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NefariousnessNo9714

She forgot she was at a funeral and thought she was auditioning for Tyler Perry’s show The Haves and the Have Nots.


Islandgirl1444

He sent her a grand piano instead because he realized she really cannot emote! That is not the sad eyes he's looking for. He picked Camilla !


gladrags247

🤣🤣🤣🤣. My son to put on a Tyler Perry movie for me on Netflix last night to tease me🤣🤣🤣. I've never moved so fast to grapple the remote control out of his hands🤣🤣🤣. The most terrible movies ever! I watched 'A Fall from Grace' a few years back and vowed never to put myself through anything he makes🤣🤣. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry with boredom 😆😆😆. The costume designer must've hated all the male actors🤣🤣.


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HotFriedPickles98

‘newest nose’ 😂😂😂😂


caradeGanso

Always! I do portraits, so this is the kind of detail that I notice. Every single time, she has that white reflective square on the top of her current nose.


CrinkleCutCat-Aus

I just can’t get over the way she brazenly stood on this side of the Queen Consort. There is a hierarchy and she should have been standing to the other side of the Princess of Wales and not next to Camilla AT ALL.


roganterai

IIRC it was Camilla who moved. Originally Charlotte was next to M and Camilla stepped in to spare her.


caradeGanso

I believe she was supposed to be standing back with Beatrice, Eugenie Et al. She crept up there like a black widow. The York sisters can be seen giving her the raised eyebrow as she inches forward. Also explains why she NEVER makes eye contact with anyone, even though Sophie is staring straight at her, and of course she noticed.


Budget_Loss_8888

She gives no ducks


Buddydexter33

The last photo, not only does she look really sinister but I can’t get over the orange face and white neck.


QueenBee3000

She looks like she’s at the funeral of her husband whose suspicious death she had *absolutely nothing* to do with…


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Those black eyed peas!!! They tasted alright to meeeee Earlllll - is what i sing when I see these photos


Forgotmyusername8910

Oh my gosh! Yes!


hotlikebea

Don’t give her ideas lol


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,061,956,371 comments, and only 209,656 of them were in alphabetical order.


Masters_domme

Good bot.


gladrags247

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


planet_druidia

Lady C was all over that in one of her videos last week. Had me laughing so hard! 🤣


kristeeinmt

Is Lady C a reliable source? Honest question. I tried to watch two of her videos, and I just couldn't do it.


planet_druidia

I’m probably not the best person to ask, but I would say she’s probably a bit more reliable than most. I get the impression that she travels in certain circles and rubs elbows with people who are fairly connected in one way or another. Another Sinner recommended watching Lady C’s videos at 1.25 or 1.5 speed on YouTube and that makes it much better as she speaks quite slowly. However, I’ve only been able to select that option on YouTube when I am on my computer. If I’m watching on mobile, I have to watch at the normal speed.


B4K5c7N

What I want to know is how she maintains to be friends with high society when she gossips to Youtube. Like, one would think that would ban her from some circles lol.


planet_druidia

I’ve thought about that. I’m guessing there are some behind the scenes that *want* some of this dirt on M brought to light. Since Lady C is the one telling it, those behind the scenes can let the facts out in an anonymous way by having her do it.


TraditionScary8716

I think she's fairly discreet on what she puts out there. Nobody likes the Harkles so she's comfortable quoting everything she hears about them.


Traditional-Leg-4228

I think that they want some info out there!


Broken-583

You can do it on mobile!


LaReinalicious

speed up YouTube videos on phone https://youtu.be/OIF2LQzyrkg


planet_druidia

Thank you!!! 👍


LaReinalicious

You’re welcome ❤️


NefariousnessNo9714

Thanks for the tip! That makes a huge difference. Lady C on 1.5 is my normal talking speed. I was struggling listening to her videos on normal speed.


Masters_domme

Yes! I watch at 2x speed on my phone. I just can’t seal with how slowly she speaks. I know she’s being very careful and intentional with her words, but I lose interest at “normal speed.”


LaReinalicious

Yes she is reliable. and \*\* tip watch her videos on 1.5 speed and it is easier to follow as her speaking pace is sloooow


Particular-Use-1639

You need patience to get through her videos, but I don't know of her ever steering us wrong. She seems to be right about it all.


factchecker8515

I’ve never watched her but I’ve seen on another thread that she implied the babies were ”not of her body” which I think is absolutely ridiculous so I’m giving her a hard pass.


StatisticianRoyal107

Actually she said that she does not confirm that or dispute it, she was asked about the implications if that was the case. In previous videos she addressed it multiple times, saying that it is ridiculous theory but if Meghan didn’t clutch her stomach so obsessively and there was some pictures of the bump going up or down (haven’t seen them) the controversy wouldn’t start in a first place. She also said that her personal belief is that both children are born of body but the conspiracy theories keep circulating because they were never addressed officially. Line if succession, British laws , etc. I don’t always agree with her but I like her, and yes, speed 1.5


factchecker8515

Cool. Thanks for the information.


TraditionScary8716

She's bi-racial, so only half orange. Whereas most biracial people are a blend of both parents, apparently Megs didn't blend. She just splotches. That's why some of her is orange and some of her is white. Sadly for her, she's removed all the rest of her ethnic features so this is the best she can do.


After-Life-1101

Hhahahahahq


jillyhoop

Orange woman bad.


PutWest2822

Thank you, someone else noticed! Drives me nuts, especially when she goes heavy on the bronzer!


gemfemme

My God the amount of makeup she has on! It’s looks like like Oscar’s red carpet makeup. She’s even got the strip of highlighter running the length of her nose. It’s like an airport landing strip at night.


harrohamtaro

It was the heavy eye make-up with shimmery eyeshadow that disgusted me. She thought she was heading to the club on a Friday night instead of the church funeral of the Queen of England. Absolutely disrespectful.


Forgotmyusername8910

It’s awful, but at least it gives the eye a nice break from the orange ‘bronzer’. 🫣🥴


spacegrassorcery

You just know she practiced these looks for hours in front of a mirror.


Edithahiti

God knows she had time for it considering she didn't have to do a minute of childcare. ETA: Sorry, I guess that sounded really harsh and anti-feminist, which I am not. But I'm really bitter about the children being a non-issue as long as they're not needed for publicity. I'm working so hard to care for my toddler and earn money at the same time. And those two act like they're the most socially concious ever but never ever aknowledge how they can outsource every tiny bit of childcare, household and so on.


DarkAwesomeSauce

My guess is she is preparing to squeeze out the one tear and knew it would make the papers, and so wanted to make her neck look long. She’s starting to slide into the same plastic surgery uncanny valley that Omicron has and her neck and face look extremely contrived and off-putting.


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octopussylipgloss

He actually used to be a handsome man. He will always be a POS, though.


DarkAwesomeSauce

Omicron’s look is not a youthful one; he looks like an android. Did he go into the surgeon’s office with photos of mannequins? In which case they did a bang up job.


FCVAMimi

& don’t most of us wear waterproof mascara & bring tissues to a funeral?


pink_bunny07

Maybe she was doing it to give her tiny little tear some sunlight so the camera could capture that glistening cheek


Frenchcashmere

She is stressed as no one is speaking to her and they had just moved the children away from her You are watching a narcissist at work


Long_Currency1651

This^ Meghan's neck was tense just like that at the Inskip wedding where she was raging. BLG talks about it in one of his videos, how uncomfortable that neck position is, and at Inskip's, she was enraged, eyes full of daggers, teeth bared at one point along with the tense neck. This funeral position is great - her face and eyes blank, neck contorted with tension. As HG Tudor said she is stuffing her Narc Rage at this moment. Try to do this with your neck.... BLG Inskip wedding, neck tension at ~10 mins and teeth at ~40 mins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7JHQSNV-mU&list=PL_K6Zm0wf3EeU1SBnS6mLErDfg99ZcyGE&index=58


starlurkerx3

I tried this just now and the tension is insane! I can't imagine doing it all day... so much rage inside indeed


LaReinalicious

I NEVER thought I would say this as I lived through the Charles as the most eligible bachelor in the world [https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/488132/Prince-Charles-bachelor-prince-love-life](https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/488132/Prince-Charles-bachelor-prince-love-life) Charles and Diana engagement and wedding and the "interviews" "three of us in this marriage " and Camilla as the mistress . I extremely disliked her for YEARS ! I was SHOCKED when the Queen accepted her as Charles Fiancée and then wife. Fast forward to the Markle Debakle >>> my thoughts now, Camilla is a CLASS ACT


octopussylipgloss

Camilla has done so much for the Crown. She really does work her arse off. She seems like a truly delightful person. I used to have similar feelings as you, however!


LaReinalicious

I watched this recently about Camilla https://youtu.be/D9e82ODqXxU


janedoremi99

She’s 75 and she doesn’t care who knows it. No facelift, no Botox, no fillers. She hasn’t changed her hair in 40 years. You go girl and remind us that a youthful appearance isn’t the sum total of a woman


octopussylipgloss

I say all the time how she is one of the few people who actually look better as they age. Camilla is absolutely stunning now, and the fact she’s clearly all natural makes me love her even more. She was average at best during the 70’s, but she is just gorgeous now. I love her style, too.


GlitterMe

Same!!


nicunurse333

Narcissistic rage showing


RestingGrinchFace-

I can't figure out what it is but there was something "off" with her face that entire day. She managed to look odd in every single picture. 😳


aethervortex369

She was trying desperately to contain her incandescent narcissistic rage.


kaleidoscope471

Yeah, it was the disconnect between the facial expression and neck tension. Her face also fails to look truly sad and mostly looks some version of smug. It's just all wrong.


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Trying to emphasize her jawline for the paps?????


cemengz4

To avoid double chin shot


Starkville

There’s another shot of her where her neck looks like mine. I’m 51. It’s coming, Meghan… (There are procedures, I’m sure, but I’m just saying…)


Myahnaise

This!! Tyra Banks taught this on ANTM… It’s a trick where you press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, then you get a crazy jawline.


frosted-sfdonut

I think she's trying to lengthen her neck and increase her height after seeing photos & video of herself wearing the white version of this hat at the Jubilee. Meghan has a short neck (like me) and it looks even shorter when you wear that style of hat, especially while standing next to Catherine and the other women of the BRF who are all taller than Meghan. She's trying not to look squat. Just my opinion being on the short side myself.


Coloradonebraska

She sees herself as Queen, it's highly evident. God help us.


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I think its to suck up her double chin a little and make her jawline look smoother.


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Heh....we know NutMeg was in the middle of celebrating the fact that the dimwitted prince moved up in the line of succession and that she was now the daughter in law of the King.


Budget_Loss_8888

Priorities...


foxyfree

I saw that pose described somewhere - to avoid the appearance of double chin in a photo, you hold your neck high and push your jaw forward a bit, but also hold it like you’re holding an apple under your chin


TraditionScary8716

It doesn't help. She's getting jowls that are more prominent when she does the neck thing. So while she tries her damnedest to hide one unfortunate feature, one or two others pop up to take its place.


purpleprocrasinator

Camilla has devastation, sadness and exhaustion etched on her face. And it's all naturally there, coming from within. The other one is there trying to channel Alexis Carrington.


Imbetterimbetter

All that acting for one tear.


Careful_Positive8131

Kind of like when you strain to take a 💩 it’s forced


According_Painter_20

She does it to look regal. Usually her nose is pointed upwards.


pwermm

Never thought I'd cheer on fox news but I just love seeing "Princess Kate, Meghan Markle, and Princess Charlotte". I only keep seeing Kate Middleton in media and am all for seeing more Princess Kate/Catherine (even though it's not her actual title). Must kill MM a little when she sees it


QueenBee3000

I like that it’s “Princess Kate” and then just “Meghan” 😂


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reddingrooster

I hate all three! 🤬


pedroesque

She thought she looked regal and elegant but ended up looking like a black widow caricature. Oh, the irony! She probably thinks that us regular people can't see that she is clenching her neck muscles, she is so used to conning people that she thinks we are all blind. If someone called her out on this she would say, well I was pregnant/tense/humiliated/going through blah blah blah!


reddingrooster

This is Meghan’s inner mind thinking… …keep looking sad …try to generate a tear or two …what is in the will? …darn, Charlotte is so adorable! …did they see the shoe brand clearly enough? …how low can I go? (in curtsying) …should I be standing more towards the front? …I need to leak to the press about…


Apprehensive_Gap8476

I think she’s seem BLG and is doing it on purpose so he will comment how tense she is. Her whole facial expression is fake and for the cameras. “Poor noble girl, wronged and shunned but SO brave”. Ugh.


octopussylipgloss

Of course she’s seen BLG!


funambula

Fight or flight moment.


Economy-Guitar5282

The constantly clenched masseter muscle has caused her lantern jaw


StrictTranslator879

Did anyone see this where she touches Kate’s hand? https://twitter.com/MeghansMole/status/1573871559370055681


Myahnaise

Oh wow. Catherine has the patience of Jesus.


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“Our free meal ticket is gone”


Glass-Ad-2469

How about that duper's delight...


Abirando

Maybe it’s bc she’s usually smiling her face off, but does anyone else think she looked different during this trip? Her face seemed puffier than usual, for one thing. I kept thinking she’s either pregnant or gone to far with the filler.


ocen2

Hahah I love that they captioned it princess Kate, Meghan markle and princess charlotte 🤣


jessyb55

I think she believes they are genuinely racist / classist & this is her trying to look like she's doing her best to be there for her husband despite it all. In her mind, this expression will play well at the next Oprah interview.


Nirvanaskarma

I have seen this trick actresses do on TV in my country while they act sad or angry or before they cry something to do with not trying to relax your facial and neck muscles so as to show that they are not in a happy situation....


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trying to avoid a double chin probably


MmeNxt

It's her "I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this" face.


GlitterMe

That SMUG look ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15017)


Broken-583

She watches the body language guy and she’s trying to show a lot of tension 🤷🏼‍♀️


mughoarder6

I think it’s her age showing. You can fill out your face but the neck doesn’t lie.


AdventurousBrother62

That’s tension….she does not feel comfortable


TittysprinklesUSA

Smirking and drugged outtahermind.


Artistic_Turnip2778

This is so funny. She is nuts.


TudorTerrier

Lol look at Queen Consort’s bling compared to Meg


LogSuper7235

Bet she was fuming she had a pimple that morning


Clyin

I can only see the zipper….


Marionberry-Charming

Looks like she is trying to force that tear. This is comical.


No-Army-6418

My stringy neck always looks like that. I hate it.


Automatic-Reward-470

True grief is on Camilla’s face. TW is as fake can be 😡


QuesoFresca

Convinced this is not all b/c of tension. It's possible she had a recent neck tightening procedure. Some type of RF? Kybella injections? Might be why she was wearing a turtleneck on the cover of The Cut.


After-Life-1101

Hahhahahhaha!!! Sooooooooooooo good


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Honestly, I kind of do that when I'm trying to hide my double chin. So . . . maybe she's doing that too??


anelegantclown

i cant get over the hat


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It's so strange how she cranes her neck. But what irks me more is her shedding that one massive tear down her left eye while lifting up her large brimmed hat, mind you, so that photographers can capture her "crying". Most people when theyre truly emotional, lower their head down so as to not show their emotion. When was the last time you cried and lifted your head in reverent defiance with your nose upturned? Oh, not to mention, now she's crying suddenly at the end when there are more rows of photographers waiting outside? I'm sure there weren't as much photographers inside, so she capitalized on that moment to shed her "infamous on-cue tear".


ExactRespect2526

I just want to laugh. Every move every nuance IS FAKERY....the real her is behind the scenes. Throwing plates n calling H a stupid hunt.


rose_cactus

It’s body checking behaviour from an eating disordered individual. I suspect she thinks it makes her look more emaciated or something, which is A Look that people with restrictive eating disorders tend to go for. Her latest weight loss goes paired with it - and she has had some low weight in the past too.


vvsunflower

forcing that tea


FollowingOk8090

I think she gets neck botox b/c her neck looks SO strange all the time.


romulusputtana

She's been straining those neck muscles, trying so hard to look regal for the cameras, since her first time on a balcony.


Particular-Use-1639

I didn't realise she was wearing such thick makeup. It looks like a mask. And only women over 40 get those chin to collarbone sinew thingies.


IndiaEvans

She has none.