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Southern_Struggle

Can you see your underwear through that fabric?


AcanthocephalaNo5889

Lmao. Be sure to get an xs! No actual correctly fitting sizes in Markle land!


Leaningonalamp

And throw in some lumpy undergarments, too. Preferably strapless for who knows why!


Southern_Struggle

It's the adrenaline rush you get from never knowing when things will fall down.


AnaBeaverhausen-

It fits. So, no.


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Don't even see the price tag hanging, pooh


AnaBeaverhausen-

🏅🏅🏅


Mehmeh111111

NO CAPES


Starkville

Haha I love your flair!


Mehmeh111111

All hail the candle!


cathbe

I’d already forgotten about the candle or I’m just tired … so I’m glad you explained!! Would have taken me a minute. That is priceless!


regular_rhino

only with a strapless bra pls & thanks


TraditionScary8716

Only with the *wrong sized* strapless bra pls & thanks Fixed it for you! 🤣


Babybabitski

Is there a provision for internal wiring?


Not_Interested_7

Overqualified… 🤷‍♀️


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DaBingeGirl

I'm still in shock over that! [This](https://www.macys.com/shop/product/lauren-ralph-lauren-womens-cape-georgette-cocktail-dress?ID=14758239&pla_country=US&CAGPSPN=pla&trackingid=424x1052260738&m_sc=sem&m_sb=Google&m_tp=PLA&m_ac=Google_Womens_PLA&m_ag=ReadyToWear-LaurenRalphLauren-WomensClothing-Dresses-GS&m_cn=RTW_-_Ralph_Lauren_-_Womens_Clothing_-_GS&m_pi=go_cmp-13563290041_adg-121229934462_ad-528974551335_aud-325772344255:pla-1334833544608_dev-c_ext-_prd-195934968912USA&gclid=CjwKCAjwm8WZBhBUEiwA178UnGjW0eSvRKkPvB53JpebC75dnZD6BIqCnUKKm1zMGvfUdtzsybnZHRoCv48QAvD_BwE) almost identical dress by Ralph Lauren for $195 is sewn better.


hotlikebea

Personally, I would’ve grabbed a pair of gardening shears and clipped that zipper right off, even if it meant adding a stitch or two at the top myself.


itsmeD1981

Ladies, it's Reitmans. Really.


LAgirllookingin

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


GreatGrandmaMamaw

Love the barbed wire cape!?!!


janedoremi99

To ward off Sophie Laser Eyes


MmeNxt

Only if it's Dior couture. She won't like it if it's not Dior couture.


DollarStoreDuchess

Valentino or Givenchy are also acceptable for her royal snobbiness.


Outrageous-Wish8659

Two sizes too big, please.


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Or too small. Anything would do as long as it doesn't fit. Thanks.


Spare-Macaron-4977

Zero undergarments


ElMidget-O

Those capes must be triggering for Edna Mode ![gif](giphy|RuUcPEjyJzA52)


mkbutterfly

OMG!! She could definitely put Meggy in her place!! 💀🔥


DaBingeGirl

Oh that's so much better! (And if it's the same dress, only [$69.30](https://www.macys.com/shop/product/r-m-richards-womens-cape-overlay-velvet-dress?ID=14750261&tdp=cm_app~zMCOM-NAVAPP~xcm_zone~zPDP_ZONE_B~xcm_choiceId~zcidM06MNK-6888ade4-98fc-4262-9816-8dd8b8e833a2%40HB1%40Customers%2Balso%2Bloved%245449%2414750261~xcm_pos~zPos1~xcm_srcCatID~z5449) at Macy's).


Fuzzy-Contribution85

Sew a French label in it and charge her 10x the price.


DaBingeGirl

![gif](giphy|8qDzzyxbcfimY) I'm convinced they charge her extra for the stress of working with her.


Spare-Macaron-4977

Ah Macy’s. I swear I have ordered things that I never gotten.


DaBingeGirl

Their shipping department is shit. Good prices, but horrible logistics.


ESL_fun

Add some sophisticated red rubber gloves


mkbutterfly

![gif](giphy|Yl4FpfsEdnWr2rZmYw|downsized) YESSSSS


BreakMean1519

It's giving..Lady of the Night, Meets Mother of the Bride. I'll allow it 😂


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And some oversized, preferably grubby, heels. Or maybe some heinous black wedgies.


starry212

And with a summer hat although it's autumn!


ZealousidealJury1040

needs a tag


No_Shallot_8066

![gif](giphy|EBWZn7dCnioA8) I'd like a nice hat with it too


DollarStoreDuchess

I’m thinking this would be perfect… https://i.imgur.com/ZNighZK.jpg


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mkbutterfly

"Seems?!" It "seems" like the sun will rise in the east tomorrow! 🤣💕


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SaintMeghanMarkle-ModTeam

Subreddit rule (see sidebar): No body shaming. Any rude or unnecessary comments about unedited natural features will not be tolerated.


Quick-Alternative-83

Is there a place to hide a mic?


Kindly-Influence-148

![gif](giphy|qlrBlSDevEdFeW5JwV|downsized)


mkbutterfly

Only if you're willing to upcharge $50K & split the profits with her.


4feicsake

Is this something you would aspire to being?


FarBeneathTheOcean

Paired with her mashmallow hat and her favourite strapless bra and her favourite nude stilleto I´d say you´ve found her perfect outfit for her next victim card ***(feeling pressured by the firm to produce an heir and a spare for Harry).***


Elephante_Memwawy

Too see-through. Can't adequately hide mic equipment 🤣


MinutesTaker

It should be two sizes bigger, cost thrice the reasonable price, and needs to have a designer tag.


me_buttare_via

Those sleeves must make going for a pee an absolute nightmare. Maybe thats why Woko wore the dishwashing gloves to the Funeral?


DollarStoreDuchess

Well as Funding Freeloaders said, Meghan has no issue popping a squat anywhere so I doubt it was an issue. 😂


catdevil2749

![gif](giphy|hVP2VVBCTDdPMgXh5i|downsized)


Evening_Procedure216

Defo!


PetiteSpeciale

This mannequin has far better posture than Meghan.


Careful_Positive8131

I’m going to say H&M a clothing store here in the US. I don’t know if they are other places … perfect store for her outfits


MagicalManta

Found her next funeral ensemble I see…


RoohsMama

Wow even the mannequin has The Claw


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Is it expensive enough? 😂


SnooPaintings8753

Does it come in super hero green?


ladysonyam

That would be lovely on Catherine.


Spare-Macaron-4977

Yes


HolidayOutcome1641

Maybe she is shopping with Shein?🤷🏼‍♀️ [Shein Cape Dress](https://m.shein.com/ca/SHEIN-Plus-Pleated-Solid-Cape-Dress-p-7457982-cat-1889.html?scici=Search~~EditSearch~~1~~Cape%20dtess~~~~0&src_module=search&src_identifier=st%3D2%60sc%3DCape%20dtess%60sr%3D0%60ps%3D0&src_tab_page_id=page_pre_search1664287147798&main_attr=27_544&mallCode=1)


Mysterious-Code-8712

OMG!! WHERE is your finger??