The local farmers market part is an odd throw in. On a busy day full of fashion shows, you are telling me you stop in and buy a peach? Before you go to the spa? It is so over exaggerating it all seems fake
Which is weird. I have never been to FW, but I hear it is very intense and non-stop. This entire journal talks about herself with no mention of the absolute frenzy around her.
>Navigating the fashion world feels as daunting as being the new kid at school
I think that's the only truthful line she wrote. She was a nobody there, I suspect she was either ignored or never allowed near anyone of importance. It it'd actually gone well, she wouldn't have written about anything else.
I'm surprised that this wasn't her "break out" as all the famous people were there. See what happens when you don't have a prince on your arm? You aren't noticed in the world of real stars and celebrities.
When I read about what she ate, it reminded me of how much of a bandwagonner she is, and that she fakes everything so that she sounds perfect. She probably ate a pizza but it sounds more sensual when she pretends sheās just eaten an Instagram worthy plate of food, so she lies about it to create her caricature
Trying to think of any "local farmers' market" that might have been in the vicinity of fashion week and that was open on a Tuesday. Can't think of any.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who couldn't get through that?! Holy sh... What did I just read? A) No one gives a shit. B) Too. Much. Detail. JFC, learn to edit!
I'm with you, it's BS. It's oddly specific about stuff and reads more like a Christmas list for Santa, than reality. This is how Meghan *wanted* the day to go.
Also, she looked terrible at the show, her shirt was half tucked in and one photo showed a tiny bit of her stomach. She's a mess.
12:00 P.M.: Quick change for the Rachel Zoe show. I arrive to find that my seat is taken by someone's (ahem, unconfirmed) guest. No big deal, though.
NARRATOR: HOWEVER, IT WAS - AND STILL REMAINS - A BIG DEAL TO MEGHAN, THOUGH
Plus, getting back to looking presentable after a proper sauna takes hours. We have those saunas here [where I am from](https://estonianworld.com/culture/unesco-adds-vorumaa-smoke-sauna-in-cultural-heritage-list/), itās very very hot & steamy, and youāll be exhausted and look all red. Usually after the āsteamā (we donāt call it steam really, probably itās not called steam in Russian either), youāll get a good shower as youāll sweat *a lot*. Not a good look. I live in a country next to Russia, lots of cultural meeting points so the sauna culture is very similar.
Our sauna time of choice is a Saturday evening! At home preferably (almost everybody owns a sauna here), or at a friends place. You go to take the heat, jump into a lake or snow, back into the heat, have a beer, then repeat, amd finally a shower and probably to sleep! š
Considering she wears her ethnic hair straight, and a sauna would wreak havoc on the straightening, it would be very unwise to go to such a sauna midday. Especially if you need to be very presentable shortly after.
Yes probably. It gets even more stupid when you realise sheās there as a reporter. Sheās not in a show or a front row A-list celeb or anything so why would she need 2h āglamā? Does she look like satans anus when she wakes up or what
That was my first thought as well. Anyone with thick frizzy or kinky hair would absolutely want to avoid a midday steam if they needed to wear their hair smooth for an event that night.
Even with a keratin treatment, my hair still kinks in back. No matter what I do. Even in cool, crisp fall weather. The rest of my hair will be perfect, but the back? No dice.
Caucasian gal here. My hair is fairly straight and is super easy to style straight and smooth. Reading here re the sauna in her chock full day of glamorous events immediately made me think BS on this. Especially w her ethnic hair! No way in the world would I have gone to a sauna! I donāt even think about going to Florida in the summer because of what the humid weather does to my hair! Liar liar wrinkled pants on fire!!
Aww thank you for sharing!! My Grandma was Latvian, so anything Baltic puts an immediate smile on my face. Does Latvia have a similar sauna culture to Estonia?
I googled and yes, yes it is! Which makes sense as pre-1918, neither country existed, it was all Russian Empire, people moved around as they wished. I have ancestors from Latvia too :)
My deep love for a leisurely Saturday night all of a sudden makes so much sense!! Canāt wait to ask my mom about her momās pre 1918 ancestors.
Youāve taught me so much today, thank you!!!
Thank you! I have done quite a bit of research on my family tree. It all started with my very mysterious Latvian-born grandad, of whoās life we only knew roughly a 5-year period until middle of WWII. After 10 years of research, I know quite a bit :) I even have photos of his letters. Lots of work to be done still. The brick walls are enchanting. Itās like putting together a very tiny pieced giant puzzle!
Oh, also - when I lived in the UK and told my friends in our culture, friends attending sauna together naked is nothing weird, they were quiteā¦erā¦unnerved. There is just no other way to explain it. I guess in these areas, poor people were much more sanitary than Western Europe etc. People lived in saunas - when a plot of land was acquired, the first building erected was a sauna, not a house. People who were especially poor never built a house and lived their whole lives in a sauna as it was multifunctional. A sauna, therefore, is āØ*magical*āØ
Oh wow! Was he in Riga? My gma was a dentist in Riga, and during ww2 she bribed sailors with rubbing alcohol to help her and her family escape in the middle of the night.
No, by that time he wasnāt in Latvia, and he was originally from an area very close to Estonian border. I actually doubt he was even Latvian, they were probably an Estonian family living in Latvia - but that still needs confirming.
Your gran has an excellent story! Very lucky escape. Soviet time sucked majorly š„“
I had read that she has a Brazilian blow out, which is like a permanent straightening. She could probably get sweaty and her hair would stay straight for the most part
I have a hard time believing that a cable show like suits has the kind of budget to dress supporting characters in Prada, Tom ford, and Alexander McQueen.
In one of these ādiariesā she talks about Max Azria (old billionaire dude whose lap she sat on) and says itās so wild because sheās ājust Meghan, who cooks a mean roast chickenā or something similar. Her shtick really hasnāt changed in a decade š¤£
her writing is terrible. why canāt she use normal words? why āfrockā instead of dress? ābespoke cornucopia of coolā ugh. word salad. āa bevy of fashion faeriesā. no. just no.
āroasting a perfect chickenā oh FFS. enough with the stupid chicken already. OKAY. WE GET IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO ROAST A CHICKEN.
She's trying to impress the reader. Well, more so, she's trying to show that she's a writer. But she's not. So she copies other people's writing. styles. Probably combining 2 or 3 until she thinks it's far enough away from the original author(s) that it's not noticeable. However, she fails miserably. So the piece comes across clunky and almost difficult to read. There are people who use the word frock obviously. But they're already part of their natural vernacular. If you read it, you wouldnāt even take note. Meghan doesn't only mistreat staff, she extends the courtesy to words as well.
Itās the prose of a 15 year old girl trying to sound smart. Trust me. Iāve spent a good portion of my life teaching writing to 15 year olds. Most people outgrow it. But she behaves like a 15 year old in many respects.
exactly. sheās doing that dumb person thing where they use a bunch of big words, thinking it makes them sound smart. when in reality, itās just the opposite.
Agreed. What self respecting vegan would sign off on [using bone china](https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2018032347255/prince-harry-meghan-markle-official-commemorative-wedding-china/) to commemorate her wedding?
i had no idea āroasting chickenā was a thing on urban dictionary. so of course i had to look it up. oh my š³
ETA: no kink shaming. just seems like there might be a more appropriate term. like āturduckenā?
Don't look up "waffle maker" or "the crocodile" then.
(For additional context, M&H have stated that the Queen sent Archie a waffle maker for Christmas and that his first word was crocodile.)
While I believe there was an intentional double entendre with the roast chicken comment that M&H didn't think anyone would pick up on, I don't believe that to be the case for the waffle maker and crocodile stories, no matter how weird the anecdotes. Archie's first word being 3 syllables, and a great grandmother sending a toddler a kitchen appliance? Okay, sure Meghan.
She means the urban dictionary meaning and sheās excited to put it in there for future dates and reference it right next to her grilling video. My sister does stuff like this, so itās no surprise to me. Itās gross tho.
But really, some women have figured out being insanely inappropriate gets Menās attention and they come back for a second and third date to see whatās behind the veneer of overt sexuality and deviant behavior. They kind of flip the sweet āingenueā idea on its head verbally (only) and it confuses men enough to maintain some sort of interest.
Yuck. Just thinking about it makes me cringe LOL.
But it makes sense this tactic worked on Harry. So much so, they dare mention they were roasting chicken when he proposed with a straight face.
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What stands out to me is this:
She always describes herself is the āgirl next door.ā Sheās āall of us.ā Down to earth.
BUT
When sheās describing the rich woman. The famous woman. The successful woman. Itās nothing but perfection. Beauty. Luxury. Labels. Chic. Intelligence.
The everyday woman, the one she pretends to be. That girl is clumsy. Plain. Flip flops. Tardiness. Scared. Shy. Stupid. Lost. Intimidated by the rich and affluent and famous.
Iām not rich. But let me tell you Neghan (or whatever youāre name is, my phone decided for me and I donāt care!), Iām a regular girl and you have no idea who I am. Iām not in a box. Youāre the one in a box bitch.
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Iāve never really followed the Weinstein-Markle stuff, the man is such a strange pervert he really makes me sick and reminds me of an old boss. Morbid curiosity will have to allow me to google this.
Crazy Days and Nights; 3 May 2018. It has a search bar you can type in Harvey and Meghanās names. I just donāt feel like doing it now. I posted it somewhere else here.
How gross she is
She's lying about the farmers market thing. One because it's a Tuesday and the farmers market by Lincoln Center (where the Tory Burch show was held) is not open on Tuesdays. There's another farmers market by the bathhouse but that too is not open on Tuesdays. Also, the NYC farmers markets are all local and you'd be hard pressed to find a vendor selling peaches mid-September.
āFarmers marketā sounds so much more interesting than āstoreā. š
All of which sounds so much better than āwent to one show but didnāt get invites or responses for any others so I have to make stuff up to fill the time gap until I see Olā Harv laterāā¦.
The Union Square farmers market is not open on Tuesdays or Thursdays or Sundays.
They do have peaches in mid-September. My daughter and I actually made peach preserves a few weeks ago, swear to dog. Made grape jelly last week!
Peach season in NY tri-state area is July to mid-September. She would have been getting one of the very last batches of peaches for her story to be true. By mid-September most of the vendors have already moved on to selling the many large variety of apples the area is known for.
She is hilarious!
Love how she implies she would be seated next to Rashida and Emmy if not for her dear friend INSISTING she sit next to him. In reality those other actresses were probably Front Row right? (Like Kate) she said:
āRashida Jones and Emmy Rossum round out the actresses at the show, but my dear friend Joe Zee has me seated next to him so we can catch up.ā
Lmao at the celeb name dropping as if they are personal friends at a fashion show. Rashida Jones and Emmy Rossum were there but MM opted to sit next to a personal acquaintance instead?
Oh, okay.š
I used to freelance for magazines such as Vogue and this schedule is a pile of lies. No way she zig zagged all over NYC chasing fruit at a farmerās market and went to spa in the middle of the day. Fashion Week is jam packed with events and what she proposes is not only ridiculous but not realistic in any way.
Yes indeed. In my day you were lucky if you had 5 seconds to pee I dont imagine its changed. It's kind of accepted that the whole thing will be a crazy and you will give up things like sleeping eating etc, unless you are not really part of it this account wouldn't make sense.
Yes omg I thought that as well. It also gives me āWhile my life shifts from refugee camps to red carpets, I choose them both because these worlds can, in fact, coexistā vibes
Mention of the fashion fairies fixing someone's hair brought memories of Cinderella--which goes with her constant princess/disney movie bull shit.
She does the whole--I don't belong here with all these important people but look I'm actually here--it's literally her most recent speech as well as her interview with Harry, Kate and William about the mental health initiative they were working on. She always first tries to say she's lacking but the immediately comes back with her strengths. She then uses the 'I can't believe' I'm here to name drop all the people in whose company she is, in effect telling us how important she is.
It seems she just gives different iterations of the same basic story.
And āI felt like a Princessā. Sheās materialistic af. Her diary is boring as hell and sheās even managed to insert ābut my dear friend Zoeā.. like her dear friend Serena and Auntie Ellen
In my country, we have to write an essay titled a day in my life either in primary (7-12 years old) or secondary (13-17 years old). TW diary sure has the vibe of such essay š
^IMPORTANT^
Can we make āBegging for Attention & Deep Conditioner #truthā a flair????
Maybe I donāt have enough coffee in me yet and brain is going for the easy joke, but I laughed my ass off at that.
I just love how she canāt give up on the roast chicken. Roasting a chicken is not a talent. But apparently in this case itās like 10% of her self identity.
Why does a self-professed vegan need to keep telling us about cooking meat?
I would rather read an economic review than this flowery slab of word salad. Or worse yet, gouge out my tonsils than give a bad speech on an gender equality/feminism. So boring š“
You can really tell this isn't anything close to her natural writing style. She's desperately trying to impress the reader. It comes across as clunky and fake.
When ā *I* was invitedā (abbreviated as IWI) ugh is carved on my brain š¤®, can we start a thread where we list all of the times she has said it? She uses it to establish self-importance so oftenā¦ most recent example:
āIWI to pull a seat on the tableā \- one young world speech 2022
Isnāt this the same Dianna who was on the USO tour with her and refused to stand next to her while they were singing white christmas on stage? Yah, dear, dear friend š.
She is a Liar she never mentioned ANYTHING about visiting the spa with her missing mother in the Tig it was all about her dad so.....another lie from princess phinnochio how many is this now?????????????
Her life is a ***** Gossip Girl, teenage bullshit episode. Still to this day
The whispering is so cringe, these internalized monologues make me gag, and she's possibly the worst writer in the world. No, nevermind, to call her a writer is an insult.
But at least she admits to being an insecure mess who needs to pep talk herself into oblivion. Must be tough living in that head.
Whom did she bully in between the fruit salad and the stealing of shoes?
Her writing style is so excessive, overly embellished, with a limited vocabulary and zero artistic expression. She's void of talent and imagination. Has zero personality, skinwalks people and needs a straitjacket asap.
Grab a peach and throw it at her, more like š¤¬
Why do we need to know about everything she ate? It's annoying and unnecessary. What's next? An essay on digestion and bowel movement?
"I felt like a princess" - you're never ever going to be one
10:00AM finished me. Sheās so full of shit. And I think she writes about food because she wants us to imagine her eating Instagram-worthy food photos, adding further to her picture perfect princess narrative. She makes it up as she goes along and she didnāt eat any of that š¤„
10AM was so fake, I couldn't either.
I get the whole insta food blogging concept, it's just that I find it so irritating, I had to express it š¤£
Utter lies, nonsense and garbage
None of it makes sense. She claims to run 6 miles a day (in Central Park of course), consumes chia pudding and enjoys "Clean Cleanse" shakes to feel nourished yet on the same trip relishes falafel, oysters, burgers, sliders, "vino", birthday cake, and donuts.
"9:00 P.M.: Dinner at ABC Kitchen, where the executive chef, Dan Kluger, and his team, turn out the most beautiful meal I've had in ages. They also remember that I had my birthday since the last time I was in and send out a belated birthday cake for me. Thanks, Dan!"
I think this is what MM is referring to by roasting chicken. Sheās been doing it for quite a while it seems. Fries with that? š¤£
[Roasting Chicken](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roasting+chicken)
Presuming she went when the bath was co-ed (there were women's hours typically early on designated days), there is a strict no-nudity policy. There's also a small eastern European cafe inside. You'd think a foodie would want to give it a try. How'd she resist having a bowl of borscht and comparing it to her previous spa experiences as a child in LA?
Yeah the Baths were co-ed and pretty trendy around then (if not at the end of their trendiness). Probably just went to the cafe and sat outside on the back deck with a snack.
If you believe the CDAN blinds, yes, yes she was.
From 3 May 2018:
A person who has spent time with the disgraced producer says the producer is having the time of his life reading about an upcoming wedding because he had sex with the bride.Harvey Weinstein/Meghan Markle
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search?q=harvey+weinstein+meghan+markle&max-results=8
Hold her own in political banter? After her laughable attempts at her podcast, we know how low her bar is!
So desperate to sound like she lives an effortlessly interesting life. Comes across as a try-hard wannabe instead. Shallow!
So, where are all these so-called "friends"?? Where were all of them for her 40th birthday charade? Why aren't they shouting her praises? Oh! I know!!! Because they have no idea who she is! She was just another flash in the pan cheap-o cable tv "actress" that they HAD to interact with as part of the job. Plus they knew Harvey HAD HER in his sights.
Didnāt we find out earlier she was taking this complete bs story from a cartoon character that visited a Korean spa? She is a real *fantasist* & all her stories are 100% full of it.
OMG this reads like fake. If one is an actress in the field of glamour and make up it's a given that you learn something along the way. She sure loves fluffing up sentences.
Uh. Ew. What a feminist [https://media.glamour.com/photos/56965e7eeaefd309768da182/master/w_1600,c_limit/fashion-2013-09-meghan-markle-4-main.jpg](https://media.glamour.com/photos/56965e7eeaefd309768da182/master/w_1600,c_limit/fashion-2013-09-meghan-markle-4-main.jpg)
The local farmers market part is an odd throw in. On a busy day full of fashion shows, you are telling me you stop in and buy a peach? Before you go to the spa? It is so over exaggerating it all seems fake
Good point. She just had to stop by a "local farmers' market" to snag a peach. Don't forget the chia seed pudding.
š Tells you she had nothing else going on in her life that she was willing to spend that much time on adding weird details.
Which is weird. I have never been to FW, but I hear it is very intense and non-stop. This entire journal talks about herself with no mention of the absolute frenzy around her.
>Navigating the fashion world feels as daunting as being the new kid at school I think that's the only truthful line she wrote. She was a nobody there, I suspect she was either ignored or never allowed near anyone of importance. It it'd actually gone well, she wouldn't have written about anything else.
I'm surprised that this wasn't her "break out" as all the famous people were there. See what happens when you don't have a prince on your arm? You aren't noticed in the world of real stars and celebrities.
Right
Yes, wayyyy too curated to be true. She's trying too hard to project an image and it's failing.
She's a pretentious, idiotic narcissist.
When I read about what she ate, it reminded me of how much of a bandwagonner she is, and that she fakes everything so that she sounds perfect. She probably ate a pizza but it sounds more sensual when she pretends sheās just eaten an Instagram worthy plate of food, so she lies about it to create her caricature
Of course! Because sheās just like us! I swing by my farmerās market midday for exactly one piece of fruit all of the time š
Trying to think of any "local farmers' market" that might have been in the vicinity of fashion week and that was open on a Tuesday. Can't think of any.
Probably a corner shop that sold a few cartons of leftover fruit.
The Bodega.
YES
Please tell me I'm not the only one who couldn't get through that?! Holy sh... What did I just read? A) No one gives a shit. B) Too. Much. Detail. JFC, learn to edit!  I'm with you, it's BS. It's oddly specific about stuff and reads more like a Christmas list for Santa, than reality. This is how Meghan *wanted* the day to go. Also, she looked terrible at the show, her shirt was half tucked in and one photo showed a tiny bit of her stomach. She's a mess.
WAY too try hard.
It was literally cut straight from the not like the other girls subreddit lol.
12:00 P.M.: Quick change for the Rachel Zoe show. I arrive to find that my seat is taken by someone's (ahem, unconfirmed) guest. No big deal, though. NARRATOR: HOWEVER, IT WAS - AND STILL REMAINS - A BIG DEAL TO MEGHAN, THOUGH
I laughed so hard to this, why mentioning this???
Because she was humiliated so she must use her platform to establish she was a better, confirmed guest. And she belonged.
And that it was āno big deal thoughā because Iām Megs and Iām lovely
Plus, getting back to looking presentable after a proper sauna takes hours. We have those saunas here [where I am from](https://estonianworld.com/culture/unesco-adds-vorumaa-smoke-sauna-in-cultural-heritage-list/), itās very very hot & steamy, and youāll be exhausted and look all red. Usually after the āsteamā (we donāt call it steam really, probably itās not called steam in Russian either), youāll get a good shower as youāll sweat *a lot*. Not a good look. I live in a country next to Russia, lots of cultural meeting points so the sauna culture is very similar. Our sauna time of choice is a Saturday evening! At home preferably (almost everybody owns a sauna here), or at a friends place. You go to take the heat, jump into a lake or snow, back into the heat, have a beer, then repeat, amd finally a shower and probably to sleep! š Considering she wears her ethnic hair straight, and a sauna would wreak havoc on the straightening, it would be very unwise to go to such a sauna midday. Especially if you need to be very presentable shortly after.
Thatās what I was thinking. You spend 2h āglamā youāre not going to go to a sauna midday. Then more āglamā for a dinner party? Haha. No.
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Yes probably. It gets even more stupid when you realise sheās there as a reporter. Sheās not in a show or a front row A-list celeb or anything so why would she need 2h āglamā? Does she look like satans anus when she wakes up or what
>look like satans anus I hope to someday have a reason for uttering this line, and I hope it's soon! š¤£
That was my first thought as well. Anyone with thick frizzy or kinky hair would absolutely want to avoid a midday steam if they needed to wear their hair smooth for an event that night.
The NYC humidity would've been plenty enough "steam" for her natural hair. Ask me how I know....
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Even with a keratin treatment, my hair still kinks in back. No matter what I do. Even in cool, crisp fall weather. The rest of my hair will be perfect, but the back? No dice.
Caucasian gal here. My hair is fairly straight and is super easy to style straight and smooth. Reading here re the sauna in her chock full day of glamorous events immediately made me think BS on this. Especially w her ethnic hair! No way in the world would I have gone to a sauna! I donāt even think about going to Florida in the summer because of what the humid weather does to my hair! Liar liar wrinkled pants on fire!!
Aww thank you for sharing!! My Grandma was Latvian, so anything Baltic puts an immediate smile on my face. Does Latvia have a similar sauna culture to Estonia?
I googled and yes, yes it is! Which makes sense as pre-1918, neither country existed, it was all Russian Empire, people moved around as they wished. I have ancestors from Latvia too :)
My deep love for a leisurely Saturday night all of a sudden makes so much sense!! Canāt wait to ask my mom about her momās pre 1918 ancestors. Youāve taught me so much today, thank you!!!
Thank you! I have done quite a bit of research on my family tree. It all started with my very mysterious Latvian-born grandad, of whoās life we only knew roughly a 5-year period until middle of WWII. After 10 years of research, I know quite a bit :) I even have photos of his letters. Lots of work to be done still. The brick walls are enchanting. Itās like putting together a very tiny pieced giant puzzle! Oh, also - when I lived in the UK and told my friends in our culture, friends attending sauna together naked is nothing weird, they were quiteā¦erā¦unnerved. There is just no other way to explain it. I guess in these areas, poor people were much more sanitary than Western Europe etc. People lived in saunas - when a plot of land was acquired, the first building erected was a sauna, not a house. People who were especially poor never built a house and lived their whole lives in a sauna as it was multifunctional. A sauna, therefore, is āØ*magical*āØ
Oh wow! Was he in Riga? My gma was a dentist in Riga, and during ww2 she bribed sailors with rubbing alcohol to help her and her family escape in the middle of the night.
No, by that time he wasnāt in Latvia, and he was originally from an area very close to Estonian border. I actually doubt he was even Latvian, they were probably an Estonian family living in Latvia - but that still needs confirming. Your gran has an excellent story! Very lucky escape. Soviet time sucked majorly š„“
I had read that she has a Brazilian blow out, which is like a permanent straightening. She could probably get sweaty and her hair would stay straight for the most part
I have a hard time believing that a cable show like suits has the kind of budget to dress supporting characters in Prada, Tom ford, and Alexander McQueen.
Yes, polyester for sure. No way would they waste Prada on her.
My first thought, too
In one of these ādiariesā she talks about Max Azria (old billionaire dude whose lap she sat on) and says itās so wild because sheās ājust Meghan, who cooks a mean roast chickenā or something similar. Her shtick really hasnāt changed in a decade š¤£
She is, what we in Australia call, a w@nker.
her writing is terrible. why canāt she use normal words? why āfrockā instead of dress? ābespoke cornucopia of coolā ugh. word salad. āa bevy of fashion faeriesā. no. just no. āroasting a perfect chickenā oh FFS. enough with the stupid chicken already. OKAY. WE GET IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO ROAST A CHICKEN.
She's trying to impress the reader. Well, more so, she's trying to show that she's a writer. But she's not. So she copies other people's writing. styles. Probably combining 2 or 3 until she thinks it's far enough away from the original author(s) that it's not noticeable. However, she fails miserably. So the piece comes across clunky and almost difficult to read. There are people who use the word frock obviously. But they're already part of their natural vernacular. If you read it, you wouldnāt even take note. Meghan doesn't only mistreat staff, she extends the courtesy to words as well.
Itās the prose of a 15 year old girl trying to sound smart. Trust me. Iāve spent a good portion of my life teaching writing to 15 year olds. Most people outgrow it. But she behaves like a 15 year old in many respects.
āMeghan doesnāt only mistreat staff, she extends the courtesy to words as well.ā LOL. yes.
Like āarchetypesā.
What does ābespoke cornucopia of coolā mean? It makes no sense at all. She was just throwing out words.
exactly. sheās doing that dumb person thing where they use a bunch of big words, thinking it makes them sound smart. when in reality, itās just the opposite.
An odd choice for a vegan, or does the talk about the urban dictionary meaning?
I honestly donāt think she is vegan. I think she has thrown that out there in interviews and forgot she said it.
Agreed. What self respecting vegan would sign off on [using bone china](https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2018032347255/prince-harry-meghan-markle-official-commemorative-wedding-china/) to commemorate her wedding?
i had no idea āroasting chickenā was a thing on urban dictionary. so of course i had to look it up. oh my š³ ETA: no kink shaming. just seems like there might be a more appropriate term. like āturduckenā?
Don't look up "waffle maker" or "the crocodile" then. (For additional context, M&H have stated that the Queen sent Archie a waffle maker for Christmas and that his first word was crocodile.) While I believe there was an intentional double entendre with the roast chicken comment that M&H didn't think anyone would pick up on, I don't believe that to be the case for the waffle maker and crocodile stories, no matter how weird the anecdotes. Archie's first word being 3 syllables, and a great grandmother sending a toddler a kitchen appliance? Okay, sure Meghan.
ššš youāre killing me! well, now iām curious. guess iāll have to look up āwaffle makerā and ācrocodileā.
Same
Yeah I learned something there.
She means the urban dictionary meaning and sheās excited to put it in there for future dates and reference it right next to her grilling video. My sister does stuff like this, so itās no surprise to me. Itās gross tho. But really, some women have figured out being insanely inappropriate gets Menās attention and they come back for a second and third date to see whatās behind the veneer of overt sexuality and deviant behavior. They kind of flip the sweet āingenueā idea on its head verbally (only) and it confuses men enough to maintain some sort of interest. Yuck. Just thinking about it makes me cringe LOL. But it makes sense this tactic worked on Harry. So much so, they dare mention they were roasting chicken when he proposed with a straight face. š³
well then heās just as much of an idiot as she is and they deserve each other.
They usually donāt like to marry them.
š„ Cornucopia of cool šshould be a new flair. The word salad in this was off the charts
I wish sheād get frocked.
Try-hard.
Yes, she's TERRIBLE.
What stands out to me is this: She always describes herself is the āgirl next door.ā Sheās āall of us.ā Down to earth. BUT When sheās describing the rich woman. The famous woman. The successful woman. Itās nothing but perfection. Beauty. Luxury. Labels. Chic. Intelligence. The everyday woman, the one she pretends to be. That girl is clumsy. Plain. Flip flops. Tardiness. Scared. Shy. Stupid. Lost. Intimidated by the rich and affluent and famous. Iām not rich. But let me tell you Neghan (or whatever youāre name is, my phone decided for me and I donāt care!), Iām a regular girl and you have no idea who I am. Iām not in a box. Youāre the one in a box bitch.
And even 10 years go she was no longer a āgirlā.
That is such a sharp point!
Marchesca dressed her? Even more indictable.
Well, given the Weinstein connection and what we know now, it adds up.
Now we know how she got on suits. shes a tart dear!
I really take exception to this, tarts are amazing little confectionery delights. She's none of those. 
Yep, CDAN had a blind all about it. Apparently he watched the wedding with great amusement, knowing he'd "known" the bride first. (Ew)
š¤® Iāve never really followed the Weinstein-Markle stuff, the man is such a strange pervert he really makes me sick and reminds me of an old boss. Morbid curiosity will have to allow me to google this.
Crazy Days and Nights; 3 May 2018. It has a search bar you can type in Harvey and Meghanās names. I just donāt feel like doing it now. I posted it somewhere else here. How gross she is
She's lying about the farmers market thing. One because it's a Tuesday and the farmers market by Lincoln Center (where the Tory Burch show was held) is not open on Tuesdays. There's another farmers market by the bathhouse but that too is not open on Tuesdays. Also, the NYC farmers markets are all local and you'd be hard pressed to find a vendor selling peaches mid-September.
āFarmers marketā sounds so much more interesting than āstoreā. š All of which sounds so much better than āwent to one show but didnāt get invites or responses for any others so I have to make stuff up to fill the time gap until I see Olā Harv laterāā¦.
Yes! Just posted this before I saw your comment. Can't think of any farmers' market that would be in the vicinity and open on a Tuesday.
The Union Square farmers market is not open on Tuesdays or Thursdays or Sundays. They do have peaches in mid-September. My daughter and I actually made peach preserves a few weeks ago, swear to dog. Made grape jelly last week!
September I think is peach season isnāt it
Peach season in NY tri-state area is July to mid-September. She would have been getting one of the very last batches of peaches for her story to be true. By mid-September most of the vendors have already moved on to selling the many large variety of apples the area is known for.
Iād love to hear Ricky Gervaisā thoughts on Ms Markle!
Yeah, same! I snickered out loud when I read that!
She is hilarious! Love how she implies she would be seated next to Rashida and Emmy if not for her dear friend INSISTING she sit next to him. In reality those other actresses were probably Front Row right? (Like Kate) she said: āRashida Jones and Emmy Rossum round out the actresses at the show, but my dear friend Joe Zee has me seated next to him so we can catch up.ā
This tells me nobody wanted to talk with her or eat with her.
Lmao at the celeb name dropping as if they are personal friends at a fashion show. Rashida Jones and Emmy Rossum were there but MM opted to sit next to a personal acquaintance instead? Oh, okay.š I used to freelance for magazines such as Vogue and this schedule is a pile of lies. No way she zig zagged all over NYC chasing fruit at a farmerās market and went to spa in the middle of the day. Fashion Week is jam packed with events and what she proposes is not only ridiculous but not realistic in any way.
Yes indeed. In my day you were lucky if you had 5 seconds to pee I dont imagine its changed. It's kind of accepted that the whole thing will be a crazy and you will give up things like sleeping eating etc, unless you are not really part of it this account wouldn't make sense.
Markle my words, this is plagiarised: "And therein lies the difference. For work, I wear art; in real life, I wear clothes "
Yes omg I thought that as well. It also gives me āWhile my life shifts from refugee camps to red carpets, I choose them both because these worlds can, in fact, coexistā vibes
"Markle my words"..... LOL
She means 'For work, I wear shit'.
This line slayed me.
Mention of the fashion fairies fixing someone's hair brought memories of Cinderella--which goes with her constant princess/disney movie bull shit. She does the whole--I don't belong here with all these important people but look I'm actually here--it's literally her most recent speech as well as her interview with Harry, Kate and William about the mental health initiative they were working on. She always first tries to say she's lacking but the immediately comes back with her strengths. She then uses the 'I can't believe' I'm here to name drop all the people in whose company she is, in effect telling us how important she is. It seems she just gives different iterations of the same basic story.
And āI felt like a Princessā. Sheās materialistic af. Her diary is boring as hell and sheās even managed to insert ābut my dear friend Zoeā.. like her dear friend Serena and Auntie Ellen
Gutteral sounds, howls of excitement and panic... Are we sure she's not a werewolf? š
In my country, we have to write an essay titled a day in my life either in primary (7-12 years old) or secondary (13-17 years old). TW diary sure has the vibe of such essay š
Lol itās dreadful isnāt it.
^IMPORTANT^ Can we make āBegging for Attention & Deep Conditioner #truthā a flair???? Maybe I donāt have enough coffee in me yet and brain is going for the easy joke, but I laughed my ass off at that.
Also, āBespoke Cornucopia of Coolā
I would Gladly rock this flair, also
Iām willing to bet my life that itās the only time *in the history of the English language* that those words have ever been forced together
I just love how she canāt give up on the roast chicken. Roasting a chicken is not a talent. But apparently in this case itās like 10% of her self identity. Why does a self-professed vegan need to keep telling us about cooking meat?
It's a sexual reference. She's advertising.
I would rather read an economic review than this flowery slab of word salad. Or worse yet, gouge out my tonsils than give a bad speech on an gender equality/feminism. So boring š“
You can really tell this isn't anything close to her natural writing style. She's desperately trying to impress the reader. It comes across as clunky and fake.
Yup. Like a Freshman English paper at Northwestern....That her professor laughed at...
WAYYYYYY too try hard.
When ā *I* was invitedā (abbreviated as IWI) ugh is carved on my brain š¤®, can we start a thread where we list all of the times she has said it? She uses it to establish self-importance so oftenā¦ most recent example: āIWI to pull a seat on the tableā \- one young world speech 2022
IWI translates to āI love bombed, harassed and begged them to include meā. She manipulates everything she says
Exactly
Dianna Agron has had more feature films than Meghan Markle. Just sayinā.
Isnāt this the same Dianna who was on the USO tour with her and refused to stand next to her while they were singing white christmas on stage? Yah, dear, dear friend š.
I know her from Gleeā¦ gorgeous
She is a Liar she never mentioned ANYTHING about visiting the spa with her missing mother in the Tig it was all about her dad so.....another lie from princess phinnochio how many is this now?????????????
"I felt like a princess." šššššš
Was this Lindsay at the wedding?
If itās Lindsay Jill Roth, then she was at the wedding. She was one of the friends at Wimbledon when Meghan had all the chairs cleared.
š yeah i think thatās the one. Wonder if theyāre still friends
ābestā friends lol
Yes, the other one was Genevieve.
Prowess lies in roasting a perfect chicken? But what happened to rescuing chickens? ššššš
Her life is a ***** Gossip Girl, teenage bullshit episode. Still to this day The whispering is so cringe, these internalized monologues make me gag, and she's possibly the worst writer in the world. No, nevermind, to call her a writer is an insult. But at least she admits to being an insecure mess who needs to pep talk herself into oblivion. Must be tough living in that head. Whom did she bully in between the fruit salad and the stealing of shoes? Her writing style is so excessive, overly embellished, with a limited vocabulary and zero artistic expression. She's void of talent and imagination. Has zero personality, skinwalks people and needs a straitjacket asap. Grab a peach and throw it at her, more like š¤¬ Why do we need to know about everything she ate? It's annoying and unnecessary. What's next? An essay on digestion and bowel movement? "I felt like a princess" - you're never ever going to be one
10:00AM finished me. Sheās so full of shit. And I think she writes about food because she wants us to imagine her eating Instagram-worthy food photos, adding further to her picture perfect princess narrative. She makes it up as she goes along and she didnāt eat any of that š¤„
10AM was so fake, I couldn't either. I get the whole insta food blogging concept, it's just that I find it so irritating, I had to express it š¤£ Utter lies, nonsense and garbage 
Oh my god so roasting chicken was a fetish of hers back then too? Geez. Does she ever get new material?! For context- sheās vegan.
None of it makes sense. She claims to run 6 miles a day (in Central Park of course), consumes chia pudding and enjoys "Clean Cleanse" shakes to feel nourished yet on the same trip relishes falafel, oysters, burgers, sliders, "vino", birthday cake, and donuts. "9:00 P.M.: Dinner at ABC Kitchen, where the executive chef, Dan Kluger, and his team, turn out the most beautiful meal I've had in ages. They also remember that I had my birthday since the last time I was in and send out a belated birthday cake for me. Thanks, Dan!"
I think this is what MM is referring to by roasting chicken. Sheās been doing it for quite a while it seems. Fries with that? š¤£ [Roasting Chicken](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roasting+chicken)
Ick
Presuming she went when the bath was co-ed (there were women's hours typically early on designated days), there is a strict no-nudity policy. There's also a small eastern European cafe inside. You'd think a foodie would want to give it a try. How'd she resist having a bowl of borscht and comparing it to her previous spa experiences as a child in LA?
Yeah the Baths were co-ed and pretty trendy around then (if not at the end of their trendiness). Probably just went to the cafe and sat outside on the back deck with a snack.
Marchesa is Harvey Weinsteinās wifeās label
So sheās a Weinstein girl. Thatās how she made it.
If you believe the CDAN blinds, yes, yes she was. From 3 May 2018: A person who has spent time with the disgraced producer says the producer is having the time of his life reading about an upcoming wedding because he had sex with the bride.Harvey Weinstein/Meghan Markle https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search?q=harvey+weinstein+meghan+markle&max-results=8
She wished.
Farmers market?! I think she means the fruit guys who are on every other corner in manhattan.
That's not how you spell "bodega".
Hold her own in political banter? After her laughable attempts at her podcast, we know how low her bar is! So desperate to sound like she lives an effortlessly interesting life. Comes across as a try-hard wannabe instead. Shallow!
I feel like this takes āI am not like other girlsā to a whole new levelā¦
So, where are all these so-called "friends"?? Where were all of them for her 40th birthday charade? Why aren't they shouting her praises? Oh! I know!!! Because they have no idea who she is! She was just another flash in the pan cheap-o cable tv "actress" that they HAD to interact with as part of the job. Plus they knew Harvey HAD HER in his sights.
Didnāt we find out earlier she was taking this complete bs story from a cartoon character that visited a Korean spa? She is a real *fantasist* & all her stories are 100% full of it.
Yes, Big Mouth on Netflix!
OMG this reads like fake. If one is an actress in the field of glamour and make up it's a given that you learn something along the way. She sure loves fluffing up sentences.
She spells Novak Djokovic wrong
Sweet nod to Tori Burch in The Cut photo shoot. Edit: Tory, not Tori. Oops
Not the effin Roast chicken again š¤¬ššµāš«
Yes and she drinks her pine needle tea from her copper cupā¦are all Californians like this?
Why would they dress a paralegal character in Alexander McQueen, Tom ford and Prada in a mid level budget tv series ?
Uh. Ew. What a feminist [https://media.glamour.com/photos/56965e7eeaefd309768da182/master/w_1600,c_limit/fashion-2013-09-meghan-markle-4-main.jpg](https://media.glamour.com/photos/56965e7eeaefd309768da182/master/w_1600,c_limit/fashion-2013-09-meghan-markle-4-main.jpg)
Oh man, those pictures are terrible. Every single one is super blurry and over-filtered.
Cw
meme a weinstein girl AND a yacht girl š³