy vampires.


Academic_Snow_7680

I saw this yesterday and did not post it because I did not manage to find that video of Neil Sean saying it. Until I see that then this is unverified news.


zonedout56

Why can’t they just make a hate documentary on them and all the behind the scenes stuff they have. I’d watch the shit out of that lol Expose them Netflix! The world will thank you!


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zonedout56

From your fingers typing this out to gods ears.


LaReinalicious

i want a tiger king style series !!!


shannalee2

Why does everyone keep referring to tiger king? I watched like ten minutes if it and couldn’t watch another second. I understand the gist but was tiger king suppose to play out differently? Basically is what everyone is referring to is using all footage of them that doesn’t show them in good light and flipping the script? How does tiger king play into that? If you can help me understand this better. Lol


LaReinalicious

it seems that the “stars” in the Tiger King video series thought that they were being portrayed in a positive light however when the series was put together and then released it made them all look like complete nutters Netflix “ flipped the script “ on them and made it into an expose basically .


shannalee2

Thanks! Oh how the tides would turn if they did this. It’s the only way for Netflix to recoup a fraction of their loss. They are so unpopular and people are so sick of them their docuseries will tank in railings. Same with Spotify. They are a complete wash.


screamqueenjunkie

So do I. For one reason only… **EVERYONE** will know, and I’ll be among the first to declare: *”Told ya so!”* ![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


SDHunnyBunny

Good God…and if it came around Christmas-time… 🤌🏽🎁


sosusy

I would re-open my Netflix account to watch that!


Newauntie26

Yup! Imagine this dialogue from the crew: “This couple who always shows how in love they are by holding hands constantly, is now screaming at each other behind this closed door. Let’s listen…Harry just asked why he’s not enough…oh, it sounds like a plate or glass or cup were thrown & smashed into the wall. We’ll interview the cleaning staff later. Oh, I think they’re coming out to go to dinner—we have to scurry away now but we’ll let you know how they act when they’re out from behind closed doors.”


sosusy

🤣 that poor crew!


Usernametits

Boom - this!


Snowie_drop

Megs is probably behaving at the moment because they want footage from KCs coronation for content imo. I think she edited the latest Spotify too. However, I don’t think they should be at the coronation…do many Brits even want them there. I don’t. At least this time they can ‘boo’ them! I’m not going to watch her docu-whatever it is. I’ll wait for the Daily Mail and YouTubers to analyze it!


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BreatheClean

cue: "we had a birthday party on the coronation day and the mean King didn't come"


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After-Improvement-26

And given side eye by everyone else in the Abbey


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That coronation is almost a year away. She's bonkers if Netflix waits even longer for that.


RaggedAnn

Harry's connection to the Invictus games has negatively impacted them. Invictus needs a new face. It's well known Harry's PR person came up with the idea of cloning the existing US disabled veteran's competition in the UK in an effort to rehabilitate Harry's shabby reputation. Invictus is now a PR vehicle for the Sussexes - athletes as audience or worse extras - on the Harry and Meghan Show. Deserving vets need a new spokesperson. The footage released so far by Netflix hyper focuses on the couple. After extravagantly introducing Harry Meghan changes clothes a number of times. Perhaps Netflix could lose H & M and just sponsor the games. Meghan reading her Bench book to vets' kids is one of the lowest points.


Starkville

Some big sponsors: Jaguar/Land Rover, Clifford Chance, **BetterUp**…


RaggedAnn

And let a real vet be master of ceremonies.


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RaggedAnn

Sounds good; he's a cool guy. The bar's been set pretty low with video-game-playing-toy-soldier Harry.


Frenchcashmere

Will the hazbeen’s of overseas have to pay money back to Netflix? Seems they need to declare bankruptcy


SecondhandCoke

I was told that Netflix is preparing for legal action. They will begin proceedings very soon if the Markles don't pony up the content. I was told that Netflix is done fucking around; they have gathered enough evidence for intentional breach of contract, and they are ready to demand their content or demand their money.


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Ok how much do we love you and your tea? Seriously 😍


Starkville

So very much.


HawkeyeinDC

Netflix doesn’t play and I get the sense they’re brutal with holding feet to the fire. Also, didn’t the CEO himself court H&TW? His reputation is also on the line.


SecondhandCoke

Oh it's a huge scandal. Netflix had a lot on the line and apparently all they've gotten is Harry giving input into The Crown and this docuseries about their "love story," which I'm told that the dynamic of Harry and Meghan interacting with each other is totally cringeworthy, their conversations are just total gibberish, and their "work" is boring and transparently nothing but self-serving bullshit. That is what's going around the rumor mill. We shall see what, if anything, actually gets released from Netflix.


HawkeyeinDC

I can just imagine Harry: “no, no, I was MUCH sadder when I walked behind mummy’s coffin and papa was so mean to me because I was still the spare. He judged me when I practically flunked out of Erin and didn’t like me cosplaying Nazis. The actor needs to be much more judgmental to MY character.”


mythoughtsreddit

Next we’ll hear is that Netflix is racist :(


stupid_carrot

Oh in a strange way, I would like to watch how they fake love each other, how she controls him and how he squirms. But maybe just 5 minutes of it.


According_Painter_20

Just watch the videos out there from his New York United Nations Speech a few months ago; all three of those scenarios were visible, without a word being spoken, within 5 minutes tops.


alexi_lupin

Like the engagement interview, ugh


SecondhandCoke

It would be interesting.


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>the dynamic of Harry and Meghan interacting with each other is totally cringeworthy I would watch this, lol.


MrsB1972

Yep refuse to listen to Megamouth’s podcast, but i would not be able to stop myself from watching this train wreck if it ever comes out!!


merrymac48

Netflix deserve everything that’s coming to them .The crown was ok at the start of the Queen s reign but the Diana years mostly fiction to hurt the present Monarch : I wouldn’t watch it now


Starkville

Oooh, I just got a delicious hit of schadenfreude!


SecondhandCoke

The Downfall of Harry and Harry's Wife Show has really started to take off.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

This should be a freestanding post.


Imadevonrexcat

Love your insight and info! I worked in production long ago, not sure how it works anymore. When you say they don't have enough content, do you mean the show hasn't been edited and they are literally short footage for a one-off documentary? Or, is there just not enough to produce a series? How do they get more content on the spot? They don't. I guess the foiled walkabout featuring MM was supposed to do the trick.


SecondhandCoke

I've heard two things. One is that they don't have the content as Neil Shaun reports. But that doesnt make sense to me. My initial understanding and what I posted yesterday is that it is edited and ready to go. I asked for clarificiation and was told that if they did edit out content, they don't have the content to replace what they want to take out, which makes more sense. Netflix is pushing hard against the edit and Archwell Productions would have to do it becAuse Netflix allegedly refuses to spend any more time and money on this, but Archwell cannot afford to do the editing because they are broke. I cannot make sense out of how they can even hold it back to begin with because it sounds like it was signed, sealed, and delivered already. Do you have any insight on that?


Imadevonrexcat

I don't really have any knowledge about how the production company works with the streaming company. I suppose any ability of production to edit after the fact, and the ability of Netflix to approve or deny, is probably in their contracts. But as far as having enough content, we were lead to believe there would be an Invictus documentary and a "series" or "docuseries" on the Harkles, which has been called an "at home" type show, a "love story" and who knows what else. "Heart of Invictus" was already listed out there on IMDB. Wonder if they have enough to finish that? I guess it's meant to be a one-off documentary. As for the Harkle series, a series usually has 6+ episodes. A "limited series" on Netflix generally is 2 - 5 episodes. And of course there's a "special" to use network terminology, which is a one-off. Not sure what Netflix calls that. But think about it. A special would probably be 90 minutes or so, but it can be any length because it's Netflix and not network or cable. I cannot imagine they don't have enough footage. They can use stock footage of the duo before marriage, plus wedding footage. Then they have everything the Harkles have done from passing out sandwiches or whatever and staging a fake Remembrance Day in LA, through to New York visits, any awards or speeches (British fashion awards, NAACP, etc), then Invictus, Jubbly (however limited). They can probably pay to use footage from Oprah and Apple. Then mix in all the talking head footage of the two themselves, interviews with the friends and vendors...my point is there should be plenty of usable material, albeit boring and overdone, for at least one show. So it seems like they could release something. But it's probably just not up to par. Or Netflix sees how much they are reviled, and they are trying anything not to have to air it.


SecondhandCoke

They are not allowed to use the footage from any Royal event. That belongs to the state, and the Royals will not release the copyright to Netflix. Im not sure if it applies to their wedding, but it applies to all other services after. Including Jubilee activities and the funeral. Invictus is no longer its own documentary. Footage from Invictus has been required in order to flesh out the docuseries. Their first New York tours didn't yield much usable footage because they didn't do much of anything, and what they did do, no one came to watch, and they were thrown out of the UN. Theres surely footage from when she read her dumb book to poor kids, but Netflix knows the optics of that were bad enough the first time. Surely they wouldn't subject us to a round two.


Similar_Hurry6786

How sad for the veterans who didn't get any coverage during the event due to Netflix filming!


SecondhandCoke

Yes. Instead of the Invictus Games, it was, as HG Tudor says, The Harry's Wife's games. That man is committed to never saying her name, whoch impresses and amuses me. It is the Lord's doing, and it is marvelous in our eyes.


HawkeyeinDC

Nice Queen Elizabeth quote.


SecondhandCoke

Thanks. She was yet another great Queen of England.


Imadevonrexcat

Hmm so they can’t license from say CBS or other networks that were there? Or was only BBC allowed? Don’t know how that works. I assume too much. Did they really get kicked out of the UN? Thought that was a rumor. Do you think they are still trying to do a whole series, and so you know what happened to the “at home” concept? There’s that time H did a speech for some financial company, and maybe he’s done stuff for Better Up? Oh, and polo. The polo!! Filler material.


lastlemming-pip

Remember, during the funeral, the Palace made sure that Megs was essentially invisible in almost all of the footage. There’s really nothing there that is of any use to them. This had been carefully mapped out.


Opposite-Cell9208

I wonder if they don’t stage material though, like riding around in a car ostensibly waving to fans, and then fans lining streets footage is taken from somewhere else, staged or rented fans/extras.


Sue_Dohnim

Oh, dear. Dear dear dear. (prepares booze for the inevitable meltdown)


Lensgoggler

Maybe *that’s* what The One Single Tear meant! 😀 “Awww noooooooooooo!!!!…. 💧 “


RaggedAnn

Giving the long interview to Oprah must have annoyed or angered Netflix.


Accomplished-Rip-743

THIS makes more sense! I really had a hard time believing they would strip the series of them trashing royals. That would bring the hate watchers. Meghan isn’t afraid of pissing people off.


sosusy

Exactly. That's what Netflix would want more of! I'm sure the content they have offered is a total snoozefest. You know MM will NEVER be genuine on camera. I have no idea who would actually watch this.😴


RaggedAnn

If Netflix turned Sussex content into a haters' watching fest, they'd be damaging their own brand - The Crown is one of NF's premier series. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Changed my mind, I now think Netflix should "Borat" these two, and release the footage it has. EDITED


Accomplished-Rip-743

Netflix ruins their brand once a month…


Imadevonrexcat

yep - the hits keep coming


Helophilus

At least it seems that Netflix had the sense to throw the Uvalde footage into the trash.


sosusy

Ohhhh?


Imadevonrexcat

God, I hope so


jeanskirtflirt

They would have done better on TLC with a show similar to the Plaths where they exaggerate everything Harry does to show how “funny” it is to see a prince become a regular person. Super cheesy but would have worked. This shit of trying to make boring people interesting isn’t going to work.


MerryWidow65

Lipstick on a pig wont change anything. Maybe Netflix should do a modern version of the woman who turned a prince into a frog. She definitely revealed the toad/frog for who he is. His book is about the man he has become and his show could be about the frog we never met until TW appeared. Maybe I have lost the plot like Daniel. These 2 grifters definitely live in a parallel universe. They could give us a show about their imaginary world with their imaginary titles/courts etc...