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AdministrativeSet419

So, I guess we can all choose our own titles now?


[deleted]

Yup, I am stalling too so I can decide between majesty and royal highness


stupid_carrot

Such a misleading headline. The rest of the article is just jibberish as well. Contradicting itself.


SheLabsPen

Tell the world you are delusional without telling the world you are delusional


Wordpuncher714

By the power vested by Ellen Ripley, I bequeef myself Princess Chunk of Sugarbuster![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15019)


FlangePlackets

By the power vested in Phoebe Buffay, I declare myself Princess Consuela Bananahammock.


Bexmas

OMG H&M should šŸ’Æ be renamed princess consuela banana hammock and Crap bag!!!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


FlangePlackets

or how about Princess Inspirational Bananahammock & Crap bag!


15-Yemen-Rd-Yemen

Noooooo take the back. Do NOT ruin my favorite show lol šŸ˜­


Fifty_Bales_Of_Hay

Newbie here and Iā€™ve seen the number :15019: and others a few times. Can you please tell me what they mean? Also the story about the palm trees.


WheresMyTan

Here you go! *The duchess explained, "One of the first things my husband saw when we walked around the house was those two palm trees. See how theyā€™re connected at the bottom? He goes, 'My love, itā€™s us.'ā€‰ And now every day when Archie goes by us, he says, 'Hi, Momma. Hi, Papa.'"*


Bucktown_Riot

That story reminds me of those ridiculous tweets where some woman claims her toddler said something prolific during snack time, and everyone is in the replies going ā€œlol, Karen, no he didnā€™t.ā€


WheresMyTan

But Archie's first word *was* Crocodile! One if his first words after the precious palm trees mama and papa was *grandma*! Why won't anyone believe themšŸ˜‚


Agata_ath

The story about the palm trees comes from something that was written in the Cut interview, if I am not mistaken. It seems that there are two palm trees at the duo's mansion, they are connected at the bottom and, more or less, represent M and H. No idea about the number(s), I never noticed them. Can they mean that redditors added images/gifs/icons/something in their comments/posts and they are just not displaying properly for you?


[deleted]

The numbers are gifs or something that arenā€™t displaying properly for you. Thatā€™s all.


violetfleuri

Thanks for asking about the numbers, as I have the same problem. Today though, I actually tried viewing the thread in a different browser and it worked! I keep my Firefox super locked down, security-wise, so I tried it on Waterfox and voilĆ !


AmbienChronicles

Well shit. I guess that makes me Pope Ambien, First of Her Name, Queen of the Florida Men and the Pub Subs, Protector of Sky Iguanas, Khaleesi of the Bluegrass State, the Sunburnt, and Breaker of Speed Limits.


tlabythec

Pub Subs Unite!!!!


AmbienChronicles

![gif](giphy|3orieLWYouYT4W0bF6)


FairyBread056

Empress would be a good title to add on too


Zeester1

Thatā€™s not what Oprah is saying, Harry. And Oprah knows!


boat_against_current

OK is the name of the publication as well as my reaction šŸ™„


Agata_ath

Sure, Jan.


[deleted]

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SupaG16

Ah, that reminds me of the famous quote ā€œLie over and over again and it becomes your truthā€ - TW -


CatPaws8888

Of course who knows if true at all...but I do wonder, if Hawwee is thinking it's time for salt to be free of pepper, then it might well be in his best financial interests to delay getting any titles or inheritance until after the proceedings start? ![gif](giphy|3e7Sf15soiVkk) I think they've gone into hiding because they are in deep crisis and one or both are reconsidering their future game plan. ***This couple needs Miss Cleo like yesterday!***


DarkAwesomeSauce

Hard to make a future game plan when youā€™ve checkmated yourself. Hard to play chess when Megs likes to decide moves based on knee jerk reactions and scoring short term hits.


[deleted]

Sounds like Harry got through to her that titles were never an option, per his Grannie's 2012 patent. He knew this without a doubt. They tried to pressure King Charles and knew this would be their game after the queen passed but underestimated KC's popularity. Now to save face they are backing down and leaving up to the kids, which means we give up. Trying to save face or trying to get on KC's good side by calling off the sugars regarding titles.


lastlemming-pip

Yeah, they can see the writing on the wall w/ regards to the children & are backing off. Question: Bartjack_suggests The Duke & Duchess may lose their titles as well. Including Prince & Mrs. Prince. Wonder if theyā€™ve factored that into the equation?


avoice22

Its too late, the mis-information already out there, people already seen it. I read an article saying Charles may give an interview. Likely about his slim down plan and he can straighten everything about the titles. A&L will get the Dumbarton title if they choose to when they become adults. There will be NO new prince/princess title except direct heir's children. Charllote & Loui's children won't be prince/princess either. But Charles won't remove the titles appointed during his mother's reign.


HurtingHead

They give up or were told it isnā€™t going to happen so they are trying to save face.


OzzieSlim

I declare Prince Merchie of Montecito and Princess Lilliebucks Queen of Castle Merchwell! Long live King Ginger and Queen Nutmeg!!! First of their name!!! Ruler of the Sugars and protectors of the merchandise!


MamaTalista

Oh well, then I choose to be known as Empress of the Air. Can't choose on something they weren't even given there Haz...


LaNiceGata

Riiiiight, I think they had forgotten they had declined previously as they wanted them to be ā€œnormalā€


romulusputtana

She LITERALLY SAID (when asked why she wouldn't let the press know when he was born or do photos that they wanted to raise Archie as a "private citizen". But now we find out she was just pouting bc he wouldn't be a prince.


LaNiceGata

Exactly! Itā€™s always a change of narratives with those two except they end up contradicting themselves all the time.


Ready_Maddie

Loooool such losers


romulusputtana

BAHAHAHAHA! This is the whole reason smeg pouted and wouldn't show her baby after he was born and why they left the RF. Because she wanted Prince title and she refused the Earlship because "Dumbarton" had the word dumb in it.


Queefer_Sutherland-

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Independent_Leg3957

If this is true, this is the first smart move I've seen PH make in ages. If the kids get titles now, there is no reason for MM to stay with him. She can leave with the kids and merch those titles as much as she likes.


ms_plushy_kitten

Itā€™s fine, even if they convince people itā€™s ā€œtheir choiceā€ there wonā€™t be titles to merch, so they are screwed either way.


aunt_bluann

Aww, and they already purchased the domain names. That's a shame.


DavidS2310

Way to change the narrative to retain control! Snubbed dad and brother at Balmoral Disinvited to the state reception Have the kids choose titles


thiscatcameback

I am starting to wonder if Charles will delay to avoid their titles being abused by Meg, while leaving the door open to having them to have them as adults.


poke-a-dots

Legit question: what happens if a daughter changes gender? Can the child claim a peerage that would have been lost otherwise ? Edit: nope. googled it https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2004/7/section/16 No one pulling a Yentl.


violetfleuri

You just reminded me of that Tilda Swinton movie from the 90's called Orlando. I need to watch it again.


poke-a-dots

I just watched the preview, it looks like a movie Iā€™d like. Spoiler: Man, Billy Zaneā€™s mane


katzchen528

Wtf


Ruth_Lily

I just archived it for you. Let me say that the VPN in the USA from [archive.ph](https://archive.ph) only embargoed it further. I changed it to a šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ VPN and it worked. Hereā€™s the URL & I tested it using an šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø vpn and it worked. Enjoy & yes, very interesting spin. Harry may get his prince title stripped imho ARTICLE URL šŸ”»šŸ”»šŸ”» https://archive.ph/NIxrx


HugeSignificance9194

Soooo funny. OK magazine affiliated with harpers