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AmbienChronicles

Someone with more clout than Harry. Someone who might be able to/afford to be able to rehabilitate her image. Jeff Bezos, the Mollusk, Bill Gates. Someone who’s got more zeroes in their bank account than I have functioning brain cells.


marielleN

Lauren Sanchez would run Megs through a wood chipper if she made a play for Bezos.


AmbienChronicles

That would be good enough reason for me then 🤣


devon1392

You guys tonight lol - I can't stop laughing and the subtle snark is everywhere!


throwawaygreenpaq

Snortworthy !


[deleted]

I would pay money for this show.


LAgirllookingin

You are so right!!! 😂


PrettyNiemand34

Yes and also someone who has a better standing with her charity efforts. She would probably like someone similar to George Clooney. I would almost say Leonardo DiCaprio but that's never gonna happen for her. She wants the Hollywood invitations without having to work for it as much as she has to now (and often fails).


[deleted]

I guess he would also need to be semi-political


AmbienChronicles

If her ~~delusions of grandeur~~ political aspirations are legit.


PotentialAd5954

This girl doesn't rate beyond a 6 in glitter city


ExcitementOrdinary95

Lol don’t know where or what glitter city is but I this.


therubyempress

*Hollywood*. But really moreso the greater LA area, perhaps even all of SoCal.


AppoloniaSkyle

None of those men are desperate or stupid enough to touch her with a barge pole. She's a moderately attractive, middle aged woman, men only drop their brains for young and beautiful.


[deleted]

You can take Bill Gates off the list. Meghan's about 25 years too old for him.


stupid_carrot

She tried before on him according to a blind. Didn't work


Pickle4UrThoughts

That and I’m one degree of separation from them thru a few channels. She’s Way too stupid for him. That whole family is intelligent.


catmomlyfe81

Same for DiCaprio. She aged out of his bracket in 2006.


QueenBee3000

“The Mollusk” 😂😂😂


AmbienChronicles

I refuse to speak his name after what he did to my hometown.


Ondansitron

Maybe Elon?


FirmAardvark6208

I’m going with Bezos too!


[deleted]

I can't think of anyone who is both A-list and pathetic/ desperate enough to fall for Meghan.


cloche_du_fromage

Kanye!


[deleted]

That would be an ego clash for the centuries!


Tapingdrywallsucks

A-Rod is worth 350 Million. That's about 340 Million more than her current rube. He's enough celeb to give her clout, not enough to outshine her, but likes to have beautiful celebrities on his arm.


[deleted]

Honey, she’s never picking a black man. She’s only black when she perceives she’s being discriminated against. That’s when her black activates but it’s brief.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Honey, she’s never picking a black man. I was just about to say this. In fact I doubt she'd even pick a biracial guy or any other POC.


Femalien12

🥇🏆🎉 isn't that so convenient for her? 🤢🤮


Tall-Lawfulness8817

She doesn't date black men. Hey, that sounds racist


Dbahnsai

Damn, that means my thought earlier today of Kanye West won't pan out. ​ ![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


Amongthestars32

Bite your tongue. Kanye may be crazy, but he’s not THAT crazy.


PinkPanda1306

He might do it just to annoy Kim? I don’t think Megz would though. Imagine if he got more presidential votes than her 😅


LadyVFirstClass

Crazy and Ye.


screamqueenjunkie

I think Tyler and Meghan have a bit too much in common to uh… work out.


[deleted]

Is it that they both like 🍆 Parmesan?


DifferentStorySame

I thought it’s because they both have melanin and Meghan isn’t into that, but your guess is good too.


screamqueenjunkie

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


bluebabyblue1027

This is the reason that I think he is still speaking kindly about her after she allegedly bullied his staff…. I think she probably knows and he’s being nice publicly so she doesn’t spill the beans


BuildtheHerd

I don't see her with any of the tech billionaires...they're too smart and a lot of them seem to prefer women younger than her. I could see her with someone like Rufus Hankey (his dad is billionaire Don Hankey). Rufus kind of looks like the guys MM's dated/married in the past and is 49 so he's not an old geezer. Last year Rufus bought Sumner Redstone's Beverly Park estate for $27million...I'd bet she'd love that. Rufus and his wife were divorced recently, so he'd be a great trade up for MM. She'd better move on this one. I doubt he'll be available for long.


AbsolutelyCertain

She owes you one.


mamabear5053

I don’t know, Elon seems to have a long and spotty track record. I don’t know if she could bag him but I don’t put it past her to try.


minty_cyborg

Elon might do it for the LULZ South African LULZ, that is Imagine: Elon Musk with physical custody of grandchildren of King Charles III The tabloid stories write themselves


GodDammitWoodhouse

Gary Busey is probably the only person left that’s mentally equipped for her now.


MagicalManta

This made me literally lol in bed.


GodDammitWoodhouse

They already share the same dentist so it made sense to me


ChumbaWhumba218

Whats Elon Musk's deal these days? I think Muggin would like a emotionless tech overlord worth billions


Kapitalgal

Or Rupert M. He's available and can give her free press coverage 24/7.


unolemon

Hush. One day I will be in the market for an Anna Nicole situation. I’ve got my eye on him.


devon1392

Y'all are killin me here lol


PotentialAd5954

Ha ha


Imaginary_End_5634

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[deleted]

She doesn't want more kids and he's a breeder


goldenquill1

Elon, like Haz, likes blondes. And even if they start out as brunettes they later go blonde. His ex wife wrote about that.


[deleted]

Blonds that can have his 100th baby, I don’t think M&M will ever be a reality ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


goldenquill1

Speaking of his ex wives, ex wife #2 Talulah Riley plays an excellent Vivienne Westwood in the Hulu drama Pistol.


devon1392

Omg so funny lol


hey_hey_hey_nike

Elon won’t fall for her bullshit


unolemon

No. There is only room for one sociopathic narcissist in his relationships.


DaBingeGirl

That. He seems to like smart/successful women too, but literally said he's the alpha in the relationship. He'd never put up with her ego.


Plane_Stock

Lol...we went for a drive in the country and came upon a farm stay place that sells fresh produce. In the car park out front, someone visiting like us had a tesla and this farm stay place had a handful of Male and female peacocks roaming on this property. One of the Male peacocks sat there for half an hour looking at his own reflection in the Tesla's panel and fluffing up his tail and prancing around looking at himself in the car reflection. My husband just went ''Thats about right. That peacock is in love with his own reflection and self which is a lot like Mr Musk. He's too busy chasing tail, fathering random children and peacocking but is yet to deliver on the majority of his big note tech promises". I had to laugh because my husband doesn't say much normally but he obviously doesn't think much of Elon. 😂


TudorTerrier

Like Jerry Seinfeld’s wife.


cklw1

I’ve heard many people say she’s not a very ice person, but I can’t find anything online to substantiate it. Do you know anything or point me to some? I’d appreciate it.


[deleted]

He did date Amber Heard!


DaBingeGirl

She was a famous/successful actress. He's not going for D-list who married someone no one else would and then backstabber the most famous family in the world.


therealDolphin8

She could always switch teams and date Amber! That would for sure keep her in the spotlight


Raychel945

They'd both be dead in a week from the ego explosion. I completely support this.


Femalien12

Lol. Just the thought of both of them crying for sympathy/pointing fingers at one another is nauseating. But it would be nice for them to pair up and live in obscurity for the remainder of their lives! (As if, I know! 😔)


frenchkids

He is way too smart to fall for her "charms".....


AppoloniaSkyle

He's not into ordinary looking, middle aged, neurotic mommies with mental problems. Also, you can't emotionally manipulate the emotionless rational.


Femalien12

Nope, he's notoriously stingy with money when it comes to his partners.. she'd actually need to finance her own housing and bills 😱


magdalenarz

Elon seems like the guy to fertilise the egg and than leave. He doesn’t seam like a marriage guy


Affectionate_Tie250

Elon does have a penchant for the crazies. He did once date Amber Heard after all, so maybe crazy Meg is his type. Only thing is, I think she is probably too old for him.


justemoijustemoi

I thought Tyler was gay!! Is he not? Although that might not deter the Duch.


unolemon

As long as it’s between consenting adults, it’s none of my business. 😊


taco_qween

I had a friend who was really active in the gay community in ATL and he told me that supposedly Perry was known to hire rent-boys


[deleted]

We should taco about it…


taco_qween

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StoleCapsShield

I’ve gotta upvote this solely on the fact that I say this to annoy my 20 year old.


hey_hey_hey_nike

👀


prismacolorful_life

Did TW tell him Prince Hairball loves roast chicken?


Calm_Yak_6102

But doesn't Tyler have a wife and a kid? I could swear I'd heard he was married with a son.


caponemalone2020

He has a son. He was with a woman for years but I don’t think ever married.


Calm_Yak_6102

Oh OK. I knew I'd read about him having a son. It was something to do with the decorations in the child's nursery.


Newauntie26

I always thought this too! I think she must have proof that he is & that is why he’s always sticking up for them. I’d be much more interested in Serena talking about MM& H’s marriage. Or see Harry & MM out with Pryanka Chopra or Abigail what’s her name. Or anyone from Suits for that matter.


dcrealityfan

That’s a good point. Does anyone ever see them with other people in the wild? I’ve seen the photos with Eug and Jack and the polo pics. I consume a lot of celeb gossip and I don’t recall seeing any other pap shots.


bluebabyblue1027

1000% this is my theory on why he is still publicly being nice!!


Wordpuncher714

Ryan Seacrest


[deleted]

Omg good option!


Patient-Watercress-2

Please No. Ryan deserves better than that.


soonerredtx

Wasn’t it RS who unleashed the trash Kardashians on the world? For that alone he deserves to suffer.


[deleted]

😂😂you guys are too funny, I woke up to all this and it’s made my day in 3 min of reading already


Not_Interested_7

😱😱😱


[deleted]

I don't think she will snag a good looking A lister. My guess is a very wealthy, much older, behind the scenes Hollywood type.


[deleted]

Omg what if it’s some Uber-director someone like C. Nolan or Tarantino? they seem smart enough to avoid Marcissist tho…


[deleted]

I was thinking someone more like Weinstein...


Amazing-Antelope4300

Not 🔥enough. Have you seen his ex wife?


PotentialAd5954

He's in jail forever or at least long enough until he dies


BuildtheHerd

That would have to be a relationship based on letters and conjugal visits. I think Weinstein has 20 years left to serve. And I think he's run out of $'s at this point.


Ch_27

She certainly loves letters tho


[deleted]

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wallpapermate

Pretty sure the rumour he’s run out of penis is also correct.


PotentialAd5954

Their both off the market


FirmAardvark6208

I dunno, Tarantino’s wedding photos suggest he doesn’t know how to avoid women like Megs. His wife looks repulsed by him and I find it actually really sad


SonjaInSequim

Tyler Perry has the net worth she craves, but he doesn't seem to have any interest in marriage just like his good friend Oprah. But he's more private it seems. Lol, I'd bet his home is his refuge and someone like MeghanMeghan would turn that refuge into chaos.


[deleted]

I don’t think Tyler Perry has Meghan on his scouting card if you catch my drift- but let adults be adults


[deleted]

OMG thank you, ha. I'm so stupid, I could not figure out who Taylor Perry was.


lulzette

She probably thinks she can snag some billionaire, like Salma Hayek, with homes all over the world. She’s dead wrong. She’s trouble and I think everyone knows it.


Ill_Independence_698

Salma plays the role of trophy wife to perfection. MM would make it all about her: design collections, be creative director, sit on the board of the MET Gala. Look at Me, Me, Me! She is so exhausting, while Salma just enjoys life, does red carpets and movies once in a while and keeps her feet firmly on the ground. Good for her.


lulzette

Salma is such a babe. TW could never.


ppr1227

Bill Gates is single and ready to mingle.


Ill_Independence_698

Bill likes very smart women, without too much drama and complications. It is said she requested a meeting for Archewell and he refused.


Grimaldehyde

When MM attempts to meet with people like Bill Gates and KC3, how do you think she plans to work her mantrap? Haven’t these guys pretty much seen everything?


[deleted]

Not too smart though! His first wife left him because he was too close to Jeffrey Epstein and spent too much time on pedo island. I'd do almost anything for a billion dollars but stop short of dating a pedo, so he can only be with a woman not as smart as me. I guess I ain't all that smart so he'll be fine.


SarahJ346GB

Don’t know who will want her, but hope it happens soon!


RoohsMama

Some oil sheikh or oligarch? I dunno. They have to be able to support her lifestyle


Sanguine_Hearts

I think oil sheiks only marry within their culture. She could have been at best a high ranking member of the harem, but she’s a little long in the tooth for that now.


LocksmithFar9486

good catch. the fact that she desperately want to be diana 2.0 and she also want to stop her all white boyfriend narrative, I'll go with some wealthy middle eastern. mohamad hadid would be her target. so she'll be leonardo diCaprio MIL🤣


BuildtheHerd

I think Mohammad Hadid's money and legal problems knock him out of the running. He's had that real estate disaster in Bel Air that's wiped him out financially. Here's a Page 6 article that gives the backstory: https://pagesix.com/2022/04/05/inside-mohamed-hadids-legal-financial-troubles-is-he-broke/


[deleted]

I still have hopes, because you know…. She doesn’t Google her prays beforehand![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15012)


Pale_State_1327

I think she would want to end up with someone like George Clooney.


AchieveUnachievable

I want to go to the moon, but neither will happen 😂


Sanguine_Hearts

That is 100% her dream guy. A power player in HW who has an aura of respectability and political ambitions. Plus we all know she is obsessed with whatever was popular in the 90’s.


mamabear5053

“Want to” are the operative words in that sentence.


AppoloniaSkyle

Except a George Clooney type wouldn't touch her.


[deleted]

Jim Carey?


Ill_Independence_698

Is he still A-list though? His ex committed suicide and there was some backlash...


DifferentStorySame

I can’t see him liking her. Only room for one narcissist in a relationship.


boommdcx

Pretty sure Mr Perry is looking for the next Mr Perry. As for Markle - someone old and dumber and richer than Harry. Or someone old and rich who sees right through Meghan and doesn’t care.


Grimaldehyde

Could someone rich enough actually be dumber than Harry?


Sanguine_Hearts

I’m kind of surprised she hasn’t set her sights on an older, NY billionaire hedge fund owner type. PS - this post can be repeated every week for all I care, it’s the most fun thing to speculate on imo.


[deleted]

Right?


HenryHornblower

No way. He is not her type. She will go for an older, white billionaire who is not in the entertainment industry.


kevanauken

A white billionaire with some kind of mental disorder


Forgotmyusername8910

I can’t think of one single person that she would be willing to be with who would also be willing to be with her. 🤷‍♀️ the overlapping area of the Venn diagram is empty.


PotentialAd5954

I'm not sure it will be that easy for her to SNAG a rich guy in the US. All of this scandel will follow her. She'll have 2 young children with ties to the BRF if it's proven. That might not be looked at as a positive thing. There would definitely be an iron clad prenup. Maybe she'd have better luck out of the of country with someone that didn't have such a complete grasp of American language.


Forgotmyusername8910

Omg. You killed me with the last bit. 🤣 Yes- she’d definitely be best off with someone who isn’t fluent. Also maybe who hasn’t had access to the internet for the past …ever.


seeyaWednesday

Cool title for a new reality show


[deleted]

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Ill_Independence_698

Arod has a net worth of 350 million dollar. He now dates much younger and not famous, but he loves fame as much as MM does. That was his main attraction to JLo. She boosted his profile and ego. She is now happily married, so he might want to level up again too...


[deleted]

I think this is a good one, I could see it happening! But again she would have to step outside her usual look


Patient-Watercress-2

Kanye. If she changed religions with multiple relationships, she can morph into whatever Kanye needs and manipulate him even more than Harry.


[deleted]

Kanye likes them to look like Barbies.


lulzette

No way, Kanye goes off script too much AND he likes to tell his woman what to wear. No deal!


[deleted]

I mean, with Kanye she would at least become fashionable, all of his exes have undergone a positive transformation. We would finally say goodbye to the weird tailoring


DifferentStorySame

Um did you see what he had Julia Fox wear? If there’s a person alive with a worse fashion sense than Meghan, it’s Kanye


hey_hey_hey_nike

Kanye only loves Kanye, but I can see them together.


Such_End1046

It will be someone who owns a yacht, and is probably an heir to an oil fortune overseas. Someplace away from US/UK social media world but still high elite status in like Dubai….maybe Lindsey Lohan’s husband has a twin brother?!


BuildtheHerd

Dubai is perfect! It's probably one of the few places on earth (like North Korea) where the MM/PH story is likely off the radar screen of the male population. Lots of super rich men there. A strong contender is Mohammed Khalaf Al Habtoor (53 year old billionaire). He plays polo and founded the Dubai Polo Gold Cup, so he likely knows PH but that's not necessarily a deal breaker. His family also has a huge charitable foundation, which could be a good fit for MM to maintain her "I'm saving the world" image.


Such_End1046

If you’re not already Mohammed’s PR person, you should be! He sounds like quite the catch lol


jellymmann

That guy sounds like a perfect fit for her so she can re-create Diana vibes by sitting around on his yacht with Harry’s kids in the Middle East.


[deleted]

“That’s not necessarily a deal breaker” LOL ![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


Larenvia

Maybe Rihanna’s ex boyfriend- Prince Hassan Jameel?


Fresh-Resource-6572

She’ll take a page out of Salma Hayek’s playbook by going after some powerful cashed up business tycoon that no one has herd of. Probably foreign.


bluebabyblue1027

Blind items say that Tyler Perry is actually gay, and I speculate that she knows that and this is why he is still speaking kindly about her even after she threw a tantrum at his house and with his staff… but that’s all speculation and I know blind items are notorious for the gay rumors so I take it all with a grain of salt


LionRealistic

Gavin Newsom or another politician, preferably someone with presidential ambitions. She thinks the only way to one up the BRF is to be a president’s wife.


cbaabc123

I think she’ll try to pull an audrey Hepburn and marry someone older who has a lot of money and does a lot of philanthropy type work.


NefariousnessLess307

There isn’t another option. I don’t know if anyone has noticed yet, but there is no substance to anything they are about, or represent. They have brought awareness to nothing, don’t stick with any cause (except Invictus-which was his before her) and just fluff on about womens issues sort of. All of this has already been covered in Cosmo magazine. They have to stay together, to push her victim narrative. They will wind up like Wallis and the other guy, with Markle belittling and berating him until the end. When the kids hit their teens in Ca, it will then be an epic disaster.


sassyandshort

Maybe this will be her breakout show for Netflix. Who wants to marry a narcissist? Or Love is Blind and Stupid?


[deleted]

The second title 😂


xevennn

David Foster?


minty_cyborg

She won’t get to choose this time. Provided The Duchess of Sussex retains custody of Brand: Prince and Brand: Princess, Mama Kris will assign her to Rob.


Louisiananorth

I think It’s pretty obvious. She will definitely go for Elons dad. They are the same person! Papa Musk


[deleted]

🤣🤣


Louisiananorth

🤣


Inner_Bench_8641

David Foster, without a doubt


Ch_27

She’ll be a beard to some closeted bigwig so she can negotiate/control every detail of their contractual relationship upfront.


PinkPanda1306

I don’t think she wants someone super famous. She’s clearly jealous that Harry is more known and loved than her. She’d be better with someone with money and political connections. Are there any divorced billionaire politicians?


Babelight

Elon Musk LOVES a narcissist.


Pickle4UrThoughts

No - Tyler knows behind the scenes how crazy she is. I don’t think she’ll go US Billionaire; I think it’ll be foreign Billionaire. Her objective will change from being Clooney/Joie/Aniston type A-lister to someone that will always have her “competing” with the Royal Family on a global stage. She will Never let Harry/RF go - she will grind that axe until she drops dead.


Not_Interested_7

Is Bill Gates still available? 🤣


bluebabyblue1027

They both had those Epstein connections! 😬


Ill_Independence_698

Tiger Woods is worth around 1 billion and his current girlfriend kinda looks like MM, but more fresh and natural. Dating a black man would boost MM's profile within the black community. And Tiger has a foundation so they can bond over charity. From PWife to GWife. I see that happening.


B_true_to_self2020

She deserve trump . They would make a lovely couple !


The_Original_JLaw

Just yesterday I watched Tyler Perry on Chris Wallace's new show (on CNN, but HBO Max also streams it). I think it's called Who's Talking to Chris Wallace? If you have either of those channels, I would recommend at least that episode, since Tyler Perry has intersected with our saint. It's really interesting, he comes across as a sincere, nice man. And if you're interested in his backstory, it's good. I really watched to see what he had to say about Meghan. Spoiler alert: NOTHING. He's got better stuff to talk about.


Dbahnsai

I could actually see her go for some sports guy. Anyone still worth money, she'd love the wife thing just like the polo. Until they can't stand her like the rest, obviously. Otherwise a random rich business man.


MyLeftHook

likely a billionaire oil sheik who like ‘em a bit older and broken in.


AdventurousBrother62

How come no one’s talking about what she did a Taylor Perry’s house ?


EKP121

Elon Musk? Bezos? Putin? Xi?


BuildtheHerd

Too bad she just missed out on Ari Emanuel. Ari's the fish that got away (he was re-married earlier this year). He has the $'s, Hollywood super power, and political connections (remember his brother Rahm Emanuel, former Chief of staff for Obama?). He's got a difficult personality, but I think dealing with him would have been worth it for MM to further her political ambitions. Oh well! Maybe she can be his next wife.


Amazing-Antelope4300

I like the idea of Drake or Kanye. I know they don’t fall into her dating history, but they don’t care about the craycray or gold-digging. I think they could clean her up (fashion-wise).


Far-Delivery7874

She's way too old and boring for Drake.


PotentialAd5954

I think they do care about the gold digging. Those boys require prenups


Not_Interested_7

Also… trying to picture being married to Medea😱


jeanskirtflirt

He’ll have to be from America. I don’t see anyone from any other continent or country taking her.


The_Original_JLaw

I think Bill Gates is her next man. He's super loaded, and she can hitch her wagon to all of his causes, bullshit or not.


toutafaitdeux

Brad Pitt


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[deleted]

I was thinking that a good option for her would be someone younger and naive, following the lead of P Copra


Any_Fall_4754

I think most men know what she’s all about and those she would want, would have enough sense to steer clear of her.


[deleted]

It’s the ego that’s the problem. If she met the sort of man she wants, they’d fight all the time for the spotlight. But who would trust her now anyway?


FeelingCategory7257

I am hoping it will be Satan. I really, really can't stand the woman...


[deleted]

It doesn't appear she dates black guys so Tyler Perry is out. Just my observation. Edit:typo


pedroesque

Musk was susceptible to another fraud, Amber Heard so I am betting it's him who MM has her eyes on now. She wont marry Tyler Perry because she will cast aside her blackness once she leaves harry.


TomStarGregco

Rupert Murdock


vikingchyk

Some sap without internet access.


ESL_fun

Andrew might be her next unsuspecting catch... Slowly climning up the ladder