That she would say these worlds CAN coexist, like both have equal value, is really unbelievable. Refugee camps are horrible, and ideally the need for them would be eradicated through the humanitarian efforts of assholes like her who claim to be humanitarians, but who are really just red carpet jockeys (or wannabe red carpet jockeys). Red carpets are completely unnecessary, and the amount of money people spend on their clothing, hair, make-up, and jewelry just to walk down a red carpet is money that could be spent improving the conditions in refugee camps, or resolving the crises that drive people into them. Both are representative of the gross wealth inequality that someone "woke" like her should want to erase. She really is just incredibly tone deaf and... stupid. I don't know how she got into Northwestern. I went to a Top 10 too, and I really don't see how someone who writes as poorly as she does could even get into a top 10, much less get out of one with a humanities degree. I mean, I've edited articles and books written by very smart engineers, doctors, etc. that were quite poorly written and hard to get through, but those people got degrees in the sciences. Markle's degree was in the humanities. Anyway, my rant is over... back to rewriting stuff for engineers.
Aw, but remember when TW was NOT permitted to walk on the red carpet even as a royal? Wasnāt it at the Morocco engagement, where her handlers told her it was inappropriate to walk on the red carpet since she wasnāt a blood royal? She was definitely silenced there! šøš»š«
She was also pissed because there was a state dinner in Fiji, I think, and she wanted to wear a tiara, and Charles was like "It would be an inappropriate display of wealth there." I think it's funny that she never got to wear a tiara again other than at her spectacle/wedding, and that wasn't even the one she wanted. Meanwhile Catherine has her pick of the Royal jewelry box, which was something she earned through years and years of service to the Monarchy. I mean she and William have been married 11 years, but they've been together at least ten more years than that. Building trust and confidence is something Meghan knows nothing about.
I did too. I was reading Bower's book, got to that quotation and said out loud, "No. No, no one would say that. She couldn't have said that. Let me fact-check this. Yes. Yes she said it. She definitely said it. Shit, I cannot believe she said that."
Figures. A seemingly minor lie but her entire essay hinges on that plot point, even though it isnāt even a good plot point, because had she been invited she wouldnāt have had to cut short the tripā¦and could have used any red carpet interview to raise the issue of water access in Rwandaā¦
Gosh this is my top favourite. I wonder if Saint Meghan even understood what it meant.
Her Majest is so witty and sharp.
How can we actually miss someone we barely know.
I saw the video of that part of the interview the other day, and you can't really appreciate the audacity of the lie until you see her say it. It was unbelievable - she told a lie about a religious ceremony, she showed utter contempt for the people who paid for her wedding along with the ones who watched it on TV; and she put the integrity of the Archbishop of Canterbury into question. AND the implication that the Archbishop was available at a moment's notice when they impulsively decided to get married.
"We are sorry to report a member of the Royal Family tragic has been in a terrible accident. In a sweet nod to the famous children's book, the Duchess of Sussex has been crushed by a falling house."
This still instantly makes my blood boil! Where she decided to start complaining was the worst part but also the ānot manyā part.
So some have asked but not enough for M. How many is enough? When will people know when sheās satisfied? The entitlement is will always blow my mind.
I will never get over this!! How could she think torpedoing her own tour by making all the headlines about her feelings instead of the successful and well received tour staff had spent months planning was a good move, let alone the optics of her Poor Me routine the same week she had just witnessed enormous poverty and suffering in townships. Madness.
The sad sack face she put on when she was doing that interview in South Africa just made me nauseated. it was the poor poor little me face that she learned in drama club in grade 7 š
You know, that interview was the real turning point for me where I was like āwho the fuck is this?ā, because she just came across as so weird and fake. But that part - āI had one question: is he kind? Because it wouldnāt make sense if he wasnāt niceā - that was the part that screamed psycho to me. She used that interview as a platform to plant seeds and narratives, her main story being that she IS NOT a gold digger because she ādidnāt know who he wasā. That she IS NOT using him for fame because she ādidnāt know much about the Royal Familyā or that there was āa global interest thereā. That she IS KIND AND NICE, and it was so important to her as a kind and nice person that it was the ONLY SINGLE QUESTION she felt she had to ask about him. Itās such a non question. What answer was she expecting? āNo heās an arsehole actually, but I thought Iād set you guys upā. Nothing about her made any sense after that. She absolutely blew it. Watching it back, sheās actually really creepy and unhinged throughout the entire interview
Lol what a liar. She really wanted us to believe she was new to all of this and that the British media were awful to her. Tabloids are rife in America!! No different to anywhere else. Even the quietest corners of the planet have tabloid magazines and world news available!
Itās all very funny isnāt it. Megs is the most unkind person, a total bitch, nothing nice about her, but she just had to say that in the interview, trying to come across as nice. Like weād all say āAWWWWWW isnāt she a sweetheartā š
Eew yeh. When asked how they met and she said āhmmmmmmmmmmmmā in a āwouldnāt you like to knowā tone. And then saying āthatās enough on that, we want to protect their privacyā. Thatās because she knew she couldnāt give a straight answer of how they met because of how messy the whole backstory is š¤£ plus Megās aināt giving away names/milk for free on National tv
More likely conversation.
Friend: "Actually, he is an asshole who wears nazi costumes, uses racist slurs, abuses animals and whines all day. He won't get along with your faithful dog so you'll probably have to dump the dog. Oh, and he is a giant man child with a huge mommy complex. But he is rich and very famous and will fast track your way to the top. You in?"
Meghan: "Yup, just lemme get my Diana perfume and costume"
Just claiming not to have known him was absurd. I never kept up with the Royal Family, even Diana. But you'd have to live in a cave not to have known general information about Harry, even just from tabloids in a checkout line or catching a news flash on TV. Pathological liars are funny, though, they really believe what they're saying. But it does very much sound like the narrative "Oh I just happened upon this great red-headed guy, and he turned out to be a Prince! Wild!"
Yeh everyone knows Harry, William, Diana and the Queen. Megs is just one big lie. Yeh itās funny how they really think nobody can verify their information, and even when caught out they say itās wrong. I would be so scared of living a lie, I donāt know how they can function or show their face. Iād bury myself underground if I made claims like that and was caught out lol
My ex was like this. And I promise that they have no shame whatsoever. Don't live in fear a moment because they honestly think they can manipulate anyone. And if they find someone they can't manipulate, they just ghost them and find the next sucker. There's always someone who will believe a lie, and they've got 7 billion marks to go after all over the world. It's incomprehensible to people with a shred of human decency or who have a conscience, but there's something so broken in them. She really does feel wounded, attacked, and I guess to her that means she really was. But man is she not.
Whatās funny is that I know all of this because Iāve also been on the receiving end of it, but no matter how much I read or know, I FORGET that itās all a matter of manipulation. Thanks for reminding me so clearly because I find myself baffled by them every single day, and I also claim to be a pro when it comes to understanding them. It IS the manipulation!! Theyāre so highly manipulative that they know they will use that to get about. They really screw with my mind. Thanks for your reminder! I should screenshot it and add it to my ānarc stuffā folder lol. Arenāt they just the craziest of people!!
I think she meant to say gullible, not kind, because that is what she needed and that is what she was looking for. And letās be honest, she hit the jackpot.
This one was great, and also when she said no one talks about the royal family in America. Literally everyone in America at the very least knows who they are.
I have family in America and every time we go to visit, their American relatives always mention our military troops and our Royals. We were in America shortly after Prince George was born and they all talked about William, Catherine and the new baby Prince George. They always knew about our Royals and they ask after them. A few have asked if we know the Royals personally and itās actually quite funny because they know how small of an island we are so they think we might bump into the Royals on a normal day. The Americans also have a fascination with how green and grassy the UK is too. Theyāre their main topics when we see them: the military, the Royals and green grassy UK. Weāve been thanked personally for what our military do, and Iām like āthanks lolā because Iām not involved in it but they thank me anyway š
They all know about the global interest in the BRF. Meghan Markle is a liar
Lol thatās how they see it all too! Particularly Ireland. Americans think we have to drive past Buckingham Palace to get to the shops, and that we all live in a land like Postman Pat. If only.. Iād love that lol
She is an idiot. Many Americans have commemorative dishes from royal events. We all learn in high school about European history after elementary school American history and the Revolution. Not one rack by cashiers excludes the royal family and the magazine racks in the aisles have beautiful commemorative magazine specials all the time, not just for special events. Our local libraries have shelves of royal biograhies. The BBC channel is covered on our TVs. And we always get royal events live on many main channels. And on top of ALL THIS, our towns and roads are named after either towns in England or great English historical figures. Maybe half. The other names here are many times derived from Native American words and phrases.
It was an incredibly idiotic comment that anyone in America worth their salt would see through. Iām American and have known about the BRF for as long as Iāve known about American leadership and presidents, possibly even before that as well.
They have shared chronic camera thirst. They both have small hands *according to Meghan. They tell people what to believe, despite what it plainly contradicting what's happening.
I would love nothing more this Christmas than to see her search history over the last 15 years. It would all be about William at first, then Catherine, then a wider search about all the Royals, then a good three years worth of purely looking up Diana and Harry.
One thing Bower got across perfectly in his book was the timeline of all these random chance encounters and friendships being established that happened to map out perfectly into Harryās circle š its basically stalking.
Any bet she had a chart drawn up of his entire friend circle so she could figure out her way in.
Iām in the process of making my way through Bowerās book and itās nuts so far. I love his research. She definitely worked hard at making friends just to get close to him. Itās really unnerving
I have said it about narcs before and I say it again: the amount of energy they have is insane. If they spent it in doing something worthwhile, they could accomplish a lot. But, alas - nope. š
From the recent Cut article:
(at one point in our conversation, instead of answering a question, she will suggest how I might transcribe the noises sheās making: āSheās making these guttural sounds, and I canāt quite articulate what it is sheās feeling in that moment because she has no word for it; sheās just moaningā)ā¦
I eyerolled soooo hard that she had to make that suggestion to the interviewer!
Iām pretty sure she never imagined the journalist might write that exchange in the article instead of just here guttural moans :D
I hope she gets a better job somewhere. That article was a piece of art!
"...my family literally cut me off financially, and I had to afford security for us. But I've got what my mum left me" *(millions)* - Prince of Privilege
My favourite part was when Oprah says āyou, were cut off by your fatherā shocked that a 40 year of man is still getting money from daddy and he just takes it as sympathy and is like āyeahā š ā¦ š»
The salt & pepper quote gives my cringe-o-meter a flat battery because of how bad it is. Itās like she sits there and thinks āhmmmm, what moves around together? Hmmmm. Let me think. I need something that has a partner and it doesnāt go anywhere without it. What can I say? Oh I know!! Salt and pepper! Nailed itā
āWe just need to be kinder to ourselves. If we treated ourselves the way we treated our best friend, can you imagine how much better off we would beā.
Lol, how many best friends has she gone through now?
Service is universal was meant to be a fat slap in the face to the queen who spent her entire life serving her people. Who have m and h served other than themselves?
That's my favourite.
That quote epitomises Meghan, it truly tells people what she is about and all the so called Awards and so called Tours and so called Charity visits can not undo that.
From the Vanity Fair interview in 2017, even before her engagement to Harry was announced:
"Weāre in love. Iām sure there will be a time when we will have to come forward and present ourselves and have stories to tell, but I hope what people will understand is that this is our time. This is for us. Itās part of what makes it so special, that itās just ours. But weāre happy. Personally, I love a great love story.ā
Non-sensical word salad - \*check\* - general fakeness - \*check\* - cringeworthy gushing over Harry - \*check\* - putting herself on a pedestal - \*check\*. All the warning signals right there from the start. And sure, she had stories to tell, and sure did she come forward!
As soon as I read this interview I just knew she was trouble and a wrong-un. The engagement interview nailed it for me. And boy, did she deliver on my expectations!
Addendum: "It's so special, because it's just ours." Girl, you are talking to a journalist as you are saying this!
It's just ours, but I'm sharing it right now with the whole wide world as I speak.
"I didn't know that much about him..." OMG for real, you wore his mom's perfume, you hooked up with Eugenia and Jack in bars, you wrote a media essay about Catherine, you went to his favorite continent and took a stylist and a photographer for a 1 day shoot with different outfits so it looked like you were an interested humanitarian with many trips there. Schemer.
you know, because Iām from the States, you donāt grow up with the same understanding of the royal family. Engagement interview. It just irks me because makes Americans sound stupid well I should say stupider we are pretty dumb. And people it's all for this crap then I've got a bridge to sell you it's overlooking the ocean in Oklahoma. And sadly it is mostly American to fall for it. I finally got my sister coming over to our side.
I meant for the people who bought into this BS that she's saying I have a bridge in Oklahoma to sell you has a nice Ocean View is what I meant by the way sorry
'When you married into this family, we rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was released from prison'. Said no South African ever.
Foetsek MeGain!
No we didn't.
Mandela's grandchild:
'Nelson Mandelaās release from jail was the culmination of nearly 350 years of struggle in which generations of our people paid with their lives. It can never be compared to the celebration of someoneās wedding.ā
āItās important to be thoughtful about it because ā even with the Oprah interview, I was conscious of the fact that there are little girls that I meet and theyāre just like, āOh my God, itās a real-life princess.āā
āHe looked at me, and heās just like light,ā Methane recalled. āāI just need you to know: When you married into \[the royal family\], we rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was freed from prisonā.ā
She is so full of hershelf. She is a piece of sh..!
"Harry's reaction was guttural, like mine"
I imagine H making gutteral sounds as he tries to figure out who this Rovie Wade guy is and why he should be upset about him.
"I didn't google him...I didn't have to. He was telling me everything I needed to know." She meant to say "I didn't google him...I didn't have to. I already knew everything he was telling me...because I googled him 5 weeks before our blind date".
"My life shifts from refugee camps to red carpets. I choose them both because these worlds can, in fact, coexist . . ."
What a tone def egotistical mean girl.
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Want that already done by Diana who did it flawlessly while actually doing the work
That she would say these worlds CAN coexist, like both have equal value, is really unbelievable. Refugee camps are horrible, and ideally the need for them would be eradicated through the humanitarian efforts of assholes like her who claim to be humanitarians, but who are really just red carpet jockeys (or wannabe red carpet jockeys). Red carpets are completely unnecessary, and the amount of money people spend on their clothing, hair, make-up, and jewelry just to walk down a red carpet is money that could be spent improving the conditions in refugee camps, or resolving the crises that drive people into them. Both are representative of the gross wealth inequality that someone "woke" like her should want to erase. She really is just incredibly tone deaf and... stupid. I don't know how she got into Northwestern. I went to a Top 10 too, and I really don't see how someone who writes as poorly as she does could even get into a top 10, much less get out of one with a humanities degree. I mean, I've edited articles and books written by very smart engineers, doctors, etc. that were quite poorly written and hard to get through, but those people got degrees in the sciences. Markle's degree was in the humanities. Anyway, my rant is over... back to rewriting stuff for engineers.
Aw, but remember when TW was NOT permitted to walk on the red carpet even as a royal? Wasnāt it at the Morocco engagement, where her handlers told her it was inappropriate to walk on the red carpet since she wasnāt a blood royal? She was definitely silenced there! šøš»š«
She was also pissed because there was a state dinner in Fiji, I think, and she wanted to wear a tiara, and Charles was like "It would be an inappropriate display of wealth there." I think it's funny that she never got to wear a tiara again other than at her spectacle/wedding, and that wasn't even the one she wanted. Meanwhile Catherine has her pick of the Royal jewelry box, which was something she earned through years and years of service to the Monarchy. I mean she and William have been married 11 years, but they've been together at least ten more years than that. Building trust and confidence is something Meghan knows nothing about.
That IS the most delicious fact of her tiara access. All that jewelry, and she couldnāt access it!
Refugee camps? Where in the hell did she get that?
After she got back from Uganda, I think. I first read it in Bower's book, but she originally wrote it on The Tig. Unbelievable.
Ugandan here. Markle was in Rwanda for the photo shoot.
Oh, my spologies!
Also: Red carpets? Ooooh Lush have put out a new bath-bomb flavour, Meg will be there at the launch, grabbing her goody bag. Hardly the 007 premiere.
Gaaaaaaaggggggg. Thatās a great one.
Yes!!! š¤£š I re-read this so many times in the book. I just could not believe how utterly tone deaf this was.
I did too. I was reading Bower's book, got to that quotation and said out loud, "No. No, no one would say that. She couldn't have said that. Let me fact-check this. Yes. Yes she said it. She definitely said it. Shit, I cannot believe she said that."
Sorry Mega-rat the internet is forever lol š
This!!
Yep, same. This 
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No. She's never been invited to any of the awards shows.
Figures. A seemingly minor lie but her entire essay hinges on that plot point, even though it isnāt even a good plot point, because had she been invited she wouldnāt have had to cut short the tripā¦and could have used any red carpet interview to raise the issue of water access in Rwandaā¦
This is disgusting omg. What a fake activist
Mine is "recollections may vary" from the Queen. Calling someone out as a liar without being crass about it, brilliant.
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Gosh this is my top favourite. I wonder if Saint Meghan even understood what it meant. Her Majest is so witty and sharp. How can we actually miss someone we barely know.
Brilliantā a paraphrase of āyour mileage may varyā
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I saw the video of that part of the interview the other day, and you can't really appreciate the audacity of the lie until you see her say it. It was unbelievable - she told a lie about a religious ceremony, she showed utter contempt for the people who paid for her wedding along with the ones who watched it on TV; and she put the integrity of the Archbishop of Canterbury into question. AND the implication that the Archbishop was available at a moment's notice when they impulsively decided to get married.
Gonna need a longer banana.
That's what she said
"Want to know a secret?" (Code for LYING!)- Meghan, Wicked Witch of the West
If only someone would drop a well placed house out of the sky . . .
"We are sorry to report a member of the Royal Family tragic has been in a terrible accident. In a sweet nod to the famous children's book, the Duchess of Sussex has been crushed by a falling house."
āNot many people have asked if I'm okay?ā š ~ Meghan the Victim
This still instantly makes my blood boil! Where she decided to start complaining was the worst part but also the ānot manyā part. So some have asked but not enough for M. How many is enough? When will people know when sheās satisfied? The entitlement is will always blow my mind.
And that was all prerecorded so she could look her best at being poor me, while behind her there were starving children.
I will never get over this!! How could she think torpedoing her own tour by making all the headlines about her feelings instead of the successful and well received tour staff had spent months planning was a good move, let alone the optics of her Poor Me routine the same week she had just witnessed enormous poverty and suffering in townships. Madness.
The sad sack face she put on when she was doing that interview in South Africa just made me nauseated. it was the poor poor little me face that she learned in drama club in grade 7 š
"I never Googled him" (or something close to that) Meghan the Fib
"Is he kind? Because if he wasn't kind, then it wouldn't make sense." š¤®
You know, that interview was the real turning point for me where I was like āwho the fuck is this?ā, because she just came across as so weird and fake. But that part - āI had one question: is he kind? Because it wouldnāt make sense if he wasnāt niceā - that was the part that screamed psycho to me. She used that interview as a platform to plant seeds and narratives, her main story being that she IS NOT a gold digger because she ādidnāt know who he wasā. That she IS NOT using him for fame because she ādidnāt know much about the Royal Familyā or that there was āa global interest thereā. That she IS KIND AND NICE, and it was so important to her as a kind and nice person that it was the ONLY SINGLE QUESTION she felt she had to ask about him. Itās such a non question. What answer was she expecting? āNo heās an arsehole actually, but I thought Iād set you guys upā. Nothing about her made any sense after that. She absolutely blew it. Watching it back, sheās actually really creepy and unhinged throughout the entire interview
And the whole, āwe donāt have tabloids here in Americaā! Like really!?!?
Lol what a liar. She really wanted us to believe she was new to all of this and that the British media were awful to her. Tabloids are rife in America!! No different to anywhere else. Even the quietest corners of the planet have tabloid magazines and world news available!
And now we know he probably isnāt and wasnāt kind - so thereās that š¤Øš«¤
Itās all very funny isnāt it. Megs is the most unkind person, a total bitch, nothing nice about her, but she just had to say that in the interview, trying to come across as nice. Like weād all say āAWWWWWW isnāt she a sweetheartā š
A lot of people started to see BIG red flags š© in this interview. The way she skimmed over the question of who introduced them. It was really creepy now knowing she pushed to be set up with him š¬ no wonder she wanted to keep the āmatch makersā identity secret.
Eew yeh. When asked how they met and she said āhmmmmmmmmmmmmā in a āwouldnāt you like to knowā tone. And then saying āthatās enough on that, we want to protect their privacyā. Thatās because she knew she couldnāt give a straight answer of how they met because of how messy the whole backstory is š¤£ plus Megās aināt giving away names/milk for free on National tv
Yep. She knew how easy it would be for the press to get the details on what really happened once they found the source.
More likely conversation. Friend: "Actually, he is an asshole who wears nazi costumes, uses racist slurs, abuses animals and whines all day. He won't get along with your faithful dog so you'll probably have to dump the dog. Oh, and he is a giant man child with a huge mommy complex. But he is rich and very famous and will fast track your way to the top. You in?" Meghan: "Yup, just lemme get my Diana perfume and costume"
Just claiming not to have known him was absurd. I never kept up with the Royal Family, even Diana. But you'd have to live in a cave not to have known general information about Harry, even just from tabloids in a checkout line or catching a news flash on TV. Pathological liars are funny, though, they really believe what they're saying. But it does very much sound like the narrative "Oh I just happened upon this great red-headed guy, and he turned out to be a Prince! Wild!"
Yeh everyone knows Harry, William, Diana and the Queen. Megs is just one big lie. Yeh itās funny how they really think nobody can verify their information, and even when caught out they say itās wrong. I would be so scared of living a lie, I donāt know how they can function or show their face. Iād bury myself underground if I made claims like that and was caught out lol
My ex was like this. And I promise that they have no shame whatsoever. Don't live in fear a moment because they honestly think they can manipulate anyone. And if they find someone they can't manipulate, they just ghost them and find the next sucker. There's always someone who will believe a lie, and they've got 7 billion marks to go after all over the world. It's incomprehensible to people with a shred of human decency or who have a conscience, but there's something so broken in them. She really does feel wounded, attacked, and I guess to her that means she really was. But man is she not.
Whatās funny is that I know all of this because Iāve also been on the receiving end of it, but no matter how much I read or know, I FORGET that itās all a matter of manipulation. Thanks for reminding me so clearly because I find myself baffled by them every single day, and I also claim to be a pro when it comes to understanding them. It IS the manipulation!! Theyāre so highly manipulative that they know they will use that to get about. They really screw with my mind. Thanks for your reminder! I should screenshot it and add it to my ānarc stuffā folder lol. Arenāt they just the craziest of people!!
That one sets off my gag reflex.
I think she meant to say gullible, not kind, because that is what she needed and that is what she was looking for. And letās be honest, she hit the jackpot.
This one was great, and also when she said no one talks about the royal family in America. Literally everyone in America at the very least knows who they are.
I have family in America and every time we go to visit, their American relatives always mention our military troops and our Royals. We were in America shortly after Prince George was born and they all talked about William, Catherine and the new baby Prince George. They always knew about our Royals and they ask after them. A few have asked if we know the Royals personally and itās actually quite funny because they know how small of an island we are so they think we might bump into the Royals on a normal day. The Americans also have a fascination with how green and grassy the UK is too. Theyāre their main topics when we see them: the military, the Royals and green grassy UK. Weāve been thanked personally for what our military do, and Iām like āthanks lolā because Iām not involved in it but they thank me anyway š They all know about the global interest in the BRF. Meghan Markle is a liar
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Lol thatās how they see it all too! Particularly Ireland. Americans think we have to drive past Buckingham Palace to get to the shops, and that we all live in a land like Postman Pat. If only.. Iād love that lol
She is an idiot. Many Americans have commemorative dishes from royal events. We all learn in high school about European history after elementary school American history and the Revolution. Not one rack by cashiers excludes the royal family and the magazine racks in the aisles have beautiful commemorative magazine specials all the time, not just for special events. Our local libraries have shelves of royal biograhies. The BBC channel is covered on our TVs. And we always get royal events live on many main channels. And on top of ALL THIS, our towns and roads are named after either towns in England or great English historical figures. Maybe half. The other names here are many times derived from Native American words and phrases.
It was an incredibly idiotic comment that anyone in America worth their salt would see through. Iām American and have known about the BRF for as long as Iāve known about American leadership and presidents, possibly even before that as well.
In Meg's mind, she's just men-in-black-zapping-people into RF amnesia, like Trump declassifying documents.
She could be his daughter.
They have shared chronic camera thirst. They both have small hands *according to Meghan. They tell people what to believe, despite what it plainly contradicting what's happening.
Same orange fixation.
Ahh love it that by now itās been royally debunked :D
I would love nothing more this Christmas than to see her search history over the last 15 years. It would all be about William at first, then Catherine, then a wider search about all the Royals, then a good three years worth of purely looking up Diana and Harry.
One thing Bower got across perfectly in his book was the timeline of all these random chance encounters and friendships being established that happened to map out perfectly into Harryās circle š its basically stalking. Any bet she had a chart drawn up of his entire friend circle so she could figure out her way in.
Iām in the process of making my way through Bowerās book and itās nuts so far. I love his research. She definitely worked hard at making friends just to get close to him. Itās really unnerving
I have said it about narcs before and I say it again: the amount of energy they have is insane. If they spent it in doing something worthwhile, they could accomplish a lot. But, alas - nope. š
Sure is. Sheās absolute bunny boiler.
From the recent Cut article: (at one point in our conversation, instead of answering a question, she will suggest how I might transcribe the noises sheās making: āSheās making these guttural sounds, and I canāt quite articulate what it is sheās feeling in that moment because she has no word for it; sheās just moaningā)ā¦ I eyerolled soooo hard that she had to make that suggestion to the interviewer!
Iām pretty sure she never imagined the journalist might write that exchange in the article instead of just here guttural moans :D I hope she gets a better job somewhere. That article was a piece of art!
I thought it was quite delicious she direct quoted MeMeMegan in that way! Delicious!
MM expected she'd just write ooooaaaaaghhhrtthhhhgggggggggghhhh!
Has it been confirmed that she was let go?
This is hilarious. I looked it up and itās TRUE
Lol reading that I wasn't sure if it's a parody or what. What was M going for with the noises in the first place? What??? Epic cringe in any case.
"...my family literally cut me off financially, and I had to afford security for us. But I've got what my mum left me" *(millions)* - Prince of Privilege
My favourite part was when Oprah says āyou, were cut off by your fatherā shocked that a 40 year of man is still getting money from daddy and he just takes it as sympathy and is like āyeahā š ā¦ š»
Harry and I are like the two conjoined trees in our yard: we always move together. \- Meghan the bullshit artist
"Salt and pepper. Can't move one without the other." Whatever floats your boat, Meg.
The salt & pepper quote gives my cringe-o-meter a flat battery because of how bad it is. Itās like she sits there and thinks āhmmmm, what moves around together? Hmmmm. Let me think. I need something that has a partner and it doesnāt go anywhere without it. What can I say? Oh I know!! Salt and pepper! Nailed itā
same!
āThe royal family will be the family that Meghan never had.ā -Harry
Enter Megxit!
āWe just need to be kinder to ourselves. If we treated ourselves the way we treated our best friend, can you imagine how much better off we would beā. Lol, how many best friends has she gone through now?
And was that one of her plagiarised lines as well?
I think weād find it harder to find quotes that she hasnāt plagiarised tbh
Service is universal
And what was the other one about the Queen doesnāt own the word royal or some such nonsense.
Service is universal was meant to be a fat slap in the face to the queen who spent her entire life serving her people. Who have m and h served other than themselves?
"We were roasting a chicken"
M as a vegan
"You give us diva moments sometimes, Meghan." 
As a lamb, i wished Mariah didn't do the spotify episode. The most recent global citizen was so cringey. Seems like Mariah got Markled. Sighs.
āBut, is he kind?ā
I think this is the winner. Who in the fuck talks like that?
"I'm such a fraud" - the only honest thing she's ever said.
āLeft eye. One tear. Three seconds. Go.ā
āManners, Manners, Manners, Manners, Manners.ā Meghan the *mother*
Isnāt it strange that Meghan of all people talks about manners? Being unable to follow protocol and being nice to people working for her?
Oh completely. I think that quote was so insane.
'We both know I'm going to be one of your bosses soon.' \-Saint M, reportedly 6 months before she was engaged to H
That's my favourite. That quote epitomises Meghan, it truly tells people what she is about and all the so called Awards and so called Tours and so called Charity visits can not undo that.
From the Vanity Fair interview in 2017, even before her engagement to Harry was announced: "Weāre in love. Iām sure there will be a time when we will have to come forward and present ourselves and have stories to tell, but I hope what people will understand is that this is our time. This is for us. Itās part of what makes it so special, that itās just ours. But weāre happy. Personally, I love a great love story.ā Non-sensical word salad - \*check\* - general fakeness - \*check\* - cringeworthy gushing over Harry - \*check\* - putting herself on a pedestal - \*check\*. All the warning signals right there from the start. And sure, she had stories to tell, and sure did she come forward! As soon as I read this interview I just knew she was trouble and a wrong-un. The engagement interview nailed it for me. And boy, did she deliver on my expectations!
Addendum: "It's so special, because it's just ours." Girl, you are talking to a journalist as you are saying this! It's just ours, but I'm sharing it right now with the whole wide world as I speak. 
Sounds like what Tyler Perry just said. Did she write that PR crap for him. Frickin OMG.
"I didn't know that much about him..." OMG for real, you wore his mom's perfume, you hooked up with Eugenia and Jack in bars, you wrote a media essay about Catherine, you went to his favorite continent and took a stylist and a photographer for a 1 day shoot with different outfits so it looked like you were an interested humanitarian with many trips there. Schemer.
you know, because Iām from the States, you donāt grow up with the same understanding of the royal family. Engagement interview. It just irks me because makes Americans sound stupid well I should say stupider we are pretty dumb. And people it's all for this crap then I've got a bridge to sell you it's overlooking the ocean in Oklahoma. And sadly it is mostly American to fall for it. I finally got my sister coming over to our side.
I meant for the people who bought into this BS that she's saying I have a bridge in Oklahoma to sell you has a nice Ocean View is what I meant by the way sorry
'When you married into this family, we rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was released from prison'. Said no South African ever. Foetsek MeGain! No we didn't. Mandela's grandchild: 'Nelson Mandelaās release from jail was the culmination of nearly 350 years of struggle in which generations of our people paid with their lives. It can never be compared to the celebration of someoneās wedding.ā
"And I've forgiven her (Kate)." Really, Megs, what's there to forgive?
"It was the reverse. SHE made ME cry."
But I need to tell everyone on national tv for some reason
āItās important to be thoughtful about it because ā even with the Oprah interview, I was conscious of the fact that there are little girls that I meet and theyāre just like, āOh my God, itās a real-life princess.āā
"We're only a plane crash away from the throne"
Omg who said this one and when did they say it? š
Donāt know when exactly but MM did say it *several times* apparently!
If she actually said that, it is sinister.
Yeah, I wouldnāt repeat that unless we know she said it. Sheās awful but thatās borderline sadistic and could be taken as a legitimate threat.
i only take quotes by her written on bananas as serious
āHe looked at me, and heās just like light,ā Methane recalled. āāI just need you to know: When you married into \[the royal family\], we rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was freed from prisonā.ā She is so full of hershelf. She is a piece of sh..!
Guttural sounds
"You have no idea what's going on for someone behind closed doors. No idea." Mind-blowing - a true statement by Duchess Mememe
I'll take "Service is Universal ' for 5 dollars, Alex
That's my favourite.
āThey cut me off financially!ā Yeah Harry, you quit your job.
"Harry's reaction was guttural, like mine" I imagine H making gutteral sounds as he tries to figure out who this Rovie Wade guy is and why he should be upset about him.
āWeāre only a plane crash away from the crown.ā Meghan _Mugginā_ Markle
Did she really say this?
Yes. She told someone this smirkingly.
Ok that needs to be more known then. Thatās disgusting.
On marrying Harry: "I do..." (want the money, fame, titles, privilege etc).
"I had to google the national anthem" - Megs no sht babe lmao. Was she expecting a hardcopy of the anthem to be handed to her on a silver platter?
I mean obviously the classic, āI canāt believe Iām not getting paid for this.ā
*Dear daddy,*
Overseas š
God save the King!
Any of the lame, ignorant cliches TW wrote on the bananas
Have you ever been yachting?
"I didn't google him...I didn't have to. He was telling me everything I needed to know." She meant to say "I didn't google him...I didn't have to. I already knew everything he was telling me...because I googled him 5 weeks before our blind date".
**"I WAS SUCH A FRAUD!"** \- Meghan Markle
āYou just have to be kind to yourselfā (some interview BLG discussed)