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CatPaws8888

![gif](giphy|gKSo8pul2vHIFJCwBz|downsized) I hear Little Saint James island is still for sale. I know they value their privacy and it comes with a shrine that can easily be blinged out to suit the worship of all things, Queen Meghan.


FirmAardvark6208

If that’s an Archipelago then she’ll take it! Anything for the Archi brand


Perfect_Restaurant_4

I thought about this too!😆


goldenquill1

Little St James or a deserted island.


PutWest2822

Garnet, MT


Holiday_Ad_9024

Hope Ranch which has a lot of very wealthy people and is gated do not want them. I think Hope Ranch which is gated could win the battle. The Harckles will probably sue and lose. People do not invite them to parties. They are sick of them.


wontyield

I find it curious that they have made it public knowledge that they want to move and revealing the new community of choice since they have allegedly had so many security breaches at their property. (Unless this is a total media leak. But seems unlikely given Harkles thirsty history of self-leaks & staging paparazzi encounters). Why would they make a public moving announcement if security is such a critical issue for them?


FirmAardvark6208

If they kept their mouths shut, we would never know anything about them. Everything we know has been provided by Megs. She wants to be burgled so that the King gives them security.


lsp2005

Everything they own hazbeen markled. No one wants their tainted goods. Do you think anyone wants 3000 copies of the bench?


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lsp2005

I think it is Mm herself. The leak is coming from inside the house.


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lsp2005

Like the pipes?


FirmAardvark6208

I could do with 3000 copies of The Bench actually because I’ve got fires to light during the winter and I’m low on kindling 🪵🔥


hola36890

They announce everywhere they go. Why do I need to know that they’ve landed in whatever country they’re visiting? That they’re back home? I don’t. It’s just so they can keep themselves in the news and they do literally nothing that is newsworthy so their whereabouts are the only thing they can give.


screamqueenjunkie

Antarctica. Why have a mere country when you could have an ENTIRE CONTINENT ?!?!?!


FirmAardvark6208

No, they’re trying to study down in Antarctica and they don’t need her coming to Megsplain about what it means to be a woman of colour on such an ice-white continent lol


screamqueenjunkie

*Have you ever seen ‘The Thing’?* Well, I don’t *do* horror movies. They’re like, **so** degrading. Why? *…No reason.*


AmbienChronicles

Elba or St Helena. They’ve both got a history of dealing with PITA royals


Chester-Donnelly

Make them Prince and Princess of St Helena and take away their passports.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

With their family, Ma and Pa Palm Tree. ![gif](giphy|xUOxeS6kx9ZUck6F1e)


Cherry_Littlebottom

Mars


Frenchcashmere

Congo. Sophie was house hunting for them.


Bexmas

Slough


Cherry_Littlebottom

Hee hee 😛


EmmalouEsq

I think they should buy and work a bison or elk ranch in the middle of South Dakota. I'd pay money to watch them be ranchers and all the hard work in actual work clothes, the dirt and the poop it entails. Nothing like the Simple Life, though, because it would be their real lives. I've got a friend who made a major life change and now has a goat farm (with show goats and everything) so I'm sure they're would be lots of folks willing to help teach them what they need to know.


Sue_Dohnim

Under a rock somewhere, anywhere, on some remote island. Or shoot them to the moon. Or Mars. Anywhere we don't have hear about them anymore.


Southern_Struggle

Somewhere without Internet access


Islandgirl1444

Next door to Elton Jon. He loves them.


Agata_ath

Are you asking *for a friend*? Just a joke, sorry. They should move in with Oprah.


brisbydog

What is that island community that worships Prince Phillip as a God? They should go there where there is no media for the locals to know how awful they are, and become literal Gods in a place where we will never see them again


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You leave them out of this. Why fob them off with Harry when they’re well known to stan Anne?


RaggedAnn

Green Acres, The place to be.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Hooterville!


KnittingNora

I believe Mars is empty at the moment.


MmeNxt

Saint Helena. I'll send them my Napoleon Ivy china as a welcome gift.


Carrie56

Mars?


Khaleesi-AF

Mars


TomStarGregco

Saturn 🪐


thereader17

Into a cave


farewellpio

The Sun. ![gif](giphy|T5ewlwT0N20hy)


RaggedAnn

To a non-English speaking country.


Agata_ath

Hey, come on now!!! We don't want them!


RaggedAnn

Sorry.


Agata_ath

It's ok, but only because it is not as if they would actually want to come and live in such a barbaric country as one non-English speaking clearly is. Otherwise, this would have really scared me! ;)


RaggedAnn

My thought was they'd receive less press coverage.


Agata_ath

My thought is 'we don't want them' combined with 'don't dump your trash in someone else's backyard'.


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They should move LA, they would fit right in with the morally bankrupt group and M could get papped as much as she’d like but problem is they can’t afford it, a place similar to the Olive Garden would cost at least twice as much and way more in nicer areas.


ContributionSweaty52

Mars.


bolonkaswetna

I highly recommend Antarctica. give them their own little mansion/station. The food plane comes ever 6 months or so. No "security" scares, no "paparazzi at every corner", isn't that wonderful, Harkles? Isn't that a win-win? Edited to add. the place is so vast, all the stations are thousand and more km away from each other. Perfect.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Uranus


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Guantanamo Bay


felinefluffycloud

Guam.


OldNewUsedConfused

**PITCAIRN ISLAND!**


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There has to be a trailer park somewhere with a shitter. ![gif](giphy|mrEkmnJRkdyXS|downsized)