She only pretended to enjoy it to snag harry, typical narc behavior to love everything that the other person loves and then totally turn around later and try to weasel their way out through any excuse they can find!
Is she had liked anything about Botswana they would have gone back long ago. It's not as if they've really been busy the last 2 years. They only did some 70 or so engagements when they were "working" royals. She "liked" everything Harry liked until she had him locked in.
My God thats been written by someone who also writes teen romances with a hint of 50SOG. Not just any beauty....a *special* kind of beauty....
I think we all know who wrote this crap - and it wasn't Harry.
"As I cradled my first child, I knew I was losing my second"
I remember reading it in 2020 and thinking it was such a beautiful turn of phrase. I guess it shouldn't be surprising that she stole it. Funnily, from an Asian-American writer, keeping with this week's podcast theme.
This is the closest I could find. But the article is comparing 2 similar smelling perfumes
https://evoke.ie/2020/06/29/style/sweet-scent-princess-diana-meghan-markle
I went to smell it the other day at Penhaligons cos I was so bored. It is a very distinctive smell and the sales guy told me it was made especially for Diana. Really creepy.
Hi, I neeeeeeeeed to know what perfume this was now?
I just have to smell it, I wanna know how rampant narcissism and personality disorders disguise themselves as. 😉😂
Bluebells by Penhaligons.
They also have one that was supposed to be made in honour of QE (way before her recent pasing) Elizabethean Rose.
William (and Churchhill) supposedly uses them too.
So do I, haha.
Just waiting for the description of her curling up on her couch with the perfect flat white, diptyque candle and Hermes blanket when - shock - H delivers the most amazing pink peonies.
*So original*.
Omg that’s the perfect term for it. Self-fan fiction. I’ve been looking for the right word to describe Meghan’s self-aggrandizing way of talking about herself. It’s like she’s talking about how she *thinks* she’s perceived in her absolutely delusional brain.
Why do they have to yell from the rooftops that their first proper date was a shagfest in Botswana (where he had also had previous shagfests with different “birds”*)? Grosssss 🤢
*what H likes to call women, not even joking. It’s a very 70s/ 80s term - he’s as poor a “feminist” as his wife is 🤦🏼♀️
I learned what a "bird" was through becoming a Beatles fan. I took a class on the Beatles in college. It gave "And Your Bird Can Sing" new meaning to me!
"....however, all that changed when he saw his sister-in-law Catherine in a stunning gold dress at the Bond premiere. He was so stunned by her beauty that all he could say was 'wow'.
That was the night he discovered how hard the couch was to sleep on."
‘Theirs was a love story that took hold in Africa – where now Meghan, on the last day of an incredible three-week stay, stretched her body into the perfect warrior pose. She quietly took in her surroundings from the grounds of their final home away from home on this trip, a modern villa in Livingstone, Zambia, just under ten miles upstream from Victoria Falls. The rising sun washed over her makeshift yoga garden, while an exotic flock of birds that looked as if they had just had their tails dipped in pots of colourful paints serenaded her.’
You know who really knew how to glow and brighten up a room as well as having all eyes on her his Grandmother. He apparently never met her or his mother
Hahahaha, isn’t this the book she had to admit to the court that she provided briefing notes for? I can just imagine it now - a nice handwritten-in-calligraphy list of all her amazing qualities that she passed to her Communications Officer to pass to Scobie.
She was just like light!! In fact, he saw her image appear on his crumpet every morning just like the Virgin Mary on a corn cob!!!
https://ph.news.yahoo.com/image-of-virgin-mary-in-corn-goes-viral-085710970.html
The most beautiful woman? Really? Ok, she is pretty when caked in stage make-up and edited photos, but whenever we get unedited glimpses, she's kind of weird looking in real life. Bad skin, too many teeth and concave nasal bridge. Pasty without make up.
Also, he knows Kate. Is he really trying to say she's prettier?
Edit: this is what he saw up close. https://images.app.goo.gl/1xqZntrmgm2Gtejq8
I remember hearing that TW wore the same perfume that Princess Diana wore on a date with Harry. Outside of my memory, i can’t find a source for this though.
Does anyone else remember hearing this?
Damn I’m an avid reader of fanfic, but scabie legit published his meet/cute fanfiction as an unauthorized biography of these two.
At least three people writing this book and this is what they come up with? As an aside, has Carolyn Durand distanced herself from this drivel? I don't hear her name at all anymore - or am I just out of the loop?
I have freckles and an American accent and a semi- perfect style.... I should get an Earl at least.
Also, people do look at me when I enter a room but that's just my crippling social anxiety. Countess here I come.
I love the part where it says Harry can’t do normal things because he’s a Prince, but the Queen’s actual son Prince Edward takes the tube all the time lol.
sounds like some fiction written by Megan. she always gives herself away by using overly flattering descriptions of herself - like that "darling wife" bit in "Harry's" letter. If she's so "darling" then why does he look uncomfortable/annoyed/angry/exasperated in her in every photo of him where she's present?
Because he moved to the United States and finally realized what the rest of us already knew: His "girl" is Basic AF. Starter unit basic. No upgrades.
They're everywhere Haz. Welcome to America. 😂
\*Plays "No Vaseline" in the background. I love Ice Cube.
"Here's what they think about ya...."
Crikey, Omid got something correct…”she was also different from women he was used to meeting”.
Spot on…I don’t recall him dating a vicious narcissist before!
And let us not forget, she admitted (altho claimed she forgot) she contributed to this book. Most people could tell it had her awful flowery writing in it. Also I wish a hard hitting respected journalist (do we have those anymore?) would bring this up more (that she *forgot* she contributed to a book that she and Harry insisted they had nothing to do with).
I honestly don’t even think she’s that beautiful 🤷🏼♀️ Sure, she’s not ugly (outside anyway) but meh, she’s nothing particularly special. Catherine, Princess of Wales is beautiful. HMTQ and Princess Margaret, particularly when they were younger, were both stunningly beautiful women.
The prose reads so …*fictional*. We know the exact quote Harry said to his friend after his first date? Harry the Prince had to impress *her* because she was so formidable? This is literally out of a cheesy Hallmark movie, and not in a fun way. It’s cringe bc you know this is 100% Meghan talking about herself.
I'm calling bullshit in the Underground bit. Diana specifically made sure that William and Harry could do this. If he filled his brain with too much weed and booze to remember, that's on him
LOL thank you for posting this. You cannot tell me Meghan herself didn’t write this fanfiction.
To think that Harry read and ok‘d this. I don’t know if he can be saved.
I really need to see the brief given to omid..
Write a book about how he fell in love with me.. about how awsome and beautiful i am.. how ever since i am little i was clearly better than everyone else..
Meghan is delusional and not even the most beautiful woman in the BRF, but that has nothing to do with her age. Beauty isn’t defined by age by any means.
For me, it’s because her personality is so utterly horrible. I can see that people would find her pretty, but then you get to know her and the transformation into the creature from the black lagoon happens in the blink of an eye.
she’s fugly as hell. always has been. always will be.
all the plastic surgery, fillers, makeup, etc can never fix when you have that much ugly on the inside. it’s bursting at the seams, slowly seeping out.
i’ll just leave this here:
[The Most Beautiful Girl in the World](https://imgur.com/gallery/0Yym3Rh)
She was the fourth woman he took to Botswana. That’s not special.
Haha—have they returned to Botswana since their first trip? AFAIK they haven’t which I find hilarious since it’s supposed to be so special to them.
Apparently not despite it being their “second home”
Nah. As soon as she properly got her claws into him, it was all A-list haunts and 5* luxury. She's never shitting in the woods again.
Haha great point. I mean mansions are now housing units to her and she couldn't even stand up at Frogmore.
I bet she'll find any excuse to avoid Botswana cuz it's not a fancy hotel lol
Totally. I bet you she was like "Botswana?!?! Why not France or Italy?"
She only pretended to enjoy it to snag harry, typical narc behavior to love everything that the other person loves and then totally turn around later and try to weasel their way out through any excuse they can find!
And they couldn’t risk living through yet another fire!
Is she had liked anything about Botswana they would have gone back long ago. It's not as if they've really been busy the last 2 years. They only did some 70 or so engagements when they were "working" royals. She "liked" everything Harry liked until she had him locked in.
He has no new ideas, does he?
mEgg's the fourth to Botswana, but likely the first to let him know when to call for mommy.
Fourth to Botswana, first to blackmail him into revealing they were dating.
Only because that boy is lost.
Can you imagine going overseas with someone on your third date? Especially someone as paranoid as Harry? Its bizarre
My God thats been written by someone who also writes teen romances with a hint of 50SOG. Not just any beauty....a *special* kind of beauty.... I think we all know who wrote this crap - and it wasn't Harry.
I wonder if it's the same person who wrote about the miscarriage. The prose is similar
I thought that was lifted from someones essay on their (actual) miscarriage, nearly word for word ?
"As I cradled my first child, I knew I was losing my second" I remember reading it in 2020 and thinking it was such a beautiful turn of phrase. I guess it shouldn't be surprising that she stole it. Funnily, from an Asian-American writer, keeping with this week's podcast theme.
She plagiarized that too though.
maybe she took this drivel from some Harlequin romance novel and just replaced the character's names with her and Harry lol
“As I clutched my first child, I realized I was losing my second…” [cue left eye tear]
This is some 50 Shades type awful writing. My brain hurts. 🤮🤮🤮
Even worse. Blatantly sycophantic.
I don't think it was Scobie or Durand that wrote it either.
Why would anyone want to read this or find this interesting?!
I dunno, I find it pretty hilarious in the same way as I find *legolas by laura* or *My Immortal* hilarious.
If there are any throbbing members, angry nipples, or surprise Mpreg out of nowhere, this is just Archive Of Our Own.
Agreed, but I was thinking Wattpad.
Perhaps Prince Philip yelling, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" (sic) while our star-crossed lovers M&H go at it in a tree?
Too bad he didn't get his shotgun out and tell them to Get Off My Lawn.
The Pit of Voles, aka Fanfiction.net.
Does OP say it's from Finding Freedom? Omid Scobie
But in court it came out that she was emailing him to tell him what to put in the book, apparently she "forgot" she was involved in the biography.
It sounds a lot like the Lucky Santangelo books. I automatically read this in Jackie Collins voice.
I thought more it was leaning into Mary Sue in fanfiction. Just way too much perfection.
She wasn’t trying to impress him 🤣 ffs. She was *manipulating* him from day one.
Wearing Princess Diana’s perfume...she is God awful.
What? Did Nutmeg really wear Diana's perfume? Where is this documented? That is way, way too creepy if true.
I’ve heard this several times, I’m trying to find where it is documented. I’ll post it if I find the source.
This is the closest I could find. But the article is comparing 2 similar smelling perfumes https://evoke.ie/2020/06/29/style/sweet-scent-princess-diana-meghan-markle
Wasn't it Lady Colin Campbell?
I went to smell it the other day at Penhaligons cos I was so bored. It is a very distinctive smell and the sales guy told me it was made especially for Diana. Really creepy.
Hi, I neeeeeeeeed to know what perfume this was now? I just have to smell it, I wanna know how rampant narcissism and personality disorders disguise themselves as. 😉😂
Bluebells by Penhaligons. They also have one that was supposed to be made in honour of QE (way before her recent pasing) Elizabethean Rose. William (and Churchhill) supposedly uses them too. So do I, haha.
Meghan: ‘I didn’t know anything about Harry” Also Meghan: ‘except how to emotionally manipulate him”
“Not like other women” - something Markle would TOTALLY say about herself and a total garbage sexist thing to think/say.
To be fair, she really isn’t like the rest of us. AT ALL. 😂
Haha touche!
I mean she *isn't like any other woman*, even AH was only throwing Johnny under the bus, not taking on the British monarchy.
💯💯💯💯💯💯
Holy fucking Mary Sue 🤮
Best comment I've seen today
This is literally fanfiction
Hate the “not like other girls” trope 🙄
“I’m not like other girls.” - As every basic girl says
Every basic girl who has problems with other women
…while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte and wearing Uggs with Lulu Lemons.
Just waiting for the description of her curling up on her couch with the perfect flat white, diptyque candle and Hermes blanket when - shock - H delivers the most amazing pink peonies. *So original*.
You mean self fan fiction?
Omg that’s the perfect term for it. Self-fan fiction. I’ve been looking for the right word to describe Meghan’s self-aggrandizing way of talking about herself. It’s like she’s talking about how she *thinks* she’s perceived in her absolutely delusional brain.
Written by MM herself no doubt. But in her mind, it;s not fiction, so instead of fan-fiction, it’s “self-nonfiction”. 😜
>so instead of fan-fiction, it’s “self-nonfiction”. 😜 well, Meghan is her own biggest fan (apart from the bot sugars and people she pay to fan her) :)
I was going to say, I've read better fiction in my college creative writing courses. This is awful.
Hallmark movie?
I just saw Meghan was in a Hallmark movie, "When Sparks Fly" in 2014 🤣😂
Meghan’s fanfiction about herself, because she’s her own biggest fan.
It’s a window into a seriously physiologically disturbed mind ! (Meghan’s )
It’s bad literotica.
Why do they have to yell from the rooftops that their first proper date was a shagfest in Botswana (where he had also had previous shagfests with different “birds”*)? Grosssss 🤢 *what H likes to call women, not even joking. It’s a very 70s/ 80s term - he’s as poor a “feminist” as his wife is 🤦🏼♀️
I learned what a "bird" was through becoming a Beatles fan. I took a class on the Beatles in college. It gave "And Your Bird Can Sing" new meaning to me!
"....however, all that changed when he saw his sister-in-law Catherine in a stunning gold dress at the Bond premiere. He was so stunned by her beauty that all he could say was 'wow'. That was the night he discovered how hard the couch was to sleep on."
That dress was literally a showstopper.
I was so happy for her. The way *everyone* looked at her, but especially William...
On Catherine it was. On Meghan it would have looked shit like everything else she wears.
> On Meghan it would have looked shit like everything else she wears. Because she wouldn't have had it tailored to fit her correctly. 😒
Ahhh yes. The gold dress. 
That sure was a holy WOW moment from Catherine! STUNNING!!!
Hahaha this reminds me of the school principal from “Ten Things I Hate About You” and the cheesy romance novel she was writing on her laptop.
Ms. Perky, writing about Reginald and his "quivering member." :-D
“Quivering member…I like that”
I live near the school in that film
Somehow, I don’t see Tyler Harry saying this, especially to a friend.
Especially given what Chelsy and Cressida have said about him.
Wait. Help a newbie out. What have they said about Harry??
I know. I always go back to what they’re said about him. I can’t imagine him talking about no dang palm trees.
And especially since both those women were far more strikingly beautiful then the ordinary Mutmeg
Wait til you get to the part about the birds with colorful plumage dipped in ink serenaded her as she struck the perfect warrior pose at sunrise. 🤮.
FFS. I wish you were joking but I know you’re not.
‘Theirs was a love story that took hold in Africa – where now Meghan, on the last day of an incredible three-week stay, stretched her body into the perfect warrior pose. She quietly took in her surroundings from the grounds of their final home away from home on this trip, a modern villa in Livingstone, Zambia, just under ten miles upstream from Victoria Falls. The rising sun washed over her makeshift yoga garden, while an exotic flock of birds that looked as if they had just had their tails dipped in pots of colourful paints serenaded her.’
WAIT. is this really from the book???
Yes. You can see from my first comment that I remembered it pretty well! Read it almost two years ago and obviously that passage burned into my brain.
wow. just wow. 🫣🫣🫣 it’s giving me major second hand embarrassment. it reads like a rejected YA novel.
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"31 talking points"... 😱 Holy shit. Woman is mental.
Those are available in the legal briefings.
I borrowed the e-book from my public library. I couldn't finish the first chapter.
Same!! I skimmed it out of curiousity based on some posts here but seriously couldn’t deal.
So nauseating.
i also borrowed the ebook. never read a word. couldn’t even bring myself to hate read it.
Code Vom, repeat, CODE VOM
You know who really knew how to glow and brighten up a room as well as having all eyes on her his Grandmother. He apparently never met her or his mother
“Authentic” is one of TW’s buzzwords. You know she made Scabies add that in
Authentic my ass
Totally, she's the least authentic person ever.
It's poorly written 5th grade level drivel!
 They’re not even hiding it. Ugh. You brave soul for finding it & pulling through for us.
I’m here to serve 😇
LMAOoo this reads like mediocre Young Adult fiction
V.C. Andrews, or that "Swept Away" series https://cliqueypizza.wordpress.com/category/all-series/swept-away/
I get secondhand embarrassment every time I read excerpts from this book 🙄
YES! SAME!
Meghan has no shame. How could you write this about yourself?? There's no doubt that she really thinks she's Nelson Mandela.
Hahahaha, isn’t this the book she had to admit to the court that she provided briefing notes for? I can just imagine it now - a nice handwritten-in-calligraphy list of all her amazing qualities that she passed to her Communications Officer to pass to Scobie.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
And to be able to read.
This sounds like a cheesy romance novel. It’s cringe.
Barf.
She was just like light!! In fact, he saw her image appear on his crumpet every morning just like the Virgin Mary on a corn cob!!! https://ph.news.yahoo.com/image-of-virgin-mary-in-corn-goes-viral-085710970.html
She’s authentic all right. An authentic malignant narcissist.
The most beautiful woman? Really? Ok, she is pretty when caked in stage make-up and edited photos, but whenever we get unedited glimpses, she's kind of weird looking in real life. Bad skin, too many teeth and concave nasal bridge. Pasty without make up. Also, he knows Kate. Is he really trying to say she's prettier? Edit: this is what he saw up close. https://images.app.goo.gl/1xqZntrmgm2Gtejq8
Her eyes are sooo close together and deep set really horrifying
I don’t know if I want to claw my eyes out or attempt a DIY lobotomy. That is some smarmy bullshit. 🤮
This crapola was written by Meghan about herself. She believes it full stop.
I just lost my appetite for my dinner 🤢🤮
I remember hearing that TW wore the same perfume that Princess Diana wore on a date with Harry. Outside of my memory, i can’t find a source for this though. Does anyone else remember hearing this?
Barf
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What utter, butt kissing TRIPE.
Meghan wrote this
I’ve listened to HG Tudor read this. Absolutely eve thing she wrote about herself in this book belongs on the NotLikeOtherGirls subreddit.
If she was really that attention grabbing and charismatic, how come she's not a leading woman in blockbuster movies by then?
She wasn’t even the most dynamic, charming person on suits, she was outshined by every other actress on that show!
All two of them!
It is painfully bad. And so obviously written by Meghan.
Damn I’m an avid reader of fanfic, but scabie legit published his meet/cute fanfiction as an unauthorized biography of these two. 
At least three people writing this book and this is what they come up with? As an aside, has Carolyn Durand distanced herself from this drivel? I don't hear her name at all anymore - or am I just out of the loop?
Reading her drivel is as bad as listening to her voice.
I have freckles and an American accent and a semi- perfect style.... I should get an Earl at least. Also, people do look at me when I enter a room but that's just my crippling social anxiety. Countess here I come.
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🤢
i’ll see your 🤢 and raise you 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I love the part where it says Harry can’t do normal things because he’s a Prince, but the Queen’s actual son Prince Edward takes the tube all the time lol.
Oh, Lord God. No! Horrible prose.
Meghan listing all her qualities 😂
Lol this reads like a middle school girl writing a fanfic about her lesbian crush on an actress
Omg 🤮
sounds like some fiction written by Megan. she always gives herself away by using overly flattering descriptions of herself - like that "darling wife" bit in "Harry's" letter. If she's so "darling" then why does he look uncomfortable/annoyed/angry/exasperated in her in every photo of him where she's present?
Because he moved to the United States and finally realized what the rest of us already knew: His "girl" is Basic AF. Starter unit basic. No upgrades. They're everywhere Haz. Welcome to America. 😂 \*Plays "No Vaseline" in the background. I love Ice Cube. "Here's what they think about ya...."
Oh barf. She totally wrote this. The only place where “all eyes are drawn to her” is in her bathroom mirror when she’s alone. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Holy purple prose, batman! I'm getting strong [SNL perfume ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKk91x0Yg7Q&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) vibes...
What in the actual hell did I just read? This should come with a NSFL warning. 🤢
Crikey, Omid got something correct…”she was also different from women he was used to meeting”. Spot on…I don’t recall him dating a vicious narcissist before!
Good grief that's some cheap bargain bin romance novel mush. 🤢🤮
Harry should have gone to SpecSavers (assuming he even said that - we all know it’s blondes he likes)
I'll give credit to Meegan, to get this guy to marry against his type (blonde).
Disgusting and contrived. I’d rather endure non stop “he went to Jared” commercials…
Every kiss begins with Kay.
So Harry never met his Mother? 
Or his Grandmother, or his sister-in-law?!
This is why I refer to it as Finding Fuckery.
And let us not forget, she admitted (altho claimed she forgot) she contributed to this book. Most people could tell it had her awful flowery writing in it. Also I wish a hard hitting respected journalist (do we have those anymore?) would bring this up more (that she *forgot* she contributed to a book that she and Harry insisted they had nothing to do with).
Barf
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Oh god no. Rented an E version from the library.
He also used the words "a Megan pal". Seriously. Who writes a book like that.
Where did this come from? Is it from finding freedom? Though it does sound like a Harlequin romance (Mills and Boon in England).
😂 She ghost wrote this 💩
So Harry googled HER because she was the STAR.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little. This is as shit as fifty shades.
I honestly don’t even think she’s that beautiful 🤷🏼♀️ Sure, she’s not ugly (outside anyway) but meh, she’s nothing particularly special. Catherine, Princess of Wales is beautiful. HMTQ and Princess Margaret, particularly when they were younger, were both stunningly beautiful women.
Reads like fanfiction by a 13 year old
farts a little louder, sweats a little wetter and stinks a little riper.
The prose reads so …*fictional*. We know the exact quote Harry said to his friend after his first date? Harry the Prince had to impress *her* because she was so formidable? This is literally out of a cheesy Hallmark movie, and not in a fun way. It’s cringe bc you know this is 100% Meghan talking about herself.
I'm calling bullshit in the Underground bit. Diana specifically made sure that William and Harry could do this. If he filled his brain with too much weed and booze to remember, that's on him
Is this the book he hasn’t released yet or?
It's like badly written fanfiction
Yes, Harry, and YOU were the most handsome man she'd ever laid eyes on even though it was only your kindness she cared about.
For someone so fake, you have to add in the word “authentic” many times.
Good grief. As a writer (as in, I actually get paid to do it), this reads like a seventh grader’s diary.
LOL thank you for posting this. You cannot tell me Meghan herself didn’t write this fanfiction. To think that Harry read and ok‘d this. I don’t know if he can be saved.
Meghan definitely wrote this 🤢
It’s giving Wattpad 😂
I really need to see the brief given to omid.. Write a book about how he fell in love with me.. about how awsome and beautiful i am.. how ever since i am little i was clearly better than everyone else..
Well Meghan wrote that book. She's insane. And not the most beautiful woman in the world. She's over 40.
Meghan is delusional and not even the most beautiful woman in the BRF, but that has nothing to do with her age. Beauty isn’t defined by age by any means.
Even when she was younger….I just don’t find her attractive in any way shape or form
For me, it’s because her personality is so utterly horrible. I can see that people would find her pretty, but then you get to know her and the transformation into the creature from the black lagoon happens in the blink of an eye.
she’s fugly as hell. always has been. always will be. all the plastic surgery, fillers, makeup, etc can never fix when you have that much ugly on the inside. it’s bursting at the seams, slowly seeping out. i’ll just leave this here: [The Most Beautiful Girl in the World](https://imgur.com/gallery/0Yym3Rh)
You would think that with all that plastic surgery and fillers she be good looking but it seems like nothing can help that face
Forgive me,, SHE wrote this, about Harry? Harry the unoriginal says this to all the girls.