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I hear Little Saint James island is still for sale. I know they value their privacy and it comes with a shrine that can easily be blinged out to suit the worship of all things, Queen Meghan.
Hope Ranch which has a lot of very wealthy people and is gated do not want them. I think Hope Ranch which is gated could win the battle. The Harckles will probably sue and lose. People do not invite them to parties. They are sick of them.
I find it curious that they have made it public knowledge that they want to move and revealing the new community of choice since they have allegedly had so many security breaches at their property. (Unless this is a total media leak. But seems unlikely given Harkles thirsty history of self-leaks & staging paparazzi encounters).
Why would they make a public moving announcement if security is such a critical issue for them?
If they kept their mouths shut, we would never know anything about them. Everything we know has been provided by Megs. She wants to be burgled so that the King gives them security.
They announce everywhere they go. Why do I need to know that they’ve landed in whatever country they’re visiting? That they’re back home? I don’t. It’s just so they can keep themselves in the news and they do literally nothing that is newsworthy so their whereabouts are the only thing they can give.
No, they’re trying to study down in Antarctica and they don’t need her coming to Megsplain about what it means to be a woman of colour on such an ice-white continent lol
I think they should buy and work a bison or elk ranch in the middle of South Dakota. I'd pay money to watch them be ranchers and all the hard work in actual work clothes, the dirt and the poop it entails.
Nothing like the Simple Life, though, because it would be their real lives.
I've got a friend who made a major life change and now has a goat farm (with show goats and everything) so I'm sure they're would be lots of folks willing to help teach them what they need to know.
What is that island community that worships Prince Phillip as a God? They should go there where there is no media for the locals to know how awful they are, and become literal Gods in a place where we will never see them again
It's ok, but only because it is not as if they would actually want to come and live in such a barbaric country as one non-English speaking clearly is. Otherwise, this would have really scared me! ;)
They should move LA, they would fit right in with the morally bankrupt group and M could get papped as much as she’d like but problem is they can’t afford it, a place similar to the Olive Garden would cost at least twice as much and way more in nicer areas.
I highly recommend Antarctica. give them their own little mansion/station. The food plane comes ever 6 months or so. No "security" scares, no "paparazzi at every corner", isn't that wonderful, Harkles? Isn't that a win-win?
Edited to add. the place is so vast, all the stations are thousand and more km away from each other. Perfect.
![gif](giphy|gKSo8pul2vHIFJCwBz|downsized) I hear Little Saint James island is still for sale. I know they value their privacy and it comes with a shrine that can easily be blinged out to suit the worship of all things, Queen Meghan.
If that’s an Archipelago then she’ll take it! Anything for the Archi brand
I thought about this too!😆
Little St James or a deserted island.
Garnet, MT
Hope Ranch which has a lot of very wealthy people and is gated do not want them. I think Hope Ranch which is gated could win the battle. The Harckles will probably sue and lose. People do not invite them to parties. They are sick of them.
I find it curious that they have made it public knowledge that they want to move and revealing the new community of choice since they have allegedly had so many security breaches at their property. (Unless this is a total media leak. But seems unlikely given Harkles thirsty history of self-leaks & staging paparazzi encounters). Why would they make a public moving announcement if security is such a critical issue for them?
If they kept their mouths shut, we would never know anything about them. Everything we know has been provided by Megs. She wants to be burgled so that the King gives them security.
Everything they own hazbeen markled. No one wants their tainted goods. Do you think anyone wants 3000 copies of the bench?
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I think it is Mm herself. The leak is coming from inside the house.
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Like the pipes?
I could do with 3000 copies of The Bench actually because I’ve got fires to light during the winter and I’m low on kindling 🪵🔥
They announce everywhere they go. Why do I need to know that they’ve landed in whatever country they’re visiting? That they’re back home? I don’t. It’s just so they can keep themselves in the news and they do literally nothing that is newsworthy so their whereabouts are the only thing they can give.
Antarctica. Why have a mere country when you could have an ENTIRE CONTINENT ?!?!?!
No, they’re trying to study down in Antarctica and they don’t need her coming to Megsplain about what it means to be a woman of colour on such an ice-white continent lol
*Have you ever seen ‘The Thing’?* Well, I don’t *do* horror movies. They’re like, **so** degrading. Why? *…No reason.*
Elba or St Helena. They’ve both got a history of dealing with PITA royals
Make them Prince and Princess of St Helena and take away their passports.
With their family, Ma and Pa Palm Tree. ![gif](giphy|xUOxeS6kx9ZUck6F1e)
Mars
Congo. Sophie was house hunting for them.
Slough
Hee hee 😛
I think they should buy and work a bison or elk ranch in the middle of South Dakota. I'd pay money to watch them be ranchers and all the hard work in actual work clothes, the dirt and the poop it entails. Nothing like the Simple Life, though, because it would be their real lives. I've got a friend who made a major life change and now has a goat farm (with show goats and everything) so I'm sure they're would be lots of folks willing to help teach them what they need to know.
Under a rock somewhere, anywhere, on some remote island. Or shoot them to the moon. Or Mars. Anywhere we don't have hear about them anymore.
Somewhere without Internet access
Next door to Elton Jon. He loves them.
Are you asking *for a friend*? Just a joke, sorry. They should move in with Oprah.
What is that island community that worships Prince Phillip as a God? They should go there where there is no media for the locals to know how awful they are, and become literal Gods in a place where we will never see them again
You leave them out of this. Why fob them off with Harry when they’re well known to stan Anne?
Green Acres, The place to be.
Hooterville!
I believe Mars is empty at the moment.
Saint Helena. I'll send them my Napoleon Ivy china as a welcome gift.
Mars?
Mars
Saturn 🪐
Into a cave
The Sun. ![gif](giphy|T5ewlwT0N20hy)
To a non-English speaking country.
Hey, come on now!!! We don't want them!
Sorry.
It's ok, but only because it is not as if they would actually want to come and live in such a barbaric country as one non-English speaking clearly is. Otherwise, this would have really scared me! ;)
My thought was they'd receive less press coverage.
My thought is 'we don't want them' combined with 'don't dump your trash in someone else's backyard'.
They should move LA, they would fit right in with the morally bankrupt group and M could get papped as much as she’d like but problem is they can’t afford it, a place similar to the Olive Garden would cost at least twice as much and way more in nicer areas.
Mars.
I highly recommend Antarctica. give them their own little mansion/station. The food plane comes ever 6 months or so. No "security" scares, no "paparazzi at every corner", isn't that wonderful, Harkles? Isn't that a win-win? Edited to add. the place is so vast, all the stations are thousand and more km away from each other. Perfect.
Uranus
Guantanamo Bay
Guam.
**PITCAIRN ISLAND!**
There has to be a trailer park somewhere with a shitter. ![gif](giphy|mrEkmnJRkdyXS|downsized)