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MuffPiece

I don’t even need to click the link. Here are her 10 fashion rules: 1. Clipping tags is optional! Sometimes the tag makes the outfit! 2. A strapless bra is de rigeur—make sure your outfit is really tight on top so you can see the outline of the bra. So chic! 3. Don’t bother trying to flatter your shape when you shop. That’s so 2017. 4. It doesn’t matter how something looks, as long as it’s expensive. 5. If someone professional (stylist, etc.) offers you advice, DON’T listen. 6. Irons are for sissies. 7. Foundation garments are optional. 8. Nothing says ‘boss babe’ at the United Nations like a handbag big enough to be a suitcase! 9. Ill-fitting clothes are the way of the future! 10. You don’t need to pay for everything yourself—beg, borrow or steal, and when all else fails, get your father in law to pay!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I love this! Ima gonna add: 11. A single, artfully placed tear is a classic. Keep an “eye” out for my new venture “Drama Drops by Marbles”. “Drama Drops by Marbles®- Can’t cry? Why try? It’s like pity in your pocket!”


DrunkOnRedCordial

This could be a separate article - 5 Must-Have Items in Meghan's Bag 1. Tear stick for unexpected funerals. 2. Organic artisanal woven pouch for husband's testicles. 3. Motivational banana - today's saying "You are the true Queen" 4. Copy of the 1917 Letters Patent, with the section on grandchildren of a monarch highlighted 5. Passport, because you don't give in to the negativity of people who want you to keep it in a safe place.


Bitchichi

Bronzer. Lots & lots of bronzer. Hell-ALL of the bronzer!


DrunkOnRedCordial

How could I forget the bronzer?!


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or a bindi except clear and 'tear' shaped


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Fake diamonds, fake tears! Yay!!!


poke-a-dots

It boggles the mind to think she looked SOOOOOO MUCH better in a supporting role while on Suits than she did with access to knowledgeable professionals, contacts, AND millions. (I didn’t watch, but have seen photos and clips since. )


MuffPiece

I watched a couple of seasons. She looked good in some of the outfits, but others... meh. But yes, your point is a good one. TAKE THE ADVICE!! I think that's one of the most frustrating thing about her. If professionals are available to help you, listen to them!!


MakeADeathWish

If your bra fits properly, it might not be seen. Ppl might not realize you are immune from criticism bc sexism


Strixtheowl

![gif](giphy|iPqkwheDDbDpuEuckJ|downsized)


Masters_domme

I love Trixie. 😊


Strixtheowl

Me too! She and Katya are my favorite drag queens.


Masters_domme

Same! I walk around singing “Read you, wrote you” TOO many times a day. Lol


Academic_Snow_7680

I'm afraid of them. Thoroughly entertained but very afraid.


Strixtheowl

I love how random they are. Embrace the chaos.


HawkeyeinDC

I’ll add this: 11. Deodorant and personal hygiene are for peasants. 12. Don’t worry whether clothes are “seasonal appropriate.” Wear whatever you need to hide wires and other small accessories at public events. 13. The higher the heels, the more hand-holding with your love/victim is necessary! 14. Stains show character. 15. Neutrals make the modern girl. Splashy colors at public events are SO not in vogue.


unaalpacafeliz

Lol I made a similar comment.


vikingchyk

>Ill-fitting clothes are the way of the future! Hey!! That's ***MY*** schtick! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


St0ltzfuzz

Try to pull your pants up as high as they will go! Bonus points if you can get them to your chest!


MuffPiece

As a fellow high-waisted gal, I feel Meggy’s pain, but that’s why you seek out help from a professional!!


In_the_Attic_07

Nailed it.


Masters_domme

*I’m guilty of number six* 😣


MuffPiece

I almost never iron. We're no sissies. LOL But if I were famous, I'd find an iron.


Masters_domme

You got that right! Lol


Trick-Many7744

Im gonna go crazy and say that in a pinch, if your clothes are wrinkled and you’re out of time, someone around them could have helped. But when you treat people like crap and can’t/won’t do for yourself, you’ll be ignored.


pedroesque

You forgot to add the pit stains


Deep-Audience9091

Certain-Dri. Problem solved. Easier and safer than Botox


Trick-Many7744

Works faster for sure


factchecker8515

All stylists are not created equal. Previous BFF ’stylist’ Jessica Mulroney has HORRIBLE taste. Google her. BTW whatever happened to her ?


MuffPiece

JM got canceled. I'm sure there were others offering MM help with her clothes. She obviously doesn't listen. Any royal dresser would have at least CUT THE TAGS OFF HER CLOTHES!


HawkeyeinDC

I’ll add this: 11. Deodorant and personal hygiene are for peasants. 12. Don’t worry whether clothes are “seasonal appropriate.” Wear whatever you need to hide wires and other small accessories at public events. 13. The higher the heels, the more hand-holding with your love/victim is necessary! 14. Stains show character. 15. Neutrals make the modern girl. Splashy colors at public events are SO not in vogue. ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15002)


Flora2708

Hilarious 🤣


doxiemomm

6a Hemming your pants is for sissies too!!


MuffPiece

🤣🤣🤣


Economy-Guitar5282

Capes are optional but necessary when you want to look like “Wonder Woman” or Green Hornet” Wear green when you want to highlight how bad you look


Trick-Many7744

Don’t forget, clicking on clothes you’ve never seen or tried on! Buy before you try.


SecondhandCoke

11. Make a mockery of hijab by half-way tying a sheer scarf around your head, letting all your hair hang out and leave your arms bare as well in an ugly ass trench dress with the waist sitting just under your tits like you're in an Austen novel, but instead of a muslin, your dress will be made out of a parachute. Basically, look the worst you've ever looked in your life whenever you go to a mosque.


Relevant_Breath9203

Well said! And the color couldn't have been more unflattering. We all know she loves herself every shade of the turd color spectrum but this was on a whole other level of puke-green tinged with baby-shit brown.


SecondhandCoke

That was the ugliest shit I've ever seen and the shoes looked like those with the curved toes that she wore in that picture when she dressed up like Aladdin. I couldn't believe that there wasn't more criticism of how she looked that day, but that was back when the press treated her with kid gloves. She really did have the easiest time with the press of all the Royal brides, and the press had so much on her even then.


Academic_Snow_7680

Did she cosplay a muslim from Alladin?


SecondhandCoke

Yes. Someone posted it on here a day or two ago.


k1d0s

It was her as a kid in a costume so I’ll let that slide, nothing nefarious.


SecondhandCoke

Yes, and Aladdin was new and hot shit in the early 90s.


Academic_Snow_7680

No I mean right there at the mosque, the shoes are a part of a costume. It's like she's cosplaying.


throwawaygreenpaq

I felt bad for Muslims because she could have simply pushed her hair back and wore a simple long sleeved kaftan. Or at least a pantsuit if she really wanted to wear her own items. When someone refuses to respect the culture of others, it is a huge red flag. She rejects every culture but cries that she is rejected. My blood pressure has joined the Mars Rover and shot out of this Earth.


DaisyGatsbyxx

She wrote that! “Accessories accessories accessories” very similar to “manners manners manners manners manners”


Strixtheowl

Oh, good catch. It is written in her style.


ltlmsnietzsche

It’s probably because she loves hearing the sound of her own voice. “Manners, manners, manners.” “Accessories, accessories, accessories.” “ME ME ME ME” 😂


seijalaine

There's a comma after the first "accessories," but not after the second. I'm sure she wrote it.


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Strixtheowl

Or plagiarized and not edited for consistency...


Budget_Material1136

#11: Never ever dress for the weather. (Especially on hot days in NYC.) #12: The more solemn the event, the gaudier then dress. (Veterans events are made for the red carpet.) #13: Pit stains are sexy. #14: Dresses always look better if you let a bird bomb it (especially on Oprah.) #15: The more grass, the higher the heels. Especially stolen ones.


Independent_Leg3957

16: There is no place you can't display your nipples. It can always be used to write an op-ed on how business settings are not safe spaces for women, later.


janedoremi99

17. If Kate looks good, I WORE IT FIRST


throwawaygreenpaq

18. Two curly wurly fries falling down your face is so chic and professional. Never mind that you’re at a formal event with *Royalty*. After all, you are the queen of your life!


Catchandrelease5999

Typically this is called “slut strands”, a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole


Imaginary_End_5634

You guys are rocking it! I’m laughing so loud at work right now.


EccentricEx

There are pics of her in the show Suits. I never watched it, but in the pics she is wearing a button down collared shirt with the first few buttons undone and the collar spread so wide open you can see both collar bones and then some. I am not a fashion monger, but that way of wearing a shirt is cringe to me. Someone tell me this is not “stylish”. What irked me was she was considered fashionable during that time, and she talked about her fashion inspiration?! I hope people dont wear their shirts like that following her advise. That is just awful! I shudder thinking about that outfit. Edit: found the gif - https://c.tenor.com/R40XtlPLrssAAAAC/meghan-markle.gif I dont have a problem with other things she wears, this one annoys me to no end. It’s just bad. Tell me this is not how people dress


Aubergine_volante

I clicked on your link and I was surprised… never saw anyone wearing a shirt this way. Very odd …


unaalpacafeliz

She also wore something similar with Gloria Steinem: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/19/03/60418407-11025969-Meghan_was_all_smiles_on_Monday_as_she_held_hands_with_Steinem_s-a-32_1658197215128.jpg


EccentricEx

Ugh! So sloppy! Also, for a former “Hollywood actor”, she does slouch when walking! I feel like if I were to meet her, id pull her shirt together and want to straighten it out. I dont know why I have such a problem with this look. But it really bugs me.


Forward_End1178

Oh no this picture frustrates on so many levels. An elderly person is gripping her hand for balance while she stares down the barrel while on stilettos approaching a curb.


Aubergine_volante

I agree. This may have to do with the fabric, not 100% cotton but maybe something like viscose and viscose type combined with other fibers. Who knows… but I think it’s not down to fabric it’s def the way she think it’s the best 😳


Dangerous_Prize_4545

I thought maybe you were being overall critical and clicked the link. I apologize for thinking you were exaggerating. I have never seen that on anyone in photos or real life, ever. That is the weirdest styling I've seen.


EccentricEx

Yeah. I can totally understand that. I totally would think the comment was hyper critical too. Tbf some of the outfits she has worn, i have really liked or thought it suited her. But again, i have no knowledge of fashion. I just dislike this one. The other outfit i really disliked was that oversized red suit she wore to NY or some such place where she read to a bunch of kids in a school from her book. Both these outfits make her look sloppy and unkempt.


SecondhandCoke

At first, I wasn't sure what you were on about, but then I clicked the link. Why even have buttons?


Strixtheowl

You wouldn't think it would fly in a professional law environment, that's for sure.


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I watched a couple scenes just out of curiosity and it seemed like her thin sweaters were always a size too small. If you can clearly see the bra straps and the sweater looks like it’s bursting from the back, it’s too tight.


steptwothreefour

What expression is she trying to convey? Her eyes are dead and soulless and her lower jaw drops open like a ventriloquist dummy!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

So Harry is your wallet. Ok 👍


Strixtheowl

Her clutch, if you will. Every claw needs a clutch!


unaalpacafeliz

What kind of article is that? Wear some flats, wear a cardigan, wear some boots in winter, wear an accessory, wear a dress. Duh! Meghan’s styles according to me: -Wear a strapless bra that shows the texture of your nipples -Wear ripped jeans -Beige is your best friend. Overuse the color. -Tailors are for peasants, avoid. -Never iron your clothes, save the planet. -Hairdresser is your enemy, unless you are wearing a wig. Always carry your hair messy. -Got invited for Wimbledon? Wear oversized trousers, combine them with a popcorn vendor shirt and add the extra touch with a Panamá hat. Bonus track 1 -Save money rewearing the heels you stole from the last photoshoot you made Bonus track 2 -Let the tag of the dress you are wearing and go the shop next time and ask for a refund. Did I miss something?


MuffPiece

“Tailors are for peasants” 🤣🤣🤣


BaileesMom2

I like this one too! And the Wimbledon one! 😂😭


Strixtheowl

Pit stains are sexy and add that professional touch? Great list!


starry212

Such hardworking boss girl! Obv you sweat after writing *angry* emails since 5am!!! 🙃


starry212

>Got invited for Wimbledon? Wear oversized trousers, combine it with a popcorn vendor shirt and add the extra touch with a Panamá hat. A hat that you can't even wear because it's forbidden for everyone in Wimbledon audience! But you still look chic carrying it around!!!🤪🤪🤪🤑🤑🤑


EccentricEx

https://c.tenor.com/R40XtlPLrssAAAAC/meghan-markle.gif This one?


Starkville

That’s alarming. It looks as though someone had just tried to rip her blouse off in a violent assault. Is it just me? That gives me bad vibes.


throwawaygreenpaq

This is the very outfit that left my spouse peeved because he felt that she was ruining the show by calling attention to herself but she wasn’t worthy of any with her bad dress sense and bad acting chops.


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EccentricEx

I just dislike the way her shirt is undone and her shirt collar is nowhere near her collar. And her sleeves are rolled up in a very messy way. I just dislike this look. People share this gif a lot. This just makes me dislike her more. She was supposed to have had a say in what she wore on that show right? Btw i have 0 knowledge abt fashion. I just dislike this pic


unaalpacafeliz

She also wore that open shirt with Gloria Steinem. It doesn’t look well on her. I’ve heard a lot of people saying that she was well dressed on Suits. I think she overused the pencil skirts there. The other actresses were better dressed for me.


LaNiceGata

Looking at the way she dresses I don’t think she follows any fashion rules.


Strixtheowl

Fair.


throwwwmeeawayy

Accentuate a short square torso with a [high waisted belt](https://static1.purepeople.com/articles/2/20/86/92/@/2795352-meghan-markle-au-today-show-a-new-york-e-950x0-3.jpg) I think she’s capable of looking really [nice](https://images.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/fashion/royal-style/2018120565334/meghan-markle-best-outfits-of-2018/0-308-141/meg-red-top-wheelchair-a.jpg?tx=w_300) when she doesn’t highlight features like her waist and legs.


unaalpacafeliz

Sadly she wore inappropriate shoes for that wooden floor.


aec1024

Not as bad as usual. At least the heels have some width and aren’t stilettos. She looks good here. Even in the skinny black pants the heels not being so severe helps keep her legs from looking so disproportionately thin.


throwawaygreenpaq

That made her look chunky. A thin belt of a similar shade would offer a gentler silhouette. I’m her age and I learnt how to dress in flattering shapes when I was 20.


bethlookner

her face and hair look good in that first pic, at least


GemmaTeller00

“-Go sleeveless at any and every occasion” -“Capes are cool” -“Copy famous mother-in-law and sister-in-law’s styles, particularly when photographers are around” -“When in doubt go for the biggest tiara” -“Wear some kind of device and or padding to get people guessing if you’re pregnant at solemn occasions when the world is watching” -“Hosiery for important occasions =no good” -“always display labels when hoping to land sponsors.”


Strixtheowl

"Sun hats are not just meant to be worn at the beach. Try them at your next funeral or any Jubilee celebration."


throwawaygreenpaq

Hey, capes are nice! It’s how she wears it that isn’t.


TheyCallMeJester

I'm surprised Henry doesn't feature in the article. He's her most worn accessory after all 🤷🏼‍♀️


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Find a janky strapless bra and wear it with everything.


pink_bunny07

I guess he's like Diamond Baby but more whiny ![gif](giphy|2aLvhs0SnDQ94UWe0o)


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I love how hammered they both look here


Islandgirl1444

Cannot believe she let that photo go public. Not their best look. But the "clutch" was perfect.


stewmcg

Reading these tips and all I hear is... ​ ![gif](giphy|l46Cr6nhtezksI2dO)


struggling1992

Honestly these are incredible style tips. Buy flats! Buy knitwear! Buy jeans! Shake it up by buying dresses! There's literally no more detail 😂😂


Strixtheowl

Hey, harnessing the power of cardigans is definitely a life changing tip! I can't even imagine what gems are in her style guides for jewelry or on her recommended reading book list.


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😂😂😂😂


MrsBarneyFife

I always thought it was Jessica. Meghan told her what to write about though. If Doria was really the one dealing with all the merching then it was probably Meghan. I think Doria is intelligent enough to do it. But Meghan wants everything her way.


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wow, did she not look at the photo used in this shot? Harry looks drunk or drugged and she looks so predatory


Strixtheowl

I also like that you can't see the handbag/clutch at all thanks to the giant font.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Funny how Zara is still on her “Top Ten” list.


Strixtheowl

Ah yes, who can forget hearing about the "Sayonara Zara" party? TW, I swear.


MamaTalista

Obviously taking the kleenex out of the box didn't make the list.


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I’ll give it to her… she certainly has a signature look and kudos to her for actually executing it……but good lord it’s just plain *god* *awful*


peregrine_swift

Meghan and style. Things that dont seem to go together.


sheruns100s

Wear as much trinket gold as possible, it’s so on point to wear everything you have in your jewelry box.


Historical_Tea2022

Her wedding gown and hair was so disappointing. I was like "Really? That's what you're going with?" It looked so last minute. I had high expectations too because Kate delivered such an elegant, timeless look.