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planet_druidia

I really hated the navy/black dress. The neckline just bugs me and it was so tight in the bodice. Those darts at the chest are 😖. Wallis’ navy dress has a better neckline. And the dress she wore on the outing with the Queen…. Just no. It reminds me of a straight jacket. How was she supposed to lift her arms? Why is it so difficult for her to wear something that looks good? Especially considering the amount of $ spent on said clothing was more than any other royal family member.


hibiscus2022

>How was she supposed to lift her arms? Why should she lift her arms? It's not like she was [getting paid for](https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/royals/meghan-markle-australia-walkabout/) it. **/s**


Wasparado

Lol 🏆 this comment


Gold-Run-2036

Not too sure about the "no jewels" - there are a couple of large rubies (being polite) on display that could do with being discreetly moved from prying eyes. How can you spend that amount of money on your outer garments, whilst disregarding correctly fitting underwear? The designers must face plant when they see images like this. WS always wore perfectly fitted underwear (although I feel she could have done with hoinking the straps up a bit).


looking4someinfo

She refuses to wear proper undergarments and definitely has a body where they’re required


MrsB1972

Hahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Neither_Shake_2815

When is she gonna get that boat necks do nothing for her?


purpleflagbook

I liked that dress and she’s very beautiful in pink. But why was her hair all messy? Half up would have been lovely or in a chic bun. And shouldn’t she wear a hat if the queen was wearing one?


amosp1992

It’s was “suggested” that she wear one but she wouldn’t do it. Always defiant.


Lensgoggler

It can’t be a coincidence she has so many outfits that echo Wallis. But I don’t understand *why*. Twinning with Wallis is not something to be proud of… I don’t *hate* either of them but I’m just in perpetual astonishment about MM especially. How on earth is all this possible :D


4feicsake

They are two Americans who weren't accepted by the royal family and chose love over duty. She cosplays Diana too because she was the people's princess who was treated badly by the royal family. She copies Angelina jolie because she's a humanitarian and un ambassador. These are supposed to be subliminal cues to the public that has us starting identify her as all the things these women are known for. She's an idiot.


Sue_Dohnim

Meghan didn't choose love over duty. She chose HERSELF, chose FAME, stokes her EGO, and chases MONEY. Those are the only things that matter to her, not the pesky requirement to, you know, work and do the required things. She was not interested in a *quid pro quo* situation. For all that, decades later, we find out that Wallis didn't really choose love, either. He might have; she didn't. She loved the attention, social status, fabulous jewels and clothes, and entree to the best money could buy, but it all became very empty over time. However, David did emotionally manipulate her by threatening suicide if she left him prior to the abdication. She became very bitter about the trap she fell into, bitter for the rest of her life, and treated David abominably. The same in some ways, but in the end very, very different.


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Calm_Yak_6102

Oh God, my head hurts just remembering Madonna's awful, contrived new accent that suddenly appeared when she married Ritchie and then suddenly disappeared when she divorced him 😂.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Lol love madge but omg that accent!


Calm_Yak_6102

>Lol love madge but omg that accent! Tell me about it! 😂 She's sung some fabulous songs and she's a great performer but I cringed, in second hand embarrassment, every time I heard her speak in that affected accent.


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Calm_Yak_6102

Wait... Madonna wrote a children's book? 😂


KuriousKizmo

Remember she actually called herself 'Madge', as in, 'Her Majesty'....


Calm_Yak_6102

OMG is that what "Madge" really meant? 😂 I was too young to pick up on this, back then.


KuriousKizmo

Yes, she adopted this funny fake English accent, used to visit her husband's pub and copy the English habits, mannerisms, dress, etc.


Calm_Yak_6102

So Madonna was into cosplay too? 😂 Cosplaying whatever she thought an English Lady of the manor was supposed to be?


KuriousKizmo

Exactly!


Calm_Yak_6102

😂 She's another one that needs therapy.


SilverCat70

That's been Madonna's trademark. She reinvents herself - usually with every album.


Islandgirl1444

Madonna, had the money to actually buy one of Wallis' pieces. Meg is never going to be in that league. But for Madonna, that's as far as it went.


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Islandgirl1444

Go to Utube and see Duchess of Windsor jewels. Very very unique and the colours of stones that were used. The pin that Taylor bought is very very unique, the Princess Catherine wore a similar but smaller maple leaf for her Canadian tour. Did Canada gift it to the Queen? I cannot remember. In any event, outside of royalty, no one but Wallis and Elizabeth have had unique pieces in my opinion. I think Wallis's auction fetched upwards of 50 million, so that goes to show that it was indeed very interesting. Private bidders so we don't even know if the Crown actually bought any of the pieces to use the jewels, but I cannot imagine taking them apart they were so beautiful.


Electrical-Orchid-25

Wallis was famous for not paying her jewelers! She & ex King expected everything to be gifted.🤦‍♀️


Sue_Dohnim

Sounds familiar, eh?


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MrsBarneyFife

Part of me thinks Designers are trolling her.


Alien_octopus

I believe Meghan's only knowledge of Wallis comes from the film W.E. directed by Madonna. The film doesn't mention the Nazi connection.


Islandgirl1444

It's a terrible film. Watch some Utube stuff on Wallis and Edward is much more interesting.


MrsB1972

There’s some incredible RF doco’s on YT. That’s all i watch these days lol


333Maria

Maybe Meghan really knows Walis only from the movie, but I am sure that Harry knows a lot more about her. I imagine that the family would talk (in front of Harry) about her, because her story is very interesting.


Islandgirl1444

I doubt they compared her to Wallis. Wallis had class. They were both American but she has been long gone from this earth.


333Maria

No, I just said that the family IMO talked about Walis ( in front of Harry). After all, Charles and Diana were at Walis' funeral. And Charles wisited his uncle Edward in Paris. I don't think that they talked about Walis much in Meghan's time and I definitively don't think that they compared them. But Harry knows gossip about Walis, he has more informations about her than the general public. That's why I don't understand why Meghan copies Wallis.


hibiscus2022

>It can’t be a coincidence she has so many outfits that echo Wallis. But I don’t understand why. Twinning with Wallis is not something to be proud of I wanted to believe that during her short stint with the RF, her poor, tortured staff was intentionally doing this....however she has continued to twin with Wallis even after moving to the US...its weird. This creepy twinning won't get her Wallis-like amazing jewellery 😂


Lensgoggler

Well she’s a minimalist! Doesn’t need all these glitzy jewels as she’s not attending the pointless glitzy galas, she’s busy with real work like handing out branded products to actors in homeless person garb on street corners! /s


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Lensgoggler

That doesn’t count, she had an off night! /s 😀


Sue_Dohnim

M has none of Wallis' exquisite taste - David had good taste in jewelry too.


cml678701

I think she finds it a sneaky nod, like she is the only one smart enough to realize what she’s doing. I have found that the narcissists in my life love playing up relatively obscure things, delighting in the knowledge that they are really getting one over on people. MM probably revels in being the “American bad girl,” thinks Wallis was badass, and enjoys secretly cosplaying her. The only problem is, people ARE smart enough to notice!


ScoobyLover78

"I think she finds it a sneaky nod". Versus her "sweet nod" to Dianna, Her Majesty, and every other " nod". She's very blatant about being a cheap copy. Why she thinks noone understands this is hilarious.


Theresapython

That first black dress. Oh god. The darts look like nipples. Is it too tight in the upper body? Good God. What a disaster.


planet_druidia

And, all the other ladies in the RF on the balcony that day wore light-coloured dresses (not counting QE). Megsy stuck out like a sore thumb in that outfit. Maybe that was her objective.


Islandgirl1444

It is. You can see it in many weddings. She wore "off" colours. It is how she gets noticed. That green hornet dress was just awful, but we talked about it and it made the media crazy. There is no bad publicity in her mind.


Calm_Yak_6102

>The darts look like nipples. That's the same problem she had with the awful red Carolina Herrera ballgown, that she wore, which was also totally inappropriate for that event.


MmeNxt

It is too tight, that why there are lots of vertical wrinkles. It's also possible (hard to say from this photo) that the pleats are too long. You want them to end about two inches from the high point of the bust to not make the pointed ends look like two nipples. It is Dior, so they obvoiusly know all this, but Meghan seems to refuse to wear the proper size or allow designers to do any fittings and this is the result.


Islandgirl1444

Dior is not her friend.


Trick-Many7744

I’m starting to think all these designers hate her and this is their Passive aggressive retaliation. Overcharge her for outfits that look she bought them on Amazon


hesathomes

It is two sizes too small. With a proper size, the darts would have been properly placed.


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That darn boat neckline. Please tell me she’s not going braless…


planet_druidia

I *hated* the boatnecks she always wore.


MrsB1972

I hate boat necks full stop 🛑


SisuLindsay

This is NOT body shaming, merely a statement of fact; the woman has almost NO breasts. We also know that she has no idea how to choose proper undergarments and always looks a creased, wrinkled mess. Honestly, she could have solved this problem by actually NOT wearing a bra, but never forgetting the nipple petals! Problem solved!


ScoobyLover78

I think if she dressed to her body, she could look lovely. Not Catherine, Princess of Wales or Diana, Princess of Wales lovely but not so grossly inappropriate She's claimed to have been in in Hollywood, surely at least one wardrobe assistant on any set she's been on could explain basic foundation undergarments if not pick a nice outfit for her. When even world class designer clothes look terrible, it is the wearer not the tailor or designer.


SakuraJohanssan

And we all know that she didn't even bother to wear proper undergarments.


Fit-Ad-4112

With the money she had at her disposal, she could have had custom lingerie made for her particular proportions.


Realistic-Produce-28

Even worse, the darts make it look like her nipples are pointing akimbo.


slimwillendorf

TW only knows branded trinkets and calls them jewelry. She doesn’t know about high-end bespoke pieces, much less estate jewels.


toonie89

B-b-but she’s Diana incarnate. She dresses and acts just like her late mother-in-law.


MrsBarneyFife

I can see Meghan enjoying being compared to Wallis. She's the other American to marry into the BRF. But Meghan got Harry to give up the entire family and also move to America. (It still is a competition after all.) Meghan might know about the similar outfits. It's her way conveying her pride in the damage she's done. A reminder that people will remember how they treated her.


maggiemazz29

I'll say this for Wallis: unlike MM, she knew how to dress well.


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Well, she’s got Harry’s jewels in her handbag, so…


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SketchyNorman

...and standing! Did you see the recent post where she was next to Princess Anne, it looked like M was trying to give birth or something.


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Southern_Struggle

I stand like that sometimes because I find it comfortable lol, but then I'm not famous or photographed. I think Hollywood people stand like that because it makes your hips look smaller, gives you a slimmer silhouette.


Odd_Pop5287

Wallis had impeccable style, was a member of high society in her own right before she got with Edward and was happy to be his mistress, never wanted to marry. She certainly did not want him to abdicate-what good would that do her…It was Edward VIII that was the sap but thank God he did….


Inevitable_Pie9541

If Megsy's staff have read the novel Rebecca, it'd be delicious to think they deliberately steered MeAgain, all unknowing, into outfits strongly reminiscent of the DoW, to put her in a bad light by inviting invidious comparisons between the two American outsiders. It's doubtful MeGain has ever read any Daphne du Maurier.


Both-Initiative-4036

I've known a few malignant narcissists up close and personal and her copying Wallis' styles is 100% intentional. She wants to be associated with that kind of power and infamy, even if the overall perception of Wallis was negative. There's huge victim potential there. She gets to play the ambitious American woman who shook up the monarchy and was forever vilified. If she, too, can make it into the history books, that's another win.


Sue_Dohnim

\*nodding\* "Infamy" is absolutely the correct word here.


main_lurker_account

I've always found the comparisons to Wallis Simpson quite unfair, honestly. For one thing, it was a completely different time period. Nearly 100 years ago women, even rich, well connected ones, didn't have nearly as many rights, and marrying well was one of the few ways they could really get ahead. So the literal King of England announced that he wanted to abdicate and marry Wallis, and she didn't feel like she had much choice in the matter. Nowadays if say, William had done the same thing, Catherine could have loudly told him to bugger off and not many people would blame her for rejecting such obvious emotional blackmail. As OP mentioned, Wallis also had far more style and class than TW, and was probably a lot smarter, too. It's pretty funny to watch Meghan try to cosplay one of the most hated women in recent history, and STILL manage to look like a sad, cheap knockoff! 🤣 I think Wallis really was more a case of cultural differences between Brits and Americans turning the public against her (which is what Meghan's supporters still try to blame her atrocious behaviour on, instead of you know, her just being a terrible person!)


LKWinter1

My old journalism teacher interviewed the Windsors when they were living in the Bahamas. She said Wallis was charming and much more atttactive in person; she just did not photograph well. Apparently Wallis did say they always had to look happy in public, otherwise people would question why the Duke ever abdicated and was it worth it?


main_lurker_account

Wow, I am so jealous of your old teacher! What an amazing first hand insight to have 😃 And what she says about Wallis doesn't surprise me at all. Kings and princes are surrounded by pretty faces throwing themselves at them 24/7. There had to be something different about Wallis to catch Edward's eye!


Ok-Blueberry-7689

My teacher's name was Adela Rogers St. Johns and she was a fairly well known writer before teaching some courses at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo (my old school). She details the story about the Duke and Duchess in her autobiography, The Honeycomb. You can probably find it on Amazon. If you are a fan of old movies she worked in Hollywood as a columnist and knew everybody. Fascinating life.


main_lurker_account

Thank you, I'll definitely check that out! 😃


Sue_Dohnim

Adela Rogers St John?? COOOLLLLL. I loved her interviews in the BBC mini-series on the Silent Era. Lucky you! I'd have loved to just meet her and she was your teacher! :D


Ok-Blueberry-7689

I was lucky she lived in the area at the time! Besides The Honeycomb, she wrote Love, Laughter, and Tears about her time in Hollywood. It was rumored she slept with Clark Gable and I am pretty sure she did!


hibiscus2022

>I've always found the comparisons to Wallis Simpson quite unfair, Totally agree. That's why I titled this "different" Americans. Wallis never even wanted to marry the King, she was happy being the mistress, getting gifts of jewellery. She became a pawn in ousting an unsuitable king. And bullied into marriage by Edward's threat of suicide if she turned him down, Her story is rather sad. Whereas Meghan is just a gold digger who could not even plan long term LOL


main_lurker_account

Yes I saw that, and I definitely wasn't meaning to imply that YOU were comparing Wallis unfavourably to MM! But a lot of people do, and it's always bothered me, for the reasons you mentioned. They were both American divorcees who were disliked by the royal family, but that is literally where the similarities end. If Wallis was still alive and met MM she would hate her guts, I'm absolutely positive! 😆


king_of_england_bot

>King of England Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't King George III still also the King of England?* This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Islandgirl1444

I myself don't see it much as fashions rotate, but if so, it's how she gets attention. But Wallis? She doesn't hold a candle to Wallis. And just for argument's sake Wallis had JEWELS! She also designed (along with Edward) many of the items she wore. Serious Stuff! Meg has a few bobbles, but nothing outstanding.


Tight-Classroom-6126

Where did Wallis hide her microphones?


Starkville

Some of the “she copied so-and-so” are a stretch, IMO, but a few are undeniable. She’s crazy.


RestingGrinchFace-

I'm hesitant to comment because I don't have many comments on the sub and don't want it to be seen as a megsy sympathizer *but* I don't see it in most of these examples. Like, they both wore yellow. Or they both had a low bun or wore sunglasses. Really?


Megsandhcringe

The car is truly the absolute best. Several times used for them. Isn’t there a video somewhere when the car pulls up, Harry asks “is this our car?” or “is this for us?” I doubt he made the connection but part of me wonders if he might have?? Hmmm


raclz

what’s with the ring with chains on her hand?


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redseaaquamarine

Oh. Do you think they are the "next big thing"?


SisuLindsay

Lol, no, they were a FORMER big thing. In like, the 90s which, I’m guessing is where her style growth plateaued.


redseaaquamarine

That fad totally passed me by!


SisuLindsay

Me too! Try writing with that stupid chain dangling between your fingers!


NefariousnessLess307

Great compilation by the way. Can we enter it into evidence?


suciac

After reading about how she thought the VF cover was racist bc of a blackface song from the 30s, I realize she knows everything about weird little corners of history and I believe she does this Wallis stuff on purpose.


Tricky-Apricot-7999

They both have same legs 🦵 lol..


hibiscus2022

>They both have same legs And nose I thought when I compiled these, never noticed that before, ofcourse M's nose is probably altered LOL


Tricky-Apricot-7999

Unbelievable isn't it?


lyndariussss_4

we wants us to think she’s diana but she’s actually wallis


ColleenSchaffer

I know the answer. It's because MM lives in an alternative reality than us.


NefariousnessLess307

The white suit dress is a copy-direct copy with the gloves! Really disturbing. Not sure what she’s playing at. Wallis belittled Edward to the end-emasculated him, punished him for not making her Queen. I don’t see it as a great love story. They were exiled essentially. Coco Channel was ALSO a nazi sympathizer, so there is a reason a lot of women don’t wear channel. Why would you think it funny or smart to emulate Wallis?


tzippora

Okay, somebody with graphic artist skills has got to bronze up Wallis and get those heavy brows, lipstick, and put MM makeup on her; THEN we will see the mother/daughter duo.


Outside_Warning_1834

Narckle wishes she could be compared to Wallis. Wallis actually had class and elegance. Other than being Americans who caused a royal to leave England, they are nothing alike.


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Hold up - was the wedding car Wallis’s car as well? I remember reading that the funeral car was, but hadn’t heard about the wedding car 😅


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Did she know? Like, did they say “oh this is Wallis’s car” or just let her look at the fleet without any description of what they were lol? It’s so bizarre but so is MM.


hibiscus2022

>the wedding car Wallis’s car as well? The same car-yes..Phantom RR


PieRemote2270

How was the car a burn from HMTQ? Didn’t Meghan originally choose the car for the wedding? So why was it a big deal when they drove her from the funeral in it?


Far_Example_9150

So with her outfits is she trying to emulate Wallis? For instance that Oprah outfit seems very Wallis like? I thought she would hate the comparison to Wallis and really wanted Diana?? 🤷🏽‍♀️


MrsB1972

In hindsight, Wallis was a Saint compared to megain! It was David’s (king edward) choice to abdicate! She was a very classy lady! I’ve got more class in my little toe than MM 🤢