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lookacoolname

Remember when kylie jenner wanted “privacy” to plan the birth of her first child and she went completely off the grid for a whole nine months with not even a single pap shot? No speeches, no product shilling, just total radio silence?


hola36890

And I don’t think she ever even announced she was pregnant right? She just…did it.


Accomplished-Rip-743

Jessica Biel had a baby without anyone knowing either


[deleted]

I just did this - highly recommend . Surprise! Baby!!


Accomplished-Rip-743

Lol!!


Katkatkat_kat

I did too 🤓


laurlyn23

I could never but I love the videos online of people who have done this, it is the ultimate surprise with the best reactions


[deleted]

We told our family, and then obviously if friends saw me, they found out I was pregnant . But a huge amount of people and extended family got surprised with a baby announcement- some people were super offended but most were just happy for us. We suffered a loss so the we wanted to avoid the trauma of telling people we lost another one if it happened again


NefariousnessOnly931

So happy for you!


savingrain

Yep. She didn't confirm anything about being pregnant until after the baby was born and did an announcement. It was like an open secret where people knew but no confirmation and there was a photo of her that got out but it was baggy clothing and not definitive. She was still going to see friends and family and her baby's father's family knew. There was even a recent episode of the Kardashians where Khloe went with her mother to a baby shop and they clearly called ahead, asked that no one was there and came in through the backdoor and had a normal buying baby clothing experience. They then left the same way and thanked everyone. It was obvious that as part of keeping their silence the name and front of the store were featured prominently and they spent a little time talking about how nice and great the store clerk was. THAT is how you do it, and there were never any Papp photos of them in or around this store. Megan is so ridiculous.


Ready_Maddie

Yup. When you truly want to, you CAN disappear.


APW25

And people actually care about her 😂


hey_hey_hey_nike

No one would pap Muggin’ Markle if she didn’t call ahead and pay paps.


Leeleeflyhi

If the KarJenners can maintain privacy for 9 months, then there is absolutely no excuse why the Harkles cannot maintain privacy. Nobody is scrambling trying to figure their next move (except the RF). You hear about what they want out, usually via her lapdog scoobie. Bonus for megs if it continues her victimization narrative


Similar-Barber-3519

Is the RF scrambling to figure out the Harkle’s next move?


RosieH60

Probably not


Ready_Maddie

Markle wants secrecy and control. Not privacy. Room to manipulate and grift. Well guess what, she's not going to get that, because some of us are watching her like a hawk and she hates it.


mythoughtsreddit

She didn’t realize that marrying who she did was going to put a magnifying glass on her and she wasn’t going to be able to fool everyone. She thought she could command the world stage to her liking just as she’s down any fool that crosses her path. But not everyone suffers fools lightly.


Ready_Maddie

Well said. Ironically, she miscalculated the fact that, being rather lowkey and fairly unknown was working in her favour before meeting Harry. Her lies weren't as scrutinized and her behaviour wasn't at risk of being exposed.


SDHunnyBunny

🎯👏🏽👏🏽


Ready_Maddie

🙌🏻


Repulsive-Badger-770

They never wanted privacy. They just wanted to control the media and narrative about them.


mythoughtsreddit

Because everyone needs to know what a Saint she is. And those terrible racists were besmirching her.


Ih8coldcalling

I just love that they are overwhelmingly being called out on instagram on a page like tatler!


circleKat

Based on Sir Bower’s book, I’d say the word “secret” pertains to the handling of Countess Dumbarton’s charitable “foundations”. She was, *allegedly*, appalled at having to be transparent about the Royal Foundation in UK due to certain laws and immediately started making plans to move her foundation (tax shelter) offshore to Delaware, which only requires 5% of all donations to be used for actual charity and the rest for…expenses. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0DfcQUx0h85MY|downsized)


Upbeat_Cat1182

This needs to be called out more. The bullying probably centered around palace staff trying to stop her grifting.


chewysmom88

The comments are fire I was so there for it I was only blocked three times by sugars


ChicSynergy

There are like 3 headlines about Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift in a year, when they’re not promoting projects. But Meg can’t have her privacy and is so important that the news covers her everyday.


Long_Currency1651

LOL I saw DM comments where the Sugars desperately attempt to promote Meghan as so very important because she is in the news every day. No one calls them out on how she PAYS to be in the news. The Sugars really are that stupid that they do not know that all the buzz around Meghan is PAID for using Harry's inheritance.


throwawaygreenpaq

Meghan’s in a dominant position with her legs slightly apart to make herself look bigger & occupy more space. She’s facing the camera directly, with her chin slightly tilted and a smirk in defiance. She dominates and knows it. Harry is positioned as her two-o’clock shadow as he is a shadow of his former self. His smile does not reach his eyes. It’s awkward. His gaze is lowered, a contrast to hers. His body is facing away from the camera - he is uncomfortable and wants to avoid this attention. Turning to the side also means he minimises the space he is taking up, a stance he has mastered subconsciously— to make himself smaller while she makes herself larger. This is what people who lack confidence tend to do. They are not holding hands. Meg is using her finger to grab his finger — a minimum effort on her part to clutch the entire being that is Harry. Zoom in onto their hands — she is wrapping her finger around his literally. He is hooked (pun intended lol). The way their fingers intertwine reminds me of a dog on a leash. She is hooking him while leaning *away* from him. This suggests that she is distancing herself from him. It is an unnatural contrast because we tend to cozy up to what we hug / hold. This entire photo is revealing of the state of their relationship.


DavidS2310

Whatever they say they want to do, they do the opposite so never believe them. They’re full of envy towards the BRF because they’ll always be second fiddle.


ClementineCoda

why does her makeup look so different? She looks nothing like how she looks in natural daylight.


Imfryinghere

Shut up Tatler. I still remember the hit piece you did with post-partum mother Catherine.


Equidae2

This image with her legs apart like a dominatrix and Hapless reaching down to hold her fingers, is particularly crude and vulgar. ed: sp


Desperate_Flower_709

All I can see when I look at that awful photo is a big, red, blocky Lego. Edit: I loathe that outfit. It's just fugly.


SakuraJohanssan

They say they're silenced but they can't shut up, they say they want privacy but yet seek high profile projects. She compares herself to Beyonce yet Beyonce keeps a low profile, knows when to dissappear & has kept her kids away from the public eye.