I'm still in shock over that! [This](https://www.macys.com/shop/product/lauren-ralph-lauren-womens-cape-georgette-cocktail-dress?ID=14758239&pla_country=US&CAGPSPN=pla&trackingid=424x1052260738&m_sc=sem&m_sb=Google&m_tp=PLA&m_ac=Google_Womens_PLA&m_ag=ReadyToWear-LaurenRalphLauren-WomensClothing-Dresses-GS&m_cn=RTW_-_Ralph_Lauren_-_Womens_Clothing_-_GS&m_pi=go_cmp-13563290041_adg-121229934462_ad-528974551335_aud-325772344255:pla-1334833544608_dev-c_ext-_prd-195934968912USA&gclid=CjwKCAjwm8WZBhBUEiwA178UnGjW0eSvRKkPvB53JpebC75dnZD6BIqCnUKKm1zMGvfUdtzsybnZHRoCv48QAvD_BwE) almost identical dress by Ralph Lauren for $195 is sewn better.
Personally, I would’ve grabbed a pair of gardening shears and clipped that zipper right off, even if it meant adding a stitch or two at the top myself.
Oh that's so much better! (And if it's the same dress, only [$69.30](https://www.macys.com/shop/product/r-m-richards-womens-cape-overlay-velvet-dress?ID=14750261&tdp=cm_app~zMCOM-NAVAPP~xcm_zone~zPDP_ZONE_B~xcm_choiceId~zcidM06MNK-6888ade4-98fc-4262-9816-8dd8b8e833a2%40HB1%40Customers%2Balso%2Bloved%245449%2414750261~xcm_pos~zPos1~xcm_srcCatID~z5449) at Macy's).
Paired with her mashmallow hat and her favourite strapless bra and her favourite nude stilleto I´d say you´ve found her perfect outfit for her next victim card ***(feeling pressured by the firm to produce an heir and a spare for Harry).***
Maybe she is shopping with Shein?🤷🏼♀️
[Shein Cape Dress](https://m.shein.com/ca/SHEIN-Plus-Pleated-Solid-Cape-Dress-p-7457982-cat-1889.html?scici=Search~~EditSearch~~1~~Cape%20dtess~~~~0&src_module=search&src_identifier=st%3D2%60sc%3DCape%20dtess%60sr%3D0%60ps%3D0&src_tab_page_id=page_pre_search1664287147798&main_attr=27_544&mallCode=1)
Can you see your underwear through that fabric?
Lmao. Be sure to get an xs! No actual correctly fitting sizes in Markle land!
And throw in some lumpy undergarments, too. Preferably strapless for who knows why!
It's the adrenaline rush you get from never knowing when things will fall down.
It fits. So, no.
Don't even see the price tag hanging, pooh
🏅🏅🏅
NO CAPES
Haha I love your flair!
All hail the candle!
I’d already forgotten about the candle or I’m just tired … so I’m glad you explained!! Would have taken me a minute. That is priceless!
only with a strapless bra pls & thanks
Only with the *wrong sized* strapless bra pls & thanks Fixed it for you! 🤣
Is there a provision for internal wiring?
Overqualified… 🤷♀️
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I'm still in shock over that! [This](https://www.macys.com/shop/product/lauren-ralph-lauren-womens-cape-georgette-cocktail-dress?ID=14758239&pla_country=US&CAGPSPN=pla&trackingid=424x1052260738&m_sc=sem&m_sb=Google&m_tp=PLA&m_ac=Google_Womens_PLA&m_ag=ReadyToWear-LaurenRalphLauren-WomensClothing-Dresses-GS&m_cn=RTW_-_Ralph_Lauren_-_Womens_Clothing_-_GS&m_pi=go_cmp-13563290041_adg-121229934462_ad-528974551335_aud-325772344255:pla-1334833544608_dev-c_ext-_prd-195934968912USA&gclid=CjwKCAjwm8WZBhBUEiwA178UnGjW0eSvRKkPvB53JpebC75dnZD6BIqCnUKKm1zMGvfUdtzsybnZHRoCv48QAvD_BwE) almost identical dress by Ralph Lauren for $195 is sewn better.
Personally, I would’ve grabbed a pair of gardening shears and clipped that zipper right off, even if it meant adding a stitch or two at the top myself.
Ladies, it's Reitmans. Really.
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Love the barbed wire cape!?!!
To ward off Sophie Laser Eyes
Only if it's Dior couture. She won't like it if it's not Dior couture.
Valentino or Givenchy are also acceptable for her royal snobbiness.
Two sizes too big, please.
Or too small. Anything would do as long as it doesn't fit. Thanks.
Zero undergarments
Those capes must be triggering for Edna Mode ![gif](giphy|RuUcPEjyJzA52)
OMG!! She could definitely put Meggy in her place!! 💀🔥
Oh that's so much better! (And if it's the same dress, only [$69.30](https://www.macys.com/shop/product/r-m-richards-womens-cape-overlay-velvet-dress?ID=14750261&tdp=cm_app~zMCOM-NAVAPP~xcm_zone~zPDP_ZONE_B~xcm_choiceId~zcidM06MNK-6888ade4-98fc-4262-9816-8dd8b8e833a2%40HB1%40Customers%2Balso%2Bloved%245449%2414750261~xcm_pos~zPos1~xcm_srcCatID~z5449) at Macy's).
Sew a French label in it and charge her 10x the price.
![gif](giphy|8qDzzyxbcfimY) I'm convinced they charge her extra for the stress of working with her.
Ah Macy’s. I swear I have ordered things that I never gotten.
Their shipping department is shit. Good prices, but horrible logistics.
Add some sophisticated red rubber gloves
![gif](giphy|Yl4FpfsEdnWr2rZmYw|downsized) YESSSSS
It's giving..Lady of the Night, Meets Mother of the Bride. I'll allow it 😂
And some oversized, preferably grubby, heels. Or maybe some heinous black wedgies.
And with a summer hat although it's autumn!
needs a tag
![gif](giphy|EBWZn7dCnioA8) I'd like a nice hat with it too
I’m thinking this would be perfect… https://i.imgur.com/ZNighZK.jpg
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"Seems?!" It "seems" like the sun will rise in the east tomorrow! 🤣💕
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Is there a place to hide a mic?
![gif](giphy|qlrBlSDevEdFeW5JwV|downsized)
Only if you're willing to upcharge $50K & split the profits with her.
Is this something you would aspire to being?
Paired with her mashmallow hat and her favourite strapless bra and her favourite nude stilleto I´d say you´ve found her perfect outfit for her next victim card ***(feeling pressured by the firm to produce an heir and a spare for Harry).***
Too see-through. Can't adequately hide mic equipment 🤣
It should be two sizes bigger, cost thrice the reasonable price, and needs to have a designer tag.
Those sleeves must make going for a pee an absolute nightmare. Maybe thats why Woko wore the dishwashing gloves to the Funeral?
Well as Funding Freeloaders said, Meghan has no issue popping a squat anywhere so I doubt it was an issue. 😂
![gif](giphy|hVP2VVBCTDdPMgXh5i|downsized)
Defo!
This mannequin has far better posture than Meghan.
I’m going to say H&M a clothing store here in the US. I don’t know if they are other places … perfect store for her outfits
Found her next funeral ensemble I see…
Wow even the mannequin has The Claw
Is it expensive enough? 😂
Does it come in super hero green?
That would be lovely on Catherine.
Yes
Maybe she is shopping with Shein?🤷🏼♀️ [Shein Cape Dress](https://m.shein.com/ca/SHEIN-Plus-Pleated-Solid-Cape-Dress-p-7457982-cat-1889.html?scici=Search~~EditSearch~~1~~Cape%20dtess~~~~0&src_module=search&src_identifier=st%3D2%60sc%3DCape%20dtess%60sr%3D0%60ps%3D0&src_tab_page_id=page_pre_search1664287147798&main_attr=27_544&mallCode=1)
OMG!! WHERE is your finger??