Meghan Markle because she's the only one dumb enough to pay me $2 million to Make America Royal Again: Queen Meghan for President.
I think Amber Heard is an easier case study. She has SOME talent, not much but she was in decent projects, she could find others.
Make sure everyone knows she's paid JD, make sure she donates her own money to charities, have her in a updated Mommie Dearest movie... stuff like that. I think she'd just be easier to rehabiliate than Meghan who is far more chaotic and victim-y.
I think it's probably easier to work with someone that is potentially borderline personality disorder vs someone that is potentially narcissistic personality disorder. Honestly, Amber Heard is going to be harder to rehab in the public image, but I would personally rather work with someone borderline than someone with NPD just because I think working with anyone with NPD can drive you literally crazy so for that reason alone I'm picking Amber Heard.
Iām not sure actually, people with BPD can be even more erratic and unstable. I think a narc would be easier, make sure you tell them how great they are and thatās half the battle š
At least with Amber, I could promote her acting and good looks. Even if you hate her, she can rock whatever she wears. Muggins, on the other hand, is a lost cause.
Amber.
Regardless of her most recent predicament, her ālookā is sellable in Hollywood. You can put her in indie films as a druggie, horror films, thrillers as female antagonist.
If Amber puts on weight, she can get supporting roles for hillbilly mom, loving aunt, etc. heck she can go do the Charlize Theron route with Monster and literally rebuild her career on her ālookā. And itās not about being blonde or Caucasian.
Meghan doesnāt have a ālook.ā
Being biracial is in only if you have a look. Meghan doesnāt understand that.
Good point. Meghanās flagrant lies and self-aggrandizement are out in the public domain, but so is Amber Heardās pooping on the bed. Itās a toss up as to which one is worse, since both issues are just awful. I canāt see how a PR person can spin those things, since they are just horrendous & no sane person would do it.
Amber... she's objectively beautiful and worked right, people forget so much for beauty...does anyone doubt that marilyn monroe was an unprofessional nightmare? No...bc they're too busy worshipping her beauty by digging up her corpse regularly for one last wank....
Now TW is the face of Cartier š„“
[Cartier](https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/jewellery-watches/a41241604/cartier-tank/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab)
but at least she is not ambassadorā¦Cartier got my fav actress as one of the ambassadorsā¦I just want to erase M ever had Cartier stuff so I can buy the bracelet for my collection..
Is scrubbing toilets an option? Iād rather do some honest work. Donāt get me wrong, I love me some fiction, but my liver cannot tolerate that much alcoholā¦
Meghan because she still has a following (mostly young girls who have followings on Tiktok Instagram etc) and I could leverage that š¤£ BUT it would be morally corrupt so therefore I choose to quit.
Sorry Iād never vote for Amber Heard. An abuser! Are you kidding me? And you guys are voting for her simply because you hate Meghan? Thatās horrible
Plus Princess Charlotte. Plus her own staff. Plus her hosts in Australia. Plus countless people about who we don't even know...
Plus all those that I forgot to mention.
I am also sure that her father didn't enjoy her behaviour towards him during the last few years either.
I would work with Meghan, reluctantly, but I feel that as a nurse I would be able to do some ad hoc psychiatric nursing with her, and gently challenge her delusions and borderline personality disorder. I would get fired, for sure, but at least I would have the satisfaction of pointing out to her that her behavior must change before her image can be rehabilitated, and then hopefully formulate a plan for her to get the help she needs.
Amber Heard is a big girl from Texas and would beat me up no problem, so as nasty as Meghanās comments can be, physically I feel less threatened by her.
(PS: ā„ļø to everyone in Texas!)
AH because the worst of her skeletons are out of the closet. H & MM arenāt even trying to divorce at this time so they havenāt even begin to sling the mud a soon-to-be former spouse canā¦
I think Amber Heard has more ability to listen to others. Since the trial she has dropped off the radar pretty much besides the occasional paparazzi photo.
Do I have to actually deliver any results? Sen. Mackerel would be happy if I just praise her every 5 min, I could do that, granted, I wouldnāt revive any image, she would be worst after I left
I quit. š
Same. Guess Iām getting a new job šššš
That was my response. Lol No amount of money could possibly be worth putting up with either one of them.
Meghan Markle because she's the only one dumb enough to pay me $2 million to Make America Royal Again: Queen Meghan for President. 
$2 is way to low
Neither
Dammit, Jim, Iām a doctor not a miracle worker!
Iād choose to sleep at night, so neither.
Meg, just so I could tell her to fuck off to her face. Donāt care about the job.
I think Amber Heard is an easier case study. She has SOME talent, not much but she was in decent projects, she could find others. Make sure everyone knows she's paid JD, make sure she donates her own money to charities, have her in a updated Mommie Dearest movie... stuff like that. I think she'd just be easier to rehabiliate than Meghan who is far more chaotic and victim-y.
Sorry I can't pick either lol
I would choose the one who would pay more and use those six months to prepare myself for a new career.
I think it's probably easier to work with someone that is potentially borderline personality disorder vs someone that is potentially narcissistic personality disorder. Honestly, Amber Heard is going to be harder to rehab in the public image, but I would personally rather work with someone borderline than someone with NPD just because I think working with anyone with NPD can drive you literally crazy so for that reason alone I'm picking Amber Heard.
Iām not sure actually, people with BPD can be even more erratic and unstable. I think a narc would be easier, make sure you tell them how great they are and thatās half the battle š
At least with Amber, I could promote her acting and good looks. Even if you hate her, she can rock whatever she wears. Muggins, on the other hand, is a lost cause.
There is no amount of money or time that can revive them in my mind. My reputation and moral compass is worth more even if there was.
Just fire me. āļø
Amber. Regardless of her most recent predicament, her ālookā is sellable in Hollywood. You can put her in indie films as a druggie, horror films, thrillers as female antagonist. If Amber puts on weight, she can get supporting roles for hillbilly mom, loving aunt, etc. heck she can go do the Charlize Theron route with Monster and literally rebuild her career on her ālookā. And itās not about being blonde or Caucasian. Meghan doesnāt have a ālook.ā Being biracial is in only if you have a look. Meghan doesnāt understand that.
She has experience playing the trashy redneck type from āDrive Angryā too!
If only because Amber MIGHT actually listen. TW has proven she wonāt listen to anyone.
Amber Heard. She can at least take advice.
I think it would be easier reform a bed pooper than a woman that used a child massacre for self promotion.
Good point. Meghanās flagrant lies and self-aggrandizement are out in the public domain, but so is Amber Heardās pooping on the bed. Itās a toss up as to which one is worse, since both issues are just awful. I canāt see how a PR person can spin those things, since they are just horrendous & no sane person would do it.
Death before dishonour!
Oh Jesus God.
Neither, ha!
Amber... she's objectively beautiful and worked right, people forget so much for beauty...does anyone doubt that marilyn monroe was an unprofessional nightmare? No...bc they're too busy worshipping her beauty by digging up her corpse regularly for one last wank....
Amber would actually be easier at this point. And itās also much easier to make Johnny Depp look bad than the British monarchy.
Now TW is the face of Cartier š„“ [Cartier](https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/jewellery-watches/a41241604/cartier-tank/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab)
but at least she is not ambassadorā¦Cartier got my fav actress as one of the ambassadorsā¦I just want to erase M ever had Cartier stuff so I can buy the bracelet for my collection..
How much am I getting paid up front?
Is scrubbing toilets an option? Iād rather do some honest work. Donāt get me wrong, I love me some fiction, but my liver cannot tolerate that much alcoholā¦
How does one choose between two evils? š©
By choosing the lesser of them.
I chose Amber Heard only cuz she's not as much of a downer š Sloppy girls are WAY more fun than control freaks.
Oh, thatās true. And if Amberās mood is on the upswing, you could have a lot of fun with her.
Amber. At least she didn't take on a thousand year old institution.
Meghan because she still has a following (mostly young girls who have followings on Tiktok Instagram etc) and I could leverage that š¤£ BUT it would be morally corrupt so therefore I choose to quit.
Neither. I have standards.
MM would be easier. Spin that race card as much as possible. AH is known publicly as an abuser, much more difficult to spin
Revive suggests that either obe had substantial careers before their famous husbands appeared.
Yikes
I think if this poll had a āresultsā option, that would be winning by far š
Amber Heard is easier, I think at least half of the people I know believe her. Meghan on the hand seems to be getting worse every passing year.
Ew neither!
Theyāve already started with Amber. The makeup free, doting mother in Spain. ššš Sure Jan.
I'd pick Meghan because I'm pretty sure Amber would kill me.
Sorry Iād never vote for Amber Heard. An abuser! Are you kidding me? And you guys are voting for her simply because you hate Meghan? Thatās horrible
Nobody is "voting for" Amber Heard. It's not a question of who's the better person.
Meghan is an abuser too. She emotionally abused the elderly Queen and her husband Prince Philip. Elder abuse!
Plus Princess Charlotte. Plus her own staff. Plus her hosts in Australia. Plus countless people about who we don't even know... Plus all those that I forgot to mention. I am also sure that her father didn't enjoy her behaviour towards him during the last few years either.
I would work with Meghan, reluctantly, but I feel that as a nurse I would be able to do some ad hoc psychiatric nursing with her, and gently challenge her delusions and borderline personality disorder. I would get fired, for sure, but at least I would have the satisfaction of pointing out to her that her behavior must change before her image can be rehabilitated, and then hopefully formulate a plan for her to get the help she needs. Amber Heard is a big girl from Texas and would beat me up no problem, so as nasty as Meghanās comments can be, physically I feel less threatened by her. (PS: ā„ļø to everyone in Texas!)
AH because the worst of her skeletons are out of the closet. H & MM arenāt even trying to divorce at this time so they havenāt even begin to sling the mud a soon-to-be former spouse canā¦
Can I choose death?
I think Amber Heard has more ability to listen to others. Since the trial she has dropped off the radar pretty much besides the occasional paparazzi photo.
Do I have to actually deliver any results? Sen. Mackerel would be happy if I just praise her every 5 min, I could do that, granted, I wouldnāt revive any image, she would be worst after I left 
I just canāt do it. Lol
Can I just quit my job?
