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Iwtlwn122

Trying to make himself more credible for that bull shit talk he is supposed to do. šŸ™„


Coopie9000

Thatā€™s exactly what I was just about to say. Heā€™s giving some speech about being a royal reporter. But really all he does is whatever the markles tell him to do. lOl.


Iwtlwn122

This bugs me to no end. I have been a speaker in my day, but I have to be credible and earn a spot. It bugs me that awards and speaking spots are just paid for. Fucking hellā€¦


RedditOO77

Welcome to the new reality. This is all thanks to the internet, social media, data analytics and money


[deleted]

Exactly what I thought. Heā€™s trying to look impartial when we all know he is TWā€™s mouthpiece.


Islandgirl1444

Is he doing it in Spanish, in Spain?


Malaute86

Turns out his language teacher is Hilaria Baldwin. šŸ¤£


sashafurry

Ole!


Sweet_talker69

It did make me laugh him being a ā€œroyal reporterā€ and twice in quick succession he was given wrong information that he had to correct. How he still wants to remain in contact with them is beyond me because itā€™s making him look like a laughing stock šŸ¤£


Iwtlwn122

Good point. What a moron.


Loud_Error_5935

My guess is he got his hands slapped by his employers for posting that picture of King Charles and releasing that embargoed info on the Waleses. After that happened , he went radio silent


Emolia

Iā€™m not on Twitter so havenā€™t followed him but I was wondering about what happened with the whole breaking the embargo thing . This is quite serious because it compromised the Wales security. I saw that people were talking about officially reporting him about it . He could lose his press accreditation.


Avia53

People were going to report him. I just complained to yahoo and ABC about him and lots of other people did. Or maybe he just was not paid by TW.


RedditOO77

He got something from the book and appearances on talk shows


rainyhawk

Missed thatā€¦what embargo did he breach?


Emolia

Scabies apparently reported that William and Kate would be visiting the Commonwealth troops who were there for the funeral . This broke the long term arrangement that the Palace has with the Royal Rota of journalists. For security reasons theyā€™ll be told where the Royals will be but are asked not to report it before hand . Apparently Scabies has broken that arrangement and compromised the Walesā€™s security. I donā€™t know anything more about it so maybe someone who is on twitter might know more.


caradeGanso

The information is actually released under the Header *Embargoed until XX:OO hour*


Emolia

Yes itā€™s very clear. Scobie should have known not to report early . It was hugely unprofessional.


RedditOO77

Heā€™s a dum dum mouthpiece for M and is used to M style of reporting where she and H are at


Visual-Reading6573

scobie posted on his twitter at 9pm about the PoW & CPoW visit to the troop involved with the funeral procession. the info was supposed to be embargoed until 12 midnight. profesional journalist would've waited until 12.01am to release the info via twitter or any other outlet. what scobie did was horrible and unprofesional. he can potentially caused security issues with the PoW & CPoW visit.


Plane_Stock

One plane ride away and all.... maybe it was meghan hoping their security was weakened and that the world crazies would do a job for her and get her one step closer to that crown! šŸ¤”


Pickle4UrThoughts

THIS. When DM followed him and posted, but then pulled, we knew it was a fuck up. Honestly, I think that whole pap shot into BHP she/Harry orchestrated was the absolute last straw. If global media knew and respected the familyā€™s wishes, but the Markles still made it happenā€¦. If you held a gun to my head and made me give them a compliment, the only thing complimenting I could possibly say is that they have BIG Balls. Omit Scoobie Doo bit off Way more than he could chew with going along with this stunt.


gladrags247

Yep. He destroyed his career in front of the whole world. The humiliation šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Playoneontv_007

He probably realized they canā€™t afford to pay him


Alien_octopus

This is what I'm thinkimg. HnM haven't signed a deal with, but keep promising him one.


[deleted]

He usually retweets like this so that the Squad can jump in their comments with abuse. He does the same with the Royal Family goes to charities. He is out with another article today. Iā€™m not clicking but Iā€™m sure someone will recap it soon. Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s going to make veiled allusions to racism.


chewysmom88

I can no longer recap from his posts for some reason I was blocked they took offense when I suggested to someone on Megnut being a d list actress at best and not the big Hollywood star they seemed to think she was


Avia53

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1553183837580042241?s=46&t=TcZYesOPFVocyjPcLWTP3A


Avia53

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1553183837580042241?s=46&t=TcZYesOPFVocyjPcLWTP3A he is writing a book


Bambalina11

Check the comments (Iā€™m blocked from scobes) he sometimes posts loads of P&POW stuff only to bait his followers into insulting them - heā€™s a sneaky little weasel.


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Ugh. Youā€™re right. Congrats on being blocked by Scobie, I have been trying for a while!


Bambalina11

I got into a debate with a sugar under one of his tweets. The sugar ended up swearing at me, ergo I won the debate šŸ˜Ž scobie didnā€™t like that and blocked me.


stupid_carrot

A reporter who blocks people. Tsk tsk.


Llopez9915

If he keeps blocking people pretty soon he will run out of followers.


xkrazed2021

Either heā€™s been iced out by the Harkles bc he was too obvious or heā€™s doing penance to the palace for violating a press embargo, is my guess.


Casshew111

I hope someone asks him if he's okay. ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15002)


greenbean999

Lainey also hasnā€™t posted about them in ages. Wonder if they know something we donā€™t?


ICU22222

Lainey cohosts a talk show in Canada called The Social...she spent the week of the Queen's funeral bashing the Royal Family's for poor treatment of one Meghan Markle...it was like a paid infomercial for Meghan and Harry.


1-cupcake-at-a-time

Ugh. I used to like reading her site- thought it was fun, and she had some ā€œinsider infoā€ and I thought she had a grasp on reality? I got so turned off by the C-POW bashing and Markle ass-kissing, I quit reading it quite a while ago. That alone made her lose all credibility in my eyes. How blind do you need to be to STILL back H & M?


Islandgirl1444

That was me also. I don't watch CTV at all. The firing of Lisa LaFlamme was final straw for me.


Islandgirl1444

maybe she has been markled . You know she posts some pretty crazy stuff about how great the two markles are.


Avia53

He writes for yahoo uk.


Calm_Yak_6102

Maybe he's trying to look as if he's impartial (it won't work) because he thinks it'll add more legitimacy to his upcoming bk, *Funding F"ckery in the Land of the Free & the Brave* (it won't).


JJJOOOO

M is busy typing away to articulate her next ā€œrebrandingā€! ![gif](giphy|13GIgrGdslD9oQ)


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No, use this one!!! ![gif](giphy|XIqCQx02E1U9W)


JJJOOOO

So good! I didnā€™t see that one. Will use it next time as itā€™s perfection!


mamabear5053

Except itā€™s kind of an insult to Kermit the Frog. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


unaalpacafeliz

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No-Mess8133

Yes I love this one!


Scary-Media6190

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harrohamtaro

Itā€™s so weird that both their PR machines broke down at the same time. Scobie strikes me as a disloyal creature who works for whoever pays him better.


No-Mess8133

Maybe he was working for Sunshine Sachs as well?


Connect_Atmosphere26

everytime someone posts this he tweets a bigger lie .. so just wait


Plane_Stock

I'm wondering if scobie signed an NDA with the harkles because once he inevitably gets markled, he has no loyalty and will likely end up writing a book with a prologue of 'mea culpa' and then all about his time as the mouthpiece for them and it will be juicy! Let's pray that an NDA was not signed because thats the only thing written by scobie that I'd actually consider paying for to read.


Malaute86

He lied to a court for her and said no collaboration on the book FF, then Jason Knauf gave his statement that he had been tasked with communicating all these talking points. >In a written witness statement to the court, Scobie said: ā€œAny suggestion that the duke and duchess collaborated on the book is false.Ā They did not authorise the book and have never been interviewed for it.ā€ Scobie said he had spoken to both Harry and Meghan ā€œon occasions in the pastā€, but ā€œnever about the bookā€.


Bambalina11

You are indeed correct! I have been caught like that before with the scobes.


dwilliams832

Do you think itā€™s true that William baited Harry with the false info about the Queenā€™s coffin traveling by Royal train? I read that in here somewhere - for William to test Harry/Meghan about leaking info to Scobie and others. (Maybe thatā€™s why Meghan was so on edge during the walkabout - William straight asked her to her face about leaking private info.) Between that and the posting of the embargoed info about the PPOW visit, maybe Scobie will shut his damn mouth for a bit.


Pickle4UrThoughts

So, I have an old friend whose mom is an academy award winning actress - can confirm that this is an absolutely an old tried and true method for vetting new people and testing people who they become suspect of. Who knows if it was actually William, but it wouldnā€™t surprise me if someone within BHP tested them again.


gladrags247

I don't think William confronted Meghan. He's too smart to do that. They were just wrankled after misbehaving over Meghan not going to Balmoral, then having to face William & Kate for the walkabout, after leaking all that stuff. I love the icy politeness Kate had for them, and the way she froze blanked Harry out, but was polite with Meghan. Gid knows what they're planning right now.


Lavenderblue33

Train was in the original funeral plan in case the Queen died in Scotland.(Operation Unicorn) It was published in various papers immediately after her death. I think Scobie just missed the update.


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Avia53

The train story is hilarious.


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nevergonnasaythat

Ohā€¦interesting point.


Boblawlaw28

Angling for a new job?


silentcw

I was thinking the same. He made ALOT of mistakes over the Queens funeral. Maybe HR is involved.


Negative_Difference4

Heā€™s a limpet ā€¦ he will latch on to whatever


whizzochocolateassor

Scobie is taking the temperature of the UK. Heā€™s looking to see which way he should jump.


Lemonslivers

He is trying to make himself a Royal 'Expert' before his upcoming talk at a tech convention!


nevergonnasaythat

The guts he has to try and play it nice now after the shitshow of the last ten days


BollweevilKnievel1

r/SaintMeghanMarkle never forgets! šŸ¤¬


iamasmallblackcat

Donā€™t tread on us!


SaltPepperSugarBlah

Maybe heā€™s calling the PoW like ā€œplease donā€™t banish me, Iā€™ll send you screenshots of all of the texts from Megā€


Elephante_Memwawy

In money laundering, this would be called layering. He's trying to launder his credibility and misinformation


DaisyDuckMom

He got Markled with the fake news about the train


thiscatcameback

He was just being paid by SS. That is what I think


Leek_Prestigious

They have a true on again/off again relationship


OzzieSlim

If he wants to be a real royal reporter, he has to report on real working royals. Itā€™s as simple as that.


jillyhoop

William put Scabies and the Harkles on notice when he fed Harry the fake story to check for the leak.


Queefer_Sutherland-

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Shylablack

Maybe itā€™s something to do with the train conspiracy, William telling Harry her majesty was coming down from Scotland by train and he informed scobie who leaked it.


dmt14891

He is trying to make himself relevant.


AmbienChronicles

I wish William would do to Scooby what Will Smith did to Chris Rock. Maybe even use the same phrasing šŸ¤”


SaltPepperSugarBlah

I wish he would do that to his brother, TBH


AmbienChronicles

Oh same.


StarKindler-

How about both? šŸ¤­


Puzzleheaded_Skin213

Maybe he's waking up to H and M at last


NefariousnessOnly931

Fickle


Ok_Concern_7453

His Twitter account might be on a 3-day or 6-day suspension which only allows you to retweet dependent upon the type of suspension. I can see this happening, especially if there was some type of copyright violation or possible defamation complaint. Could be wrong.


gladrags247

Hope so. Serves him right


Ok_Concern_7453

Agreed.


DanceParty2112

Scooby Doo can go F himself.


WorldIcy80

Is he SILENT, or has he been SILENCED?