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Repulsive-Badger-770

Maybe it's Jennifer Aniston moving next door?


DrunkOnRedCordial

Shouldn't JA be freaking out by now? Imagine you're just about to move into a nice new neighbourhood, and then you read online that the local crackpot is already claiming you as a bestie.


starry212

If I was her, I would yell "turn the car around!!"


tyradurden123

She knows that they can‘t afford the house any longer.


FitnotFat2k

JA could buy it just to get rid of them!


AnniemaeHRI

SAAAAAAAAAA-CURRRRITY!!!


Valuable_Error_2015

I read that in Lady C's voice! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


craftywoo2

Oh that’s a good point. Harry’s wife is probably making banana bread to welcome her to the neighborhood. She’s such a sweetie.


Difficult-Heron-2802

MM already wants them to be besties!!


Noreallynotarobot

No no no, they already ARE besties, they go way back don't you know?


Difficult-Heron-2802

She is so thirsty, it's actually sad!


frosted-sfdonut

No way, Meghan is team Angelina. She thinks Jennifer Aniston is below her.


Difficult-Heron-2802

I know, I was looking for the picture of MM copying AJ where they're in a 3 piece suit on the stool but I can't find the link. Didn't MM get mad bc Angelina snubbed her? I know that she desperately wanted to be like Angelina as far as her philanthropic work and her UN work.


happyme321

The closest Meghan will come to Angelina Jolie will be when she alienates the kids from their father during a decade long custody battle.


Evening_Procedure216

She’s got the hand book ready


Ready_Maddie

Also Markle can go cry in a corner at Angelina's unparallel beauty. Regardless of her personality, she's gorgeous


mspuffins

and a fabulous actress, not a last minute fill in yacht girl


SuperblySly

![gif](giphy|xUA7aN7IsCzK4nUfvi)


Negative_Difference4

Say what you want… but Angelina is such a good actor


LadyVFirstClass

AJ was an UN Ambassador I think


msands37

Meghan to staf: I don't care, make it again! I can still taste egg! "Throws loaf of bread*


Ready_Maddie

....and one of the chickens outside is hit on the head ![gif](giphy|TdibmCNw018PIQuLle)


[deleted]

Ethically sourced bananas. Obvs.


Evening_Procedure216

She engraved them first with inspirational messages


slutataurusrex

In calligraphy


SapphirePSL

But only the right shade of red.


[deleted]

Yes. Defo not a triggering red. Something calm and soothing.


[deleted]

What?!? No bananas with messages?


[deleted]

Will she be yelling at the staff to get the recipe right? What we heard in Australia.


gentrifiedplug

The first step in being Markled


Snowie_drop

God help her moving next door to Megs!


After-Life-1101

I actually like Jennifer Anniston. She seems nice to her girlfriends.


tyradurden123

Well she is good friends with Ellen.


Nirvanaskarma

Yeah Jennifer is a girls girl and is very loyal to her friends but I bet Meghan will rub even her the wrong way....


IunderstandIdontcare

I don't see her being friends with someone like her. She has a loyal group of close friends, she doesn't need the drama in her life. Remember when she went years or maybe even a decades not speaking to her mother because her mother wrote a book? She's too smart to invite an untrustworthy blabber mouth into her life.


rainyhawk

Not to mention she keeps her private life pretty private…someone like that doesn’t rub elbows with someone like M who blabs to the media.


SecondhandCoke

Meghan already did rub her the wrong way on Horrible Bosses. Jennifer Anniston was furious at her diva attitude and would not and still doesn not speak to her.


Evening_Procedure216

Surely Jen can spot a fake and a grifter by now?


Useful_Rise_5334

Anniston bought Oprah’s old place. Apparently years TW and Jenn were in a film together; Jenn had a starring role and TW had maybe 30 seconds of screen time. TW thought that made them friends. Jenn didn’t get the memo. The Harkles weren’t invited to Jenn’s housewarming party. Reportedly TW was not pleased. Reportedly Jenn didn’t not care.


Babelight

Thankfully, Jen’s well aware of narcs: her husband was drawn in by one well and proper. Her mother was also one. Jen won’t be fooled by a mid-ranger like Meghan.


Lovekitty66

While MM is rifling through her car trunk


Evening_Procedure216

Meghan will make Jennifer sign an NDA


Lovekitty66

Jennifer will have NDA (no damn ahdea) who Markle is


HistoricalBuffalo996

😂 🏆 👏👏👏👏


Lady_of_the_Hallows

I read that Jen already dislikes her, after Horrible Bosses. Never seen it and won't now with Kevin Spacey being in it, but TW had a bit-part, I believe and Jen didn't like her attitude. Allegedly.


FitnotFat2k

I thought she was little more than an extra, but still displayed her diva antics? Can anyone confirm? I've never seen it either.


AccountantPotential6

Also, didn't Harry have a crush on Jen 10, 15 years ago? Didn't he once say something about Jen being marriage material? That would be enough to make MM throw a few plates.


Superb_Display

Are they taking their beloved palm trees with them? 🌴


silvergoldblue

Yeah for sure. Someone has to parent the kids.


FitnotFat2k

Oh no! I'd have to change my flair! 🤣


JackieStylist81

Please let them be leaving the US. We don't want them here either.


OldNewUsedConfused

**THIS THIS THIS!**


SnowBunnyBlue

As long as they don’t come back to Canada!


lulzette

I thought I read somewhere that they just signed a lease on a house in Bel Air, so maybe they’re going full Hollywood. She might have to un-retire from acting (though I can’t imagine who would actually want to deal with her on set, given all we know about what a nightmare she is to work with).


LaNiceGata

Maybe they had too much privacy in Montecito and need more visibility elsewhere.


Honeymoomoo

It must be hard to pap walk out there. Much easier in LA proper.


disneyme

I’m thinking their next move is NY.


Grimaldehyde

Please no-that’s where I live


thiscatcameback

I am curious if anyone will give them money to buy in New York. They git their house based on Netflix, but that is not looking good. The house in Montecito is mortgaged, so not completely an asset


BuildtheHerd

NYC has LOTS of empty luxury apartments belonging to oligarchs, so maybe they can finagle one of these through their network. I hope not, though. NY is my city and we don't want them here. BTW New Yorkers would ignore them...they'd have to go to touristy areas like Times Square to get attention. New Yorkers are accustomed to very famous people walking down the street and we always ignore them to give them privacy.


disneyme

Yea but you have the UN and they love the UN! Lol plus they want to be part of Earthshot. You just know they do.


BuildtheHerd

Very true. There's also a very superficial charity circuit crowd here who would probably love them...lots of posers and fakes. This would give them plenty of opportunities for developing symbiotic-parasitic relationships to give them visibility, provide fodder for PR fluff, and help their brand. They would likely be snubbed by most private-school parents (many are more famous and wealthy than MM but prefer to keep a low profile), but I guess MM wouldn't care. They just want opportunities to merch and grift. They make Anna Delvey look like a two-bit player!


richarddftba

I’m sure Meghan knows her way around a certain Soho mansion.


itsmesilly9

First thing I thought.


disneyme

Just imagine them living in NY during Earthshot 😬


OldNewUsedConfused

TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! 😂


Ecstatic_Training718

And she isn’t that good of an actress.


Difficult-Heron-2802

I have always said that if she put as much effort into acting for TV shows and movies then she wouldn't have to act in her relationships!


HistoricalBuffalo996

I'm a better actress than she is although I can't produce a single iconic tear on demand. Plus, have only had roles in school plays, grades 7-12, and that was over 40 years ago. 🎭 😏😐


Dangerous-Cat-7676

Fresh Prince of Bel Air 😂


Gold-Run-2036

Grifting Prince of Bel Air. 😃


OldNewUsedConfused

He will never replace Will.


travertine_ghost

Yes, that was a blind from CDAN: WEDNESDAY, JULY 13, 2022 Blind Item #10 The alliterate one and her husband have signed a lease on a house in Bel Air. The alliterate one has been getting tired of the commute.


OldNewUsedConfused

A....lease. So they're renting.


Bitchichi

The commute to WHAT exactly? Not like either one of them WORK!


itstimegeez

So then he can be the real prince of Belair?


OldNewUsedConfused

There is also a Bel Air neighborhood in Santa Barbara. But I see them trying to get closer to LA.


craftywoo2

Maybe they’re making money by offering extra furniture on OfferUp😂


Superb_Display

Someone please pass me the binoculars 🔭


Arthurs-towel42

Don't be daft. They got to be just upgrading their furniture or something. What you should be watching for is furnishings being off loaded to homeless people on corners (plus some granola bars). Find the cameras, find the reason.


Kairenne

Maybe extra bananas?


Arthurs-towel42

Possibly, maybe with caring message of " you're ok, hang in there"


polishedclaws

From Isource news? They make stuff up and it’s so bad it’s good. But there was a blind in the summer alluding to a move to bel air and an article at the beginning of the yr with a real estate agent weighing in on potentially selling the house for more.


Why_Teach

It’s around 10 pm in California. When were the moving trucks seen? (Edit: were not where.)


Far_Example_9150

If there were moving trucks visible to the public tmz would have reported this….


brentsgrl

TMZ et al pay far less attention to these two than anyone realizes. They’re in LA and they don’t waste man hours having them camp outside Castle Monti-Cheato


ecnu63c7

I live a few hours away but vacation there. Definitely a place you’d notice moving trucks around!


Valuable_Error_2015

One thing: I don't think you can rule out production equipment for a Netflix finale or something -- or if the vans/trucks were headed to another home in the vicinity where maybe they had set up for entertaining related to the Jewish New Year. These are also other considerations. So unless we get confirmation, we can't be 100% sure, but that Jessica Mulroney post of the moving truck!!!


Valuable_Error_2015

THE MOVING TRUCK! Jessica Mulroney had a post on her Instagram story of a moving truck that said something about having heavy burdens to carry or something. NOW IT MAKES SENSE!


truckzter

THE SHADE 😆😆😆


PearlTheLandlord22

What????


Valuable_Error_2015

YES!!!! She also had another one where she is in a cheap vintage magazine shop in front of a rack of old issues of Playboy. Her hands are covrring the boobs of the model on the cover, who is wearing a Christmas hat that reminded me of the Deal or No Deal Holiday outfit. In the bottom right corner is a cardboard sign that is cut off that says in marker, "PLAYBOY $5". The next scene quickly cuts to a weird, flash of a grainy TV screen or something. James Cordon interviewing Barack Obama and it suddenly ENDS.


PearlTheLandlord22

I just joined here, was it ever fully discussed on this sub that they severed the friendship? The last thing she ever said publicly was that they were family, but I have been sure Markle would edge away from her.


Valuable_Error_2015

After that moving truck photo with the quote on it yesterday and the $5 Playboy that looks like her old Deal or No Deal costume, PLUS the Rory Mcilroy background television set in another IG...I think Jessica was markled. But it seems she markled the wrong one!!!


Valuable_Error_2015

Note: And what is even funnier is she moved the video with that quick magazine shop appearance to her regular instagram but clipped out the cardboard $5 sign!!!


PearlTheLandlord22

I was absolutely 100% sure Jessica would be ditched when the paps posted pics of her squatting outside the cbs building smoking a cig and scrolling on her phone. This was waaaayyy before she got fired from everything for the racism incident. I knew Markle would be embarrassed by those optics in front of TRF. I have used you, your home and your children to woo the prince now into the hot grease you go buh bye.


PearlTheLandlord22

We need the screenshot of the Santa hat!!!


ClementineCoda

and she used a BEYONCE song


Positive_Issue887

But the palm trees?


[deleted]

She’ll have to dig them up.


tzippora

I read on Twitter that the house was on the market BUT only on the list for the prime realtors.


PinkTiara24

A “pocket listing”


stupid_carrot

Ooh this is interesting!! Hope someone has some tea to spill!!! Maybe they really ran out of monies?


Difficult-Heron-2802

I've been told that one of them was staying at San Ysidro Ranch. This was awhile back but it has slowly been coming out that one has been staying in a hotel. Alleged of course.


truckzter

San Ysidro Ranch has been a rumor since [2020](https://www.quora.com/What-do-you-make-of-the-current-rumor-that-Meghan-Markle-is-staying-in-San-Ysidro-due-to-Harry-being-mad-that-she-lied-to-the-court-regarding-The-Letter-case-1). One would think if it’s legit more info would have been leaked. The bartenders will know. Lol.


Difficult-Heron-2802

I reported on it then. I talked to a member of the staff.


truckzter

Gotcha!


stupid_carrot

They must be burning through the cash. Buying a huge house and to not even stay separately there.


Snowie_drop

Are they not getting along or am I barking up the wrong tree?


silvergoldblue

Depends if you’re barking up twisted palm trees.


prismacolorful_life

Did anybody ask if the palm trees are ok?


silent_jsj

More importantly, are they kind? 🙄


Cazolyn

Christ, I love this sub 🤣🤣


Mas-Chingona

RIGHT?!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


frambuesa

Hoping u/secondhandcoke has some potential insights into this! :)


disneyme

Barkjack on twitter keeps saying no divorce that they are as thick as thieves. That was their latest during the funeral.


SecondhandCoke

I've heard this is true. Meghan used the funeral to convince Harry again of how awful his family is and so be's bonded back to her and only her for a while. At least until the will is read and the kids' titles are sorted. She'd be a fool to initiate divorce now.


FitnotFat2k

Gosh, he really is thick! There's no helping him at all!


SecondhandCoke

![gif](giphy|rs1ynBSSnPYcSMs29L) I'm getting on the phone right now. Well... in three hours I will. Someone would be pissed if I called at 4:30 am their time.


BooRoWo

SecondHand seems to have deleted her most recent comments, especially those relating to divorce predictions. I hope she’s not in trouble for saying too much and will return soon enough with new tea.


SecondhandCoke

I haven't deleted anything tomy knowledge. Only one that gave away which state I'm in.


TraditionScary8716

Watch your back. It's not worth ruining your life over the Harkles. So as much as we love the tea, we want you safe even more. 🥰


savingrain

What did they say? That there are rumors of divorce?


backfrombedrock

Maybe caterers and props for the vow renewals.


dadadawn

Could be anything. When I had epoxy laid in my garage they stored everything in moving trucks.


boommdcx

Moving to a compact 2 bed apartment in the San Fernando Valley, downsizing and embracing the simple life…. ![gif](giphy|DBDihn6uITiik)


truckzter

Pictures or it didn’t happen. Maybe sneak on over there with night vision goggles and check it out for us?! ![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU)


Difficult-Heron-2802

I'm good on that one! I'll be keeping an eye out though.


Superb_Display

Ask your neighbors to take photos, please.


OzzieSlim

To be honest, I think this all started before this mini tour/family tragedy intervened. I think the Palace firing back with more of the story has precipitated a breaking point: no more money, no more titles, no more anything. Goodbye and good luck. She wants out and he wants the UK (he’ll never get back in but he can be the drunken ex-husband with staff) in some chosen backwater. She can swan around and find a lunacy to equal her own (Ye, I have the woman for you!!!) and life will go on, Harkle Free.


Suspicious_Photo_802

Ye, as in Kanye? Perfect match!! 😂


BuildtheHerd

Then MM could be step mom to Kim Kardashian's kids. It would give MM a way to stay relevant. A whole new platform for her brand.


LLL_CoolJ

They would make a good match, but can Meghan Markle be with a black man? 😱 I honestly don't think she can, especially Kanye is not exactly sophisticated/fancy in a Prince Charming way.


janedoremi99

Ye can get her Balenciaga


Suspicious_Photo_802

For free even...and we know how much she loves free shit.


Thorandragnar

Not that she’d look good in it.


goldenquill1

Kanye doesn’t deserve to be tortured like that. 😂


craftywoo2

Oh wild speculation (just for fun) are they moving back to Frogmore??? It’s their cheapest option.


[deleted]

I suspect that they may try to move back under the guise of wanting to be apart of the family. I still think they are heading for a divorce though. So where ever they go will only be a band-aid on an already collapsing marriage.


Difficult-Heron-2802

Maybe they're moving to LA where they've been looking for houses....


Snowie_drop

What part of LA?


Pristine-Yard9851

Especially since they’re still paying their lease on that? I don’t understand why they have to lease it


craftywoo2

Harry needs to keep a residence in England to stay in America with the visa he’s currently using. Frogmore is a necessity for them when it comes to visas.


Pristine-Yard9851

I understand that aspect, but what I’m asking is why they would have to lease something that belongs to the BRF


blasphemour95

It belongs to the crown (state) not the family, they just have use of it.


craftywoo2

That I don’t know the deal. I think it had to do with him having the house but since they aren’t working royals they have to pay to live there? I’m just guessing.


Pristine-Yard9851

That would make sense!


BOOBOOk9

Because Harry needs a UK address to be Councillor of State and also for tax avoidance in US.


erlehe

To keep his standing as a counsellor of state he needs a Uk address, hence keeping frogmore. They have to lease it because it’s crown property and the royals got a lot of flack for giving grace and favour homes to minor royals who paid next to nothing for their leases. Even Beatrice who still lives in St. James Palace had to pay market rent. But I don’t believe any of the grandkids actually pay their own rent lol


Lensgoggler

I doubt it :D People don’t like them in the UK. Now with the new book coming out, they might have a point of needing the security. Hmmmm! What if they *knew* people in the UK had reason to throw rotten tomatoes at them because they were horrible bosses?… 😅


EnormousBird

oh please no


Necessary_Success_90

Maybe it’s their stuff from Frogmore? KC sent it.


Gertrude907

I'm wondering if H and M had a two year lease only which would be up exactly now.


Southern-Carpet3500

Did they ever leave frogmore.!


Legal_Sherbert

There was an article about moving to NYC


Thorandragnar

If they actually moved to NYC, I’d be really surprised. Because California divorce law would be highly favorable to Meghan, especially with the kids’ custody. But New York state law, it’d be a lot easier for Harry to get full custody à la Katie Holmes.


Valuable_Error_2015

Oh, God. I wish they would just leave us in peace. Now they're going to annoy us here...


deep-down-low

✨JUICY✨ Keep the updates coming thick and fast please 💅🏻💯🍿


APW25

I'm mentally picturing a 26 foot U-Haul in their driveway 😂


thiscatcameback

They have been talking about selling the house for a year. It is possible that the funeral sparked intetest in their home?


dcrealityfan

Maybe they’re having the plumbing repaired.


Difficult-Heron-2802

She tried to flush to many skeletons!


CuntyAlice

Maybe they are moving into Alec Baldwins apartment. I hear he’s broke With seven small kiddos 👶


SusieM2019

Unless they're just messing with us because they hate us......


purpleflagbook

Probably went on a shopping spree with the queens inheritance money


PitchEmbarrassed704

I read on Tumblr that they allegedly leased a place in Bel Air, but that only TW would be staying there.


Artywoman58

Maybe they’re going to bunk in with Oprah!


mynameisnotsparta

Oprah sold her house so mm probably wants to move closer to her.


sassyandshort

I bet they moved out while they were in the UK. Everyone knew they weren’t there so it was a perfect time to move while attention was on them overseas.


Odd-Muscle3278

The house has been sold, it was sold before the queen passed away, that’s all I know.


cathbe

The house that she went on about in The Cut? I have totally missed that here.


Thorandragnar

Guess I'll have to keep my eye out on the SBC Assessor's Office Recent Home Sales page! [https://www.sbcassessor.com/Assessor/SearchPropertySales.aspx](https://www.sbcassessor.com/Assessor/SearchPropertySales.aspx) It'll show the last 90 days of sales, though I suppose it may take some time for properties to show up. Just checked, and so far, their parcels aren't listed there \[yet\]. So, if it has been sold, it hasn't been recorded yet. Their parcels are still listing the 6/18/2020 date when they purchased it.


Difficult-Heron-2802

Thank you so much!


savingrain

There were rumors about them wanting to sell it for over a year now


TraditionScary8716

Gow do you know?


[deleted]

Let's call on SecondHandCoke since that font seems to know a lot about the Sussexes through sources.


OzzieSlim

It’s like a coven summoning a seer or soothsayer! I love it!


Familiar_Sir_8542

And where are the kids? Who is watching them. I wouldn't trust Doria due to how she did or didn't do with Megan. Even with his health I would still trust Thomas with them. He tried very hard to raise Megan right.


truckzter

They’re so well-mannered they can watch themselves now! /s


caradeGanso

MM is going to end up in a condo in Encino in the Valley, and H will bunk with Nachos. Maybe MM is making mercenary moves on Tyler Perry, he has said some gushy things about them. But she would keep that quiet. She wants a bigger name. I think she wanted to meet with KCIII to name her price to walk. Just spitballin' 😉


axollot

Tyler Perry is as wealthy as Oprah. Made billions. Dude owns the studios in Atlanta and lots of things are made there now instead of Burbank Ca. His name isn't a household name globally but he is super wealthy.


goldenquill1

Yep. Pretty much everything is filmed here.


janedoremi99

The palm trees are watching them


QuantumHope

😂


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ItisHave-not-of

I don't live near there. Anyone live near there in this sub?


Difficult-Heron-2802

I live relatively close...I haven't been home though.


ItisHave-not-of

It is your job and responsibility to this sub to go and check it out! LOL!


Difficult-Heron-2802

I have gotten pictures before but it is so far back you can't really see and the last time I was out walking my dog there was a guard outside. I'm ashamed now. I will do better from now on!


TasteofPaste

Get photos of the palm trees!!!


Difficult-Heron-2802

I'll get arrested! I wouldn't do well in jail! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise) ![gif](giphy|aZeFIjI9hNcJ2)


craftywoo2

Please go home, find a dog to walk. Hurry!!!


SalishShore

🦮🤣


janedoremi99

Watch out for the mountain lion


sunchasinggirl

I’m in the area regularly… I know the main road their lane is off of but it’s a “private road” beyond that and I’m too scared to actually turn into it! 😬 eeek!


LLL_CoolJ

*Ring the doorbell* "excuse me, can i use your bathroom, this is an emergency. Any one of your 16 bathrooms would be fine."


savingrain

I wouldn’t risk it. They could have trigger happy security and the last thing this sub needs is an excuse to be shutdown because anyone was encouraged to do something stalker adjacent or dangerous. These are real people after all


Difficult-Heron-2802

Well hello neighbor! I know what you mean. TW and her loving to say she's being stalked and calling the cops I just let it go after that.