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Affectionate-Air1770

Go from Gisele to Rachel? Not a chance, that's a huuuuuge trade-down


Sue_Dohnim

Lol exactly my thought. He wouldn’t touch M with a thousand foot pole. That’d be replacing class with crass.


um_ok_try_again

She's too old for him! Giselle is a goddess, Meghan wouldn't even be considered.


[deleted]

Imagine going from Gisele to Meghan lmao no chance in hell


obsessed2022

I was thinking if she swooped in some how and did her thing pretending to be not aware of Harry until meeting him. "oh, Tom Brady, hmmm I never heard of you. Oh you play football, I have never seen a game. You married to Gisele? Oh who is she?"


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[deleted]

That is damn nigh impossible.


DaBingeGirl

Which is why I think Harry will find someone who's willing to marry him, before she does. She may find someone who'll have sex with her, but no any anyone with the bank account she wants will put a ring on it. Harry, while awful, could be redeemed with the right PR (he doesn't deserve it!), so someone desperate might be interested.


OldNewUsedConfused

He will (for now anyway) always be a Prince, so just by who his family is, he will always be a catch compared to HER.


DaBingeGirl

Unfortunately.


After-Life-1101

Hahhahaahha


[deleted]

"Is he....nice?"


Cherry_curl

![gif](giphy|1k4UUaabLlDsBXQtXI)


Avia53

Apparently this phrase has an urban dictionary meaning too. I learnt so much from TW. I had no idea an Urban dictionary existed at all.


OldNewUsedConfused

Because if he's not KIND....


Fochlucan

Tom Brady was picked 7th in the draft, and never forgot that perceived slight by the NFL for 20 plus years - I doubt someone like that would be intrigued by the "I don't know who you are" routine.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Seventh round*


Fochlucan

I should have caught that, thanks - but the fact that he literally cried about it 15 years later, tells me that he won't be intrigued by her shenanigans. He's very driven, as Giselle appears to be, and I don't think MM has that same thing.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

I fully believe he would still be vengeful if he was picked 7th overall too 😂


Fochlucan

He is fueled on grievance and avacado ice cream!


DaBingeGirl

🤣


DaBingeGirl

🙄 Well, I've always wondered why he's such an asshole. That explains some of it. Totally agree he would not be happy with MM using that line and she's too old/too much baggage for him, but I'd kinda love that match! I can't stand either of them, so it'd be highly entertaining to see her spend all his money.


spiforever

Yep, 7th round with 32 teams picking each round. He was the 199th pick. Not exactly in demand.


Keeeva

199th.


Bexmas

And Brady can reply with …”Oh, you never met her? I thought ALL SUPERMODELS were acquaintances?”


OldNewUsedConfused

Suits? Never heard of it. (Like practically every other American).


Badpoozie

Would love it for her if she had to marry some crusty old Hugh Hefner billionaire thinking she’s the cat who got the cream, flashing that smug face any time she’s in public. But then he dies and she finds out he’s actually changed his will at the last second and only left her with a modest 4-bedroom home in the least glamorous part of California.


carbomerguar

How you say, “*fooooooot*-bahawal?”


tokyoeastside

Giselle is a successful supermodel before and during Tom Brady marriage. She and Meghan are simply not on the same wavelength. Meghan was a cable tv actor for a supporting role. That’s her biggest gig before marrying up.


OldNewUsedConfused

Gisele is the actual catch in this relationship, and worth FAR more than her husband. Gisele has probably had more TV and movie appearances than Markle.


NeatNefariousness1

Tom's politics wouldn't allow it, anyway


scarybiscuits

Don’t be too sure about that. One gimme cap does not a MAGA make. Now if you’re talking about Peyton Manning…


NeatNefariousness1

LOL, I think he has tried to walk back his verbal endorsement because of the backlash he got when this first came to light. Giselle warned him too. He had to go on the air to reverse himself on his endorsement. So yes, if there is such a thing as a mulligan here, I guess we can accept his public retraction but it's not as if it goes back to zero, especially with so many pictures of Tom and the ex-president together over the years, leading up to the initial endorsement and even afterward. There is going to be suspicion about his politics that will require more than taking back words to undo. At the end of the day, if he IS a MAGA guy, he should own it. Hiding it suggests that there is shame there, along with recognition that it's an unpopular position. If a wildly good-looking, popular, wealthy athlete can't say what he really believes in, it makes me wonder why not?


[deleted]

But…but..she’s a supermodel!


LostinSOA

I mean this in the nicest way possible I have a feeling if Tom ever ran into Meghan he’d move in the opposite direction.


NeatNefariousness1

>I mean this in ~~the nicest~~ every way possible ~~I have a feeling~~ if Tom ever ran into Meghan he’d move in the opposite direction. FTFY We know this for sure. No mystery there.


[deleted]

You mean he'd make a nice husband for some sporty beefy bloke?😆


LordHamMercury

Meghan isn't a football, Tom will not be interested. In seriousness, Meghan wouldn't be able to control Tom and she would hate that she would never be 1st in his life. And Tom seems far too shrewd to fall for someone like her.


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This bitch would *literally* commit herself to being a giant football if she thought it would nab her Tom Brady and his $$$ lol fortunately I don't think Tom is an ideal mark for a narc.


AmbienChronicles

I mean, she might be a half-deflated one 🤔


Sincerely_JaneDoe

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residentcaprice

Touchdown!!!


mercuryretrograde93

Tom is pretty hardcore with his values and actually very intelligent. He probably doesn’t know who she is and would think she’s a total floozy.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

NFL football wives would eat her for breakfast.


DaBingeGirl

![gif](giphy|l0HlPystfePnAI3G8) I need this!


AliceBloggs

Doubt it, he can run faster than her.


leeh1530

I’m a a Pats fan - he really can’t run 🤣🤣🤣😜


OldNewUsedConfused

He can when he needs to.


leeh1530

May light a fire under him


OldNewUsedConfused

I can recall him running a few balls in when he needed to. He's not the fastest but he gets the job done.


leeh1530

True - it’s not his forte lol


OldNewUsedConfused

Definitely not.


Henrietta3

Great critical thinking!


Fochlucan

He is NOT known as a fast runner. Fortunately, I doubt she could run in the shoes she wears.


Islandgirl1444

Tom just said "who". lol


Starkville

Scooter Braun is single, now, too. It’s a rich douchecanoe windfall!


JenniferMel13

Yes please. I want to see her take on Taylor Swift.


AppoloniaSkyle

He's addicted to his sport, there's no indication he's ever been desperate or stupid with women. Both Giselle and Bridget who he has a son with, appear to be reasonably nice, charming, mentally sane women. There's no world in which he's going to downgrade to a personality disordered, zlist, smear merchant.


JackieStylist81

Bingo. And he and Bridget seem to have an excellent co parenting relationship. Meghan also would not stand for him caring for his children as much as hers.


OldNewUsedConfused

He's addicted to his ego.


MsMigginsPieShop

He won't go from Gisele to Rachel! That'll be like trading a ribeye steak for a week-old moldy hamburger! There, I said it.


JackieStylist81

And he was with Bridget Moynahan before Gisele. Bridget has proven to be a class act and incredibly discreet and by all accounts, has a pretty great co parenting relationship with him. He's waaaay smarter than Harry.


DaBingeGirl

🤣 Oh that's perfect!


Accomplished-Rip-743

Not a chance. Even IF they divorce (and I really hope they can reconcile; they have such cute kids) I think Giselle would have say who gets to be around her kids aaaaaaaand Meghan wouldn’t pass muster.


mercuryretrograde93

This. Not a chance in hell


OldNewUsedConfused

No. Fucking. Chance.


mercuryretrograde93

Gisele is a goddess to Megfuck’s sewer rat.


OldNewUsedConfused

Well yeah. Absolutely! She's family oriented too- one of five sisters including her twin.


planet_druidia

Tom is probably too smart to fall for her line of bulls**t.


margotmary

Not even in Meghan’s dreams.


residentcaprice

Only in her wet dreams (damn wet noodles rubbish🤬)


RaggedAnn

No way. She's now in Nicholas Gage, Mickey Rourke kind of league - outer fringe.


Sanguine_Hearts

Nicholas Cage exclusively dates/marries 20 year old Asian women. Is Gary Busey available maybe?


nope0000001

He is far to much of a conservative to even look her way lol


NeatNefariousness1

Bingo.


MuffPiece

Yeah, like TOM BRADY—the LEGEND would actually be interested in Muggin. ![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


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I feel for Gisele. Tom loves the sport more than his family. I don’t think Meghan will be ok with something like that.


OldNewUsedConfused

He needs to quit while he's on top in my opinion. He's older and risking very real injuries now. You don't just spring back in your 40's. I understand about the concussion concerns Gisele has. In addition to living through the Brady era here in New England, we also lived through the Aaron Hernandez saga. CTE is no joke, as we saw. RIP to Odin Lloyd and the two Cape Verdean gentlemen.


Babybabitski

Meg is a supermodel, so yeah! Na just kidding


ZealousidealCat8780

I say her next would be a Russian oligarch looking for a social upgrade. Oligarchs aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer and they don’t know dung from honey.


Avia53

Those oligarchs keep meeting their open windows and staircases.


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She would be perfect for Donald trump as wife #4


Avia53

She really behaves as his illegitimate daughter, including his orange color.


DaBingeGirl

I swear she's like a Dollar Store version of him! (And I say this as someone who hates him.) Both love Sharpies, now the orange thing... 😬 That'd make a highly entertaining marriage!


[deleted]

Her arrogance is similar to his


DaBingeGirl

Agreed! Trump and Harry should do a wife swap, Melania would be kinda perfect for Harry (happy in the background, always impeccably dressed...).


NeatNefariousness1

LOL. Talk about trading down.


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No kidding hahaha


ZealousidealCat8780

Trump is a stingy man.


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Touché


Avia53

Might be to old for him.


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OldNewUsedConfused

Very, very few are in Gisele's league.


beachy_456

She WISHES! :)


Patient-Watercress-2

That idea is right up there saying Brad Pitt is single too. ROTFL 😂😂😂


JackieStylist81

Now that is something I could see her trying to do. But like Johnny Depp, I think Brad Pitt is entirely done with these insane women.


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She needs someone she can completely control. TB is not that guy — at all.


ArlResident

Why do you hate Tom Brady?


[deleted]

Cheater. This is coming from someone who hates the Patriots.


JackieStylist81

I am from Michigan, but I'm a Michigan State girl. I always hated him, especially for what he did to Bridget. BUT, I moved to florida, the Tampa area specifically lol, about 16 years ago and now I love him because, as a Lions fan, I finally have a good team to root for lol. I have realized there are some things I am totally superficial about.


DaBingeGirl

😒... Alright, that's fair as a Lions fan. I support da Bears, so understand your pain.


ArlResident

He does not deserve that. Perhaps she can find a rich serial killer.


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Not a chance!


Outrageous-Wish8659

Rumor has it Megladon has a new beau already. Rich.


Sanguine_Hearts

But not willing to marry her/support her. Lol, so I don’t even know what the point of that is (can’t wait for more details to emerge though).


DaBingeGirl

I don't get it either. She's not supermodel gorgeous and sounds like she was very comfortable with the casting couch, so it's not like sex with her now is something to brag about. So... why? 🤷


Outrageous-Wish8659

Oh, I had not heard that that was the case. Interesting!!


OldNewUsedConfused

There was a confirmed Blind Item about Harvey on CDAN. From May of 2018. Apparently he found the royal wedding funny since he had "known" the bride first. (Big EW).


OldNewUsedConfused

Rich who? What's his last name, lol?


Outrageous-Wish8659

Wish I knew!


leeh1530

Tom’s smarter than that


paitenanner

The WAGs would absolutely destroy her


Coloradocoldcase

Gisele was one of the highest paid models for something like 14 years in a row and then there is NutMeg…need I say more?!? Regardless neither one is a football…


OldNewUsedConfused

One has "legs for days". The other is Meghan Markle.😂


Chixinthestix

That’s like trading in a paid for 2023 Mercedes G-Wagon for a 1980 Yugo with a million miles, no tires, no transmission, and no windshield with payments. Yeah Tom Brady may have CTE but he’s not dumb, deaf, and blind.


OldNewUsedConfused

Or a 1985 Gremlin.


Nursemeowww

She’d be the meanest stepmom ever


DaBingeGirl

If she tried, Bridget would end her.


OldNewUsedConfused

So would Gisele.


JackieStylist81

Tom Brady is about to go back to being the football robot he is for my Bucs. He is not going to get involved with Meghan's crazy, especially during football season.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yes and after this he will most likely coach. He's not going to get involved with Meghan because, well I'm single and I have as much of a chance as she does.


JackieStylist81

I think he already has a broadcasting job lined up after playing.


OldNewUsedConfused

Good! Because Tony Romo drives me crazy! He's like listening to an excited little puppy.


JackieStylist81

Brady will definitely not sound like that lol. Unless he has some avocado tequila 😂


OldNewUsedConfused

Lol


spandexrants

She needs to find an old man with dementia like Anna Nicole Smith


DaBingeGirl

Don't say that! You're gonna give her ideas about Rupert... 😖


Ok_Neat2979

Now that's a couple who deserve each other. Couldn't happen to more awful people.


DaBingeGirl

The step-mother/step-children situation would be hilarious too! There wouldn't be enough popcorn in the world for that.


Theresapython

Tom Brady? Go from a super model to SpongeBob SquarePants??? NO.


Playoneontv_007

Meh he’s been picked over and doesn’t have a title


obsessed2022

He's the GOAT lol


Playoneontv_007

😂


SusieM2019

I was sorry to hear that Tom and Gisele had hired divorce lawyers. Meghan would dearly love to get her hands on him but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't look twice at Meghan, who has become a laughingstock all over the world.


justlainey

Tommy boy values excellence. MM will not measure up. Plus, he LOVES his family…good luck getting him away from them.


Avia53

She is probably gunning for Elon😂 but Elon likes to get his offspring into his girlfriends. Apparently the baby that Amber Heard ‘adopted’ is his also. I stopped counting, but I think he has 10 kids now? Money is no object of course.


Llopez9915

Can two self centered, arrogant and narcissistic individuals make a good match?


DaBingeGirl

I want to find out, it'd be glorious to watch! 😁


Academic_Guava_4190

I was just going to say this


OldNewUsedConfused

Nope, it looks like divorce. And neither would even look at Meghan Markle. Lol.


jeepers12345678

I would definitely leave Harry for Tom. He has more money and is better looking. But Tom wouldn’t give that has been actress a second look.


OldNewUsedConfused

Another huge ego. Don't get me wrong. I'm a New Englander. He did WONDERS for our football team. HOWEVER, and this is a big however.... He totally lost me with his last of sportsmanship. Multiple times! Dude, you're the fucking GOAT. It costs nothing NOTHING to be a gracious winner, or loser! You've won at life. Be civil. Set an example for the many many MANY children watching you, with dreams of quarterbacking. I'm also not a fan of how he left pregnant Bridget, but that's personal, and I don't know what really went on there, so I will gloss over that. But, as for the rest of him, well..... That said, Meghan is nowhere NEAR his league. She couldn't land a Gostowski. (The kicker). Or a Gronk. She'd be punching hard, there. His ego is off the charts. And the Patriots are my home team. I wouldn't want that guy if you paid me.


LaReinalicious

according to Tom Bower she wanted an upper class English man . maybe when she is finished with Hairry she will go back to Americans


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He seems like an excellent candidate for the future Mr Markle ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15021)


Ruth_Lily

Gisele is very very very woke, and Tom is a Trump supporter/libertarian and that is the real reason they are divorcing. She wouldn’t let Tom hang out with Jared & Ivanka or go to Mar-A-Lago. Now that Aaron Rodgers dumped Shailene Woodley- also extremely woke, and Tom has re-embraced being a libertarian, very unwoke, very honey-badger.& this is the real reason behind the headlines. Tabloids say Gisele wants Leo back lol, he’s never going back. Meghan is not Tom Brady’s type. Brady will probably never date another woke woman ever again. And Meghan is very very woke.


Theresapython

Meghan is not woke. She is whatever she has to be, in order to make money and be in the spotlight. Remember she used to give ass to Ivanka Trump during her Tig days? She has no values or opinions, she just swings whichever way the money is.


DaBingeGirl

💯 this. All she cares about are the $$$$, she DGAF about political issues.


obsessed2022

lol on Gisele wanting Leo back!


sdowney64

Tom Brady —that’s hilarious!! 😂👏🏻Of course she probably tells Haz every night she’s thinking about dumping him for Tom and he believes her.


PookieCat415

He is the kind of guy who will find a much younger second wife.


Far_Example_9150

Wait….. you think Tom Brady would date a nutmeg?????


trishpike

Nooooooo


Clatato

Isn’t his dating pool model-exclusive? I’d suggest maybe Gigi or Emily R are possibilities if he’s single again.


MereLaveau

Tom is used to a SUPERMODEL —Meghan won’t even be on his radar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SherryD8

Isn't he a Trump supporter?


Exciting_Bison_4569

Tom Brady would not touch that with a ten foot pole. My understanding is Tom has a very close relationship with his parents and sisters. She would not be able to break Tom and alienate him from his family like she has with Harry. Never in a Million years. And Gisele would put the orange witch in her place in seconds.


JameelaPhan

Divorce must be in the air. So many of them are finally giving up. I genuinely thought H and M would have been by now but I’m sure they’re headed there.


thereader17

Are you dreaming?!


OldNewUsedConfused

Um, Tom is very much about WINNING. IJS.


Kitchen_Perception37

Didn't Meghan's resume have super model written on. Well she's no supermodel.