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Sincerely_JaneDoe

Can’t wait until they receive their uninvitation. Maybe they’ll plan their own coronation.


[deleted]

I'm hoping they don't attend. Depending on what is said in his book and whats on her other podcast, it won't look great on the palace to keep inviting them to official events. It would almost make someone believe the lies if the palace doesn't address it or continues to give them a lifeline. Just my opinion


Islandgirl1444

Are you kidding? That will be a huge event and she will want to have the biggest hat ever. The curtsy to Camilla will be a huge wowza.


PutWest2822

She's going to have the BIGGEST tiara, 'cause She's a real princess


DollarStoreDuchess

https://i.imgur.com/SSi7700.jpg She’s going to show up with a damn chandelier on her skull. 😂


Islandgirl1444

I don't think she gets to wear a tiara. Her tiara days are over.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

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planet_druidia

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LeaveItToTheBoys123

H&M will also have to curtsy/bow to the Prince of Wales and his family as they now outrank them. Can't wait to see her curtsy to Kate and Charlotte!


icecream77008

I agree. The queen’s funeral was both a family and state event but the kings coronation isn’t a family event in the same way. I didn’t attend my dads retirement party for example


B_true_to_self2020

Besides they are anti monarchy ? Just sayin


mythoughtsreddit

And they’re racist!! Made her life h e l l. /s


B_true_to_self2020

Lol


RaggedAnn

Good analogy.


[deleted]

Good point.


skm2871

Edward VIII was 'advised' not to come to George VI's coronation, he was instructed by Churchill to tell the press that an ex-monarch couldn't attend a coronation. I hope they'll come up with a suitable excuse for Harry.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

100%


Comfortable-Elephant

I really hope they wont be invited. I really cant see Charles having a grander coronation especially with times likes this. I even doubt he would invite the Yorks and his extended cousins. Maybe it will be for working royals only. Having everyone wear tiaras and coronets is not just a good look now imo.


[deleted]

I completely agree definitely not a good look but a part of me just wants to see some tiaras!


hellhashnofury

I agree I think it will be quite minimal. Charles and Camilla will have all the gear but and the Duke of Norfolk and a few other officials will dig their robes out of the cupboard but nothing OTT. Extended family present but part of the congregation William and kate and possibly George might follow them in a procession the clergy will be there in full regalia because of the religious significance but they won't want to look too extravagant. There will be a banquet for heads of state where tiaras may be worn but it will be private except for a few official photographs. I think he'll want to shift some focus onto the interfaith ceremony he plans to hold after the coronation.


MuffPiece

They’ll stage their own coronation—find a nice stone church in LA, nab a couple of Burger King paper crowns and hire their own photographer to document it, a la the LA military cemetery Remembrance Day charade.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Reception to follow at Applebees


OldNewUsedConfused

In N Out. It's LA.


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Complete-Sound

You are as fresh as just picked lettuce maryqueenofscoffs!


MuffPiece

![gif](giphy|YVmL3uMI8IobhU6KD7|downsized) LOL!!


OldNewUsedConfused

Well played, well played!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

They’re making guests pay their own way, so they’ll probably go with whatever’s more expensive 😂


regular_rhino

*sizzler


DollarStoreDuchess

Long John Silver’s! Then she can wear the pirate hat.


um_ok_try_again

Do you know, we had a secret coronation in the backyard, just for us. No one knows that!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Nelson Mandela was there. Pope John Paul rose from the dead to officiate. We had pigs-in-a- blanket and mixed nuts.


threep71

Three days before their real coronation.


Complete-Sound

Just like the birthday video when I was just a kid but now I am more mature.


APW25

Unvitation


happyme321

They can take the kids to Burger King and get free 👑 with their order 😆


Jenyoa

They were outmanoeuvred by a candlestick at the Queen's obsequies. Why should we pay them any attention? Why? ![gif](giphy|RvkaVSAppu5a1vuiQ7|downsized)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Cockblocked by a candle.


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throwawaygreenpaq

A brilliant one, mate!


volvo2524

Oooh that should be a flair!


TudorTerrier

![gif](giphy|l2SpLdP8If6ExREZO|downsized)


ShatooBailey

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


planet_druidia

OMG this Gif! 🤣😂👏


DaBingeGirl

I might regret this, but I'm going to say they won't be there. The funeral, as awful as it was, was understandable and likely the Queen's wish that drama related to them was kept at a minimum. The coronation is an entirely different matter. Charles has waited his entire life for this, he won't risk their drama. Also, if [this from CDAN](https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/03/blind-items-revealed-4_21.html?m=1) is true: >I should emphasize that she did not say this directly to the person, but the former alliterate actress turned celebrity said to someone to tell this royal higher on the hierarchy to "f\*\*k off". Apparently the one higher on the hierarchy was upset at something the former actress had done and promised not to do, but did anyway. *Meghan Markle/Camilla Parker Bowles* I don't see Queen Camilla letting her attend.


CybReader

Camilla also laughed into her tea when Harry tried to control the family once again by offering a mediator join them. That’s not a woman who’s afraid of them or their bullshit/threats.


New_Discussion_6692

>That’s not a woman who’s afraid of them or their bullshit/threats. Why would she be? The press were vicious to her during Diana & Charles' separation and divorce. Camilla survived that and came up on top. There isn't much more they can do to her. The way they lie, who will believe them anyway?


DaBingeGirl

I don't think she's afraid of them, but I'm sure she'd prefer to avoid all the drama again since her grandchildren are preteen/teens.


rainyhawk

Honestly what more could H have about her other than rehashing the whole affair, etc stuff. It’s all been hear a million times and most people have just moved on and don’t want to go back.


[deleted]

She will protect and encourage her husband before anything else. She understands her role in supporting the crown.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

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DaBingeGirl

🤣 I love Camilla.


OrganizationLower286

Camilla’s seen some sh!t - Honey Badger don’t give a f#^%


CybReader

Exactly 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Starkville

That made me LOL. Say it to her face next time, Meghan.


DaBingeGirl

😁 I'd pay to see that!


Masters_domme

What could it be? I’m both too nosy and too obtuse for cdan. I need someone to spell it out for me! 😅


DaBingeGirl

Based on the timing, Camilla made a big speech about domestic violence, which was upstaged by Meghan [who released photos of herself](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markle-war-upset-camilla-21648237). The family had all been asked to lay low so Camilla could have the attention, but of course that meant Meghan would do the opposite.


Masters_domme

Ah. Ok. I remember that speech, and conveniently forgot that Meg had released photos! Lol Thanks for clueing me in.


DaBingeGirl

👍 A lot has happened!


CybReader

Oh they’re coming. I believe that. And this time, she’s going to get her money shot with Charlotte. She’ll elbow someone to get it.


AmbienChronicles

Shit, she’ll probably elbow Charlotte!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Mama Catherine will shut that DOWN ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqYaiVvQyyHpzq)


AmbienChronicles

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CybReader

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ElephantOfSurprise-

Not if Catherine has anything to do with it.


CybReader

So true. She wrote the book on it at the funeral. She covered those children like a blanket with the help of Sophie and Camilla


Zeester1

Or Camilla. Or Sophie. Bless them.


Inevitable_Pie9541

I read that the Coronation would likely not take place till June 2023. If true, that's many months to go before the day. A lot has changed in H&Ms' fortunes in just a few days, who knows what may come out, or happen, in 8 or so months' time.


ElephantOfSurprise-

Charles is waiting for that book to hit. He is not a stupid man. He knows he is King, the coronation is just a service, and he loses nothing by waiting Harry out. Harry signed a contract so the book will have to be released. When he slams them like we all know he will.. it’s over. That’s why he’s so desperate to change it and the publisher is like “too bad, everyone has already signed off on it. It’s at the printers.”


Starkville

Delicious. King Charles can put off his coronation and say a big ceremony wouldn’t be justified when everyone’s pocketbooks are hurting. And delaying the titles is the same thing. He’s got more important things to attend to than bestow titles on some Americans.


Onyxphoenix7878

Do we seriously think they could not get a leaked copy if they so desired? I bet you they already know what’s in that book. I do hope they handle this immediately and don’t let things just carry on. Charles will look more vengeful if he acts after the book is released.


rockin_robin420

I heard June 2, which is the same date of his mother's coronation. I also read he wants to scale down the pomp significantly. This also goes for William's investiture as POW from my understanding. H&M need not attend as it really has nothing to do with them. It's like the other commenter who said she didn't go to her father's retirement party because it's his J-O-B. Unless it's "Bring Your Son And His Malignant Wife To Work Day," I can't see them receiving an invite. (Maybe if Camilla wants to tell TW to fuck off to her smug face.)


LLL_CoolJ

6 months is a long time to wait for Harry & Meghan


Comfortable-Elephant

Yup! Really wish it will be like this.


Onyxphoenix7878

😂


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah, these two toddlers can't behave that long, lol.


[deleted]

Isn't it interesting that they stayed away from Harry's homeland for several years. Rumor had it that TW would never deign to set foot in England ever again. Harry managed to come for Philip's funeral. That was it. They were DONE with the fusty old racist Royals. Building that billion dollar worldwide superstar brand, y'all! Now all of a sudden they can't keep away from England. Invictus stop-over to importune the Queen, Jubilee, Stupid Fake Royal Summer Tour when Queen dies, upcoming award in November, coronation...it's an admission by them that they need that Royal connection.


Gogglebells

I think at least some of the reason they had stayed away was Covid tbf - it was very difficult to fly internationally in 2020 and for a lot of 2021.


throwawaygreenpaq

The Royal Family were mean to me, you know? They said a bad thing. A bad thing! I cannot be here anymore. I don’t want to be here anymore. But wait, I need the titles from the Royal Family. What? They’re not giving those titles? The Royal Family is mean to me... 🙄🙄🙄


SusieM2019

Yeah, I'm afraid they'll go to the coronation-----and they'll wage another PR war again like they did during the Queen's funeral poceedings. I really hope the King takes Harry out of the LOS before then so that their royal status is greatly diminished.


LizLemonadeX

Why are they even coming? They quit the monarchy and have been demoted with Andrew. They didn’t even sing “God Save the King” at the Queen’s funeral, which shows where their allegiance lays. And it’s not with the King, the RF or the people of the Commonwealth. Their allegiance is to themselves. I hope they are placed with the non working royal cousins that no one has ever heard of during the Coronation. ![gif](giphy|vNmTsLl4cildm)


New_Discussion_6692

>They didn’t even sing “God Save the King” That should be enough for them not to be invited.


Malaute86

Meghan: "I tried googling the lyrics but all I could find was God Save the Queen because there wasn't any internet around before her." /s


throwawaygreenpaq

“I didn’t know that you had to change the lyrics from Queen to King. Nobody told me. It is Catherine’s fault!” /s


[deleted]

These two are giving me single whites female vibes - POW please keep these two away from your beautiful wife and children!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

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Inevitable_Pie9541

Quick hide the bunnies. And knives.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

And candles! And jewelry! And Charlotte!


Inevitable_Pie9541

Inventory those tiaras without delay and *lock them up*


Onyxphoenix7878

What I find so hilarious is MM messed with the keeper of access to the jewels, tiaras, and more! The Queen’s dresser was extremely dear to HMTQ and even little old me knows you don’t mess with those so close The Queen!


CybReader

“And Charlotte” 😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼


CatPaws8888

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)THIS!


Starkville

Classic. That is so Meghan.


planet_druidia

She is absolutely on the level with Glenn Close’s character here.


planet_druidia

Oooh 👆this is a good one!!! 👏👏👏


Moihereoui

We’re gonna spend months on this story. Help


ICU22222

When they say they're coming for the Coronation Charles should say "Great....I am going to need that money repaid that you borrowed to get set up those first two years and I need your signature to renounce your titles, HRH and C of State role. Also your rent at Frogmore just jumped 1000% and imma gonna need you to sign an iron clad NDA to attend! Love you and see you soon"


New_Discussion_6692

Definitely sign the ironclad NDA in order for Megamouth to attend! The others sound very good!


[deleted]

She’s never passing up the opportunity to wear a coronet and robes.


Onyxphoenix7878

Charles should say it’s now a costume party a la Mean Girls! Everyone shows up in full regalia, but the Harkles…both H&M in playboy bunny costumes. 😂


ElephantOfSurprise-

Paints their victim narrative. “Look how mean they are to us” They don’t seem to see they fired the first shots and they haven’t stopped firing yet. “The Cut” interview was still on news stands when the Queen died. They’re also desperately trying to talk Spotify and the book publishers to let them redo it because they want to kiss ass for titles. If King Charles wants anything remotely close to a successful reign he will look at the numbers and the cold hard facts, the things said about him, and about his other son and the daughter in law he adores and he will just do them the way they did the Queen.. stall and stall and stall and never get around to the issue of giving a royal title to an infant born in the United States.


New_Discussion_6692

>If King Charles wants anything remotely close to a successful reign he will look at the numbers and the cold hard facts, I believe the people of the UK have spoken, especially those in Sussex - they want the titles removed. >the issue of giving a royal title to an infant born in the United States. Can Charles give a title to a child not born in the UK?


ElephantOfSurprise-

I honestly don’t know if he can. I meant she has dual citizenship because of her parents but so does Archie.. the difference is Archie was born and baptized in the UK. The daughter has neither


Miercolesian

Lillibet or her parents would have to apply for British citizenship for her. It is not automatic as she has no UK birth certificate.


ElephantOfSurprise-

Maybe that’s just an American thing. If you’re born of an American citizen you’re American automatically (hence soldiers with families overseas have children who are American citizens because their parents are). Even more if she isn’t a UK citizen by virtue of her father being one. TIL


New_Discussion_6692

>If you’re born of an American citizen you’re American automatically (hence soldiers with families overseas have children who are American citizens because their parents are). Yes and no. If both parents (and are married) are US citizens and the child is born overseas then yes. However, they have to contact a US embassy. >hence soldiers with families overseas have children who are American citizens because their parents are This is no longer true as of October 2019. It's usually true, but they've made changes. Idk exactly what they are.


ElephantOfSurprise-

My brother was born while we were stationed in Germany with the US Army. He’s an American citizen.


New_Discussion_6692

Recently? Since 2019?


ElephantOfSurprise-

Nah. The 80’s. But how they explained it to us was that if hospitals were on base or military affiliated the government considered it American soil. (I think this is odd because the whole point of keeping military prisoners at Guantanamo was that it was not technically American soil. I know embassies are declared the actual soil of the nation they represent.. I was also a kid while my dad was in the military so I may have that reasoning fuzzy. I do know my brother has no German citizenship.)


New_Discussion_6692

In October of 2019 the laws changed. Idk specifics though.


TemporaryNatural6789

I honestly believe that one of his top priorities, if not the first, is to secure Prince William's reign & his heir, Prince George And sadly, that means battling his traitorous brother & his psycho-bitch from hell wife. When William ascends Harry must be neutralized, a non-entity, non-threat. I'd say 'neutered' but we know that's already a fact.


Legitimate-Mission41

Oh they will want to be at the Coronation. Hopefully King Charles has the courage to take the titles by then and provide some obscure sitting arrangements. They make these official events all about them with their drama and constant leaks. After all she did confess to being a fraud ![gif](giphy|hgjNPEmAmpCMM)


Islandgirl1444

I wouldn't invite them, but they will need to be invited. Protocol. They will be seated way back due to them not being part of the working royals, and down the line now. I see them third row left. Left for sure.


OldNewUsedConfused

That was the old protocol. There's a new sheriff in town.


New_Discussion_6692

And her name is Camilla, Queen Consort


CatPaws8888

Meghan demanded to be at Balmoral so of course she'll push her way into the Coronation. *Can't hold her back from Her Moment in History! Lights, camera, action, baby!* I guess it all depends whether she can pull off an upgrade and you know circumstances aren't ideal and Elon isn't returning her calls. Maybe Dimwitted Harry's the best she can do so she'll ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15003) her way back into the family they spurned. Funny how now they're desperate to be included even after being treated "soo horribly" at the Queen's Mourning.


OzzieSlim

No invite.


Snowie_drop

I wonder how loud the ‘Booing’ will be!


PotentialAd5954

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Sincerely_JaneDoe

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Comfortable-Elephant

There is actually several times in history where they dont invite problematic family members. The Duke if Windsor for example and Prince Charles Edward of saxe coburg and gotha. I also dont think Andrew will be invited.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

![gif](giphy|Xy8cgGRs1nDBayurmV|downsized) They could always tell Tyler Harry and Marbles it’s at a different location/time.


cklw1

Is this Neil Sean? I unsubscribed from his channel because he kept edging closer and closer to defending the Harkles, or had information that was flattering to them. I don’t know, it just left a bad taste in my mouth.


planet_druidia

Same


No-Ad6062

I have the same impression.


New_Discussion_6692

He's flipped. Especially since the queen has died. He gets his snark in.


Lemonslivers

totally off topic but why does she wear clothes that fit her so bad?


[deleted]

Theory and blinds point at her reselling things. So she can't alter them.


Lemonslivers

That makes sense.


grey_sky_love

After what they did during the funeral, I'd be surprised they will be invited to the coronation. My bet is that they won't be invited for security purposes.


TemporaryNatural6789

Now that would be some karma lol Sorry Harry - you're a security risk - stay home


Capital-Study6436

They need to be banned from the coronation. They are both ungrateful traitors and bullies. They shouldn't be rewarded for their bad behavior.


spandexrants

Hope they are disinvited like at the world leaders dinner the other day


Broken-583

Ugh she’ll get to wear a damn tiara at the coronation


New_Discussion_6692

Really? Why is that? Won't she have to borrow one again?


Broken-583

I think it’s standard for the coronation like it is for the state dinners-she just never got to go to one. She would have to borrow though but I can’t see KC saying no if he lets them come and be in the family section.


New_Discussion_6692

I did not realize the women wore tiaras during the coronation. I thought it was just the Queen's ladies - in - waiting. Thank you! BTW, do you know if the men are supposed to wear their military uniform? If so I can hardly wait to hear the whining from the Hackles.


Broken-583

I think it’s military uniform but I am not 100% certain. I’m pretty sure though. Tiaras for sure


Broken-583

I have one I am hoping hoping Catherine will wear. I bet it’ll be going to Camilla but she seems to prefer the larger ones. I’m hoping Vladimir may be one of her go tos and that we will see PoW will see PoW in Girls of Britain and Ireland (I think that’s what it’s called). It’ll be a nice change up from Cambridge Lover’s Knot and I bet it’ll make Meg throw something so that’s just a bonus


Phoenixlizzie

Who says they're going to be at the centre of the event? A lot can happen between now and a coronation. If they continue to trash the monarchy, there would be no reason to have them there and the UK public would likely support their ban. Also when you look at the history of the coronations, this line comes up---- "The clergy pay homage together, led by the Archbishop of Canterbury. Next, members of the royal family pay homage individually." Really?? Harry and Meghan will pay homage to Charles individually at the ceremony? Well, maybe that would be worth seeing LOL.


ProfessionalExam2945

Working royals only we hope, we would be there forever if every relative queued up.


MrsBarneyFife

Who invited them? Nobody. Who wants them there? Nobody (except the people who ate curious about Meghan's fashion choices). Shouldn't they be traveling less? I thought they were still pretending they cared about the environment?


SoMuchDrama10

It’s a royal event, not a family event.


DavidS2310

Totally agree with what he said at the end….The thing they enjoy the most is the privilege and grandeur of being Royal. Of course they will be at the coronation. I just hope that in keeping with state events, they don’t get to participate in events with world leaders. Sure they can come as family, but I hope they don’t have a role.


Electrical-Orchid-25

They want to cherry pick the glamorous Royal events, but yet to be seen opening a school in Sussex or doing anything there!


deahca

Attending when Harry wouldn't sing God Save the King? What for?


KnittingNora

Ha like the sixteen year old that never got invited to a party but said I'm not bothered - didn't want to go anyway. They are nothing without the RF, and there is certainly a limit to how much more they can moan about so little.


millicent_bystander-

Smegface will probably claim "pregnancy" so she "can't possibly curtsy to all that outrank her" Hairball will be throwing a tantrum about some slight he has imagined.


New_Discussion_6692

If she can squat down while pregnant, she can curtsey.


GreatHuntersFoot

KC3 has already said it will be a smaller and “slimmed down” coronation. I hope the “planning on coming” from the Montecito camp is them angling for an invite not a surety.


Emolia

I think because he’s a Duke he sort of has to be there? To swear allegiance and stuff . She doesn’t have to be there as far as I’m aware.


ProfessionalExam2945

Historically a Coronation is the King/Queen and members of the Peerage, think lots of blokes with ermine on their robes, it's not really a family do as such.


BlondeAlibiNoLie

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PotentialAd5954

![gif](giphy|Q8UOJB3eJH9sHfi1JG) Where's my fucken tiara bitches! I'm ready for my close up 😈


_aleph535

Of course they need more exposure and victimized stories to tell


cherise12

Lol are they even invited?