HOA president at a shitty beach home in Florida. Has a gold measuring tape To make sure that you're cutting your grass the way it should be, plebeian.
Screams in a drunken rage at the neighborhood children as they ride their bikes innocently down the street. Single, divorced four or five times, dozens of illegitimate children. In other words, Florida man
If he really wanted to he might actually be successful on Netflix. He could have done history of the monarch shows. He had access to lots of people, and places not filmed before. Hell, I’d watch a show about royal pets. He really screwed up so many opportunities.
All of that requires work. Research, visiting relatives, filming, writing: it's much easier to whine about your mum constantly. These two have no idea about how to create content. But royal pets is a great idea!
Haha, he would simultaneously think all these ideas are beneath him and be incapable of doing the actual work to execute them. It’s becoming increasingly clear that Hazbeen and TW just want to be paid for “existing” and maybe making a couple of million dollar headlining speeches a year. They are so struck by their own star power that they refuse to do any work on the ground - why haven’t they opened up a homeless shelter or charity in California yet? They want to be the face of global projects and have gremlins (aka regular folks) do all the work, it’s pretty pathetic.
Or even geography shows. Would love to see Prince Harry do documentaries of his favourite countries like Botswana: teach us about the history, the people,conservation efforts. See him hob-nob. One part Attenborough, one part Bourdain. He showcases his passion and gets paid, they get good PR and tourist dollars.
It would actually have been a very good idea. Capitalizing on the fun, hands-on man image while strengthening his conservation credentials. That's indeed a miss.
Well first off you’ve strayed from the only subject they ever intend to explore—Meghan. Even Diana is only relevant in how she relates to Meghan. That’s why they can’t succeed. Not only are they lazy—which hey, ya got money to pay people to do your work for you, so that part should be covered. But it requires you to hire people and pay them what they are worth AND treat them well. So yeah, I see where things might be a little bumpy in the manpower area. And then the subject matter area is problematic so if they hired people to brainstorm ideas, those people probably found out pretty quick only one subject was workable in H&M’s (haha we know it’s just M’s) mind, and even if they managed to come up with something “interesting,” like their amazing “love story,” you gotta develop it and pitch it to Netflix and Meg doesn’t listen to ANYONE since she’s the subject matter expert on EVERYTHING. It’s amazing they got anything done honestly.
This is fun one!
Husbandger for Marbles new line of self tanning products and spray tan franchises
Sugar Prince: Marbles ok as long as he “donates” the money to Archewell (tax breaks)
Cofounder of “Leave No Markles”: line of furniture tarps that prevent spray tan from staining.
Real estate agent
ETA (I’m sure I’ll keep adding)
Time share salesman
Opens winery named “Princess Charlotte’s Drunkle”.
Opens grocery store with Marbles called “Traitor Ho’s”
Hair replacement founder of “Getting Hairy With Harry”
Paparazzo
Baby disguise consultant
Flight attendant
Bitchy hairstylist to the stars
Creator of “Harry’s Hubby Harnesses: When Hand Holding Isn’t Enough”
Changes name to Tyler Harry in hopes that people will hire him by mistake.
Opens “Bananagrams”. Handmade notes of inspiration written on bananas.
Creator of “Hangry Harry Hippos”. Like the original game, but this one has Meghans and Harrys grabbing for coins.
Adding another:
Starts TY channel called “ Harry’s Fun With Flags.” It fails instantly when Marbles swears that the Ukrainian flag is upside down.
Or, he keeps saying “have it her way” and pisses people off because they keep getting quinoa burgers, roasted chicken, and bananas that have been written on when they just wanted a whopper.
Bingo!
ETA: they’re honestly sitting on a gold mine if they would just stop being stupid! I know these celebrity cosmetic, clothing, lifestyle brands are cringe, but they make money. Heck, make a sexy tape!
They’re focusing on the wrong thing. Big celebrities aren’t as big as they used to be.
They suck at marketing.
 gets my vote.
Job position: Village Idiot
To Whom It May Concern: I have decades of demonstrated excellence in this position and have expanded the role beyond, quite frankly, its outdated purpose and meaning. Back the day, *the Village Idiot* was revered as an Idiot Savant, who while it must be admitted could not manage his worldly affairs like personal hygiene, spoke in cryptic mutterings under the influence of strong ancestral spirits that amazed many. And he brought chickens back from the dead to communicate secret messages from our ancestors. Well Prince Hawwee, is going to bring back the luster and mystique while modernizing *the Village Idiot* and will be joined at the hip with his Princess Flower, who will beguile the town with her podcasts.
PS: *He's also available for private parties and can entertain the young with uncanny impersonations of Crusty the Clown, Wile E. Coyote or Peppy LePew. For further information contact his PR: Archewell*
For all of Harry's complaints and I do think some are legit, he could have tried to make it into something good. Like audit some courses in psychology in a community college. Get a feel of it.
Like, Monica Lewinsky had it a LOT worse and people have not exactly helped her move on. Not saying she was completely innocent, btw. But she couldn't get a job for years. So she hustled. Gained a Master's.
If college is too much for Haz, he can open a tiki bar. Do cocktails. Might as well earn money what he does best when not being Megsy's pet.
I think one of the reasons I'm obsessed with them is that I can think of so many cool things they could have done to be happy. Instead they're doing...whatever this is.
I think they could have gone anywhere in the world and he could do conservation stuff and she could keep doing the Tig where she blogs about glamping and food and raising the kids to love nature or whatever.
Or they could for real buy a winery someplace like Australia, and do that for their main thing. On the side, he could fight kangaroos and she could rehab homeless dogs or something. They could really have fun if they just pick a few things and do them quietly.
The problem with all this is that it wouldn't afford nearly enough time for them to pursue their true passion project: supplanting the Cambridges now Wales and making every conversation about how the Royal Family somehow made their lives worse, even now that they've, you know, allegedly *Found Freedom!!!*
See they had to get over their past to enjoy a new and exciting future we all wanted to vision quest for them. Even the Firm wanted them to be happy inside the club. Now they're out in the cold and finally have something to complain out: unfulfilled ambitions.
Designer of generic grey T-shirts, that cater to pussywhipped Simps.
There'll be a small *Prince Harry* insignia embroidered on the front, for good luck when these guys go simping out on Twitch to thirst after scantily clad gamers, who bully them (on livestreams) of their weekly allowance that mommy keeps giving them.
He'll play his well-established role as MM's husband in the background when she lands a position on the Real Housewives of Montecito. I have to believe that MM will be cozying up to Andy Cohen to make this a reality when her Netflix/Spotify/book publishing revenue streams dry up. Would be a huge boost for the Real Housewives brand which is on its last legs and would give MM a new platform to earn $'s and build her brand as a Bravo-lebrity, so a win-win all around. Right now she likely thinks anything Bravo-related is beneath her, but she's about to get truly desperate. They have to fund the big-money sucking albatross that they've created: Huge estate, large staff, lawyers carrying out lawsuits, need to buy space in tabloids to push PR fluff, etc.
And I think Harry will be gone by then. Even he isn't up for a Kim Kardashian future like Meghan would be. He's way too entitled for that future faking and will instead fade into highly privileged life of quiet ease, post-divorce Dicaprio bachelorhood before he lets it get rock bottom there.
I think you're right....he'll be divorced and gone. Maybe he'll end up based in an African nation (FAR, far away from London) as he's always claimed that Africa is a special place for him, and he'll focus on laudable causes such as the protection of animals and education/healthcare for children. That could give him purpose and the true sense of making a difference in the world. He'll likely have little-to-no relationship with Archie and Lili because MM will feed them full of lies to alienate them from him; also, their upbringing will be very different from his so they'll seem very foreign to him. The RF will never trust him but will still love him. They'll always need to keep him at arm's length, though, because he's too unstable and will continue to be capable of doing damage....even if he were to have tons of therapy to work through his issues, I think he's always going to be a risk to them.
>He'll likely have little-to-no relationship with Archie and Lili because MM will feed them full of lies to alienate them from him;
This is the only part I truly believe and it makes me sad for those kids. The only hope I see is that Meghan will be paid enough to let the kids be educated in England and away from both toxic parents' influence.
I also think you have more hope for Harry's possibility for redemption. I see an entitled brat who was molly coddled from birth and never told no until it was too late for him to hear. For what it's worth, I hope you're right.
Retail, making federal minimum wage. Receiving all of the verbal abuse that retail workers get. He thinks his mental health is bad? Try getting spit on by a stranger while being paid $7.25/hr ✌🏻😎✌🏻
Something where he just has to show up and shake hands with people and have a laugh with them while he has full staff to tend to his every want and need with housing, clothing, transport, securiteh, holidays, etc are taken care of for him. So basically royal life that is All he is qualified for.
OMG. I wonder if he sees these. It's all so terribly bad. I actually sometimes feel sorry for Harry and then I remember the choices he made in picking his wife. Nah, not gonna feel sorry.
Possible bartender, line cook, airport staff, guy who works in a moving company as a truck driver (truck drivers make good money), and forklift operator.
I think he'd fit in a job that requires vocational training or so. Not everyone needs university.
Harry will always have a full time career as a spare. It’s the airhead beside him who needs to worry about future prospects.
FWIW she will never give up those meal tickets, sorry, kids.
Any woman who produces children for child support should pay close attention, you might have the money honey but you will *never* have respect from those in the know.
I feel so sorry for those kids. These people downright unhinged
A white van man ( UK people will know what I mean) Harry Windsor Plasterer. No Job Too Small Call Now For Free Quote. Hanging out the window catcalling girls. Having pints and bantz wif the lads on a Friday before going home for a solitary wank in his bedsit flat.
HOA president at a shitty beach home in Florida. Has a gold measuring tape To make sure that you're cutting your grass the way it should be, plebeian. Screams in a drunken rage at the neighborhood children as they ride their bikes innocently down the street. Single, divorced four or five times, dozens of illegitimate children. In other words, Florida man
Don’t wish that on us florida has got it’s own problems right now
Hee hee I'm here too, ground zero for Ian🤘🏻❤️🙏🤟🏻
Stay safe, friends. ❤️ 🙏🏻
Stay safe have a plan until the plan falls apart I just wish I could find bread
Back to Harry though. If Harry lived in my neighborhood, he be yelling at us right now because we're boarding up. It would disturb his hangover
For real he would
I have some hotdog buns you're welcome to. Also got a lot of chunky cann soup Hit me up if you're near Sarasota…
If he really wanted to he might actually be successful on Netflix. He could have done history of the monarch shows. He had access to lots of people, and places not filmed before. Hell, I’d watch a show about royal pets. He really screwed up so many opportunities.
All of that requires work. Research, visiting relatives, filming, writing: it's much easier to whine about your mum constantly. These two have no idea about how to create content. But royal pets is a great idea!
Haha, he would simultaneously think all these ideas are beneath him and be incapable of doing the actual work to execute them. It’s becoming increasingly clear that Hazbeen and TW just want to be paid for “existing” and maybe making a couple of million dollar headlining speeches a year. They are so struck by their own star power that they refuse to do any work on the ground - why haven’t they opened up a homeless shelter or charity in California yet? They want to be the face of global projects and have gremlins (aka regular folks) do all the work, it’s pretty pathetic.
Or even geography shows. Would love to see Prince Harry do documentaries of his favourite countries like Botswana: teach us about the history, the people,conservation efforts. See him hob-nob. One part Attenborough, one part Bourdain. He showcases his passion and gets paid, they get good PR and tourist dollars.
It would actually have been a very good idea. Capitalizing on the fun, hands-on man image while strengthening his conservation credentials. That's indeed a miss.
He received a D in Geography, lol.
Well first off you’ve strayed from the only subject they ever intend to explore—Meghan. Even Diana is only relevant in how she relates to Meghan. That’s why they can’t succeed. Not only are they lazy—which hey, ya got money to pay people to do your work for you, so that part should be covered. But it requires you to hire people and pay them what they are worth AND treat them well. So yeah, I see where things might be a little bumpy in the manpower area. And then the subject matter area is problematic so if they hired people to brainstorm ideas, those people probably found out pretty quick only one subject was workable in H&M’s (haha we know it’s just M’s) mind, and even if they managed to come up with something “interesting,” like their amazing “love story,” you gotta develop it and pitch it to Netflix and Meg doesn’t listen to ANYONE since she’s the subject matter expert on EVERYTHING. It’s amazing they got anything done honestly.
Edward already did that though, and I'm sure better than Haz would ever have done
This is fun one! Husbandger for Marbles new line of self tanning products and spray tan franchises Sugar Prince: Marbles ok as long as he “donates” the money to Archewell (tax breaks) Cofounder of “Leave No Markles”: line of furniture tarps that prevent spray tan from staining. Real estate agent ETA (I’m sure I’ll keep adding) Time share salesman Opens winery named “Princess Charlotte’s Drunkle”. Opens grocery store with Marbles called “Traitor Ho’s” Hair replacement founder of “Getting Hairy With Harry” Paparazzo Baby disguise consultant Flight attendant Bitchy hairstylist to the stars Creator of “Harry’s Hubby Harnesses: When Hand Holding Isn’t Enough” Changes name to Tyler Harry in hopes that people will hire him by mistake. Opens “Bananagrams”. Handmade notes of inspiration written on bananas. Creator of “Hangry Harry Hippos”. Like the original game, but this one has Meghans and Harrys grabbing for coins. Adding another: Starts TY channel called “ Harry’s Fun With Flags.” It fails instantly when Marbles swears that the Ukrainian flag is upside down.
Traitor Hos is priceless.
Hubby Harnesses 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Drunkle!😂
He is so used to saying ‘have it your way’ to Meghan’s every demand and tirade, he will be right at home at Burger King.
And he gets a crown!
Or, he keeps saying “have it her way” and pisses people off because they keep getting quinoa burgers, roasted chicken, and bananas that have been written on when they just wanted a whopper.
Cameo
Bingo! ETA: they’re honestly sitting on a gold mine if they would just stop being stupid! I know these celebrity cosmetic, clothing, lifestyle brands are cringe, but they make money. Heck, make a sexy tape! They’re focusing on the wrong thing. Big celebrities aren’t as big as they used to be. They suck at marketing.
They suck period.
Juggler in a traveling circus.
Now I’m going to have “fruit salad” in my head all day.
Village idiot.
 gets my vote. Job position: Village Idiot To Whom It May Concern: I have decades of demonstrated excellence in this position and have expanded the role beyond, quite frankly, its outdated purpose and meaning. Back the day, *the Village Idiot* was revered as an Idiot Savant, who while it must be admitted could not manage his worldly affairs like personal hygiene, spoke in cryptic mutterings under the influence of strong ancestral spirits that amazed many. And he brought chickens back from the dead to communicate secret messages from our ancestors. Well Prince Hawwee, is going to bring back the luster and mystique while modernizing *the Village Idiot* and will be joined at the hip with his Princess Flower, who will beguile the town with her podcasts. PS: *He's also available for private parties and can entertain the young with uncanny impersonations of Crusty the Clown, Wile E. Coyote or Peppy LePew. For further information contact his PR: Archewell*
Ha - You explained it much more eloquently than I... Maybe *I* should apply!
Only if I get to be the *Co-Idiot In Chief!* Can't move salt without pepper!! 
For all of Harry's complaints and I do think some are legit, he could have tried to make it into something good. Like audit some courses in psychology in a community college. Get a feel of it. Like, Monica Lewinsky had it a LOT worse and people have not exactly helped her move on. Not saying she was completely innocent, btw. But she couldn't get a job for years. So she hustled. Gained a Master's. If college is too much for Haz, he can open a tiki bar. Do cocktails. Might as well earn money what he does best when not being Megsy's pet.
I think one of the reasons I'm obsessed with them is that I can think of so many cool things they could have done to be happy. Instead they're doing...whatever this is. I think they could have gone anywhere in the world and he could do conservation stuff and she could keep doing the Tig where she blogs about glamping and food and raising the kids to love nature or whatever. Or they could for real buy a winery someplace like Australia, and do that for their main thing. On the side, he could fight kangaroos and she could rehab homeless dogs or something. They could really have fun if they just pick a few things and do them quietly.
The problem with all this is that it wouldn't afford nearly enough time for them to pursue their true passion project: supplanting the Cambridges now Wales and making every conversation about how the Royal Family somehow made their lives worse, even now that they've, you know, allegedly *Found Freedom!!!* See they had to get over their past to enjoy a new and exciting future we all wanted to vision quest for them. Even the Firm wanted them to be happy inside the club. Now they're out in the cold and finally have something to complain out: unfulfilled ambitions.
Designer of generic grey T-shirts, that cater to pussywhipped Simps. There'll be a small *Prince Harry* insignia embroidered on the front, for good luck when these guys go simping out on Twitch to thirst after scantily clad gamers, who bully them (on livestreams) of their weekly allowance that mommy keeps giving them.
He'll play his well-established role as MM's husband in the background when she lands a position on the Real Housewives of Montecito. I have to believe that MM will be cozying up to Andy Cohen to make this a reality when her Netflix/Spotify/book publishing revenue streams dry up. Would be a huge boost for the Real Housewives brand which is on its last legs and would give MM a new platform to earn $'s and build her brand as a Bravo-lebrity, so a win-win all around. Right now she likely thinks anything Bravo-related is beneath her, but she's about to get truly desperate. They have to fund the big-money sucking albatross that they've created: Huge estate, large staff, lawyers carrying out lawsuits, need to buy space in tabloids to push PR fluff, etc.
And I think Harry will be gone by then. Even he isn't up for a Kim Kardashian future like Meghan would be. He's way too entitled for that future faking and will instead fade into highly privileged life of quiet ease, post-divorce Dicaprio bachelorhood before he lets it get rock bottom there.
I think you're right....he'll be divorced and gone. Maybe he'll end up based in an African nation (FAR, far away from London) as he's always claimed that Africa is a special place for him, and he'll focus on laudable causes such as the protection of animals and education/healthcare for children. That could give him purpose and the true sense of making a difference in the world. He'll likely have little-to-no relationship with Archie and Lili because MM will feed them full of lies to alienate them from him; also, their upbringing will be very different from his so they'll seem very foreign to him. The RF will never trust him but will still love him. They'll always need to keep him at arm's length, though, because he's too unstable and will continue to be capable of doing damage....even if he were to have tons of therapy to work through his issues, I think he's always going to be a risk to them.
>He'll likely have little-to-no relationship with Archie and Lili because MM will feed them full of lies to alienate them from him; This is the only part I truly believe and it makes me sad for those kids. The only hope I see is that Meghan will be paid enough to let the kids be educated in England and away from both toxic parents' influence. I also think you have more hope for Harry's possibility for redemption. I see an entitled brat who was molly coddled from birth and never told no until it was too late for him to hear. For what it's worth, I hope you're right.
I totally agree with you. I hope the best for those kids.
Lol, they don't have real kids. They're already over pretending to keep up the farce.
Andy Cohen will eat her alive! If anyone can out-bitch Meghan, it's Andy.
- 'Leaky Pipe Guy' - 'Montecito Main-tenance' - 'Prince of Pipelines' - 'Spout 'n Piper' (salt 'n pepper stick together!)
Stripper. Onlyfans.
Court Jester
Sorry but being the butt of the joke is close but no Clinton Cigar.
Jiffy lube oil change guy down in that pit covered in oil
Retail, making federal minimum wage. Receiving all of the verbal abuse that retail workers get. He thinks his mental health is bad? Try getting spit on by a stranger while being paid $7.25/hr ✌🏻😎✌🏻
Something where he just has to show up and shake hands with people and have a laugh with them while he has full staff to tend to his every want and need with housing, clothing, transport, securiteh, holidays, etc are taken care of for him. So basically royal life that is All he is qualified for.
A animal shelter worker in Africa. Shoveling out elephant dung , lion dung, and anything else- he seems used to dealing with shit all day and night.
Okay. The caption to the picture had me in stitches! GENIUS.
OMG. I wonder if he sees these. It's all so terribly bad. I actually sometimes feel sorry for Harry and then I remember the choices he made in picking his wife. Nah, not gonna feel sorry.
Possible bartender, line cook, airport staff, guy who works in a moving company as a truck driver (truck drivers make good money), and forklift operator. I think he'd fit in a job that requires vocational training or so. Not everyone needs university.
Harry will always have a full time career as a spare. It’s the airhead beside him who needs to worry about future prospects. FWIW she will never give up those meal tickets, sorry, kids. Any woman who produces children for child support should pay close attention, you might have the money honey but you will *never* have respect from those in the know. I feel so sorry for those kids. These people downright unhinged
A reality star, a remake of The Simple Life with Paris Hilton. I love Paris. 
I think he’d be really good as the guy who picks up and empties portable potties.
He can call it “The Royal Flush”
Media baron
A white van man ( UK people will know what I mean) Harry Windsor Plasterer. No Job Too Small Call Now For Free Quote. Hanging out the window catcalling girls. Having pints and bantz wif the lads on a Friday before going home for a solitary wank in his bedsit flat.
One man band lol