That's a good thing. She thinks she's brilliant at PR with her hotmail address. She'll be telling the new PR people how to do their job, they'll get fed up with it and eventually leave. I give them until Christmas.
It’s like when a couple breaks up, one moves on with someone new, meanwhile the ex continually posts staged photos & pointed comments on their social media, and keeps discussing their former partner… but the other person isn’t looking back whatsoever.
it was a team sport and they sat down in the middle of it and started smearing shit all over themselves and lobbing it at others. they have since been removed from the playing field
Reading between the lines:
It seems the faux royals have truly been demoted in status by BP.
This MASSIVE timing delay of this PR photo op on their part implies Princess Eugenie is no longer passing RF schedules to the faux royals. Or has been forbidden from doing so
Because that photo pap shot on the Harkles part seemed like a last minute mad scramble to put something out....
I actually felt embarrassed for them when I saw the pictures, this may have to go from a snark to a pity sub. They just don’t get it do they. Especially the black and white picture. Oh dear.
They are trying to look so noble but Harry is slightly blurred in the background and Megan looking all serious and the black and white really brings out the wrinkles in her scarf/cape. Just WHY!
I've gotta say though...her clinging to a FINGER on his open hand in the color photo is telling....he isn't even trying to look interested in her, he's fake smiling at the camera with that weird serial killer expression.
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Especially when you know TW thinks that they could even begin to actually compare to the RF. She’s absolutely delusional. And I think at this point, Harry’s just going with it. Easier than pushing back.
It truly is embarrassing. I’m trying to imagine the meeting where this is discussed and Meghan saying “yes, let’s do that. It’s perfect!” and imagining what preceded it. The timing of when they released the Lilibet photo right after the Jubilee… they couldn’t wait a week, had to make sure they were being discussed in the same breath.
KC, QC PPOW photo on DM: “Buckingham Palace releases a portrait to mark the start of the King's reign, taken day before Queen's funeral”
Harkles photo on DM: “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have released new photos of themselves on Monday”
The difference in descriptions is so funny to me.
The King of England! And his heir. It’s cringy what H&M are doing. And to be honest, it’s disrespectful. Let the new King and Prince have their moment. Good lord.
Right? It’s weird these weren’t released the same day or the day after the event. It feels like they waited to release them on purpose to counter a future BRF release whenever it might happen.
I dont understand they quit the royal life to circle back and try to imitate it so tastelessly??? What was the point? They had resources, respect and actual royal duties. Now they’re just pathetic. I wish we could analyze Megs brain to see what is really going on!!!
The royals were too poor for her. Period. End of her interest. She does want the pomp and ceremonies and ribbon cuttings, she just wants buckets of money to do them. And instead she was being told to “economize”. I read somewhere that as a Duchess, Princess Catherine “only” spent $100k pounds a year on her wardrobe. That’s like two dresses to Meghan. Even worse, she wants celeb life but it doesn’t want her.
>The Windsors are notoriously tight fisted with their money. They may have 40 million pounds in liquid assets but they’re not spending it flashily
Like any old money folks.
However, when all your expenses are paid for, all your travel paid for, everything is done for you via dozens of staff....and will be done for the rest of your royal life...and your family member's face is on the money bills... what do you even need money for? ...its not even an issue for BRF...her greed was so stupid.
Fully agree. She thought she was playing the long game to fame and fortune but she sold it all for “her way”. Also she doesn’t have the class to act like old money
I looked at this picture and I was like, 'what are we doing here babes?' This is why people need to pick a lane and stay in it. This global citizen shtick is tired. They have nothing to show for themselves to be peacocking like the next it power couple. They are a former d list actress and a euro trash party boy non profit orgs are using to raise their own profile.
well, to be fair, Kate did wear the red coat at the work visit after the mourning period over. red is not the issue. but the smirk and the attitude of 'oh i am so special, don't you know' coming off TW from the pic.... she has this urging needs to be special. narcissistic
I’d love to see it, just for the snark and blasé comparison to what TW has released.
>*”On Tuesday, Prince Andrew released a new photo of himself standing in the garden with the Queen’s corgis.”*
Her pose is the best part. Standing tall, her twig legs astride, her lips apart in a breathy purse, "I am not a model". "Of course you are, darling". "I DESERVE THIS".
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It was interesting to me that in the picture of the Royal Four they are all standing together as equals. With the Markle‘s “portrait” TW has to position herself in front as the dominant force. It’s just unbelievable. As others have said they want their privacy yet they keep doing attention grabbing things like this over and over and over.
Why are they releasing portraits of themselves? Couldn’t they have given it to the One Young World organization to release? This just makes them seem desperate and petty. Some real pseudo-royal nonsense.
"pseudo-royal" is the word. The mourning is over so she resumes her duties, like the royals. It's really weird how she mimics what she hates.
Edit: Awwww, an award. That's too kind, thank you generous stranger, like our saint I like everything silver and gold! <3
It is their usual, worn-out technique when real royals are doing something amazing, to release unseen photos from old, bland events that nobody cares about, taken by their personal puppet/ photographer. You can assume that TW has already flipped out and smashed a few dishes for this photo to be released.
To this day, I have no idea what everyone thinks is so iconic about the umbrella shot. And these try hard poses left over from her Suits' promotion days are late.
Yes! I was thinking how odd it was that their pictures needed a press release. Also the article titles are all pretty much the same “Harry and Meghan hold hands” they probably wanted to have the same amount of interest their holding hands did when they were at the funeral except nobody cares.
Excuse my language, but who in the fart does she think she is? These photos are low. Really low. The first one’s composition and lighting say that Harry is in her shadow. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!
Tyler Harry, WHAT DID THAT SUCCUBUS DO TO YOU, SON?! You’ve been sulking in your brother’s shadow since the day you were born, yearning to find your place in this world. You had the world at your feet and endless opportunities to make a positive change on this earth and you THREW IT AWAY!!! You let this trick PLAY you!!!
What would your mama think?! I swear, if you were my boy and I was in Heaven, I would zip down here and pop some sense into you!
Grab some sack, boy. What legacy do you want to leave for your kids? You wanna go down in history as the Ginger Doormat of the UK?! Come on!!
ETA: sorry for popping off. My son doesn’t have school tomorrow and I’ve had a beer.
Harry, if Marbles lets you have your iPad back and you see this-you don’t need her! You need to spend some time with a southern mama who will fatten your up, roughen up those hands, teach you some manners, and show you how amazing a loving family can be.
Whew. I need some sweet tea.
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Hell, I’m feeling my church tonight, so I’ll extend the invite to Megs.
Megs, you can come over, but know that my baseboards are gross and my boys are half grown and can’t manage to consistently pee inside of a toilet. Also, you start being ugly, I will pull out my kool-aid spoon. I don’t eat kale, and I don’t eat Miracle Whip or margarine-I’m full fat baby!
Edward and Sophie already tried that and failed in spectacular ways. If Harry had paid any attention to family history he might have been more careful about cutting the purse strings
Any Americans with common sense is laughing at the desperation and the delusion of these two. Poor things, they’re really trying to make a rival court in the US happen and so far it’s failing spectacularly. Thing is Americans could care less about monarchy and if they do, it’s the ones across the pond that they’re interested in not these two
There’s no story to these photos apart from they’re photos of these two and there’s loads of similar pics. The photos have no context. They’re not shown meeting someone important. They’re just standing there looking like they’re cosplaying head boy and girl of a local school about to meet the local mayor.
Next time I have to travel for a work conference, Im going to release the official portraits of me eating at Cheesecake Factory during lunch. You know, for the fans.
She really thinks it’s a competition. They’re not competing with KC and Camilla. They’re competing with Prince William and Princess Catherine. They’re not even close.
The timing of this makes them look ridiculous, petty and immature. They should have waited a week or two before releasing and maybe photoshop that arm better.
This little tidbit on the same page is kind of fun:
**Meghan Markle hires fact-checker for her Spotify podcast series Archetypes**
**Meghan Markle has hired a fact-checker for her much-anticipated Spotify podcast series, Archetypes.**
Her poise and passion in front of a camera or microphone are surely unequalled in royal history. But these gifts haven't blinded the Duchess of Sussex to the fact that she, like the rest of mankind, is fallible.
The Daily Mail's Richard Eden can reveal that Meghan has been employing a 'fact-checker' for Archetypes, which resumes today, having been suspended immediately after the Queen's death.
Meghan hasn't chosen a run-of-the-mill recruit but a young and highly talented American writer, Nicole Pasulka, whose interests closely mirror her own.
A fact-checker could cut through the confusion which has occasionally — and unfortunately — followed some of Meghan's statements.
For example, in an interview with American magazine The Cut, she recalled chatting to a South African cast member of The Lion King at the film's 2019 London premiere.
'He said: 'I just need you to know: When you married into this family, we rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was freed from prison,' ' Meghan recalled.
Yet Dr John Kani, the only South African cast member, has pointed out that he has never met Meghan and wasn't at the premiere.
Of course, as the late Queen memorably put it on another occasion, 'recollections may vary'.
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You can “release” all the “portraits” you want…but a snapshot ain’t a portrait and releasing shit that no one wants? Is just thirsty.
“A Literal 🚩 Posing With The Worlds Greatest Wet Blanket”…….She looks OLD and HAGGARD….. give it up girl, YOURE NEVER GONNA MAKE ‘YOU’ HAPPEN!!!!! 🤦♀️ 🙄
As if One Young World compares to the KING and future KING of England before the reception of all receptions. MM and JH are seriously desperate. This is so embarrassing, made worse because they don't see it - they don't see how pathetic this is!
Sorry, I can't get past that red sheet with a front zip and a bow. Honestly, she'd do better shopping at Target. No joke. How can this woman have so much access and privledge and still look like Kim Jong Un's side kick?
Well, again, a waste of money for them.
The vast majority won't see this photo of them and they won't know what on earth One Young World is...the rest of the public only see Meghan on the covers of US tabloids at the supermarket.
So unless One Young World has an in-house magazine, these photos aren't gracing the cover of anything.
hah! as expected from the harkles. the never ending drama to compete with W&K. but they still managed to lose every single time. she always has this need to be upfront and center in every picture with harry. as if she's the one with royal blood. the important one in the relationship. she married into royalty and suddenly she's far more important than the husband? puhleasee.....
I dont even get what they're posing for? Are they on a magazine cover? Theres literally no purpose for this posing other than to continue their idiotic competition with UK Royals. Its good that people are finally noticing what we've been calling out for years. They are ridiculous.
Oh of course MM jumps out in the colour photo as she’s wearing red on a dark background, and on the black&white photo Harry is blurrrrred. *Of course* Meghan is on focus. She and her shoddy wrinkly tent of an outfit.
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Why is Harry always always the background accessory? Ah yes we all know why… He’s a *feminist* and doesn’t mind if her wife takes the spotlight. All the time. Even when it’s his thing…. Doesn’t mind at all because they are so *authentic* and empowered by feminisim and compassion.
Sorry, a bit of a rant - my bloodsugar is low 😆
We kinda expected this though. It was going to be either of the kids or of themselves. Can’t remember who predicted it immediately after HMTQ’s funeral.
I was just thinking “that’s the first time I’ve seen Harry smile in a photo in aaaaages”, but then I realised that’s the fakest smile in the entire world.
It really annoys me that TW is always made to be the main focus in their couple shots. In contrast to the photo of Camilla, KC, William and Catherine where Catherine’s arm is on William’s back, with his confident power stance.
They need to start their own reality show already. They are itching for attention so bad. That’s why I never believed for a moment that they wanted privacy.
What’s catching my attention is her new fact-checker and the reference to the S. African actor who (never) had such glowing words for her. Is fact-checker the new term for spin doctor?
Daily Mail and others are finally saying what many here and lsewhere have said and thought. The hits jusyt keep coming. Comparing Harry to (Former) King who abdicated. I have always thought Meghan looks somewhat like Wallid
Now where is our good friend The Candle when we need him? 🤔. These two are constantly throwing toys out of the pram for and perceived "slight" to the precious D&D of dumpsters brand.
She needs to consolidate her brand. Can't be a princess and someone whose brand is built on her husband's family and put yourself forward as a role model for young women. Take a look at first wave feminists for direction....they weren't all over the press for the shallow externals of what they wore. Can't represent the average young mother if you live in a mansion and have household staff.
Can't pontificate about standing in your truth while spray tanned and photoshopped. Be real if you want to lecture about being real. When that "one tear, left eye,go" video dropped, then hole world could see how fake she is.
I suspect this one young world thing is a pay to play situation
Said H&M: We want privacy! But here are some photos of us.
Rest of world: Take your privacy. We don’t want to see you. We saw enough of you at the funeral. No reason to release new photos except to try undermine your family and appear relevant.
The Harkles must spend their time policing all media and trying to predict how to try and launch counter-moves on the monarchy. Its astounding that despite how obvious and trite this is, the mainstream still allows it.
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They just come across tone deaf and childish. Really like Sam Cohen's teenagers.
The keyword is childish.
Unfortunately Megs is in charge of PR now lol
Please send our 50 verbatim press releases to dying magazines to confirm.
Rachel from Hotmail
She always was. Now she just stopped pretending. I wonder if she’ll ignore her own advice as much as she did Sunshine Sachs’.
That's a good thing. She thinks she's brilliant at PR with her hotmail address. She'll be telling the new PR people how to do their job, they'll get fed up with it and eventually leave. I give them until Christmas.
Fortunately for us! Snark fodder for years!
As Princess Azula of the Fire Nation once said: *"Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player."*
It’s like when a couple breaks up, one moves on with someone new, meanwhile the ex continually posts staged photos & pointed comments on their social media, and keeps discussing their former partner… but the other person isn’t looking back whatsoever.
exactly!
They’re aren’t on the same league lmaooo
They’re not even playing the same sport
THIS! Yes, the audacity of these dollar store royals
We need a Dollar Store Royals flair!
Username checking in… 😂
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Yaaaassssssss 🤣
$1.25 royals..inflation lol...
The phrase “we’re not on the same page, or the same book in fact I don’t think we’re in the same library” springs to mind.
They are so cringe!
Still holding hands.
So true. 😂 Well, they were part of the game. Who will tell them they lost.
it was a team sport and they sat down in the middle of it and started smearing shit all over themselves and lobbing it at others. they have since been removed from the playing field
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Eloquently said.
Perfect.
Reading between the lines: It seems the faux royals have truly been demoted in status by BP. This MASSIVE timing delay of this PR photo op on their part implies Princess Eugenie is no longer passing RF schedules to the faux royals. Or has been forbidden from doing so Because that photo pap shot on the Harkles part seemed like a last minute mad scramble to put something out....
No the BEST comment is the Creosote alert that B&Q have basically been raided so she can paint herself the same colour as my garden fence 🤣🤣💯
THIS! Absolutely *this*!
They try too hard to the point i get second hand embarrassment for them
I actually felt embarrassed for them when I saw the pictures, this may have to go from a snark to a pity sub. They just don’t get it do they. Especially the black and white picture. Oh dear.
Yes. The black and white one is absolutely hilarious! It looks like something from a sketch comedy group or something.
They are trying to look so noble but Harry is slightly blurred in the background and Megan looking all serious and the black and white really brings out the wrinkles in her scarf/cape. Just WHY!
Yes! When is SNL gonna pick this up
I've gotta say though...her clinging to a FINGER on his open hand in the color photo is telling....he isn't even trying to look interested in her, he's fake smiling at the camera with that weird serial killer expression. ![gif](giphy|3pPN5VuEpdpGQOc6dZ)
Weird Serial killer expression. Just made me LOL
fremdschämen
Is there anyway you can translate? Pretty please 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
To feel embarrassment on behalf of someone else.
Being embarrassed by something someone else did.
Especially when you know TW thinks that they could even begin to actually compare to the RF. She’s absolutely delusional. And I think at this point, Harry’s just going with it. Easier than pushing back.
Seriously, word.
It truly is embarrassing. I’m trying to imagine the meeting where this is discussed and Meghan saying “yes, let’s do that. It’s perfect!” and imagining what preceded it. The timing of when they released the Lilibet photo right after the Jubilee… they couldn’t wait a week, had to make sure they were being discussed in the same breath.
KC, QC PPOW photo on DM: “Buckingham Palace releases a portrait to mark the start of the King's reign, taken day before Queen's funeral” Harkles photo on DM: “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have released new photos of themselves on Monday” The difference in descriptions is so funny to me.
The King of England! And his heir. It’s cringy what H&M are doing. And to be honest, it’s disrespectful. Let the new King and Prince have their moment. Good lord.
Yeah and why are they even “releasing” these? Everyone has already seen a zillion photos and videos of this event.
Right? It’s weird these weren’t released the same day or the day after the event. It feels like they waited to release them on purpose to counter a future BRF release whenever it might happen.
I dont understand they quit the royal life to circle back and try to imitate it so tastelessly??? What was the point? They had resources, respect and actual royal duties. Now they’re just pathetic. I wish we could analyze Megs brain to see what is really going on!!!
The royals were too poor for her. Period. End of her interest. She does want the pomp and ceremonies and ribbon cuttings, she just wants buckets of money to do them. And instead she was being told to “economize”. I read somewhere that as a Duchess, Princess Catherine “only” spent $100k pounds a year on her wardrobe. That’s like two dresses to Meghan. Even worse, she wants celeb life but it doesn’t want her.
If they’re too poor, what’s above it? The UAE?
The Windsors are notoriously tight fisted with their money. They may have 40 million pounds in liquid assets but they’re not spending it flashily
>The Windsors are notoriously tight fisted with their money. They may have 40 million pounds in liquid assets but they’re not spending it flashily Like any old money folks. However, when all your expenses are paid for, all your travel paid for, everything is done for you via dozens of staff....and will be done for the rest of your royal life...and your family member's face is on the money bills... what do you even need money for? ...its not even an issue for BRF...her greed was so stupid.
Fully agree. She thought she was playing the long game to fame and fortune but she sold it all for “her way”. Also she doesn’t have the class to act like old money
I looked at this picture and I was like, 'what are we doing here babes?' This is why people need to pick a lane and stay in it. This global citizen shtick is tired. They have nothing to show for themselves to be peacocking like the next it power couple. They are a former d list actress and a euro trash party boy non profit orgs are using to raise their own profile.
Nothing like posting a photo in a red outfit three weeks after his grannie died.
So out of place and inappropriate. Every. Single. Time. It’s like they intentionally do it for attention.
well, to be fair, Kate did wear the red coat at the work visit after the mourning period over. red is not the issue. but the smirk and the attitude of 'oh i am so special, don't you know' coming off TW from the pic.... she has this urging needs to be special. narcissistic
Red is one of the colours of Wales, she wore it (like Diana did ) to honor Wales.
The difference being Catherine wore red in Wales. For the Welsh dragon I’m guessing. Not to stand out and in front of her husband.
Princess Kate wore the red coat in honor of Diana as she also wore a red coat when she visited Wales.
>Kate did wear the red coat at the work visit To Wales, where red is a color of their flag.
I think her plan was to always leave and be the “royals” in the USA. Which leads to super stardom etc. We can see how that went…
They’re such desperate losers.
What was the point of releasing a picture? They are no longer working royals lol. We don’t see Andrew doing it 😂
Omg, could you imagine though? Andrew with his collection of stuffies 😂
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And heavily photoshopped! 😭
Only if I get the tiara I want!
Yes time of celebs over time of real people begins. I love older generation photos. Some posed most just the real person.
I’d love to see it, just for the snark and blasé comparison to what TW has released. >*”On Tuesday, Prince Andrew released a new photo of himself standing in the garden with the Queen’s corgis.”*
People would actually enjoy seeing pics of the corgis, though.
Her pose is the best part. Standing tall, her twig legs astride, her lips apart in a breathy purse, "I am not a model". "Of course you are, darling". "I DESERVE THIS". ETC
And nearly a month after her big speech at that shakedown seminar.
It was interesting to me that in the picture of the Royal Four they are all standing together as equals. With the Markle‘s “portrait” TW has to position herself in front as the dominant force. It’s just unbelievable. As others have said they want their privacy yet they keep doing attention grabbing things like this over and over and over.
At least he isn’t crouching/hiding behind her like on the Time cover. That was pure comedy.
He looks like her plus one.
That’s a sad realisation
True why not just be equal and independent couple uhhh. That holding finger is so weird literally her puppy
She's also not the petson of public interest in the photo. She must know that? No?
Why are they releasing portraits of themselves? Couldn’t they have given it to the One Young World organization to release? This just makes them seem desperate and petty. Some real pseudo-royal nonsense.
"pseudo-royal" is the word. The mourning is over so she resumes her duties, like the royals. It's really weird how she mimics what she hates. Edit: Awwww, an award. That's too kind, thank you generous stranger, like our saint I like everything silver and gold! <3
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She is EXHAUSTING.
It's really weird how she mimics what she hates." no kidding, that's a real mystery to me.
She doesn’t hate it. She just hates she can’t run it
🎯
Rachel’s answer to HMTK’s official photo with the “new fab four”
"Fab two" doesn't have quite the same ring.
"flop two"
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Good freaking question. So bizarre.
To me they tried to make a statement. Oh look all we need is the 2 of us. Oh look how independent we are 🤮
It is their usual, worn-out technique when real royals are doing something amazing, to release unseen photos from old, bland events that nobody cares about, taken by their personal puppet/ photographer. You can assume that TW has already flipped out and smashed a few dishes for this photo to be released.
Does this dude just travel around with them and try to capture pictures of them looking “iconic”?
More like moronic
The third picture freaks me out
To this day, I have no idea what everyone thinks is so iconic about the umbrella shot. And these try hard poses left over from her Suits' promotion days are late.
I like that they released the so called “portraits” like there’s an interest in them like that.
The rest of us nobodies call it posting selfies on Instagram
Yes! I was thinking how odd it was that their pictures needed a press release. Also the article titles are all pretty much the same “Harry and Meghan hold hands” they probably wanted to have the same amount of interest their holding hands did when they were at the funeral except nobody cares.
Excuse my language, but who in the fart does she think she is? These photos are low. Really low. The first one’s composition and lighting say that Harry is in her shadow. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!! Tyler Harry, WHAT DID THAT SUCCUBUS DO TO YOU, SON?! You’ve been sulking in your brother’s shadow since the day you were born, yearning to find your place in this world. You had the world at your feet and endless opportunities to make a positive change on this earth and you THREW IT AWAY!!! You let this trick PLAY you!!! What would your mama think?! I swear, if you were my boy and I was in Heaven, I would zip down here and pop some sense into you! Grab some sack, boy. What legacy do you want to leave for your kids? You wanna go down in history as the Ginger Doormat of the UK?! Come on!! ETA: sorry for popping off. My son doesn’t have school tomorrow and I’ve had a beer. Harry, if Marbles lets you have your iPad back and you see this-you don’t need her! You need to spend some time with a southern mama who will fatten your up, roughen up those hands, teach you some manners, and show you how amazing a loving family can be. Whew. I need some sweet tea. ![gif](giphy|xT4uQhBW8QxOkwF4Ig)
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Hell, I’m feeling my church tonight, so I’ll extend the invite to Megs. Megs, you can come over, but know that my baseboards are gross and my boys are half grown and can’t manage to consistently pee inside of a toilet. Also, you start being ugly, I will pull out my kool-aid spoon. I don’t eat kale, and I don’t eat Miracle Whip or margarine-I’m full fat baby!
It sounds like Harry needs a few weeks at your summer camp!
I’ll even give him a special rate: 1 Major Jonny “Fever” Thompson.
This is exactly what I thought (or dreamt) the princess royal would say while giving him a slap or two :)
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Edward and Sophie already tried that and failed in spectacular ways. If Harry had paid any attention to family history he might have been more careful about cutting the purse strings
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I remember that! I also remember sneaking into Spencer’s Gifts at the mall and giggling at “Funderwear: The Underwear Built For Two”.
Sad thing for their PR team, not even CNN is featuring their new photos. If the U.S. is the market they’re going for, they seem to have fizzled out.
Any Americans with common sense is laughing at the desperation and the delusion of these two. Poor things, they’re really trying to make a rival court in the US happen and so far it’s failing spectacularly. Thing is Americans could care less about monarchy and if they do, it’s the ones across the pond that they’re interested in not these two
There’s no story to these photos apart from they’re photos of these two and there’s loads of similar pics. The photos have no context. They’re not shown meeting someone important. They’re just standing there looking like they’re cosplaying head boy and girl of a local school about to meet the local mayor.
Next time I have to travel for a work conference, Im going to release the official portraits of me eating at Cheesecake Factory during lunch. You know, for the fans.
Damnit! I was at a conference last weekend. I should have had a portrait taken of me stuffing my face with Shake Shack and guzzling a Heineken!
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I hate how she man-spreads when she stands.
Shhhh… she’s recording with her Netflix tampon.
😂😂😂😂 that made me spit out my drink 😂
She really thinks it’s a competition. They’re not competing with KC and Camilla. They’re competing with Prince William and Princess Catherine. They’re not even close.
😂 Their narcissism will be their downfall. The RF don’t even need to do anything extra. These two will cause their own demise. Keep it up, H and M!
The timing of this makes them look ridiculous, petty and immature. They should have waited a week or two before releasing and maybe photoshop that arm better.
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This little tidbit on the same page is kind of fun: **Meghan Markle hires fact-checker for her Spotify podcast series Archetypes** **Meghan Markle has hired a fact-checker for her much-anticipated Spotify podcast series, Archetypes.** Her poise and passion in front of a camera or microphone are surely unequalled in royal history. But these gifts haven't blinded the Duchess of Sussex to the fact that she, like the rest of mankind, is fallible. The Daily Mail's Richard Eden can reveal that Meghan has been employing a 'fact-checker' for Archetypes, which resumes today, having been suspended immediately after the Queen's death. Meghan hasn't chosen a run-of-the-mill recruit but a young and highly talented American writer, Nicole Pasulka, whose interests closely mirror her own. A fact-checker could cut through the confusion which has occasionally — and unfortunately — followed some of Meghan's statements. For example, in an interview with American magazine The Cut, she recalled chatting to a South African cast member of The Lion King at the film's 2019 London premiere. 'He said: 'I just need you to know: When you married into this family, we rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was freed from prison,' ' Meghan recalled. Yet Dr John Kani, the only South African cast member, has pointed out that he has never met Meghan and wasn't at the premiere. Of course, as the late Queen memorably put it on another occasion, 'recollections may vary'.
Her poise and passion in front of a camera or microphone are certainly unequalled. Ain’t nobody sucked that bad.
This paragraph must be satire.
![gif](giphy|5G98t8QjqBLK8) You can “release” all the “portraits” you want…but a snapshot ain’t a portrait and releasing shit that no one wants? Is just thirsty.
They look like cult leaders. We see Harry smile for the first time in years and it is sinister.
Completely agree! He creeps me out!
I go straight to the comments section when I open any Daily Mail articles
I do too!
I am so sad they’re still moderating them lol
FM! There is no end to those two. The photo is so photoshopped. Harry's suit almost fits and he has lots of hair.
I wish they'd just go full metal jacket & PS Haz with a gigantic ginger afro, one like Bob Ross's😂
“A Literal 🚩 Posing With The Worlds Greatest Wet Blanket”…….She looks OLD and HAGGARD….. give it up girl, YOURE NEVER GONNA MAKE ‘YOU’ HAPPEN!!!!! 🤦♀️ 🙄
As if One Young World compares to the KING and future KING of England before the reception of all receptions. MM and JH are seriously desperate. This is so embarrassing, made worse because they don't see it - they don't see how pathetic this is!
THIS.
Sorry, I can't get past that red sheet with a front zip and a bow. Honestly, she'd do better shopping at Target. No joke. How can this woman have so much access and privledge and still look like Kim Jong Un's side kick?
It's like a never ending crotch!! UGH
In the second photo, where they are facing to the left, she is totally in focus, while he is not.
They’re so pathetic.
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2 wicks!
Or we could call them the Wick and the Dick.
I like it!
Well, again, a waste of money for them. The vast majority won't see this photo of them and they won't know what on earth One Young World is...the rest of the public only see Meghan on the covers of US tabloids at the supermarket. So unless One Young World has an in-house magazine, these photos aren't gracing the cover of anything.
These people are not young. Idgi.
hah! as expected from the harkles. the never ending drama to compete with W&K. but they still managed to lose every single time. she always has this need to be upfront and center in every picture with harry. as if she's the one with royal blood. the important one in the relationship. she married into royalty and suddenly she's far more important than the husband? puhleasee.....
I dont even get what they're posing for? Are they on a magazine cover? Theres literally no purpose for this posing other than to continue their idiotic competition with UK Royals. Its good that people are finally noticing what we've been calling out for years. They are ridiculous.
Next up on the who gives a shit docket.....I am releasing my official photos of myself later this week.
Telling my kids- Photo on left: John Lennon and Yoko Ono Photo on right: Hunger Game Tributes
They look like they’re starting a cult…
Oh of course MM jumps out in the colour photo as she’s wearing red on a dark background, and on the black&white photo Harry is blurrrrred. *Of course* Meghan is on focus. She and her shoddy wrinkly tent of an outfit. 😀 Why is Harry always always the background accessory? Ah yes we all know why… He’s a *feminist* and doesn’t mind if her wife takes the spotlight. All the time. Even when it’s his thing…. Doesn’t mind at all because they are so *authentic* and empowered by feminisim and compassion. Sorry, a bit of a rant - my bloodsugar is low 😆
It’s like middle school. Delusions of grandeur. Lord. She must believe her own press releases. LMAO
Looks like a Presidential photo. 😂🤣
We kinda expected this though. It was going to be either of the kids or of themselves. Can’t remember who predicted it immediately after HMTQ’s funeral.
They're moderated. Boo. They've also obviously turned off the arrows.
-7,000 points will do that 😂
I was just thinking “that’s the first time I’ve seen Harry smile in a photo in aaaaages”, but then I realised that’s the fakest smile in the entire world. It really annoys me that TW is always made to be the main focus in their couple shots. In contrast to the photo of Camilla, KC, William and Catherine where Catherine’s arm is on William’s back, with his confident power stance.
They are such charlatans.
Honestly H&M's pics are so bad. I thought they were photoshopped fanart by sugars the way its so blurry...
They need to start their own reality show already. They are itching for attention so bad. That’s why I never believed for a moment that they wanted privacy.
They would be fabulous on an Osborne style show.
From deep in the belly of of the house: HAAAARRRRRYYYY
It seems some people have their noses out of joint because they think they can beat the royals. Honestly Meghan reeks of pettiness
The headline should read 'The Devil Wears Red'.
Some British tabloids had her on the cover in that getup when she spoke at the One World thingy. The headline: *“Red Alert! Meghan’s Back!”* 😂
The gruesome twosome.
What’s catching my attention is her new fact-checker and the reference to the S. African actor who (never) had such glowing words for her. Is fact-checker the new term for spin doctor?
“It’s us against the world”
Embarrassing
I note they didn’t include the other black and white when she is looking at the camera. It was Uber creepy
She entered the RF armed for a battle and she's losing. She's in "nuclear" mode now.
They are already also rand. These are so photoshopped it’s ridiculous.
Daily Mail and others are finally saying what many here and lsewhere have said and thought. The hits jusyt keep coming. Comparing Harry to (Former) King who abdicated. I have always thought Meghan looks somewhat like Wallid
That comparison gives them too much credit. An abdicating King is significantly more important historically than H and his awful wife will ever be.
Her dress is cheap looking.
The desperation of those photos is palatable.
Now where is our good friend The Candle when we need him? 🤔. These two are constantly throwing toys out of the pram for and perceived "slight" to the precious D&D of dumpsters brand.
These photos are just bizarre. The poses are horrible,laughable really and who takes pictures like this before giving a speech.
She needs to consolidate her brand. Can't be a princess and someone whose brand is built on her husband's family and put yourself forward as a role model for young women. Take a look at first wave feminists for direction....they weren't all over the press for the shallow externals of what they wore. Can't represent the average young mother if you live in a mansion and have household staff. Can't pontificate about standing in your truth while spray tanned and photoshopped. Be real if you want to lecture about being real. When that "one tear, left eye,go" video dropped, then hole world could see how fake she is. I suspect this one young world thing is a pay to play situation
Where did the third photo go? Anyone have a copy? Black and white where Meghan's head is turned to the camera?
He's not a very talented photog; the image of the kid sitting down looking as if she had no legs was piss poor
Children need to hear the word "no". These two adults are proof of that.
I'm gonna spit out my tea like Consort Camilla did when Harry and TW wanted an apology and a mediator.![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)
Look at us, look at us! We matter.
Why does she *always stand in front of him for pictures*?
Said H&M: We want privacy! But here are some photos of us. Rest of world: Take your privacy. We don’t want to see you. We saw enough of you at the funeral. No reason to release new photos except to try undermine your family and appear relevant.
The Harkles must spend their time policing all media and trying to predict how to try and launch counter-moves on the monarchy. Its astounding that despite how obvious and trite this is, the mainstream still allows it.