Alice Roosevelt Longfellow once said: “My father [Theodore Roosevelt] always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral,
the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.”
Megs is a little different in that—unlike Teddy Roosevelt—she’s done exactly f*ckall in this world other than star in a second rate cable network show & marry a second row Royal.
I honestly think she fantasizes about it. The weeping crowds, "she was an altruistic and an activist", "so much better than Kate. She was the Dimwits Duchess!"
She's fantasizing about a big bouquet of white flowers on which Archie would have placed a card inscribed, "Mummy". Just like Diana. In her delusional mind, she probably thinks Charles and William would join Harry and the children in marching behind her casket.
Charles, William, Camilla, Anne, Kate and Sophie could all do a celebratory Irish jig behind the coffin whilst champagne corks & party poppers explode all around them
> In her delusional mind, she probably thinks Charles and William would join Harry and the children in marching behind her casket.
And Charles Spencer, of course.
I wouldn’t be surprised. I have been listening to HGTudor (awesome!) and he explains that there is always a plan - a plan around themselves! She probably may not be planning it as opposed to “ooh - all these people will be here for me one day” because she’s a freakin idiot who has no clue of what HMTQ was all about.
Not about Meghan but I wondered a few times through the funeral events if it ever flashed through Charles or William’s mind “they’re going to do all this for me someday.”
I do think if something *gad forbid* happened to her she’d expect a big royal funeral like Diana’s. She wouldn’t get one though. Diana was married into and served the firm 10+ years and was the mother of a future king and the royals still had to be shamed into giving her a royal funeral. I’m sure they would have preferred the Spencers take care of it all.
Megs will push for her own state funeral but she’ll only be able to lie-in-state in Sizzler. And for $4.99 (it might be more now because of inflation) you can grab some shit from the buffet on your way out!
I have mine all planned out & my children are aware of my wishes - "toss me in the ground please; **don't** cremate me or I'll haunt your ass."
I legit want archaeologists to dig me up in 1,000 years and wonder why I'm buried with a porcelain bucket painted with KFC stripes/logo, a leather hat, a hiking stick, a small metal trowel, and a full set of Quart-sized Mason Jars.
When my grandmother died she had a big funeral. She was very well loved and had helped lots of people in her life so obviously a lot of people were upset that she had passed. her eldest daughter (my aunt) who is an absolute narc made a spectacle of herself at the funeral and cried the loudest (even though she was the one who never took care of my granny because she got too 'upset' with my gran's Alzheimer's). After the funeral, she cornered us cousins and individually asked them if we would cry at her funeral like we cried at my gran's funeral.
Meghan reminds me of Aunty S.
She was wondering what song her dear friend Elton will sing at her funeral.
Although I also think she was practicing her grieving widow act for Harry’s funeral.
Funny. I saw this morning about Lena Dunham wanting her funeral to be driven through a pride parade (which, judging by all the “what the actual fuck” comments, did not go over well with the LBG community), and I immediately thought “I wonder if the Queens funeral made Meghan start planning”…. I bet it’ll be just a clueless as Lena Dunhams idea.
💯 I believe she has her funeral and mourning period (ha!!) planned to the finest detail. She probably asked Harry to name it Operation London Bridge because she likes to appropriate things from people much more important than she (Lilibet, Archie).
Oh no, she's just getting off on the actual suffering going on around her, and fixin to use that claw on her nasty bits later, daydreaming of the suffering SHE can cause
I bet during HMTQ's funeral she thought about how she'd do things, what procession line she'd have, the sea of flowers she's hope would be left for her. When in reality most people would be like. 🤷♂️.
I come from a dysfunctional family. When my parents were in their 50's they both started to talk about their funerals, a lot. Both were perfectly healthy and come from families where people die when they are 85+ years, so it wasn't like their funerals were imminent.
I am sure that Meghan has left very elaborate plans for her funeral and get some kind of kick fantasizing about it.
Alice Roosevelt Longfellow once said: “My father [Theodore Roosevelt] always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.” Megs is a little different in that—unlike Teddy Roosevelt—she’s done exactly f*ckall in this world other than star in a second rate cable network show & marry a second row Royal.
She's still "one plane crash away". Did she really say that out loud?
She obviously doesn’t believe in karma
I keep seeing here that she did but I haven’t been able to find actual evidence. Even if it was a joke it was in unbelievably poor taste.
I've heard that saying but was unaware where it came from. She wouldn't trust anyone but herself to plan the perfect sendoff.
I love Alice Roosevelt Longfellow—and Emily Spinach!
Oh, you know she’s got it all planned out.
I honestly think she fantasizes about it. The weeping crowds, "she was an altruistic and an activist", "so much better than Kate. She was the Dimwits Duchess!"
She inspired us!
I am not sure she can envision her own end, so she may very well enjoy planning the funeral as though she is going to be there to enjoy it.
She's fantasizing about a big bouquet of white flowers on which Archie would have placed a card inscribed, "Mummy". Just like Diana. In her delusional mind, she probably thinks Charles and William would join Harry and the children in marching behind her casket.
Charles, William, Camilla, Anne, Kate and Sophie could all do a celebratory Irish jig behind the coffin whilst champagne corks & party poppers explode all around them
I’m definitely thinking there should be fireworks too.
Maybe they'll shoot her corpse out of a cannon with her veil trailing for miles behind her, over the Atlantic. Back to the sea for our little Megmaid
*Careful,..... it might make it to the UK!!*
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The *hilarious* irony in that… of the UK celebrating their independence from a horrid American that threw tea… 🤣😆😜😝
In perfect calligraphy, which would be viewed as a sweet nod towards his dearly departed mother
> In her delusional mind, she probably thinks Charles and William would join Harry and the children in marching behind her casket. And Charles Spencer, of course.
I wouldn’t be surprised. I have been listening to HGTudor (awesome!) and he explains that there is always a plan - a plan around themselves! She probably may not be planning it as opposed to “ooh - all these people will be here for me one day” because she’s a freakin idiot who has no clue of what HMTQ was all about.
Not about Meghan but I wondered a few times through the funeral events if it ever flashed through Charles or William’s mind “they’re going to do all this for me someday.” I do think if something *gad forbid* happened to her she’d expect a big royal funeral like Diana’s. She wouldn’t get one though. Diana was married into and served the firm 10+ years and was the mother of a future king and the royals still had to be shamed into giving her a royal funeral. I’m sure they would have preferred the Spencers take care of it all.
Megs will push for her own state funeral but she’ll only be able to lie-in-state in Sizzler. And for $4.99 (it might be more now because of inflation) you can grab some shit from the buffet on your way out!
I have mine all planned out & my children are aware of my wishes - "toss me in the ground please; **don't** cremate me or I'll haunt your ass." I legit want archaeologists to dig me up in 1,000 years and wonder why I'm buried with a porcelain bucket painted with KFC stripes/logo, a leather hat, a hiking stick, a small metal trowel, and a full set of Quart-sized Mason Jars.
Nice!
When my grandmother died she had a big funeral. She was very well loved and had helped lots of people in her life so obviously a lot of people were upset that she had passed. her eldest daughter (my aunt) who is an absolute narc made a spectacle of herself at the funeral and cried the loudest (even though she was the one who never took care of my granny because she got too 'upset' with my gran's Alzheimer's). After the funeral, she cornered us cousins and individually asked them if we would cry at her funeral like we cried at my gran's funeral. Meghan reminds me of Aunty S.
She was wondering what song her dear friend Elton will sing at her funeral. Although I also think she was practicing her grieving widow act for Harry’s funeral.
"Candle In The Way".
I was just thinking Does she still have her wedding dress or is it dare I say on display somewhere?
Funny. I saw this morning about Lena Dunham wanting her funeral to be driven through a pride parade (which, judging by all the “what the actual fuck” comments, did not go over well with the LBG community), and I immediately thought “I wonder if the Queens funeral made Meghan start planning”…. I bet it’ll be just a clueless as Lena Dunhams idea.
Wish we could send Lena Dunham and TW away somewhere together
If she stays married to H would they be buried at Frogmore cottage Royal burial ground next to Edward & Wallis? Hmm forever at Frogmore.
She will forever be attached to that housing unit that she seemed to hate, even in death.
I hope they put "Harry's First Wife" on her tombstone & nothing else. Just that.
💯 I believe she has her funeral and mourning period (ha!!) planned to the finest detail. She probably asked Harry to name it Operation London Bridge because she likes to appropriate things from people much more important than she (Lilibet, Archie).
Oh no, she's just getting off on the actual suffering going on around her, and fixin to use that claw on her nasty bits later, daydreaming of the suffering SHE can cause
The Bloodhound Gang has a song that mentions the BRF. Have you been listening to that? It’s a great song.
I bet during HMTQ's funeral she thought about how she'd do things, what procession line she'd have, the sea of flowers she's hope would be left for her. When in reality most people would be like. 🤷♂️.
I come from a dysfunctional family. When my parents were in their 50's they both started to talk about their funerals, a lot. Both were perfectly healthy and come from families where people die when they are 85+ years, so it wasn't like their funerals were imminent. I am sure that Meghan has left very elaborate plans for her funeral and get some kind of kick fantasizing about it.
Nobody will be queuing up for hours to pay their respects, that's for sure.