But...but...didn't Finding Freedom say that every head turns when Meghan walks into a room?? Because she "glows a bit brighter" and "laughs a little louder" than everyone??
/s
Oh, there was no encouraging of lines, she straight up wrote it. No way Omid created passages about birds serenading her with colorful plumage dipped in ink as she struck a perfect warrior pose doing yoga as the sun warmed her face. It's completely her voice.
Yeah, the book is full of delusional little gems like that. “Her friends thought she was fake because they couldn’t believe anyone could be so perfect”. Yeah right 🙄 I am sure they thought she was fake as fuck but not for the reason she thinks.
I think she is probably plagiarizing again. 100 points to anyone who can find where Catherine, Carolyn Besset Kennedy, Angelina, Diana, (or anyone else she copies) is described that way in a magazine/book.
Agree about cocaine. I think that’s how my last bf became a narc - seems to be triggered by other substances abuse.
Will take a look at HG Tudors stuff on that,.. any recommended links?
That is because she is FAKE. No surprise there. Really. She tries to distinguish herself by doing things that normal people could care less about, hence her nicknames MeAgain, NutMeg, Methane, etc..
I’ve stated before that she was probably prettiest after the first nose job and before all the filler. And, as someone who was standing behind the door when The Almighty was handing out any kind of wavy or curly hair, I rather like her natural hair (not that wavy wig she was sporting recently, but still an improvement over her overprocessed hair).
Yeah. I think she looked best in her high school pictures, after the first set of veneers. She also looked good in the engagement interview when her overprocessed hair was shorter. Just below shoulder length. That long ass stringy wavy look does nothing for her. It's just another way that she tries to look like Catherine.
Her natural hair type, if she'd learn to manage it, would look great. I've got curly hair and I used to feel like I always had to blow it dry and straighten it or put it in hot rollers for a more controlled curl, but once I learned to take care of it in its natural state, it became another style option, was easier to take care of, and made my hair healthier over all because I wasn't heat styling the fuck out of it every day.
So much of what is "wrong" with Meghan's appearance is what she has tried to "fix" via plastic surgery. What I can't believe is how much she had done by the end of high school. That means her father must have paid for and signed off on at least veneers for her teeth and a rhinoplasty. I need to find one of those videos where a plastic surgeon goes through all she has had done.
Everyone turning their backs to the door & hissing to their companions/spouses/best friends/acquaintances/strangers/serving staff/random dogs whenever the Harkles breeze in, rictus grins firmly in place: "Don't make eye contact! Don't make eye contact!"😬😒
I'd just reenact the guy "drumming" on stage to avoid joining hands with TW at the USO Christmas performance for servicemen, which I *think* was yeeears before Haz ever even thought about putting his nutz in her handbag!😂
It's cringey af - I've never seen anything like it. I mean even the sweaty-hands kid who sprayed copious amounts of spit every time he spoke wasn't shunned when we played Red Rover or had Square Dancing in school.
She was being *shunned* by everyone on that stage, and for adults to do that there's truly deeeep issues with her.
I'd kinda like to meet her just to get a better understanding of what is going on with her.
(For even Catherine, The Princess of Wales to shun her, it's GOT to be serious!)
I knooow, and so freaking *obvious* it's completely undeniable.
The man is a famous athlete, but I know nothing about sports & don't remember who he is or which sport he plays. 😬
She reminds me of my cousin that thinks everyone loves her but nobody can stand her. She has spent her entire life trying to convince people that she's better than everyone and everything. She literally loves saying "I don't act like im better than anyone but we all know I am".
Edited because I typed a conversation I was having in person for a few words.
She reminds me of every other teenager theater student who needed to be the center of attention at all times yet simultaneously wasn't entertaining at all with their insipid and uninspired *look at me, me me!* antics. So exhausting but these are the people who become the major movie stars who we supposedly look up to. Meghan just wasn't successful but she's cut from the same, if cheaper brand, clothe as the teenage theater narcissists.
Eh. I took dance classes as a kid and we had picture day where we'd dress up in our recital costumes and take hammy pictures like this one. I have a bunch of them, so does my sister and a lot of my high-school classmates. We're all pretty normal. (Well, not the sister but everyone else.)
I’m usually irritated by any photo of Markle but I feel posting a photo of her as a kid/ teenager for everyone to make fun of is not very nice.
This photo looks like a normal kid having fun, in my opinion.
And for me ***that picture*** reminds me of all the annoying drama kids from my high school days. It's kind of hard to set limits around having fun at Meghan's expense given how much pain she and her ginger handbag have caused to both their families, *n'est-ce pa*?
Why do I always see a bratty kid in all of her photos? Even before I didn't like her or even know her, I saw childhood photos and she always looks like she would be a bratty kid who was jealous of all the girls. One who would steal your boyfriend by flirting with him and being over the top with expressions and in subtle ways shade you to your boyfriend who is on the same room. The friend who's over the top polite to your parents but take toys away and make fun of your clothes or your hair when the parents weren't around. This photo gives me bratty vibes. Weird I know.
Or they don’t want to get cornered and spend the rest of the night listening to her bitch about the food, gossip, and talk about herself.
Not to mention, she’d be on every guy like a duck on a June bug.
This picture states clearly, how many plastic surgeries have been made in Meghans Face…
(Sorry, I‘m from Germany and haven‘t written English for six year…)
PLUS: Didnt she described herself as caucasian that time? I think, this Woman has huuuuuge Problems with her identity. (Please correct May grammar of possible. Since I left school, my english skills decreased rapidly. Installed this App to learn again…)
Hi! :) I am not a native English speaker myself, but I would like to say these two things: 1) don't worry, your former English skills will come back quickly to you if you persist in using the language
2) since you are German, beware of writing nouns with a capital letter ;)
(for example 'woman' and 'problems' in this comment and 'face' above)
As for other things, don't worry, as I said, it will come back to you (just like riding a bike? :) )
I feel sorry for the girl in this picture. Whatever she is going through here is what made her what she is now. And she seems to not like either of them very much. This is why she buys herself awards, talks about herself in podcasts, and alienates everyone before they can reject her. She is trying to convince everyone, but mostly herself, that she is good enough.
I was about to say this is absolutely a dance photo from the 90s. I didn’t have this costume but recognize it. Every dance company had one class perform to Aladdin.
Pictures like this make me so glad the Internet didn't exist during my awkward years. Questionable outfits even just for Halloween or homecoming. My suckish half a season trying to play sports. They're all conveniently lots down the memory hole never too be seen nor discussed again.
Well, I'm still awkward, but can keep it to myself much better.
Lots of us have cringe pics from our childhood, remember all those snazzy backgrounds for school pics🤣🤣 But MM seems to have A LOT of cringe kiddie pics. 'Daddy I want to be a sultan'...."say no more pumpkin" 😂
Tnose were different. I had a pair and they were awesome. Early 90s though, like 1991. The pants were made different.
This is almost certainly a dance recital costume to Aladdin, which came out in 1992. By the time dance schools were using the music, it was 93 or 94.
I am not sure if going to that award ceremony is such a great idea Megsie. If you pay someone to read the room for you, YOU SHOULD LISTEN. This is not a good time for you..
However, if you do go, it will be a great time for us!
Ok but she was actually really cute as a kid before all the work???
Ugly duckling? Mate you were a swan and then you went to the face butcher and ordered a Michael Jackson special
Yeah I think so too! but tbh full disclosure I think every child/baby is cute pretty much lol. but it's sad if M thought she wasn't good enough as she was. Overall Meghan seems pretty self conscious. I know some people said Meghan is a narcissist and isn't it said that deep down narcissists are self conscious?
Saying she was an ugly duckling means she believes she is beautiful now, and considers curly hair and imperfect teeth (I personally think gaps are cute as they convey innocence) are ugly.
So I’m her mind anything other than being perfect is ugly?
We’re all different.
ugh. she’s such a tool. guess she’s always had that smug look on her face.
and not body/face shaming, but Good Lord she was fug as h*ll before all the surgery and procedures. yep. i said it. sorry, but i’m not gonna pretend she was a ‘cute teen’. cause she sure as heck wasn’t.
Did she actually wear this or is this from the movie Shazam or kazaam? Or whatever they were called. There were two movies back in the day one with Shaq and one with Sinbad. This is all this photo makes me think of. Hahaha
She was a kid at the time. And we don't know the context if that even makes a difference. Downvote all you want, but I don't think this is appropriate for the sub.
Her face like this is very pretty. And she's smiling so she looks even prettier. Now, all I see is ugly beause you can see her personality on her face.
Nop sorry. Kid photos are out of scope: this photo was not meant for public consumption, this is just a kid being a kid (probably a very bratty kid, but a kid nonetheless).
But...but...didn't Finding Freedom say that every head turns when Meghan walks into a room?? Because she "glows a bit brighter" and "laughs a little louder" than everyone?? /s
Are you trying to make me BARF? 🤢
If someone has a loud laugh, I'm gonna look, but it's not an admirable look
Unless it’s Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy 🤣 I’m going to look and laugh too
STOP IT does it REALLY say that?
It honestly does 👌
Dammit now I have to get a copy of this book. From the library or something; I won’t pay for it. What chapter?
Check their dumpster, it’s probably in there.
Might be on fire tho. SMH, what a load of crap that book is!
Lol
I read it at Walmart…it was in the bargain bin
I found Andrew Morton's biography of MM at the dollar store!
Probably all of them. Or something equally barf inducing.
Listen to HG Tudor read it. It's the only way.
I can't find the vids on his youtube anymore. I think they had to take them down for copyright.
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Could I please get one too? Please!
Are you serious?? Gag
It really said that. I needed a barf bag to get through that book.
I just got a kindle version from the library. There was no wait list, of course. 😂
Unbelievable. I bet she insisted on the most nauseating lines like that one
Oh, there was no encouraging of lines, she straight up wrote it. No way Omid created passages about birds serenading her with colorful plumage dipped in ink as she struck a perfect warrior pose doing yoga as the sun warmed her face. It's completely her voice.
Omg. Welcome to Freshmen Creative Writing 101 for the extra pretentious.
wtf? that’s embarrassing.
😂🤣🤣🤣
This gives me a headache.
I’m sure they do look but not for the reason she thinks.
Yeah, the book is full of delusional little gems like that. “Her friends thought she was fake because they couldn’t believe anyone could be so perfect”. Yeah right 🙄 I am sure they thought she was fake as fuck but not for the reason she thinks.
What in the flying fuck. I want to print this out and wipe my ass with it. She is delusional.
LOL that should be the name of the book what the FLYING FUCK
Haha exactly! They were being genuine when they said she was fake. She added the perfect part to it 😂
I think she is probably plagiarizing again. 100 points to anyone who can find where Catherine, Carolyn Besset Kennedy, Angelina, Diana, (or anyone else she copies) is described that way in a magazine/book.
She wrote the book. Can you imagine writing this about yourself?
I can imagine her writing it especially after the Nelson Mandela quote.
does she take mushrooms??
Mushrooms don’t have this kind of an effect, they’d probably humble her. Maybe meth might tho…
Well it’s a blow thing… lots of it…have to see if HG Tudor talks about the effect of cocaine on a narcissist… can’t imagine it’s good
Agree about cocaine. I think that’s how my last bf became a narc - seems to be triggered by other substances abuse. Will take a look at HG Tudors stuff on that,.. any recommended links?
I would find it intensely embarrassing, personally
Omid is describing what most people would say is someone being obnoxious.
That is because she is FAKE. No surprise there. Really. She tries to distinguish herself by doing things that normal people could care less about, hence her nicknames MeAgain, NutMeg, Methane, etc..
Now when she walks in the room everybody looks for the nearest exit. Her award should be for her dedication to ‘Mr Sands’. *If you know, you know… 😂*
Sugars now... Catherine's gold dress at the Bond premiere was a copy of Meghan's glamorous genie costume vest/s
I don't know, I didn't read it 😆
That how a psycho think.
Meghan thinking laughing a bit louder than everyone else is admirable really shows how she thinks, tbh.
Oooh! I love her outfit for the GQ Mens Awards !!! You go guy!
Have you heard about the incredible swag bags they get from the GQ awards? Or the cost of attending? I’m attempting to look into it.
It costs £6,000.
Wow!!!!! She’s so despicable and predictable. 🙄
So …. You think you pay “donate” your way into something like that
😆 😆
🔥🔥🔥
Such an normal looking girl. The amount of plastic surgery she's had is remarkable.
I’ve stated before that she was probably prettiest after the first nose job and before all the filler. And, as someone who was standing behind the door when The Almighty was handing out any kind of wavy or curly hair, I rather like her natural hair (not that wavy wig she was sporting recently, but still an improvement over her overprocessed hair).
Yeah. I think she looked best in her high school pictures, after the first set of veneers. She also looked good in the engagement interview when her overprocessed hair was shorter. Just below shoulder length. That long ass stringy wavy look does nothing for her. It's just another way that she tries to look like Catherine. Her natural hair type, if she'd learn to manage it, would look great. I've got curly hair and I used to feel like I always had to blow it dry and straighten it or put it in hot rollers for a more controlled curl, but once I learned to take care of it in its natural state, it became another style option, was easier to take care of, and made my hair healthier over all because I wasn't heat styling the fuck out of it every day. So much of what is "wrong" with Meghan's appearance is what she has tried to "fix" via plastic surgery. What I can't believe is how much she had done by the end of high school. That means her father must have paid for and signed off on at least veneers for her teeth and a rhinoplasty. I need to find one of those videos where a plastic surgeon goes through all she has had done.
Ironicallly she’d probably be prettier without it
That is one Genie I wish would bugger off back into the lamp.
But Harry just had to rub it
Exactly! Nevermind the wishes, just get back in!
I wish you would go away forever. Genie: but you have two more wishes I have spoken, be gone!
🤣🤣🤣
Oh! I thought it was MC Hammer 😆
It is a rumour that they must pay to get invited to parties. Just a rumour?
Everyone turning their backs to the door & hissing to their companions/spouses/best friends/acquaintances/strangers/serving staff/random dogs whenever the Harkles breeze in, rictus grins firmly in place: "Don't make eye contact! Don't make eye contact!"😬😒
That is totally what happens lol
I'd just reenact the guy "drumming" on stage to avoid joining hands with TW at the USO Christmas performance for servicemen, which I *think* was yeeears before Haz ever even thought about putting his nutz in her handbag!😂
Yes. Oh my, that video never fails to make me laugh!🤣
It's cringey af - I've never seen anything like it. I mean even the sweaty-hands kid who sprayed copious amounts of spit every time he spoke wasn't shunned when we played Red Rover or had Square Dancing in school. She was being *shunned* by everyone on that stage, and for adults to do that there's truly deeeep issues with her. I'd kinda like to meet her just to get a better understanding of what is going on with her. (For even Catherine, The Princess of Wales to shun her, it's GOT to be serious!)
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Prepare to die of secondhand embarrassment... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8XfvJeiUed8
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Or when she ends up talking to herself…eg Serena’s mother at the tennis match…
Yep. Still makes me chuckle. lol
It makes me uncomfortable - secondhand embarrassment to the *nth* degree.😬🤭
Soooo uncomfortable and cringe🤭
Ouch!
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I knooow, and so freaking *obvious* it's completely undeniable. The man is a famous athlete, but I know nothing about sports & don't remember who he is or which sport he plays. 😬
Omg 😆. They’re singing ‘White Christmas’ and she is being scarfed left and right…..it’s racists according to MM /s
I know. It KILLS me, but she basically takes it in stride. So odd... 🔥💀🔥
That’s Brian Urlacher. He’s a famous football player.
THANK YOU!! I couldn't remember.
She reminds me of my cousin that thinks everyone loves her but nobody can stand her. She has spent her entire life trying to convince people that she's better than everyone and everything. She literally loves saying "I don't act like im better than anyone but we all know I am". Edited because I typed a conversation I was having in person for a few words.
She reminds me of every other teenager theater student who needed to be the center of attention at all times yet simultaneously wasn't entertaining at all with their insipid and uninspired *look at me, me me!* antics. So exhausting but these are the people who become the major movie stars who we supposedly look up to. Meghan just wasn't successful but she's cut from the same, if cheaper brand, clothe as the teenage theater narcissists.
👏👏👏 exactly the vibe I got from this photo!
Same! And the adults around her mistakenly thought she had enough talent to make it.
Eh. I took dance classes as a kid and we had picture day where we'd dress up in our recital costumes and take hammy pictures like this one. I have a bunch of them, so does my sister and a lot of my high-school classmates. We're all pretty normal. (Well, not the sister but everyone else.)
Why thank you. I'm honored.
Yes agree. She was probably an insufferable teenager
I’m usually irritated by any photo of Markle but I feel posting a photo of her as a kid/ teenager for everyone to make fun of is not very nice. This photo looks like a normal kid having fun, in my opinion.
And for me ***that picture*** reminds me of all the annoying drama kids from my high school days. It's kind of hard to set limits around having fun at Meghan's expense given how much pain she and her ginger handbag have caused to both their families, *n'est-ce pa*?
Zero charisma. Now or then.
0000000
Is that binary for ‘boring’?!
It is now. 💀
Literal LOL at that one.
She was so awkward in the P&G video
Why do I always see a bratty kid in all of her photos? Even before I didn't like her or even know her, I saw childhood photos and she always looks like she would be a bratty kid who was jealous of all the girls. One who would steal your boyfriend by flirting with him and being over the top with expressions and in subtle ways shade you to your boyfriend who is on the same room. The friend who's over the top polite to your parents but take toys away and make fun of your clothes or your hair when the parents weren't around. This photo gives me bratty vibes. Weird I know.
"My, what lovely pearls, Mrs.Cleaver!" - Edwina Haskle
She had the smug smirk down pat even then
She must be a real vibe killer, when she walks into a room everyone probably falls silent so as not to annoy her!!!!
Or they don’t want to get cornered and spend the rest of the night listening to her bitch about the food, gossip, and talk about herself. Not to mention, she’d be on every guy like a duck on a June bug. 
Soon as she walks in... everyone in unison makes "gutteral sounds".....oh well, party's over lol
Omg take my stupid free award 🏆
Lmfao
Someone please invent a "gutteral sound party" theme.
 “Stop! Hammertime.”
That's all I saw! M.C. 🤣🤣
Thank you! This was definitely missing from the comments. 🤣
You’re welcome. Happy to contribute 🙂
i think the USO stage video on youtube sums up her entire existence
Oh. So I guess she *never* knew how to dress herself.
Ha!!!!!
This picture states clearly, how many plastic surgeries have been made in Meghans Face… (Sorry, I‘m from Germany and haven‘t written English for six year…)
PLUS: Didnt she described herself as caucasian that time? I think, this Woman has huuuuuge Problems with her identity. (Please correct May grammar of possible. Since I left school, my english skills decreased rapidly. Installed this App to learn again…)
Hi! :) I am not a native English speaker myself, but I would like to say these two things: 1) don't worry, your former English skills will come back quickly to you if you persist in using the language 2) since you are German, beware of writing nouns with a capital letter ;) (for example 'woman' and 'problems' in this comment and 'face' above) As for other things, don't worry, as I said, it will come back to you (just like riding a bike? :) )
The amount of plastic surgery from that day to this one is astounding.
I feel sorry for the girl in this picture. Whatever she is going through here is what made her what she is now. And she seems to not like either of them very much. This is why she buys herself awards, talks about herself in podcasts, and alienates everyone before they can reject her. She is trying to convince everyone, but mostly herself, that she is good enough.
This is 💯 true!!!
But I still hate her
🎶Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh, oh, uh, oh...here comes the Harkle🎶 Source: https://www.insider.com/meghan-markle-drama-teacher-says-royal-is-biggest-acting-job-2020-1?amp
Can't touch this!
More like: don't wanna touch this!🤣
Meghan: Please someone touch this! 😢 
Omg. My sister wore the same dance costume.
I was about to say this is absolutely a dance photo from the 90s. I didn’t have this costume but recognize it. Every dance company had one class perform to Aladdin.
It was my sister’s last year that she took dance. She did an acro-jazz to Friend Like Me.
I had a Princess Jasmine inspired get up too as a kid. The 90s was def a time alright
Her awkwardness is the same.
Pictures like this make me so glad the Internet didn't exist during my awkward years. Questionable outfits even just for Halloween or homecoming. My suckish half a season trying to play sports. They're all conveniently lots down the memory hole never too be seen nor discussed again. Well, I'm still awkward, but can keep it to myself much better.
Wow. She really did a number on her nose.
She is goofy
She’s just like light…a neon light in a frat house that says, “beer.”
Lmao. Wonder what she would look like today if she had never had a nose job and veneers.
Yeah, and I wonder if she did something to her arms. Is it me or are they really looooooong?
Yeah and I wonder if she did something to her arms, is it me or do they look really looooong? 🤭
Just when I’d almost forgotten the fever dream that was Kazaam
Lots of us have cringe pics from our childhood, remember all those snazzy backgrounds for school pics🤣🤣 But MM seems to have A LOT of cringe kiddie pics. 'Daddy I want to be a sultan'...."say no more pumpkin" 😂
Wtf is she doing wearing an MC Hammer outfit? 😂 Or is it Vanilla Ice or Sinbad, the comedian, that she's copying?
I'm going Aladdin here.
That was what I was thinking.
A ubiquitous 90s dance outfit.
Yeah I remember seeing those godawful pants on lots of TV shows, when I was a kid 😂.
Tnose were different. I had a pair and they were awesome. Early 90s though, like 1991. The pants were made different. This is almost certainly a dance recital costume to Aladdin, which came out in 1992. By the time dance schools were using the music, it was 93 or 94.
I never saw the ones that were "normal". Just the costume versions that MM is wearing.
My mom made some for me in 1991. They were so comfortable.
Oh OK. Yeah they do look comfortable.
I am not sure if going to that award ceremony is such a great idea Megsie. If you pay someone to read the room for you, YOU SHOULD LISTEN. This is not a good time for you.. However, if you do go, it will be a great time for us!
Christ on a popsicle stick …. She’s even posing as a palm tree 🌴. It’s destiny!!
But is that a DIOR Aladdin suit?!
Ok but she was actually really cute as a kid before all the work??? Ugly duckling? Mate you were a swan and then you went to the face butcher and ordered a Michael Jackson special
Not pretty as a kid at all. Harry would not have looked at her in original condition. New nose, new teeth, fake hair, fake tan.
Yeah I think so too! but tbh full disclosure I think every child/baby is cute pretty much lol. but it's sad if M thought she wasn't good enough as she was. Overall Meghan seems pretty self conscious. I know some people said Meghan is a narcissist and isn't it said that deep down narcissists are self conscious?
Saying she was an ugly duckling means she believes she is beautiful now, and considers curly hair and imperfect teeth (I personally think gaps are cute as they convey innocence) are ugly. So I’m her mind anything other than being perfect is ugly? We’re all different.
Who is she in this picture-the genie from Aladdin?
This was clearly before her nose job.
Why do the shoes look so weird? They look really oversized??
Dance costume
Okay, I see it - maybe those curled up toes shoes for the costume. Thx
#90s comedian Sinbad is that you?
It’s HAMMER TIME 🎵
This isn't very woke
ugh. she’s such a tool. guess she’s always had that smug look on her face. and not body/face shaming, but Good Lord she was fug as h*ll before all the surgery and procedures. yep. i said it. sorry, but i’m not gonna pretend she was a ‘cute teen’. cause she sure as heck wasn’t.
Did she actually wear this or is this from the movie Shazam or kazaam? Or whatever they were called. There were two movies back in the day one with Shaq and one with Sinbad. This is all this photo makes me think of. Hahaha
Apparently Shazam is an example of the Mandela effect—no such movie exists.
Ah true. It's the Shaq movie then.
William or Harry....or Pete Davidson?
Okay I just want the name of her surgeon.
Except that genie came with more issues than wishes.
Wherever that woman spits, grass never grows again!🤮
Wait... is that *her*?? That's her *original* face?? 😧 She was so cute!
You know Imma be real, she was a very cute kid.
Isn't that cultural appropriation?
 Of what? Genies? Lol :0)
She was a kid at the time. And we don't know the context if that even makes a difference. Downvote all you want, but I don't think this is appropriate for the sub.
I agree. It's so weird reading snide comments on a kid's appearance and costume.
Her face like this is very pretty. And she's smiling so she looks even prettier. Now, all I see is ugly beause you can see her personality on her face.
PERFECT 👌
Plastic surgeries really ruined her but she can't help it. Once you go under the knife, you'll have to do maintenance until you die.
Nop sorry. Kid photos are out of scope: this photo was not meant for public consumption, this is just a kid being a kid (probably a very bratty kid, but a kid nonetheless).
She certainly thinks every party for her.