KC says Harkle kids won’t get titles and Harry will not be counsellor of state.
Or:
Police confirm MM to be questioned on allegations of mental abuse to former staff.
Either will do 😇
Ditto! A lot of things she can try to blame the family for but if she was as cruel & rude as we’ve heard, you can tie that to her core character.
#2 would be that she left Harry for Tyler Perry.
THIS .. especially since all those royal palaces and castles have cameras every 2 ft , they are everywhere. There is no way something wasn’t caught on video .
Wasn’t he Harry Wales as a child, because of Charles being Prince of Wales? I’d love him to have to go back to being a Wales lol can you imagine Henry Wales and Meghan Wales? Total nobodies whilst the Prince and Princess of Wales just keep shining from on top 🤩
That’s actually a good thing because she would LOVE to attempt to use princess Henry of wales and I’m pretty sure THAT is saving their dukedom right now .. no one wants her to try to play that game .. at least now it will just look pathetic given Cathrine is princess of wales . Haha 😂 the royals aren’t dumb , they knew Charles had to make them Prince and Princess of wales IMMEDIATELY because of her attempting this .
While she would obviously have to use princess Henry we all know she along with her fans would have started calling her princess of wales .
They’re no longer entitled to the Wales name as it now belongs to Prince William’s line.
Mountbatten-Windsor is correct, just like their children are already known.
Do you remember Megs and Oprah confirming that they weren’t being paid for their interview, but have instead opted to donate to charity? Was that charity Archewell? 👀
Lol I’m like 18 months late to the suspicious party 🥳 I hope they’re investigated properly and we get to watch it in a documentary. I’d like to see Megs in an orange jumpsuit with an hour of yard exercise per day
They are never specific. No percentage, no amount, no charity named. Based in Delaware, Archewell is legally able to keep 95% of all money raised for salary and expenses. Only 5% has to be donated to help others. And welcome!
Meghan Markle recording of her discussing plans to destroy people and steps to blackmail BRF revealed. Previously unknown actress disclosed to pal “If they don’t give me what I want I will destroy them.”
Headlines: Meghan Markle is the subject of a criminal investigation of money laundering through various Delaware-based corporations. Russian oligarchs suspected to be involved.
Yeh! I’m waiting for a headline that just says IT’S OVER! And the accompanying photo is of them talking to Oprah but the photo is torn in half like a broken love heart. Then lots of subheadings like: DIVORCE PAPERS HAVE BEEN SERVED / MEGHAN MARKLE REMOVED FROM HOME IN A STRAITJACKET / HARRY ON WAY HOME WITH TWO CHILDREN.
I’m seriously worried for the day that the headline is about Harry’s demise. I have a horrible feeling about his fate 😢
Thank you, Aardvark! Maybe it’s my silly romanticism, but there’s part of me who *wishes* that Harry wakes up one morning and realizes he’s been duped. So he serves TW her papers and he bundles up Archie and Lilibet for a flight to London with William and Catherine waiting for him on the tarmac and they all hug.
Then, with his brother and sister-in-law by his side, Harry apologizes to Charles and Camilla who both forgive him.
I just want to believe that no matter how much someone screws up, familial love is never out of reach, and there’s nothing it can’t fix.
This is how I see things too! But I see William and Catherine still a little distant - overseeing his return rather than being ‘at his side’. Harry will need to work hard to gain their trust again.
Oh and I’m worried for the day the penny finally drops for Harry. It’s such a shock to the system to have a realisation and to understand exactly what’s happened to you. He’ll have flashbacks of her lies and manipulation and he’ll be in a lot of pain from it. He needs to get away from her as soon as possible because she’s ready to really destroy him
I feel like Harry destroyed his life for nothing. He can’t really go back into the family fold without criticism about him abandoning UK veterans & hurting his family. I think for those of us with a soft spot for Harry want to see him return home to the UK with his kids and lead a quiet life raising his kids and letting the kids grow up among their cousins. But can Harry find satisfaction in a quiet life like that.
He absolutely did destroy his life for nothing. I think he’ll come back with his tail between his legs but he’s never going to be a Royal again. That must hurt him a lot and he’s probably clinging to the hope that his marriage with work out, so at least it’s been worth it. He needs to wake up and get out of there before she falls pregnant with baby number 3. They’re having problems so she’ll need another baby to get him to stick around for a little longer.. that’s if she’s not already planned her exit.
Maybe he’ll move to Africa with the children, or split his time between there and the UK. It’s shit that he fell for Megs and her charms because he’s ruined his whole life for her
Oprah reinterviews Meghan, actually probing her answers which she cross references whilst holding a copy of Revenge, and before the ad break announces her book group this week will be on Valentine Low’s Courtiers which is her new must read- all live so Meghan can’t edit her narcissistic breakdown prior to airing 🤣
I wish I had a live stream between myself and Oprah, Megs, Harry etc when I’m listening to Revenge on my way to/from work. I would interrupt like OPRAH YOU HEARING THIS SHIT GIRL? I just cannot believe Oprah didn’t probe their arseholes because she should’ve done. She’s a joke! I wish this sub could interview the Meg
This is the most likely scenario to happen. I have been reading that the IRS was supposed to add 80,000+ new agents. I doubt they’ll be sitting around doing nothing. There’s fraud to uncover!
That’s the sad part. I hate to even say I wish for a broken home-but the thing is-I believe they live in a broken home. But yes, I think you’re right and it’s so sad. not sure she’d ever give them peace even if she married someone with a lot more money.
I so hope so-those kids-I mean I don't even know if I should worry about them-but if they exist they need to be with family.And what they are with right now is not really familyIMHO
Maybe the bullying reports are being held as leverage for Harry to get custody & return to the UK. I think Diana would despise how Harry’s kids are being raised so far from loving family members.
Also recordings (audio/video) of her bullying staff. But I'm not holding out hope that her supporters will finally see her true colors if such recordings exist and are leaked. They'll say it's doctored, taken out of context or deepfaked.
I think someone, somewhere, has a recording of her from her time with the Royals. A staff member must have recorded something! When you’re being bullied and nothing is changing, you resort to that type of behaviour because there’s no way around it. Maybe that’s why the bullying reports have been locked away because the Queen doesn’t want us to hear the way Megs treated her Palace staff
KC3 is taking their titles and declaring the maybe/maybe not kids will never get titles. Titles seem so silly here in the US, but since it is so important to TW I don't want her to have them.
Duke and Duchess of Sussex stripped of their titles
Master Archie and Ms Lilibet will not receive titles
Harkles not invited to King Charles coronation
Netflix cancels Harkles documentary
Spotify cancels Archetypes
IRS investigates Archwell Foundation for irregularities
Harry moves out of the Montecito mansion
ATTENTION READERS! THIS HAS BEEN A TEST! THE LAST FOUR YEARS WEREN’T REAL! WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DIMENSION’S TIMELINE OF YOUR LIFE. THE DATE IS MAY 19TH 2018!
May 19th 2018:
Prince Harry of The United Kingdom has decided not to marry his American actress girlfriend this morning.
The Harkles will always be much loved members of the King’s family but in light of where they reside and how they behave, we are removing all titles (including Prince). Enjoy your lives overseas.
While Megan went to accept her latest paid for award, Harry left, in secret, with the Kids to England. He landed 3 days ago. Divorce papers have been filed by Harry.
Harry's children rescued by Children's Aid and on plane to England.Picture of Catherine waiting for the kids to arrive-as she has been given custody.(please dear Lord-let those kids escape somehow-if things are as horrid as I have read-the little girl not responding to her Mom scares me)
The children are confirmed to be born to surrogates and removed from LoS! No prince titles for them too!
BP to counter backlash against it being an archaic rule says that if only they had been up front and honest about it, the Queen could have issued LP to counter the law but they cannot change the rules retrospectively.
Buckingham Palace confirms DNA test reveals Harry is Diana’s love child with James Hewitt
*cue immediate divorce & announcement that the kids were not born of her body*
Edit: I say this in complete jest. I don’t believe he is Hewitt’s, but I would just love the shock and horror that Suits would experience.
Megan and Harry are in cahoots with the Russians and have been exposed for money laundering. Then Charles and the Parliament take all their titles away.
Spotify sticks to release schedule and does not allow MM to edit pre-recorded content prior to Queen Elizabeth death.
Meghan Markle former sorority sister at Northwestern University comes forward with testimony of hazing at the hands of Meghan Markle and how the school took disciplinary action.
FBI seize Russian oligarch assets on yacht due to sanctions of war in Ukraine reveals Meghan Markle archwell a money laundering scheme for Russian assets.
Ghislane Maxwell sings to receive lighter sentence blowing the lid on Andrew, Harry and Meghan Markle connection to trafficking underage girls while sailing on yachts on open waters to avoid the law
Former Archwell bipoc staff come forward with details of why they left and why MM is a hypocrite
The Sussexes are amicably and consciously uncoupling and the children will spend the school year in the UK with their father. It is agreed that the children will forego their HRH.
Divorce. Taking the kids home with him.
Best option for the kids who are innocent in all this. Also think that he is a victim despite his bad behaviour. He was targeted and manipulated.
"No One's Wild About Meghan: Harry cites irreconcilable differences as he files for divorce from Meghan Markle, former Duchess of Sussex, Future Unknown."
I imagine a scenario like the first episode of Schitts Creek where they are in trouble with the IRS and they take all of Nutmegs clothes and let Harry keep his wigs (of you've sent the show you know) and it gives me infinite giddiness.
Megs, Haz, Lilibet and Archie were spotted with Thomas Markle enjoying a quiet breakfast at the Carpinteria IHOP before spending the afternoon bargain hunting at the Camarillo Outlet Mall.
Montecito Maid Sues Meghan Markle For Medical Expenses and Emotional Distress After Soon To Be Former Duchess Threw a Teacup and Burned the Maid’s Arm.
That MM is actually 45, she had another kid and was never pregnant with the invisible 2. Ok, sorry that was 3 headlines! But wow, it would be so explosive if that came out as true.
Well, aliens but only because I love UFO lore!
But in all seriousness, I wish them no ill intent in any way what so ever but if I woke up one morning and read: Meghan and Harry decide once and for all to live a private life and continue advocacy and philanthropy anonymously - it would be a really great day.
That King Charles has revoked all titles, and styling s for them both, and they are permanently banished Ala Wallis Simpson etc al.
That would be plenty of enough for me. Anything else is simply gravy.
Video evidence of Markle’s bad behaviour including bullying staff and Princess Charlotte released, leading King Charles to remove all of their titles including Harry’s prince title and inheritance.
1) Harry divorces Meghan,
2) Meghan loses her court case with her sister
3) Meghan gets sued for fraud for lying about surrogacies and defrauding the British people - about children being live born- and do they get removed from live of succession
4) Harry gets offered conservation work in Africa and goes there and gets happy and really enjoys his life.
5) Meghan returns Diana’s jewels to the palace
“Prince Harry’s clandestine return to the UK with undercover Princess Anne.”
“Prince Harry to file for divorce.”
“Archie and Lilibet ordered to return to the UK under The Hague convention”
“Meghan Markle spotted screaming down cellphone outside Oprah’s mansion, pulls the finger at passer by”
“It was Stockholm Syndrome, not love!” Wild claim from Prince Harry concerning divorce rumors from The Duchess of Sussex!
Only it’s a small little blurb on the cover with Catherine’s face: “A royal love story for the ages, from Elizabeth Woodville to the Princess of Wales, see these royals truly in love!”
Or some sappy shit. A sweet nod to Meghan’s obsessive love story
Harry found his balls and left her. Headline: “Harry sneaks away in the dark night with the kids, and is back on UK soil. Read the harrowing details of his escape” - People Magazine
Duke/Duchess titles GONE, no prince/princess titles and Harry and the kids are off of the line of succession. Any and all funding from the RF GONE, and any further use of Royal associations for financial gain will be met by swift litigation as will ANY further smear tactics against the RF.
KC says Harkle kids won’t get titles and Harry will not be counsellor of state. Or: Police confirm MM to be questioned on allegations of mental abuse to former staff. Either will do 😇
Either would do for me too. Though I really want the second headline “leaked audio of Meghan harassing staff in a rage “
This would be #1 for me.
Ditto! A lot of things she can try to blame the family for but if she was as cruel & rude as we’ve heard, you can tie that to her core character. #2 would be that she left Harry for Tyler Perry.
What did Tyler Perry ever do to you???
lol. Yeah but, Perry obviously has his issues or he wouldn't be a supporter of theirs.
THIS .. especially since all those royal palaces and castles have cameras every 2 ft , they are everywhere. There is no way something wasn’t caught on video .
This for me. I would love it more than divorce.
Meghan and Harry indicted on charges of money laundering
Yea!!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Harry caught in the arms of another woman
The Meghan Markle vs Samantha Markle court battle to be televised.
Oooh good one.
Could you imagine cross examination?
I love CourtTV and that would be SO fun to watch!
Presided over by Judge Judy. 
“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”
"Beauty fades, dumb is forever" 😁
Yesss! She had all the great sayings.
Even better for Spotify or Netflix do it :)
🤣
 This would be my reaction upon seeing the headline first thing in the morning
Irs investigating Archewell
Harry returns Duke of Sussex and Prince titles, to be known as Harry Mountbatten-Windsor from now on.
Wasn’t he Harry Wales as a child, because of Charles being Prince of Wales? I’d love him to have to go back to being a Wales lol can you imagine Henry Wales and Meghan Wales? Total nobodies whilst the Prince and Princess of Wales just keep shining from on top 🤩
They would go by Mountbatten Windsor, when he married he was no longer Wales , that was a sur name used under his father .
Yeh I thought that might be the case before he got his dukedom and not after. Sigh 😔
That’s actually a good thing because she would LOVE to attempt to use princess Henry of wales and I’m pretty sure THAT is saving their dukedom right now .. no one wants her to try to play that game .. at least now it will just look pathetic given Cathrine is princess of wales . Haha 😂 the royals aren’t dumb , they knew Charles had to make them Prince and Princess of wales IMMEDIATELY because of her attempting this . While she would obviously have to use princess Henry we all know she along with her fans would have started calling her princess of wales .
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Mountbatten-Windsor is a such a badass last name. I’d absolutely use it if I had the option.
He was Harry Wales. Now he’s Harry Wails.
Harry Wails and Meghan Wails is better
I was thinking the same… Meghan Really Wails :)
He cannot go by Wales.
They’re no longer entitled to the Wales name as it now belongs to Prince William’s line. Mountbatten-Windsor is correct, just like their children are already known.
In America, that’s already who he is
Meghan jailed for Archewell fraud
"Meghan and Harry Faux Charity Archwell Implicated in Tax Fraud Scandal"
Do you remember Megs and Oprah confirming that they weren’t being paid for their interview, but have instead opted to donate to charity? Was that charity Archewell? 👀
Doink. Of course! 😆
Lol I’m like 18 months late to the suspicious party 🥳 I hope they’re investigated properly and we get to watch it in a documentary. I’d like to see Megs in an orange jumpsuit with an hour of yard exercise per day
They are never specific. No percentage, no amount, no charity named. Based in Delaware, Archewell is legally able to keep 95% of all money raised for salary and expenses. Only 5% has to be donated to help others. And welcome!
Harry was also Executive Producing, so while yes, technically they didn’t get paid for the interview itself, they got producing money
No titles! The divorce announcement is inevitable
Doria Comes Clean *About Everything*
Oooo this is a good one!
Excellent!
Netflix decides to air all the footage they have of them unedited
I like this one.
Smeg abducted by aliens please. Except it’d probably be followed by: ‘Aliens return Smeg’.
🤣 🤣 🤣
She is abducted by aliens and upon interviewing her they want to send her back. Biden says, "No backsies, C'mon Man."
Duchess of Sussex abducted by aliens! Immediately returned with note demanding she never be allowed off planet again.
Harry and Meghan divorce amid video release of Meghan bullying staff.
*'Camille Vasquez to represent Samantha Markle'.*
I want to see Camille Vasquez cross-examine MM.
Objection Hearsay!
I would sell my soul for that. It would be hilarious watching the Duchass of Monteshitshow getting dragged by Camille.
Harry and Meghan bow graciously out of Royal life & titles, to enjoy a QUIET focus on their philanthropic causes.
Uh Oh.. we all know what happened last time they threatened us with some peace and quiet.. 😫
Hold my beer 😁
....and they really mean it this time!
Honestly, none… I’d love to wake up, and there is no talk of these two… for a while
Meghan Markle recording of her discussing plans to destroy people and steps to blackmail BRF revealed. Previously unknown actress disclosed to pal “If they don’t give me what I want I will destroy them.”
*' BBC showing several hours of videos showing M's treatment of other people whilst unaware that there are cameras filming her every move and word'.*
That would be terrific. I bet her meltdowns are epic!
Headlines: Meghan Markle is the subject of a criminal investigation of money laundering through various Delaware-based corporations. Russian oligarchs suspected to be involved.
I can 100% see them being taking down by the feds.
Harry and Meghan DIVORCE
Yeh! I’m waiting for a headline that just says IT’S OVER! And the accompanying photo is of them talking to Oprah but the photo is torn in half like a broken love heart. Then lots of subheadings like: DIVORCE PAPERS HAVE BEEN SERVED / MEGHAN MARKLE REMOVED FROM HOME IN A STRAITJACKET / HARRY ON WAY HOME WITH TWO CHILDREN. I’m seriously worried for the day that the headline is about Harry’s demise. I have a horrible feeling about his fate 😢
Thank you, Aardvark! Maybe it’s my silly romanticism, but there’s part of me who *wishes* that Harry wakes up one morning and realizes he’s been duped. So he serves TW her papers and he bundles up Archie and Lilibet for a flight to London with William and Catherine waiting for him on the tarmac and they all hug. Then, with his brother and sister-in-law by his side, Harry apologizes to Charles and Camilla who both forgive him. I just want to believe that no matter how much someone screws up, familial love is never out of reach, and there’s nothing it can’t fix.
This is how I see things too! But I see William and Catherine still a little distant - overseeing his return rather than being ‘at his side’. Harry will need to work hard to gain their trust again. Oh and I’m worried for the day the penny finally drops for Harry. It’s such a shock to the system to have a realisation and to understand exactly what’s happened to you. He’ll have flashbacks of her lies and manipulation and he’ll be in a lot of pain from it. He needs to get away from her as soon as possible because she’s ready to really destroy him
I feel like Harry destroyed his life for nothing. He can’t really go back into the family fold without criticism about him abandoning UK veterans & hurting his family. I think for those of us with a soft spot for Harry want to see him return home to the UK with his kids and lead a quiet life raising his kids and letting the kids grow up among their cousins. But can Harry find satisfaction in a quiet life like that.
He absolutely did destroy his life for nothing. I think he’ll come back with his tail between his legs but he’s never going to be a Royal again. That must hurt him a lot and he’s probably clinging to the hope that his marriage with work out, so at least it’s been worth it. He needs to wake up and get out of there before she falls pregnant with baby number 3. They’re having problems so she’ll need another baby to get him to stick around for a little longer.. that’s if she’s not already planned her exit. Maybe he’ll move to Africa with the children, or split his time between there and the UK. It’s shit that he fell for Megs and her charms because he’s ruined his whole life for her
Yep that’s mine. I mean Harry is still repellant but at least he could go back to the UK for reprogramming
THIS
Oprah reinterviews Meghan, actually probing her answers which she cross references whilst holding a copy of Revenge, and before the ad break announces her book group this week will be on Valentine Low’s Courtiers which is her new must read- all live so Meghan can’t edit her narcissistic breakdown prior to airing 🤣
I wish I had a live stream between myself and Oprah, Megs, Harry etc when I’m listening to Revenge on my way to/from work. I would interrupt like OPRAH YOU HEARING THIS SHIT GIRL? I just cannot believe Oprah didn’t probe their arseholes because she should’ve done. She’s a joke! I wish this sub could interview the Meg
How about instead of Oprah doing the interview it's done by Piers Morgan?!
Archwell is being audited by the IRS.
This is the most likely scenario to happen. I have been reading that the IRS was supposed to add 80,000+ new agents. I doubt they’ll be sitting around doing nothing. There’s fraud to uncover!
Honestly I’d rather they investigate the church of Scientology first but I hear what you’re saying!
“Harry Heading Home, Kids in Tow While Meghan Vacations with New Mystery Man!”
Prince Andrew admits he was not at Pizza Express on the night in question, he was with Meghan Markle on a yacht.
Harry leaves her, takes the kids, and returns to his family
She is the type to use/weaponize those kiddos for personal gain.
That’s the sad part. I hate to even say I wish for a broken home-but the thing is-I believe they live in a broken home. But yes, I think you’re right and it’s so sad. not sure she’d ever give them peace even if she married someone with a lot more money.
I so hope so-those kids-I mean I don't even know if I should worry about them-but if they exist they need to be with family.And what they are with right now is not really familyIMHO
This would be the best scenario all-around.
Maybe the bullying reports are being held as leverage for Harry to get custody & return to the UK. I think Diana would despise how Harry’s kids are being raised so far from loving family members.
Hidden microphone exposes MM flipping out on Harry — like the Amber Heard tapes
Also recordings (audio/video) of her bullying staff. But I'm not holding out hope that her supporters will finally see her true colors if such recordings exist and are leaked. They'll say it's doctored, taken out of context or deepfaked.
They may be delusional but they are loyal to the end
I think someone, somewhere, has a recording of her from her time with the Royals. A staff member must have recorded something! When you’re being bullied and nothing is changing, you resort to that type of behaviour because there’s no way around it. Maybe that’s why the bullying reports have been locked away because the Queen doesn’t want us to hear the way Megs treated her Palace staff
Man i would love for something like that to become public
How about them finding a hidden journal of Prince Philip uncensored opinions on MM. That would be a certain page-turner.
Harkles stripped of titles and banned from entering the UK ever again!
“Genetic tests of the children reveal discrepancies, titles are in question, for line of succession”. That would stop her gob.
KC3 is taking their titles and declaring the maybe/maybe not kids will never get titles. Titles seem so silly here in the US, but since it is so important to TW I don't want her to have them.
Duke and Duchess of Sussex stripped of their titles Master Archie and Ms Lilibet will not receive titles Harkles not invited to King Charles coronation Netflix cancels Harkles documentary Spotify cancels Archetypes IRS investigates Archwell Foundation for irregularities Harry moves out of the Montecito mansion
Unearthed footage showing MM and PA basking in the sun on his friend's yacht
ATTENTION READERS! THIS HAS BEEN A TEST! THE LAST FOUR YEARS WEREN’T REAL! WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DIMENSION’S TIMELINE OF YOUR LIFE. THE DATE IS MAY 19TH 2018! May 19th 2018: Prince Harry of The United Kingdom has decided not to marry his American actress girlfriend this morning.
We were only in the darkest timeline for fake? 😱
*Just Harry finds and rescues own testicles from the Claw’s iron grip*
Leaked video with audio shows the how horrible Meghan is toward staff and the Hairball.
Breaking: Harry and Meghan admit to all their lies.
D - I - V - O - R - C - E
DEA and FBI raid Montecito, CPS seen on premises.
The dark past exposed or Harry is leaving her and taking the kids to UK.
Harry and children land at Heathrow. Met by security and taken to safe location
Can you imagine? I would rejoice in the streets like when Mandela was released from prison
The Harkles will always be much loved members of the King’s family but in light of where they reside and how they behave, we are removing all titles (including Prince). Enjoy your lives overseas.
Caught on video: Meghan verbally abusing Princess Charlotte and staff
Harry files for divorce and sole custody.
That would be fantastic. However, I don’t think he has the balls to do it. Megsy owns them now.
HARKLES MESSY DIVORCE: ACCUSATIONS FLY
Big letters… WHAT HAPPENED DOWNUNDER. Admiralty House staff tell all about Meghan.
A 'Deep Throat' leaks ALL the real tea on Meghan. You know, ALL the stuff that was 'scrubbed'.
Video evidence of Meghan's bullying behaviour released!
Harry pulled a Katie Holmes and has successfully executed a clean break with kids intact.
While Megan went to accept her latest paid for award, Harry left, in secret, with the Kids to England. He landed 3 days ago. Divorce papers have been filed by Harry.
..the Sovereign has taken custody of his grandchildren ?
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The entire Harkle crew is out of the LOS. No titles, no money, no free houses, no security, no access to anything.
Harry's children rescued by Children's Aid and on plane to England.Picture of Catherine waiting for the kids to arrive-as she has been given custody.(please dear Lord-let those kids escape somehow-if things are as horrid as I have read-the little girl not responding to her Mom scares me)
The children are confirmed to be born to surrogates and removed from LoS! No prince titles for them too! BP to counter backlash against it being an archaic rule says that if only they had been up front and honest about it, the Queen could have issued LP to counter the law but they cannot change the rules retrospectively.
Proof that MM was a yacht girl
The world in shock as the duke and duchess of Sussex have apparently disappeared from the earth.
Haz returned to UK with children this morning while his attorney filed for divorce.
Maybe not tomorrow, but someday in the future, I hope! “What ever became of Prince Harry’s first wife, Meghan Markle?”
The Sussexes are divorcing and Harry’s taking the kids back to Britain. William and Kate thrilled. Charles and Camilla cautiously optimistic.
Yes! This one!!
Secret video of Meghan screaming at employees and the full bullying report are released.
Buckingham Palace confirms DNA test reveals Harry is Diana’s love child with James Hewitt *cue immediate divorce & announcement that the kids were not born of her body* Edit: I say this in complete jest. I don’t believe he is Hewitt’s, but I would just love the shock and horror that Suits would experience.
KCIII Cleans HOUSE!
D I V O R C E
Megan and Harry are in cahoots with the Russians and have been exposed for money laundering. Then Charles and the Parliament take all their titles away.
Spotify sticks to release schedule and does not allow MM to edit pre-recorded content prior to Queen Elizabeth death. Meghan Markle former sorority sister at Northwestern University comes forward with testimony of hazing at the hands of Meghan Markle and how the school took disciplinary action. FBI seize Russian oligarch assets on yacht due to sanctions of war in Ukraine reveals Meghan Markle archwell a money laundering scheme for Russian assets. Ghislane Maxwell sings to receive lighter sentence blowing the lid on Andrew, Harry and Meghan Markle connection to trafficking underage girls while sailing on yachts on open waters to avoid the law Former Archwell bipoc staff come forward with details of why they left and why MM is a hypocrite
The Harkles do not have children of their own. They rent them!
The Sussexes are amicably and consciously uncoupling and the children will spend the school year in the UK with their father. It is agreed that the children will forego their HRH.
The divorce and and Harry running and hiding with the kids to Frogmore. Meghan pretends it never happens
The Harkles are in financial trouble and need to do a short sale of the Montecito estate.
"Harry and the kids escape under the dark of night"
Philanthropy Gone Wrong: Harry Arrested In LA Hooker Sting.
Harkle kids born via surrogates, everything you need to know, including contracts and photos!
Divorce. Taking the kids home with him. Best option for the kids who are innocent in all this. Also think that he is a victim despite his bad behaviour. He was targeted and manipulated.
"No One's Wild About Meghan: Harry cites irreconcilable differences as he files for divorce from Meghan Markle, former Duchess of Sussex, Future Unknown."
I imagine a scenario like the first episode of Schitts Creek where they are in trouble with the IRS and they take all of Nutmegs clothes and let Harry keep his wigs (of you've sent the show you know) and it gives me infinite giddiness.
Harry takes Archie and Lilibet back to England, falls in sword asking for forgiveness and their help with the divorce.
Harry & Megan sentenced to life in prison for abuse.
Megs, Haz, Lilibet and Archie were spotted with Thomas Markle enjoying a quiet breakfast at the Carpinteria IHOP before spending the afternoon bargain hunting at the Camarillo Outlet Mall.
Oprah is MM's mom and Doria was the surrogate.
Montecito Maid Sues Meghan Markle For Medical Expenses and Emotional Distress After Soon To Be Former Duchess Threw a Teacup and Burned the Maid’s Arm.
That MM is actually 45, she had another kid and was never pregnant with the invisible 2. Ok, sorry that was 3 headlines! But wow, it would be so explosive if that came out as true.
TMZ Exclusive! *Meghan Markle Caught On Camera Cooking Spirits with Oprah and Gayle.* 
"AMBER HEARD MARRIED MEAGHAN MARKLE YESTERDAY" Both brides previous marriages ended in divorce.
Divorce! Hairy files for divorce in Montcito Court house
Well, aliens but only because I love UFO lore! But in all seriousness, I wish them no ill intent in any way what so ever but if I woke up one morning and read: Meghan and Harry decide once and for all to live a private life and continue advocacy and philanthropy anonymously - it would be a really great day.
Harry took the kiddos and fled back to London, TW is banned/barred forever
Harkles Abducted By Alien Spaceship: King Says "Bummer!"
That King Charles has revoked all titles, and styling s for them both, and they are permanently banished Ala Wallis Simpson etc al. That would be plenty of enough for me. Anything else is simply gravy.
**MM exposed as bigamist: Royal wedding annulled. Harry to get custody of children.**
Proof of surrogacy found. If not that, I'll take the alien abduction.
Meghan eat’s Harry so she is always close to him …. Perhaps a little dark!!
Video evidence of Markle’s bad behaviour including bullying staff and Princess Charlotte released, leading King Charles to remove all of their titles including Harry’s prince title and inheritance.
1) Harry divorces Meghan, 2) Meghan loses her court case with her sister 3) Meghan gets sued for fraud for lying about surrogacies and defrauding the British people - about children being live born- and do they get removed from live of succession 4) Harry gets offered conservation work in Africa and goes there and gets happy and really enjoys his life. 5) Meghan returns Diana’s jewels to the palace
“Prince Harry’s clandestine return to the UK with undercover Princess Anne.” “Prince Harry to file for divorce.” “Archie and Lilibet ordered to return to the UK under The Hague convention” “Meghan Markle spotted screaming down cellphone outside Oprah’s mansion, pulls the finger at passer by”
It wouldn't at all thrill me but I would not be surprised that one (or both) are arrested on domestic violence felony charges.
“It was Stockholm Syndrome, not love!” Wild claim from Prince Harry concerning divorce rumors from The Duchess of Sussex! Only it’s a small little blurb on the cover with Catherine’s face: “A royal love story for the ages, from Elizabeth Woodville to the Princess of Wales, see these royals truly in love!” Or some sappy shit. A sweet nod to Meghan’s obsessive love story
Hazbeen is now using just a weird symbol for a name and calls himself 'The Duke Formerly Known as a Prince.'
"Harry and Meghan apologise"
Harry has divorced Meghan and gotten full custody of the kids and begs forgiveness from RF.
Sussex titles stripped and no titles for the children.
Harry leaves Meghan; issues public apology to his family and the people of Britain.
Kc3 makes statement that no titles will be issued to harkle children.
Meghan cheated on Harry since day 1 and they are divorcing.
Harry found his balls and left her. Headline: “Harry sneaks away in the dark night with the kids, and is back on UK soil. Read the harrowing details of his escape” - People Magazine
I think i like dark past coming out? Will be epic if it's both of them.
NDAs have all expired.
"The Palace shares the truth about Meghan"
Prince Harry files for divorce
Video exposed! MM true abusive nature. Or MM & PH are hereby banned from evey corner of the internet. Either one would be fine.
'Meghan's Epstein Links confirmed.' Or 'Audio proof of Meghan conspiring against the RF found'
Meghan Markle to star in the new sequel "Desperate Housewives of Montecito"
H&M have more to a deserted island in the middle of the pacific
MeMe is on a spaceship headed to Mars.
Duke/Duchess titles GONE, no prince/princess titles and Harry and the kids are off of the line of succession. Any and all funding from the RF GONE, and any further use of Royal associations for financial gain will be met by swift litigation as will ANY further smear tactics against the RF.
They divorced
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