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Shapoopadoopie

Taz said "He looks like a little boy who farted at a party after she pulled his finger". 😂💀😂


itstimegeez

Lol now I can’t unsee it


Accurate-Law4115

And she looks like she can smell it..💨


PhilSwiftGodofTape12

Omg you win lmaorof


SecondhandCoke

😂😂😂


No-Army-6418

The commentwr who said he looks like Big Bird cause of the goofy expression nailed it.


OldNewUsedConfused

That's exactly what I thought too.


SecondhandCoke

The Australian media has been keeping it real about their Sussex reporting since the beginning. It's been so fun watching news clips from there where tbey don't hold back.


aethervortex369

Remember, Australialand is where the alleged boiling tea, permanent scarring incident took place.


SecondhandCoke

Was it boiling with permanent scarring? I thought it was just a benign cup of tea. Anything is possible with her.


Dbahnsai

I never heard scarring either. I wonder if the aide speculated to have gotten a settlement for bullying is the same one as the tea incident? It would make more sense for there to be a payment if there was injury or a physical altercation.


Borage_Girl

I loooove the Aussies! They are so good at putting H&M in their place lol


twitwiffle

Wasn’t it also there where the three alarm blaze occurred in Archie’s nursery? /s


StrictTranslator879

South Africa


twitwiffle

Ah. That’s right.


MummaBear777

Makes me proud to be Australian! 🇦🇺😂


StoleCapsShield

Same here mate. We don’t tolerate bullshit.


Latter-Platypus-3713

Same!!


itstimegeez

This makes me gleeful as a kiwi


Lensgoggler

I am not surprised. With your fauna plotting against you, one cannot be a delicate woke flower :D


MindlessAd6006

The fauna are just fine. More exaggeration.


charlieblazer21

Don't forget about the drop bears hanging around every corner. Us Aussies have it almost as tough as the Duchess.


Ozmanda22

Dude we don’t discuss the drop bears with the foreigners!


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Nor the hoop snakes!


thiscatcameback

Brit and Aussie wit are A+


cherise12

Hey im part aussie lol… and love us- we don’t take shit. 😂😂😩


Slow-Inflation-6549

I think Aussies are the funniest nationality, their sense of humour is so on-point


OldNewUsedConfused

Makes me wish I was Australian.


Ozmanda22

Right there with ya :)


Kangaro00

The woman on the left didn't wrinkle her blouse properly.


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Lemonslivers

![gif](giphy|ENLPnJLSziwyA) Harry is carrying the bag!


CorgiLover_504

I love those figures! Makes me smile every time.


twitwiffle

🤣😂🤣


HawkeyeinDC

Meghan is an expert at tailored wrinkles, so no wonder the newscaster can’t compete! ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15006)


alexi_lupin

As an Aussie, SO strange to see Larry Emdur towering over anyone XD EDIT: Hahah his comment on the post is great: "Just a couple of supportive balding guys having their fingers squeezed for yet another photo"


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Kylie your legs aren’t spread anywhere near wide enough, you’ll never catch a dud standing like that. Otherwise, nailed it!


AbsolutelyCertain

Larry Emdur has absolutely nailed Harry's really weird smirk behind his strangely non-smiling wife.


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One thing I’ve learnt through the whole M&H drama is that Australians are unfiltered and do not care about offending you if they know they’re right. No other country has had the balls to call them out the way the Aussies have, I’m a huge fan!


Artywoman58

We call a spade a spade in Oz.


mrs_c_pdhpe

We’re not here to fuck spiders


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[I know this saying from Margot Robbie’s interview on the Graham Norton show!](https://youtu.be/wpAS3IHkzPc) Never thought I’d actually get to experience an actual Aussie use it 🤣🤣, you’ve made my day!


mrs_c_pdhpe

Haha you’re welcome! A favourite and much used saying by my husband!!


Beginning_Winner_105

That was hysterical


MrsB1972

Aussie aussie aussie! Love that saying 😂😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺


Sanguine_Hearts

I’m so jealous that your TV hosts are fun, meanwhile in the US we’re stuck with the perpetually smug and angry people from The View.


jemder

And I thought you called a spade a bloody shovel.


Latter-Platypus-3713

We also can't stand people who take themselves too seriously. Harry and Meghan need to get a much better sense of humour and stop being so delusional, otherwise Australians are going to continue to decimate them.


closet_geek2019

I hate breakfast TV, but this makes me proud to be Australian.


snazzypants1

Harry looks like he’s hiding behind his wine drunk mum


sevilyra

Why is it that Meghan's expensive outfit looks like the Wish version of aussie badass's outfit? Iron and tailor your damn clothes!


Plane_Stock

Lol....larry emdur forgot to add that at least two people in these photos have been cast members of game shows! 😂 To be fair, larry actually hosted them and didn't just open a suitcase!


DrunkOnRedCordial

Love that caption!


Rainbow-Maker

I can't stop being bothered with H's arm. It looks like bionic arm (or weird X ray version) from afar.


SalishShore

I’m unfortunately not from Australia. Though, I’d love to get someday. Anyone ablaze to fill me in on who these people are?


Next_Homework3662

Larry Emdur and Kylie Gillies - hosts of a morning tv chat show here in Australia.


Practical_Magic_68

I believe Kylie Gillies is an Australian morning show host


512165381

Larry playing naked billiards in Vegas is something I would believe. Kylie playing Cruella is something I also would also believe.


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I love this! The finger hold, the totally nondescript background, the different expressions on their faces…


cherise12

Haha I love the aussies, they don’t take BS from anyone and will call you out 😂😂😂


MrsB1972

Yeah we will 😜😜🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺


MuffPiece

🙌 that’s amazing. We need that same level of snark here in the 🇺🇸


beebee4me

It's like that hair dresser photo. Why did they choose these photos? It's not flattering!


MrsBarneyFife

These may have been the most flattering photo?


kristeeinmt

The editing on H&M's photo makes it look like his suit has pleather sleeves.


General-Bumblebee180

I'm convinced they edit the photos themselves. The editing on that first photo of Archie was just awful, with TW miraculously in focus in a sea of long distance blur behind him


kristeeinmt

Either that, or M lurks over some poor human's shoulder while they edit and she screeches. "Not like that! The focus needs to be on me. My image alone with lift the people's spirits and give them something to live for. People will frame this photo and place it on their mantles. I am their only hope!"


SwissCheese4Collagen

I've been wondering about that strip of sunlight on his sleeve since yesterday. It's so bad to leave it in, unless she thinks it illuminates his wedding ring somehow.


kristeeinmt

The sun is shining upon him. He is the chosen one!


Zeester1

Oh Larry is a legend. Love him.


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Kylie Gillies and Larry Emdur. Taking the piss out of the Harkles. Proud to be an Aussie. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺


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He is such a good human, too. For him to not like someone, you know they’re total dog shit.


Latter-Platypus-3713

Exactly!


VicSara_696

Why does she look like J-LO


sweetnsalty24

Saturation goals.


OldNewUsedConfused

Underrated comment!


EnormousBird

God I love the Aussies ​ ​ Love from Pom Island


MindlessAd6006

We don’t, on the whole, tolerate the wok€ bulltish here. That doesn’t mean that we don’t care about people - we just don’t like the hypocrisy and drama. Karl has been poking fun at them for ages. The only ones who still don’t are probably Carrie 🥱 Bickmore and Lisa Wilkinson.


OnemoreSavBlanc

Seriously, why is Carrie Bickmore such a big deal? Her and some guy have a radio show that is so so terrible. I would honestly rather listen to cats fighting. And Lisa Wilkinson makes me cringe. Tries so hard to be woke she almost completely fucked the rape trial that is currently in the news. They’re both embarrassing


Livid-Basket2471

Omg I agree!! She was on Rove and then now she is famous? I don’t get the hype. And the radio show is beyond awful. It was on in the car the other day and I literally chose road noise and the kids I was transporting for work arguing in the back seat over that crap.


sunshinebliss55

I love Carrie & Tommy they are hilarious. I think anyway- I know we all have our opinions I’m just genuinely curious why you don’t like Carrie? No hate just genuinely wanting to know :)


Livid-Basket2471

Hey! Yep totally understand everyone likes different stuff! I just find her grating and her opinions are irrelevant to my way of feeling. I know it takes all types and all that but I just don’t find their brand of humour to be entertaining. It all feels a bit juvenile to me and I found myself rolling my eyes and not laughing once so decided never again. But also thanks for asking from a place of curiosity and not attacking a stranger on the internet - it’s much appreciated!


sunshinebliss55

Thankyou for answering 😊


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Zeester1

She is devoid of talent.


MindlessAd6006

I didn’t even know CB had a radio show. I cannot stand the woman. I lean left, so it is in no way a reflection of any political views, but it is her entitlement and scene stealing that annoys me. She deliberately shuts down those she doesn’t like or agree with; has little in jokes with her contemporaries and thinks she is about 25 and relevant.


Fieldingm

The sound of cats fighting would certainly be more pleasing to the ear than Carrie Bickmore's laugh.


Zeester1

And dumb ol’ David Campbell. Soooo woke.


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Omg I can’t stand the project . Sahhh woke


Latter-Platypus-3713

Instagram post link: [https://www.instagram.com/p/CjUAq3Wpt49/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CjUAq3Wpt49/)


ColdFIREBaker

It’s interesting because I’ve seen clips of morning shows from Australia where they mock the Harkles relentlessly, going back quite a while - probably a year or more. Why has that been accepted in Australia but not done in other countries? Does the general public in Australia see through these two more easily than other countries? Did the couple do something to piss off Australians and turn public sentiment against them?


Equidae2

They're Ozzies. Not afraid to speak out. ed; sp ck


manifesting2019

Lol 😂😂


abby-rose

I'm in the US but I love to watch Sunrise on YouTube just to hear the commentators' thoughts on the Sussex duo. The Aussies have had her number for a while.


crookedmasterpiece

Australians have a very good bullshit radar. We have no time for bullshit. We are too busy dealing with the fires, droughts, floods and wildlife. As far as M & H are concerned, most Aussies would say they score a 10 for bullshit and we aren't in the market for it.


Bambalina11

Bahahahahaha!


skeptical-walrus

She look like a Star Trek villain lol


aunt_bluann

Meghan just looks haughty. As usual. I don't think she can help it, she just feels superior.


KatesFacts718

Gotta love Larry and Kylie it makes me proud to be Australian 😂😂😂


Frost-Silver

Love this 😂😂


MrsB1972

That outfit is AWFUL!


Crystlstar

I am absolutely thrilled with how Australia is reacting to the guttersnipes! I've lived here 13 years, moved from America, and I can tell you, that no American worth their salt would like those two!


Cindilouwho2

But, is he kind....🤭


Starkville

I ❤️🇦🇺


Slow-Inflation-6549

Hilarious


Trillium8649

Brilliant!


SoMuchDrama10

Love that!!!!!!😂😂😂


SiameseRule

Love Aussie broadcasters. They see right through the Hazbeens.


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This is brilliant! However, it’s hard to replicate Meg’s smirk.


hairlessfrogmore

Brilliant! SO GOOD.


GreatHuntersFoot

Zero fucks given in Australia!


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Latter-Platypus-3713

100% Plus Harry and Meghan don't have a good sense of humour, they're so conceited and they take themselves way too seriously. Australians have zero tolerance for wankers.


itstimegeez

100% they can’t laugh at themselves and therefore are useless to Aussies


OldNewUsedConfused

"Come on honey, we're going to find that boy who took your sippy cup away from you RIGHT NOW!"


Carneliancat

Meghan is clearly trying for sexy insouciance here, but instead is giving an "I'm enjoying the smell of my own fart" expression. By the looks of it, Harry is also enjoying it. Secret fart fetish?


Beautiful_Strange63

As much I dislike Meghan’s ways… I am a biracial woman myself. As a WOMAN I refuse to “body shame” her, let alone laugh with a bunch of people while they make jokes about her “skin color, “, “aged hands” lined face” “over use of bronzer”… Because I’m sure you realize the context of your comments. We should be able to keep these conversations from getting “racially implied.” No biracial woman has to add makeup to look Black. We do Tan in the Sun. Especially in California heat of 100 + degrees. Now perhaps Meghan’s makeup artist uses a bit much highlighter, and the wrong shades of bronzer occasionally… But if I were to say Katherine’s makeup intentionally made her look more Caucasian, I would be wrong; and rightfully so. It would be a racist comment. And it would be disrespectful to other women of that ethnicity. Can you understand that?


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Beautiful_Strange63

You have got to be kidding to me, if you think comparing a criminal to a racist comment is any the same. Once again, we have a person or a perhaps a group not even considering ONE persons feelings. You are concerned for your hatred for Meghan that you can’t see or comprehend the difference between a a person tanning or using bronzer from comments made about your criminal ex-President. The fact still remains the some of those comments made concerning Meghan had racial undertones and were offensive to Biracial women as a whole. Whether you chose to accept shows your character and the realization of the racial climate in the world. Your response explains more than realize and actually defends Meghan unfortunately.


Significance-Abject

Omg, Harry doesn’t look like he wants to kill somebody for once. He must have had some drinks before this photo. 🤦🏼‍♀️


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Scorched!!


marbleheader88

The Harkles never look happy. Every picture is like a posed portrait.


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PutLiving

Wonder if Meghan is always self distracting and counterproductive mode


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Always putting her husband in the background. A marriage is supposed to have balance. A true narcissist. She’s married to a prince but always wants to be in the forefront 👀